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hi im mr penis :(
wtf does he mean by ten. #vagueposting
having a crush is so invigorating, even if u don’t act on it!!! like, yesss, gimme that funny feeling in my tummy. :)
im a little bastard
Oh boy!
#violence.
how-organized-are-you? ♥:-im-so-organized-i-even-organize-my-organization ♠:-i-guess-i-like-to-keep-things-tidy ♦:-i-can-be-a-little-bit-disorganized ♣:-i-cant-keep-anything-organized-even-under-threat-of-disaster
he pins you down on the carpet, makes paintings with his tongue. (la, la, la, la, la lala!) #suggestive #lyricposting
:)
"Big stretch" except it's me making a death rattle as my entire spine crackles.
It's not really stretching until I move just right and my sternum joins in.
look, i know your position, try to squeeze in the full nelson though! #nsfw #lyricposting
life is like a penis sometimes its hard… but when it gets hard u gotta like relieve it with someone and just let it all out that soudnded better in my head #nsfw
like, fun fact: forearms are for wrapping around necks when they're hitting it from the bac #nsfw #suggestive #mythoughts
..."be yourself"..what a terrifying thing to be....
[ the longer i go not posting his strawpage the more i find it needs to be posted badly lmfao ]
today's kink is the same kink it is every day, bondage!
Today's kink is actually old man yaoi.
srry but the wizard costume stays ON durin sex #nsfw
ok dady.
that's only the kinda name you can give to something awesome and barometric pressure is so fucking lame i don't wanna give it that kinda respect
sometimes i look back @ jokez ive made n feel a lil regret only sometimes but the seadweller tity 1 is harrowing me a lil #suggestive
she's judging me
do u ever get so stressed it makes you dizzy.
yall know im all bout cats love those fluffy lil thangs would not trade em 4 the world but would u fuk w/ a rolal who got a little bnuuy (intentional typo) w/ it sumtimes
Jarona!
it is so tucked up, girl. us lover girls will not survive in this society. #deep
8=l < More betrayal
MY CALIBOOBS SEND CHIT
irk this is so unfair!!!!!! computah blow up his screen
is he single.
In the spirit of things, Medical play. Y/N?
Crushes are boring. Get into an on/off relationship for just shy of a decade and end it on a random Sunday.
Right?
8=l < Oh, the like and hate idea 8=l < Fine I will engage in that Smash or Pass sxlly trend 8=l < But It's crxde 8=l < Like or hate me, you know what to do I am not e%plaining this further it's beneath me
OK!!! ENOUGH OF THAT!!! :)
I suppose it can slide this once..
永遠記住，只有你自己才能定義自己。沒有人能告訴你你是誰。接納自己就是愛自己。如果沒人愛你，那就讓世人知道孫悟空愛你。
i'm not serious ever btw don't get involved with me
----- --- I rot no more | But you will ----- --- 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 3 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕚 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
god if you can hear me, give me a man like david bowie.
၄⋆၃ im xennoxing it immmm xennoxing IT SHOUT POLE #silly
If you have access to melatonin that also helps. If you don't, I can send you some.
Leaning back on a the l·littl·le shel·lf at the cash register and cracking your whol·le spine so good you think youd have a publ·lic orgasm. #suggestive
Me and whom? :3
Good attempt today. 🐴 Horsle 🐴 30 Aug 2026 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
a pearl necklace probably looks real good on grey skin
Hehehee, rage8aiting high8l00ds is such a high. D0 I shame him pu8licly, 0r n0t? Mmm, s0 t0ugh #vaguep0sting
evil!!!
Leather and cuffs, my special·lty. This coul·ld be you. Wonder if them hoofbeast l·lovers coul·ld do anything with my l·leather beauty? #nsfw #cuffs #theharnessnotthel·lady #bondage #restraints https://cdn.imgchest.com/fil·les/fcfeb99eee60.png
Ar3 you a p3rman3nt mark3r? Cau23 your3 ultra fin3
its that time of night where we all feel the existential dread so heavily that we have to say some bullshit for the hell of it
ohgo d
Type of thing a FNAF night guard posts.
i'd even say wiТТ]-[ ТТ]-[e degree []f a sТТraig]-[ТТ wall buТТ yea]-[
in sufferable we prick
i hope its like dracula flow
ursla soundin ass.
gorp
whoever says bein a bottom is just as hard is a friggin liar cuz i never get this damn tired the times i bottom 😩
#yourtreat
8=l < Mortals in general are stressful for me to interact with 8=l < I've killed a lover by embracing them too tightly 8=l < I have good gloves now though 8=l < Still I take immeasurable care wheneighver I touch things or beings
sidenote i love striders, like, literally all of them. ya'll r so supportive of my tunes.
I’m really treating y'all tonight. Anyway wanna see what happens when a goat meets a bull? #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_2581.jpeg
If I'm sleepy, should I ♥️: go to bed ♦️: go to cupe ♠️: start doing tomorrow's chores ♣️: stay up for 4 more hours on my phone?
Boy dinners starting to look a little dire gents. #substance #gun
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Can we see that maker's mark up close? You don't really show it off in your pictures. 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Not shire why you think I W001D do that 8=l < But yes I can, here
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hi. i havwe free vwill. tiddies.
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── It must suck not being able to jerk it while you're in the game... GOOD THING I'M AN !!! EXHIBITIONIST !!! #JERKINGWITHNOSHAME ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
Sooo.. would we have to go to the store to get the paint or.. in due time, in due time. I shall wait as you (or we) brainstorm of more ideas.
lmaooo
chant some bullshit out a book maiebe for flavour
is now like a bad time to host a pajama party are we feeling very pajama-y should i wait until tomorrow
It's really not like me to indulge in soporifics often 8ut occasionally Kurloz silently drops unmarked packages at my hive and I feel it would 8e rude to just throw away a gift. #Su8stances #LiveOrDieALittle #Clurch
-- @softlockedTherapist is back online --
c< ....fisH.... >c
>> (2 shots in) can you put your cigarette out on me? #substances #thisisntapostitsarequest
oh boy that's 20036 kult. fuck.
It's appreciated Dirk.
Take a nice, crispy lager. Pour half of it into a glass. Top up with good quality lemonad.
SURE!!!
LOOKING AT EVERYONE LIKE THIS!!! :)
Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy.
waking up really be like that too (have you tried ssris)
昔のこと思い出すと、たまに胸がギュッてなるんだよね。
WOW SO BESIDES AWESOME IM BECOMING CRUNCHY!!! I JUST GOT UP FROM MY CHAIR AND MADE A WHOLE CRACKING SOUND!!! :)
YEAH DAWG!!!
found the lohacse i am straight up drowning in the nostalgia and the onion soup
nak nak motherfuckers
HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW!!! :)
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wayyyy ahead of u
the options im workin with ignore gnosia i do love gnosia but im like deep into it so it would probablie be unsatisfiein to watch but the others i'd be starting fresh ive plaieed lingo before but sweeps ago so id be restarting if anieone wanna come watch me plaie one of these lmk which one
El perro...
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!! :)
It is!!! What mystery and allure our illustrious judy brings to the stand.
As will I!!
rawdogging boredom the strider way
☆Bitchin☆
No, you're not "puppyboy" or "catgirl". You're 27 and unemployed. Get a job.
How are you not planet-sized by now.
>> don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever they say. #nsfw
See that's the problem. The feelings are a wishy washy oil and water mix of knowing you are not MY version of you, but you're still a version of HIM, and there's a disconnect. It's hard to separate his actions from you even though you never did them, because of that pesky universe shit, which makes an internal shit storm of complicated opinions that are there but we know they shouldn't be. That's why you're getting vague answers. No one wants to admit that every alt reminds them of their own version of that person and it's even worse when the "I have infinite splinters and they are all separate" guy is the one that can't separate it.
My evil pervert fantasy? The photo Rox posted 3 days ago, but with more blood.
>> because they're fucking sick. obviously.
...And now I have a crowd of people trying canned ASPECTS. Pandora, meet your box. I have unleashed all of the evils to the world.
anytime, hun
;)
gett|ng my nA|ls done tomorrow :)
Next time I look up I'm just going to see cotton candy pink and bubblegum blue coating everything. Whatever they're doing, it's going to be messy.
Palate cleanser.
The gods have spoken, I am allowed my unhinged post for today.
hate that.
i dunno its not every evenin just most n thats just kinda what gettin thru a day does?
Owl sploot.
OH OK!!! HAPPY TO HELP THOUGH!!! WELCOME!!! :)
Wise. I will note this.
HA HE HO!!! :)
been working on minecraft skins for myself for when i get invited to play with someone!
i think i had that Urge, once or twice... or perhaps it was more a fantasy?
Opening the portal in about a half hour's time. #RosesPoolsideDriveIn
im beign told hes not a lesbian wtf
wat if we were both lonely gods n we watched kalifornia starrifn tht butch lesbjan from xfiles n held hands when they r in nuketown
i should start hunting wildlife and ring his doorbell with a bird in my mouth see if he has the fucking audacity #vagueposting
I am not fueling your fantasies!
I can understand, as nice as it has been to have him let me tell you we've both lost our shit at one point or another, still nice to have someone to pull you out when you go too deep.
wow tonight sure has been a lot. but in a good way.
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
sluts on mh couch #supervised [Attached is a picture of four cats with cones on their heads.]
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
he acts like i dont do a fuckin dingdong thing around this hivehold :/ like i didnt just refill all his inks last week..... methinks this printer might b a digital PERVERT #he-just-wants-meto-open-his-lid #and-look-at-his-inside-bits
散々男はクソとか言いまくってるのに、今アタシの周りにいる最高なヤツらって全員男なんだよね。ごめんて笑！
Like. Pity. Mediate. Hate. I'm out here. Feeling like the goddamn avatar. もっと燃料投下してアタシのエゴ満たしてよ。
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW!!! :)
indept convis bout avatar
i could be real good for you but you'd never let me #patheticposting #directed #suggestive
Im normal now at least.
Ok good, i just needed to make sure! Yes i am very cute.
😉😘💖✨
:)! And i enjoy every second of it~
And bEfOrE I knEw It I'vE EAtEn AlmOst An EntIrE lOAfs wOrth Of gArlIc brEAd! gOOdnEss grAcIOUs...
It Is In fAct, vEry gOOd It wAs A typE cAllEd 'tExAs tOAst' And wAs On sAlE At thE grOcEry stOrE
i see your budlight and raise you an apple juice in a champagne flute get ready to clink in 3 2 1
and yellow is kinda similar 2 orange so u really did match ur vibe lol
i did the thing 2 here r my results
dinner went well!
I am very proud of my verbiage. People say I have good pRose.
#roxyphotoshoot day 6 w @empyreansApothehosis who insited on posinin leik that the second he got the remote which is why theres 2 pics lmao #nsfw
hi im mr penis just letting my fans know mr penis will never get down
finally soberin up n i just realized i got 4 new hickeys n plenty o bite marks around my neck & tit area #nsfw #somnophilia cuz i was technically only half-awake there idk
aftercare is when he 8rings you and feeds to you a frozen juice tu8e
rite shit almost forgor but #roxyphotoshoot day 5 u can prolly figure out which cronus this is p easily #nsfw
Cawll the ambulance. But not for me.
i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
ok some1 else is goin 2 understand this rite?
I assure you my undergarments are properly untwisted! Youd think you might understand sarcasm with how much of it you perpetuate. Ill be awaiting your arrival.
more leik have an unlimited amount of dirks 2 talk 2 bc dirks make me happy lol
anyone want cookies i have plenty rn even after sendin some out 2 @timaeusTurning
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I wonder who this could be about #battingmyprettylashes #itcouldalsonotbeme #butillstillbatmylashesatyou #stridersarefunfromwhativeseen
im makin dirk a bedazzled shirt that says bastard bc hes a bastard an i love him anyways lmao
Thinking ★bout him ★g★in.....
np they will arrive after they cool off
probs sugar cookies an chocolate chip
I was unaware Mega Mind counted as a weird nerd of the scrungly variety. Thank you for educating me and I appreciate your forgiveness on the matter.
Computer. Play Fergalicious. Loud enough to kill.
Okay I see we all feel a very particular way about Mega Mind. I apologize for my ignorance on this matter.
Megamind black Mamba outfit changed me.
Peak sex appeal
I'm pretty sure I was clear about it. Look at him.
... Well. I can afford it now. I guess the next step is getting one.
And learn nothing. That is also an important step.
So, it's actually just a photo of me.
How I been feeling lately. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/be4c6915358859d6258c5a60d4b89b83.jpg
I wonder who it's from.