@techhDogg — #satire
a cool guy such as myself couldve like idk been a twitch streamer but instead i get hungover on tuesdays
people need to stop telling me they dont care about me or else i might fall in love
man nobody on myblock better go as a stable familial relationship for halloween, might shoot
cant believe im being told to vaguepost by some orange creamsicle
i hate when people say "i wish i had a tail to wag so people know im happy" it doesn't work like that you master the art of secrecy the same way you hold back tears in the break room and honestly it's really insulting to suggest that it's automatic and can't be contrOh fuck not again
nothing summons a crowd of daves more than a pregnant troll i guess #dashwatching #satire
weird kink by association for shades of red orange and grey #notexploringthisonw . #nsfw #satire #maybe