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Ross Lalonde

@tentacleTerror

No, I do not care.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 480Kull Score: 52212 followers13 following

At this point, I just need a sugar mommy. I'm tired of school. #nsfw

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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Reverified
A user of reestablished repute.
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

pfft do you think thats any less pathetic just because its a woman youre yearning for holy shit chronically broke bitchlessness is not solved by lucking into a bodacious bank account bearing bimbo momma and her good graces aint nothing in this life worth doing effortless and free

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Genuinely, seek help because you should not be getting this personally upset at a joke post.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I really shouldn't have signed up for an early class. I do not wish to leave my bed.

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70
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Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@twostepGodhead[TG]

just dont lol

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I spend too much on tuition to not go to class.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
transgender
love yourself
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A user of established repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Family Politics
This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.
@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Did I see another masculine Lalonde pop up recently? Or was I hallucinating in my sleep deprivation?

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

Hello.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
transgender
love yourself
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A user of established repute
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Family Politics
This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.
@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

We have much to compare.

We do.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
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@goliathsTerror[GT]

I have to do it all over again in a year though. :,)

Kult: +105
Kull: +85
Total: 190
Ratio: 1.24
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nonbinary
love yourself
@goliathsTerror[GT]

:C

...Do you want some ice cream or something for a job well done?

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

No, i rolled around in the dirt earlier and that was enough for me.

Wonderful. Will you stop frowning now?

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nonbinary
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@goliathsTerror[GT]

Just because you asked? Absolutely not! D:

Jake!

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nonbinary
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@goliathsTerror[GT]

Yes?

Please stop.

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

SIGHHHH. Okayyy.

Thank you.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I need to stop being skeptical of everyone. Maybe then I'd have friends. #vent

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
transgender
love yourself
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Terminated Save
Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
This user's timeline was utterly doomed.
@doomedTherapist[DT]

Friends are overrated, though I suppose I've only had four and only one stuck around pretty much against his will.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Hm. I see.

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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
demisexual
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nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@curiosityBubbles[CB]

oOh, woOah, my loOve sense are tingling. i feel like im missing soOmething... like peoOple i knoOw are coOnfessing oOr soOmething. #vaguepoOsting

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11

Frightening.

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Fintastic
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demisexual
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@curiosityBubbles[CB]

frightening hoOw?

The idea of being perceived in such a way is frightening to me.

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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
demisexual
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@curiosityBubbles[CB]

oOh, soOrry. cant help the poOwers, and i doOnt usually wear a suppressing device when im chilling in my oOwn hive.

It's truly okay. I am merely just trying to work on being humorous through text, via my own fears in this instance. It seems my abilities need some more improvement.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
demisexual
love yourself
nonbinary
love yourself
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@curiosityBubbles[CB]

yoOure fine! oOne oOf my broOthers has such a dry sense oOf humoOr its kind oOf hard toO tell when hes joOking oOver text, toOoO.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Yes. A sad time for all sarcastic people.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

next person to look at me funny is either getting decked or dicked down dont know which yet #violence #nsfw #giving80%tothefirst

Kult: +15
Kull: +11
Total: 26
Ratio: 1.36

Interesting.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

This is as good a time as any to remind all constituents that Trollbamacare is free and universal.

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

Thanks, Trollbama.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@catatonicApostate[CA]

A pøtentiałły ødd questiøn før øther Chittrers: is there a føød texture that yøu enjøy even thøugh it’s cønsidered “grøss” ør indicative øf pøør quałity? Cømmøn exampłes wøułd be søggy cereał, fłat sødas, ør stałe pøpcørn, but møre øutłandish ønes certainły exist. Persønałły I enjøy when søme føøds are a łittłe burnt, thøugh I’m unsure if that even fits my øwn criteria.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

Dave enjoys burnt popcorn. I can’t even stand the smell of it.