Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
@potionSeller
buy my prꙮduct!
anytime i play a hard game, i preemptively perfꙮrm a metafictiꙮnal lifefꙮrce transfer ritual, sꙮ that the ingame deaths actually dꙮ sꙮmething ꙮther than making me mad. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
bꙮuta cꙮꙮk myself up sꙮme magic watermelꙮn superpꙮwer eggs. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
it's sꙮ much easier tꙮ wꙮrk when a secꙮnd mind inside ꙮf yꙮur head is nꙮt trying tꙮ carve disintegratiꙮn glyphs intꙮ every pꙮssible surface nearby. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
dꙮctꙮr pepper has been arrested fꙮr medical malpractice. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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gꙮt a lꙮan at the cꙮrpse bank. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
everyꙮne is ꙮut tꙮ get yꙮu, except fꙮr me. buy my prꙮduct! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
the amazing digital circus last act changed me as a person.
dni peꙮple whꙮ think chemistry and alchemy are "basically the same thing" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i shꙮuld have never tried vꙮidberry-flavꙮred wizard juice. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sure, blocking the mullet guy is cool and fine, but i've found a much funnier way of doing this (at least, in my opinion). i blacklisted the whole term. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-06-06_100744371.png
that guy will be bald by the time i'm dꙮne with him. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fun fact: we CAN just all collectively block the mullet guy. i did it a second ago.
(( yeah the moment i see an account start spamming like that it's the guillotine from me lmao. And then I make this guy have opinions about them because i think ot's fun to have my chill drummer clown get opinionated about Good Comedy
questiꙮn 1, frꙮm sꙮmeꙮne anꙮnymꙮus. "hellꙮ, pꙮtiꙮn seller, i am gꙮing intꙮ battle and i want yꙮur strꙮngest pꙮtiꙮns." 1. that isn't a questiꙮn. 2. take my rat pꙮtiꙮn. it is by far my strꙮngest. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i am alsꙮ dꙮing an ama, because i am the best persꙮn ever. https://fꙮrms.gle/9vmktꙮ4yxrtigga69 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i might just build a pitch black mꙮnꙮlith with carvings and symbꙮls that dꙮn't mean anything, sꙮmewhere. that seems reasꙮnable. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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nꙮ, yꙮu can't see a mꙮnꙮlith that isn't built yet. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
knꙮwledge isn't pꙮwer. pꙮwer is wielding the greatswꙮrd ꙮf crystania and turning yꙮur enemies tꙮ quartz. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yes, i dꙮ sꙮmetimes eat green slime, but ***not*** the green slime yꙮu're thinking abꙮut. i have self respect, fꙮr glimbꙮ's sake. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮme peꙮple cꙮꙮk, while ꙮthers are cꙮꙮked. i ꙮwn the frying pan. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
just physically ꙮbtained (withꙮut taking ꙮwnership ꙮf) the dead man's swꙮrd. its magic effect is pretty self-explanatꙮry. i am willing tꙮ give it (withꙮut necessarily implying that i ꙮwn the blade) tꙮ anyꙮne willing tꙮ be careful with their wꙮrds. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
had a great time in murdertꙮwn yesterday. highly reccꙮmend visiting it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man