@timaeusTurning — #substance
A pack of Newports 100s always fixes my problems. #substance
What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance
Ain't nothing like smoking a cigar in the morning. #substance
Yeah I have a crush on someone, it's my bottle of moonshine. #substance
Alright well better keep up with my schedule ahem, brobot 2.0 fetch me my cigarette and lighter, tonight is gonna be a long night. #substance
Sorry for my absence from chittr, I got real distracted with finishing up brobot 2.0 and getting him a powersource, luckily that's done with and now I can go back to my usual doom scrolling and #substance posting.
Fuck I'm down to my last cigarette too, I won't be able to get any till Thursday, starting off this week very strongly I see. #substance
Nothing like listening to rollin by limp bizket while enjoying a good cigarette to start the morning. #substance
I've fumbled plenty of times in the past, but oh well shit happens, now where the hell did I put my lighter I gotta have myself a smoke break. #substance
God damn, I'm bored as shit and the current mood is not doing much to starve off boredom and my options are limited, its either I get drunk, annoy some folk or just lurk. #substance
God, I'd whore myself out for some good steak and wine right now. #substance
Nothing like enjoying a cig while listening to limp bizkit. #substance
Thank God for cigarettes. #substance
I really need to play a drinking game with some folk sometime, could be a fun time. #substance
Mmmm morning cigarettes hit different. #substance
Might crack open a cold one, as a treat. #substance #Mytreat
Might try to sleep early or just stay up and enjoy the peace of the night, thank God I got a fresh pack of cigarettes earlier today. #substance
Alright chittr, any murders or kidnappings happen while I was having my smoke break. #substance
Alright chittr got one more chit in me then might go take a little break, the ideal night for me is, a cigarette in one hand, a glass of whisky on the rocks in the other and a cute guy between my legs. #substance #nsfw #suggestive
Fuck, I'm starting to run low on cigarettes again, bummer. #substance
God I'm in such a better mood, enjoying a nice cigarette. #substance
Ugh I need vodka, I'm starting to have thoughts about kissing people again. #substance
It's only a drinking problem when I run out of beer. #substance
Watching King of the hill and smoking a newport 100s, living the real American dream. #substance
Whenever I start feeling antsy or yearning for lip to lip contact with another living organism, I know newports and vodka will always have my back to help drown out those silly desires. #substance
Crack open a beer with your friends and family Friday. #substance
A real man's lunch is a pack of cigarettes and a monster or budlight. #substance
Early afternoon thought, I should treat myself to hookers and blow some day, as a treat. #substance #suggestive
Fuck the migraine is starting to come back, I either need to eat again, pop another pain killer, or something. #fuckmylife #substance
Alright got one more kind of post in me, wouldn't it be ironic if i held someone still while putting cigarettes out on their ark. #substance #violence #suggestive #lastkinkypostidswear
Oh also another thing I find hot, albeit a little fucked up, using someone to put out a cigarette. #violence #suggestive #substance
I think one of the most sexy things is shotgunning a cigarette with someone, but that's just me. #suggestive #substance
Alright fellas honest question for the real men of chittr, what's your favorite brand of cigarettes to smoke, mine are newports 100s or marbole reds. #substance
My evil pervert fantasy involves these following tags, #Violence #DeadDove #Angst #Rope #Cw-self-harm #Substance I'm a rather fucked up indivual.
Ughhh nevermind, scratch the vodka idea I can't find any, guess I'll pop a pain killer and call it a day. #substance
God damn my head hurts, might need more vodka. #substance
Nothing like 2 hamburgers some cola and a newport. #RealManDinner #substance
I really should get a cigar sometime, haven't smoked one in a while and it'd be nice. #substance
Damn even with my main man lil cal chilling in my arm, I still feel a bit lonely, tonight might require a long gaming session, or some sort of #substance while blasting music.
Nah, nevermind we all good, just had to smoke through the rest of my Newports, got me feeling in control again, but now I'm fresh out, fuck. #substance
Alright, might have to call it a early night for chittr tonight and whip out the Tennessee whisky for this one. #substance #shitfuck #Ihatenotbeingincontrolovermyself
Also on top of running low on Newport, I have this fuckin twisting knot feeling forming in my stomach, don't know what emotion my brain is trying to convey or process, but I hate it. #substance #rant
Fuck, I'm starting to really burn through this pack of Newport 100s, guess I'll get more when I go out tomorrow for therapy again, fuck. #substance
Damn, feeling a little #yearning but eh I'll shake it off, now what the hell am I gonna do for the rest of my day, maybe smoke a cigarette and doomscroll or play some game. #substance
Another day, another pack of Newport 100s. #substance