Dirk Strider
@timaeusTurning
Just a random dirk in the vast sea of splinters, but maybe I might be the most dirk to ever dirked in all of paradox space.
Had a great the binding of issac run but had a curse of the blind on one floor and I kept running in circles, to reference one of the greatest fandubs of a video game ever "I'm back in the building again?". #reference #Snapcube
Morning.
Doctor, give me all the ibuprofen you got, please it's a dire medical emergency. #pain
I wanna rip my head from my own shoulders from this legendary migraine I'm dealing with. #Violence
Time feels like it's crawling at a snails pace.
Alright here's a new segment for my usual rotation of chittr posts I call it strider hot takes and for my first ever hot take, I think some people form way to strong attachments to some people. #Strider-Hot-takes #Not-directed
Isn't hot takes subjective, besides statistically speaking at least a handful of people will consider it a hot take, also don't wanna start off a trend so strongly do we.
Hmm very well, I'll take a gander at your hot takes, do a bit of analytical research and everything.
Well, from the quick readings of it, I'd say in my opinion those are some pretty lukewarm takes, of course hot-takes are subjective and I mean no offense or harm towards you, besides this isn't a competition, if anything I think we could collaborate and focus on what we both think are "Hot-takes" and cross reference and form healthy, informative discussions about whatever the topics on hand may be, do you understand?
Well, I'm not to surprised given how I've been going to therapy for over a month now, maybe it is actually working who would of thought, but yes I agree.
Well thanks I do appreciate it but I must admit, talking so freely about my emotions to another human being is like pulling teeth, but I'm glad I am forcing myself to get "help".
A pack of Newports 100s always fixes my problems. #substance
What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance
Now now, there's enough catnip for all the cats. #substance
Listen, I appreciate that we're covering all the bases here, since there seems to be a straight-up surplus of catpeople and neko-adjacent trolls roleplaying their most archaic selves, but really? The tag? Substances? It's catnip. I'd advise those sensitive to the mention of nepetalactone-inducing weeds to go on outside and touch grass, but that shit might trigger a full-blown meltdown, apparently.
Hey you never know, besides I thought it would be a bit amusing to add the substance tag in a ironic way.
Huh, guess you're right maybe I should go brush up on my sense of irony, maybe I need to go back to irony college and retake some classes.
Obligatory good morning chittr.
Yes the obligatory good morning, I got a tight schedule I gotta stick by terezi.
This was more so a one way mirror of a chittr post, you didn't need to respond I wouldn't of taken offense, it's just a part of my little ritual if anything.
Now with obligatory posts out of the way and my schedule has fully been met, do I stay awake for another hour or two or should I call it a day, decisions decisions.
Ah almost forgot todays kink discussion, the kink for todays kink discussion is degrading, cause there is nothing more satisfying then calling someone a worthless fuck puppet from time to time. #nsfw #the-last-nsfw-post-for-tonight #probably
always gotta bring puppets into it.
God I just love it when they beg. #nsfw
Another rather boring day for me, I really need to find some ways to spice things up for myself.
500 cigarettes. #substance
There's no greater torture then playing the binding of issac when you have at least a good chunk of stuff unlocked, cause now I'm in this odd spot where it's like "Well shit what do I aim for now?" so I'm just stuck in the torture nexus that is of my own making.
What? Is that some sort of mod, if so I uh don't play modded issac.
Damn it's only 2 pm, today has been moving slow.
Well I'm back from tidying up my house, what's everyone up to.
As I wait for the time to tick on by, how about someone sends me a question or two. https://forms.gle/DrmWwMXu8WjWNx4f8
Alright chittr let's see today's schedule because I'm a man of habit, 1 hour of fuckin around, the obligatory #yearning or #nsfw post followed up by 1 to 2 hours of working around the house, then a hour of doom scrolling chittr, followed up by a bunch of random shit from 4 pm to whenever my body decides it's time to sleep.
I suppose it is, even if half of the schedule is basically "do whatever you want".
Morning chittr.