Dirk Strider
@timaeusTurning
Just a random dirk in the vast sea of splinters, but maybe I might be the most dirk to ever dirked in all of paradox space.
Alright here's a new segment for my usual rotation of chittr posts I call it strider hot takes and for my first ever hot take, I think some people form way to strong attachments to some people. #Strider-Hot-takes #Not-directed
lukewarm at best nearlie everieone thinks this about someone and their relationships come on man you can do better than this i believe in you
Isn't hot takes subjective, besides statistically speaking at least a handful of people will consider it a hot take, also don't wanna start off a trend so strongly do we.
look at mie hot takes #hokkaihottakes and you'll see the level im batting at
Hmm very well, I'll take a gander at your hot takes, do a bit of analytical research and everything.
Well, from the quick readings of it, I'd say in my opinion those are some pretty lukewarm takes, of course hot-takes are subjective and I mean no offense or harm towards you, besides this isn't a competition, if anything I think we could collaborate and focus on what we both think are "Hot-takes" and cross reference and form healthy, informative discussions about whatever the topics on hand may be, do you understand?
oh damn i didn't know striders come in therapie speak flavour that's kinda cool sure man i respect it gotta put your opinions out in the world right within reason obviouslie
Well, I'm not to surprised given how I've been going to therapy for over a month now, maybe it is actually working who would of thought, but yes I agree.
good job man proud of you, genuinelie that sorta thing ain't easie so glad you got it
Well thanks I do appreciate it but I must admit, talking so freely about my emotions to another human being is like pulling teeth, but I'm glad I am forcing myself to get "help".
i'm so preggo.
Girl, what.
my food bb. i'm gonna have to work super hard tmmr at rehearsals to burn it off!!!!
Oh, dang lucky, all I've had to eat today is a pack of instant ramen.
.. girl.
Hm?
do you have an appearifier??
I do, I just wasn't that hungry today.
mk, check it in a few mins or whatever.
I might, if I bother to remember to do so.
The amount of people that threaten to find a way to shut me down grows and somehow it’s always some version of Dave Strider. LMFAOO freaks.
I'm surprised you didn't mention any dirks.
Yeah, no Dirk has done anything like that. It is a bit surprising I suppose. Most of them certainly too busy sucking face with their universes Jake English.
God just seeing that name makes me wanna down 3 whole bottles of either Vodka or Whisky, I forget that most dirks are still with their Jake, for some reason. #substance
Yeah either having overdramatised fights or being overly sappy, it’s one or the other. He can do better and no I will not be telling you who I am referring to.
Oh please, most dirks and Jakes are equally so flawed, that it's almost like a match made in purgatory, of course I haven't really seen my Jake for over a year or two now, nor anyone really, I just keep to myself and work on my robots pretty much.
A pack of Newports 100s always fixes my problems. #substance
the whole pack?
Yeah.
can godtiers die of lung cancer? how does that work?
Don't know.
well, have fun finding out i guess.
Alright.
What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance
mine
Now now, there's enough catnip for all the cats. #substance
Listen, I appreciate that we're covering all the bases here, since there seems to be a straight-up surplus of catpeople and neko-adjacent trolls roleplaying their most archaic selves, but really? The tag? Substances? It's catnip. I'd advise those sensitive to the mention of nepetalactone-inducing weeds to go on outside and touch grass, but that shit might trigger a full-blown meltdown, apparently.
Hey you never know, besides I thought it would be a bit amusing to add the substance tag in a ironic way.
Huh, guess you're right maybe I should go brush up on my sense of irony, maybe I need to go back to irony college and retake some classes.
Guess I would.