@techhDogg — #substance
why do i ever babysit drunk guys im never doing this again
the chit i posted last night was a traumadump yhat a goodcghunk of peoplr just saifwas hot and yknow whay mediate to that i can't be mad you guyd s are deranged as fuuuck hah
it tskes nothing to gef nme to say yes incthis state
my shoulder is fuckin killing me. i hear getting wasted helps
a cool guy such as myself couldve like idk been a twitch streamer but instead i get hungover on tuesdays
man i want to bother him and take up space but he's probably dickriding some nerd in fucking glasses rn i need a drink
oh fuck i wokeup thirsty and tried to take a drink of ky glass of water on my desk. it was vodka i almost died im serious
people really liked that 'put ur cigarette out on me' post i did while drunk last night apparently. unfprtunately i feel way more uncool and very pathetic abput it now
put ur cigaretre out on me pllls plz plzpl
it's nights like these i really have to mull over whether he was a shitty guardian or i ws a shitty son
i was so fucking confused as to why i had the raising canes menu open [ have never been and there's none in my city ] and then i remember i drunk rapped about it for some reason so there's that i guess. man i gotta get on soundcloud asap
hhaha ha shit ifeel like i just got asked if i wanna go on a walk
man i feel al fuzzy now all i need issss mmy car keys
i'm taking another shot just one more ok and i'm done i swear
i don't have to work tomorrow so i'm gonna take some fucking shots. before i actually do choke someone out
somwbody time how fast i can down this bottle. i think i could set a record.
fuck i'm gnna be so fucking hungover tomorrow haaahahaga
why is it smoking hour didnt you guys hear about the wildfires and pollution and global warming i guess
the first time i got high i had too many edibles and sat at the top of the staircase eating cold spaghetti because i felt like i couldnt breathe but apparently leftover spaghetti was more important than living?
theres so much dave shenanigan going on i think i need a drink
with one of my friends celebrating her graduation and i was complaining about the taste of alcohol bc we were drinking. and she said "how is alcohol bad? you do EDIBLES" and thats how you know dhe doesnt do edibles
smehw i end u p watching mu little pony to sleep when i get too drunk orfoo high andd i dont want to unpack fhat yet
shkt that shot went down wrong fuckfuck hfuc
take a shot every time i use the tag #patheticposting
a 45 year old southern man came in wearing a shirt that said "sorry princess i only date crack whores" and i think my reaction is self explanatory #patheticposting
man fi fee ll like absolute shit i'm never drinki ng again gn #substance
anything is possible if you take enough shots #substance
almost drunk enough to put out 4 anyone #substance #nsfw #patheticposting
chugging pumpkin spice vodka like a pussy #substance
how many shots should i cut off at tn bc last time i drank socially i started sweating from my ryes and everybody thought i was cryinf. cant have that happen again. #substance
hrrgh i'm . exhausted but ixant sleep because im so fucking high #substance
people blame alcohol for stupid decisions like "drunk make out!" and jumping off a roof but i don't need to be drunk to do stupid shit. might even kiss his shitty face next time he comes by. probably not. #substance #yearning
in a moment of weakness i would put my chin on his thigh while kneeling on the floor and its disgusting but je woild pet me and it ade itwortj it #substance #patheticposting
i need to get deunk or high or both but it's not fun alone. actually pretty pathetic alone. #substance
i feel bad because my last post had heavy #violence #nsfw #drugs #substance #dubcon #cnc #incest #alcohol #gore #stockholmsyndrome undertones but i actually got real responses so now i should kick rocks and think about my own ethics
i only had a bad trip once and it was because i saw a puppet and then suddenly i was downright certain everything was actually made of puppets and nothing was real so yeah forgive me #substance
oh fuck its kicjibg in goodnight #substance my head hurts
nman id hate it if a hot girl took advantsge of me oh no hahahfdm thatd be awfulll #patheticposting #nsfwe #cnc #dubcon #substance
crying aboug cat cudeos is a new low fkr me #substance