Dirk Strider: "What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance" | chittr

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What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance

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Hmmm interesting.

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Now now, there's enough catnip for all the cats. #substance

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Listen, I appreciate that we're covering all the bases here, since there seems to be a straight-up surplus of catpeople and neko-adjacent trolls roleplaying their most archaic selves, but really? The tag? Substances? It's catnip. I'd advise those sensitive to the mention of nepetalactone-inducing weeds to go on outside and touch grass, but that shit might trigger a full-blown meltdown, apparently.

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Hey you never know, besides I thought it would be a bit amusing to add the substance tag in a ironic way.

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I think you need to brush up on what ironic humor is, bro.

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Huh, guess you're right maybe I should go brush up on my sense of irony, maybe I need to go back to irony college and retake some classes.

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You would feel pretty at home at the clown school, wouldn't you.

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Guess I would.