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Dirk Strider

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@timaeusTurning

Just a random dirk in the vast sea of splinters, but maybe I might be the most dirk to ever dirked in all of paradox space.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 7115Kull Score: 963743 followers44 following
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I think a pretty bitch would fix me for a while.

Kult: +39
Kull: +30
Total: 69
Ratio: 1.30

Y0u kn0w, y0u can als0 hit me up when y0u feel like 0t

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I see someone has been taking great interest in my posts.

Yeah, I usually d0 that with pe0ple I like. Wh0 d0esn't? It's like g0ing thr0ugh the newspaper in the evening when y0u wake up, y'kn0w?

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I don't, although guess I don't really focus on anyone that much.

Yeah, that's fair. I just like keeping up with pe0ple I like

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Fair enough.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

How in the hell do I go from having homoerotic fantasies to dealing with negative feelings, seriously its impressive how easily my emotional balance can be pushed over like a deck of cards. #wtf #notfond

Kult: +33
Kull: +10
Total: 43
Ratio: 3.30

i feel you.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's bullshit.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Ah one of my favorite yaoi dynamics of all time, evil power bottom and dumb but well meaning service top.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

so,,,like,,,,,,,,you,,and,,Jake 😳

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Exactly, glad someone caught on.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Trying to unwind and relax, a bit difficult to do.

Kult: +36
Kull: +20
Total: 56
Ratio: 1.80
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[an relaТТe

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's a uphill battle I tell ya.

wnat help?

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Nah, but thank you I appreciate it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Finally back home from therapy, my God am I exhausted.

Kult: +42
Kull: +20
Total: 62
Ratio: 2.10
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

Get some rest, you've earned it.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I'll try, doubt I'll be able to rest much.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@canineRebel[CR]

whats therapie.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's a thing.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sometimes, a fella just wants to punch somebody in the nose, not out of hate or spite, just out of pure frustration. #violence

Kult: +35
Kull: +22
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.59

[Script start:Fāscināting, tell me m⁰re.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Tell you more? Shit there's not much to say its just boiling down to me wanna vent out my frustration through physical violence.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

[Script start:I see, I h⁰pe thāt y⁰ure feelings ānd meāns ⁰f e×pressing them āre fulfilled.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Highly doubt they will be, but I appreciate it.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.
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Rainbow Rainbowdrinker
This user doesn't bite, scrape, and lick.
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@grimPhotographer[GP]

Patience Is A Virtue A Lot Of You Could Benefit From

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sadly, virtues just aren't my thing.

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@grimPhotographer[GP]

Shame, To Each Their Own Through

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Eh, I'm trying to work on it.

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Rainbow Drinker
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demisexual
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Rainbow Rainbowdrinker
This user doesn't bite, scrape, and lick.
transgender
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@grimPhotographer[GP]

I Wish You The Best Luck With That

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Thanks, I appreciate it.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Gonna blow something up with my mind.

Kult: +67
Kull: +62
Total: 129
Ratio: 1.08
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heart of gold
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@empyreansApothehosis[EA]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sorry, someone's breakfast had to pay.

[Script start:I did n⁰t reālize this ₩ās ān ⁰pti⁰n.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It always is.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[Script start:D⁰es this āpply t⁰ the pers⁰n‽:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I believe so.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[Script start:I see....I ₩ill keep thāt in mind.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Very well.

[Script start:If āny⁰ne ceāses t⁰ e×ist cān I use y⁰u ās ān ālibi‽:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sure why not.

Kult: +5
Total: 5