♠ hated by @lilShitpeta
i think some humans should not be allowwed to havve social media but generally thats my opinion
MY ONLY REGRET TONIGHT IS I HAVEN'T WISHED DEATH ON ANYONE IN THE LAST THREE MINUTES
IM CLEAN https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Freshly%20Washed.png
I WISH YOU WOULD GET OFF THE STAGE CONGRATULATIONS IT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID IN TWENTY NIGHTS NOW FUCKING BEAT IT
I AM TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FEET TALL AND YOU CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
S)(ould I go to t)(e last day of #eridanweek?
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
How much can I bribe someone to take the lolipop during the event
X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x
MAAN You should do more bits about DOGS cause they're cool too! My moms a dog and she's AWESOME :D
They killed that guy! #supervagueposting
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
.... Okay. MAYBE I will go back to #ERIDANWEEK.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
YOU BLIND YOURSELF TO THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT COMES FROM SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE YOU REALLY ARE A DUMB FUCKING ANIMAL
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
IT'S TOO EARLY FOR IT TO BE HORNY HOURS YOU HAVE A LEAST 5 OR 6 HOURS TO GO
guys, we have 2 #shavehim pls
Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.
a mmessage to all the haters https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/4812b6aa3afd95ba3a8b2adc11f5a2a7/8cc16d5857df55d5-00/s400x600/d546fd93a8554290e102696037f91484de6bfa78.gif
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
HM 1 SH0ULD G0 THR0UGH TH3 3R1D4NW33K T4G
I DON'T NEED THEIR APPROVAL I SIMPLY WISH TO IMMERSE MYSELF IN A NEW ARENA OF HATRED. I WATCHED TROLL MEAN GIRLS NOBODY DOES IT LIKE THEM.
YOU KNOW THIS ONE REALLY SPEAKS TO ME YOU SHOULD KEEP DOING IT
Meow!! #meowposting
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
OH GOD SHITPETA WAS RIGHT. THERE ARE MORE KARKATS. DISGUSTING
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT
YES YOU DUMB BASTARD I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PREDICT THE WEATHER BECAUSE I HOPE IT FUCKING RAINS
#vaguepost I told you I don't like cheaters. That's your own fault 💖✨
can wwe ban thii2 a22hole,, ii"m tiired of hatiin hii2 po2t2 wwhen ii could hate one2 that actually de2ervve iit..
ye2 keep hatiin my po2t2 iit2 wwhat ii wwant.. >=ΣB]
2ome people ju2t don"t wwant the free kull poiint2 and iit 2howw2..
anywway2 twwo tho2e wwho havve blocked me,, ju2t knoww my hate ii2 twwiice a2 2trong e2peciially for you.. ii hope you feel iit..
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
Y.o°u're all addicted t.o° sleep
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
PREACH! Have you looked in the reflective surface lately? Beclaws right back at you.
GOODLIGHT WRETCHED BEASTS AND GOBLINS OF CHITTR, I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
stop shipping me with people i hate or had an argument with you arent funny and arent even cool for doing it #stopshipping
:33 < i fell asl33p and missed #eridanw33k but ill purrobably come fur the 2nd day!
OF ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I HAVE SEEN TODAAY THIS "BRO" CHARACTER AND THEIR HYPER REALISTIC PUPPETS MAY JUST BE MYY UNDOING. IT IS UNSIGHTLY TO AN OTHERWORLDLY DEGREE
YOUR SIMPERING NATURE HAS BEEN NOTED PORRIM
DO NOT SELL IT TO SHITPETA
I AM CERTAIN I HAVE BEEN CUTE MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT MY STORIED CAREER NOT THAT I FUCKING REMEMBER ANY OF IT ANYWAYS
SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I REPEATEDLY MEOWED AT YOU, MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.
BLUEBLOODS UNIVERSALLY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE COLORS I AM AT EVERY TURN FORCED TO DESATURATE AND SLASH OR LIGHTEN THEIR INSIPIDD HUES
I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU WILL WITHER AWAY LIKE SOME SORT OF OLD WITHERED THING FUCK YOU
CLEARLY WHAT IT SAYS IS ":33< EFURRY DAY IM OUT THERE SUCKIN :33< CAT TITS" YOU7 WOULD NOT HAVE TIME FOR BETTER TITS. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A HELL OF YOUR OWN DESIGN. DEAR GOD PLEASE GET SOME HELP
I CAN GO WHERERVER YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE THE TASTE IN TITS OF A STARVELING ORPHAN LICKING TTHE GRIME ON THE STEPS FOR NUTRIENTS
CATS BBARELY HAVE TITS THERE IS NOTHINGN WORTH GETTING UNDER THE LITTLE FUCKERS FOR
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
find my pages at #eridanweek
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
|-[__]--- Hm, maybe I should have attended that party if so many people are collapsing. Never hurts to have a professional on standby, hehe.
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
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mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
I'll vote for a mindfang week just because I think it would be funny
Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs
Knowing I'm not the only ancestor who doesn't have their shit together makes me hate myself a little less. #dashwatching
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
Are we posting our little songs? Well, don't mind if I do! #nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66r6tsgLT4g
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21
A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
Too bad no elevator can reach the highest point of the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!! We'll just have to work for it, won't we? I'm looking forward to our time together. - Psalm 94:18
Let's give a warm welcome to the Alternian Church of God's first member! @goingDown , as the first member of the congregation, you'll have pick of your own bible from my personal study. Ain't that fun? - Acts 2:1-2
woof woof woof!!!!
bark bark bark!!
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
In other news, i love my wife
wld u still liek me if i was a bunnygrl BE HOENST gud answers get rewardz (see exzampl) https://i.imgur.com/2M1EOne.png
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
I'm out here barking like a dog in DMs.
AUHG
Woof.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა do i start adding fur puns into my quirk, yknow. because dogs.
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
>have y^you perhaps considered woof
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
◇◇◇ guys stop posting #nsfw n chittr. Aoidee hAs An Account now she might see it!!!! she's too pure you'll just upset her And i will genuinely cull Anyone thAt upset our sweet girl!!!!!!! ◇◇◇
Distasteful joke. I'll find it in me to avert my gaze.
bark!
MY SLAVE/SECRETARY ESCAPED YET AGAIN. IF ANYONE SEES AN OLIVE BLOOD BY THE NAME NATASHA TELL ME PLEASE
HOW DO I GET A BADGE THAT SAYS I'M ME. I'M KARKAT, GIVE ME THE KARKAT BADGE.
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Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
|< who n€€ds quadrants wh€n you hav€ too much work to focus on.
awoo
D --> #nowwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/664eff76740e.jpeg
i alwways find it quite silly wwhen people use their full names on their profiles
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
wwish all these castrated vviolets wwould stop interactin wwith my posts the panhemo pushers havve gotten to you noww make your bloodline proud by callin that lowwblood a slur
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
PRESIDENTAL REMINDER: Please do not drink gasoline unless you are a combustable engine. Gasoline is not safe for human or troll consumption.
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky
Y'all r3ady for th3 thr33qu3l? What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now, fuck you.
