@timaeusTurning — #substance
Thank God for cigarettes. #substance
I really need to play a drinking game with some folk sometime, could be a fun time. #substance
Mmmm morning cigarettes hit different. #substance
Might crack open a cold one, as a treat. #substance #Mytreat
Might try to sleep early or just stay up and enjoy the peace of the night, thank God I got a fresh pack of cigarettes earlier today. #substance
Alright chittr, any murders or kidnappings happen while I was having my smoke break. #substance
Alright chittr got one more chit in me then might go take a little break, the ideal night for me is, a cigarette in one hand, a glass of whisky on the rocks in the other and a cute guy between my legs. #substance #nsfw #suggestive
Fuck, I'm starting to run low on cigarettes again, bummer. #substance
God I'm in such a better mood, enjoying a nice cigarette. #substance
Ugh I need vodka, I'm starting to have thoughts about kissing people again. #substance
It's only a drinking problem when I run out of beer. #substance
Watching King of the hill and smoking a newport 100s, living the real American dream. #substance
Whenever I start feeling antsy or yearning for lip to lip contact with another living organism, I know newports and vodka will always have my back to help drown out those silly desires. #substance
Crack open a beer with your friends and family Friday. #substance
A real man's lunch is a pack of cigarettes and a monster or budlight. #substance
Early afternoon thought, I should treat myself to hookers and blow some day, as a treat. #substance #suggestive
Fuck the migraine is starting to come back, I either need to eat again, pop another pain killer, or something. #fuckmylife #substance
Alright got one more kind of post in me, wouldn't it be ironic if i held someone still while putting cigarettes out on their ark. #substance #violence #suggestive #lastkinkypostidswear
Oh also another thing I find hot, albeit a little fucked up, using someone to put out a cigarette. #violence #suggestive #substance
I think one of the most sexy things is shotgunning a cigarette with someone, but that's just me. #suggestive #substance
Alright fellas honest question for the real men of chittr, what's your favorite brand of cigarettes to smoke, mine are newports 100s or marbole reds. #substance
My evil pervert fantasy involves these following tags, #Violence #DeadDove #Angst #Rope #Cw-self-harm #Substance I'm a rather fucked up indivual.
Ughhh nevermind, scratch the vodka idea I can't find any, guess I'll pop a pain killer and call it a day. #substance
God damn my head hurts, might need more vodka. #substance
Nothing like 2 hamburgers some cola and a newport. #RealManDinner #substance
I really should get a cigar sometime, haven't smoked one in a while and it'd be nice. #substance
Damn even with my main man lil cal chilling in my arm, I still feel a bit lonely, tonight might require a long gaming session, or some sort of #substance while blasting music.
Nah, nevermind we all good, just had to smoke through the rest of my Newports, got me feeling in control again, but now I'm fresh out, fuck. #substance
Alright, might have to call it a early night for chittr tonight and whip out the Tennessee whisky for this one. #substance #shitfuck #Ihatenotbeingincontrolovermyself
Also on top of running low on Newport, I have this fuckin twisting knot feeling forming in my stomach, don't know what emotion my brain is trying to convey or process, but I hate it. #substance #rant
Fuck, I'm starting to really burn through this pack of Newport 100s, guess I'll get more when I go out tomorrow for therapy again, fuck. #substance
Damn, feeling a little #yearning but eh I'll shake it off, now what the hell am I gonna do for the rest of my day, maybe smoke a cigarette and doomscroll or play some game. #substance
Another day, another pack of Newport 100s. #substance
God, I need a fresh pack of Newport, I'm down to my last cigarette here folks and it's nearly 11, I don't feel like driving out to the gas station this late just to get more. #substance
Hey, give me a pack of beer and some spare uranium, I'll be head over heels for you. #substance #notdirected
Shit, maybe I should go to a social event, mostly for the sake of my sanity, maybe for free beer too. #substance
Nothing like having a drink while listening to Rufus Wainwright, truly a experience. #substance
Also reminder for myself when I go out to get a new case of budlight, get some magazines to look at. #substance #suggestive
The innate desires and clashing with my logical central thought processing unit, this is quite a tedious problem that keeps coming back again and again like how the seasons change, but a little budlight should help untangle the wires. #substance #suggestive
Maybe, I need to just enjoy myself a good cigarette, that might soothe my nerves a little. #substance
Well, guess I should gather some shit incase my power goes out, a flashlight, a couple cold budlights, my CD player with my mixtape in it, maybe a magazine or two to read to help pass the time. #substance #suggestive
Can't believe it's already drink bud light Saturday, my favorite day of the week. #substance
Fuck I don't got any steak nor wine, guess I'll just stick with cheap as fuck budlight and instant ramen, got myself the god damn dream meal right here folks. #substance
Maybe I should treat myself to something nice, like a steak and wine, or as my bro would probably say "hookers and blow". #suggestive #substance
Also to follow trends, I want a case of beer and a porno magazine. #nsfw #substance
Another day, Another pack of Newport. #substance