♠ hated by @lilShitpeta
arf!
ruff...
... making it up to a version of the person you killed probably isn't the healthiest coping mechanism...
oh yeah daily who wants me
i want a matesprit kinda i'm not desperate enough to beg about it on here though
i'm genuinely desperate over here
is it weird if be comfortable throwing literally everything away for her #vagueposting
>+. *TOUCHY YOU* .+<
▲maybe the kennel will stick around▼
i'm gonna destroy you >:) #nsfw #suggestive
happy wriggling day! fuck you still though! <3<
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
anyways who wants to kiss me
when people tell me to go fuck myself i get confused like do i masturbate or do i "masturbate" ? #selfcest #nsfw
ruff
Morning awooooo
awooooo!
awwwwoooooooo
hehe <3<
bitches hate my puppy autism swagger
bitches love my puppy autism swagger
pride months over i guess this is goodbye everyone it was nice knowing you all
hehe!
make out with me
hehe!
hehe i try my best <3<
▲maybe im more of a barkbeast instead of meowbeast kinda girl▼ [A photo of @uprootedGarden , with them kneeling between a pair of jade tinged grey legs (presumably sitting down) in a messy hazy living block. Their mouth is open, and tongue out, on the center of which is a small pile of recently dumped ashes. Visible in the corner is a hand with a cigarette, smoke still wafting off of it, and around Laika’s neck is a black collar, with a charm emblazoned with Daraya’s symbol on it] #nsfw #suggestive #substance
the council of crocodiles has made a decision and determined your behavior was cringe
need a matesprit lowkey
okay okay yeesh i get it >:/
something something hornypost sorry i'm lazy :p #nsfw
X AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x
barkbark
aruf
borf
awooooooooo!
morning awoooooo
it s yourw cold dead and pale prwongs not mine
bwark!!!
bwoof
#nsfw ive got tw0 get back on my sub shit. been tw0 dominant lately. the pendulum must swing the 0ther way. need two be p0werbott0med is basically what im saying. and before any0ne says some stupid-ass shit, im a switch t0p. i do n0t bott0m.
actually i think being evil just makes you attractive
Awoooooooooooooo
I have /not/ been awake long enough to justify being this exhausted. - Genesis 1:28
except toothpaste that one went hard im not even joking
[+] ah shit. there's some pitChuation goin' on now that the priest's kismesis showed up. there was a Confrontation and then they were kiCked out... [+] shit, i didn't think there'd be drama here of aLL pLaCes. i just wanted a CaLm time... #bibLestudy
Few folks here so far, but I assure you there's more space to be filled! - 3 John 1:4
meenah is awesome and i'm so glad she overthrew democracy :) #meenahcoup
Aaaaalright then! Hopefully some of the chaos has passed us by, and with that in mind, I believe it's time to post the coordinates to the bible study! When you arrive, feel free to grab a pamphlet from the side. ...And don't worry about anything that may go missing. You'll get them back after study. See you soon! - 2 John 1:8
THE OLIVE DEAF ONE IS STUPID.
...Given the current happenings, bible study will be postponed for an hour. Stay safe! - Matthew 5:10
woof.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'LUSUS'? ARE YOU GUYS COMING UP WITH WORDS BESIDES YOUR OWN NAMES NOW?
Morning awooooooo
<<"i am a normal girl who does very normal things all the time #normalposting">>
B a r k
Thou shall not murder. - 1 John 1:6
I am certainly hydrating! Resting will likely happen a little later. - Joshua 24:23
Ahhh, I'm more than certain I am in some regard! You'll have to have all that fun on my behalf, won't you? - Psalm 56:3
While I do suppose using such substances wouldn't be in opposition of God's word, given it would be for medical purposes... I still don't think I find it something that I'd be interested in doing. Regardless, I thank you kindly for the suggestion! - Proverbs 3:7-8
Ah, to have a headache... I suppose I've been ruminating a bit too much. Such is the nature of an overactive mind! - 1 John 4:10
The answer is surprisingly obvious. - Genesis 1:27
No better promise in improvement than the promise of God's blessings. I assure you - our time will come, my friend. So saith the Lord. - Colossians 2:2
I c9uldn't agree m9re. M9re pe9ple, especially s9me 9f my friends and acquaintances wh9 shall remain nameless, w9uld find the quality 9f their lives greatly impr9ved 6y f9ll9wing a m9re #M9dest lifestyle and dev9ting their time t9 m9re imp9rtant things than the pursuit 9f sexual pleasure.
I do understand that this will be an unpopular opinion, and it also will be disregarded in favor of continuing this behavior, but I feel the urge to offer reminders... Modesty is a virtue. To be chaste is to be pure. To show restraint is to show strength. - Psalm 119:10
arf!
watching people express attraction towards gideon is like watching a slow-moving car crash that i have no ability to intervene in ))
aaaaaawooooooooo...
This next submission actually has /three/ questions! What fun! Question: What are your religious restrictions in the context of Alternia's culture? How do you navigate a culture that looks down upon religions that aren't part of the clown church? Do you find it easier to get along with clown church members? Or do you find yourself at odds with them? What life style practices do you perform? Are you Catholic specifically (suffering is good) or Protestant (pleasure bad)? As there are quite a few questions here, I will try to be a little more brief, but still provide to a hopefully satisfactory level! Alternia's culture does not lend itself well to the Christian teachings, and without a doubt that complicates things for me. To exist in a society that rewards the violent and punishes the kindhearted is to exist in a society that rewards sin. But it's not the fault of the masses, as troll culture was designed to test the faithful. Our creation as a species in itself is a test from God! It takes a careful step to navigate a society such as this, which is why I frankly do not leave the cathedral all too often. That said, Alternia's rejection of other religions is also a part of the design of God's test, so I don't pay it much heed outside of a mountain I am destined to scale for the sake of bringing trollkind to salvation. I care very little for the clown church. They live and worship in hedonism and violence. I do not cast judgement to the extent that I would not offer my hand in guidance towards God's light should one seek it, rather I would rejoice to see such a thing! But generally I do not bother all too much with their like. It's not worth my time. I do not adhere to one strict denomination of the Christian teachings. I find that restricting yourself to these... silly little boxes... takes away from the core teachings of God. With this in mind, I am not Catholic nor Protestant nor any of that. I am a child of God through and through. As far as lifestyle practices go, this can vary depending on the specifies, but in simplest terms I tend to align myself with the 10 Commandments and the teachings found within the bible. I'd like to think my values reflect this. Whew! Great goodness that was quite the spiel I went on! I do hope this is satisfactory to you, friend. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Proverbs 10:32
This next one is actually quite reasonable! Question: Where did a troll like yourself learn about human christianity? There's a few different angles here to consider. As a prophet of God, I was blessed with the ability to hear His words even before I knew who He was. As time went on, I was introduced to the human religion of Christianity, and over time I came to know it to not be just another conjuring of stories among humanity. I came to know it to be truth. God is our Creator. ALL of us. Human, troll, it matters not. He created the multiverse as we know it, and thus we are all His children. I learned the name of who began to speak to me, and I know it to be the heavenly Father without doubt. Thank you for your question! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Psalm 63:1
THIS one is quite interesting to me! Question: Why do you use passages to mark what you say despite how none of what you say are what is in the passages? Are you adding them to cite them for what your tone is There are actually two answers to this! While I do sometimes post passages with the intent to quote them fully, I find that including verses from the bible, whether or not they're accurate in the context, serves well to incite curiosity in those that read my posts. Plus, it shows I always carry scripture close to me! In addition, think of it as my ""typing quirk"", as it were. Thank you kindly for your question! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - 1 Thessalonians 5:6
Ah, of course, our first inquiry of the day is a doozie. Question: flash us Despite this being comically ridiculous and not at all a question either, I thank you for taking the time out of your clearly busy schedule to accost my askbox with nonsense. In truth, this gave me a chuckle! However, if I am to take this seriously enough to provide you with an answer, I will not be doing that. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #suggestive - Mark 1:15
Some fun facts about Alternia's First Church of God! - I have spent many years commissioning altarpieces worthy of His grandeur, those of which line the basilica with harmony in design. - 11,263 glass squares in 72 colors were arranged in the south aisle window. The light from our moons truly inspires a beautiful display of such. - The cathedral covers almost 8,000 square meters of floor space and can hold more than 20,000 people! I hope that's enough space, really. I could go on and on about it, but I feel that three facts is a good spot to end on for now. - Psalm 8:4
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/acc289e5db48.png I must admit that there are times where it's hard to be patient. I've spent so many sweeps of my life building this place, and yet I must bide my time as to when I can introduce the public to Alternia's First Church of God. They're not ready for its grandeur. They're not ready for the way the holy spirit moves through this place. They're not ready to be in God's house. But the day will come. I can't wait to welcome you all. - Acts 16:25
Those with unwavering faith, even in the face of harassment and temptation, shall be rewarded for their stalwart devotion to God. - John 15:10
smash or pass. #smashorpass
Ah, here we are! Our first inquiry. Question: Do you ever shut up? The good word cannot be silenced, my friend. My dying breath will be spent on spreading God's truth, and after that? I'm sure He will have plans for me in Heaven to continue my holy work. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Luke 6:27-28
bones don't get blood everywhere >:/
Kull and Kult scores aren't everything, friends. What matters is the words your spreading and the goodness behind them! If the system worked realistically, my scores would look far different. - 1 John 3:16
hello! arf!
OKAY I'M NORMAL NOW.
(my favorite ancestor is kankri, he is friendly and i like hearing him rant...oh and he gives me headpats so that's a plus) Woof
IM ZO NORMAL #NORMALPOZTING
more woofing less barking
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fucking hate cats
hate fucking cats #nsfw
A woman exists on her own terms, but a /good/ woman walks alongside God. - Mark 11:25
Good morning, everyone! Blessed be this fine God-given day, and let us come together as a collective to make it the best it can be! - Exodus 19:5
something something acting like i hate it but will probably still end up rearranging your guts <3< #nsfw
arouuuf...ruff.
grrruff! bark!
awoooof! bark bark bark ruff!
arrruff!
no, i'm gonna eat it
A pity that there are some who don't respect the holy nature of a figure such as myself. I mean - to look at me with lecherous desires? To view me through a lens of lust? Have some sense! That said, please stop making strange comments about the size of my waist. Thank you kindly! - Luke 9:24
s0rry, forg0t you were a l0w level role-player.
B. A. R. K
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
bark bark bark >:(
grrrrrr.
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
B o r f
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
W o o f
Awooooooo
bark! >:(
B a r k
grrrrr...
arf arf! >:(
since im up i might as well also take care of the daily BARK
God's word continues to spread. Praise be! - 1 John 1:6
He's been talking about me quite a bit since my absence, ain't that so? Kinda flattering if I'm entirely honest! I'll keep it near and dear to my heart. - 2 Corinthians 10:3 #vaguepost
Ain't it? Christianity is both the truth and the finest way to live. It's a real warm and fuzzy feeling to dedicate yourself to God! Have you any interest in owning the holy texts of Christian faith? I got some extra I can slide your way! - 1 Corinthians 8:4
If I were to summarize the Christian teachings, I'd say love for both God and others, forgiveness and grace, and keep that moral compass in good tune! It's all about being a stand-up individual through your actions and through your faith in God. - Psalm 62:1
Not at all, friend! Trollkind was intended to deviate from God's truth like this the whole time. We were made in the image of opposition to the Christian teachings, but our goal as a species is to overcome such a thing and find His grace regardless. Trolls are meant to overcome these tests of faith and realize their place as more of His children! It's a slow process, but by all that is good I will facilitate it. When you think about it, it's actually quite a feel-good story. Overcoming the odds? Certainly so! - 2 Corinthians 7:10
Good questions! While Christianity is typically thought to be a human-specific religion, it ties in with more than just them, but the entire universe, as such is God's creation! We trolls are God's test of faith through the search of truth. ...As for your second question, I've no idea what a 'gog' is. So sorry! - Psalm 118:25-26
Asking is the first step to enlightenment, my friend! To inquire about the word of God is a powerful thing. Allow me to be your guide! Where shall we begin? What would you like to know? - Ecclesiastes 9:7
Do not forget God's words, and do not turn away from them. To hear Him is to truly understand. Until you can, I'll speak the Lord's truth. - Proverbs 4:5
Morning awoooo
I think I had a good birthday. Everything tells me I did. So I did. :)
awooooooo!
don't worry when im done with SBURB i'll name the new main planet something better
happy Vantasday.
BARkBARKBARKBARK
aaaawwwwwwooooooooo
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
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Once again this cespool proves that Condesce is the only reasonable person on here.
sometime its like people forget i didnt have acess to any fuckin basic info for years. all knowledge im gettin is from this place. for fuck sake. cant blame me for not knowing what pansexual is supposed to mean . I JUST THOUGHT PAN AND SEXUAL. >:B
I DONT FUCKIN KNOW NEPETA. WOOF. >:B
woof
woof
woof
woof
woof
woof
(⊱♓︎⊰) awooooooooo!
woof
(⊱♓︎⊰) grrrrr stupid cat.
(⊱♓︎⊰) arf!
woof. <:B
woof woof woof.
Don't forget to give your lusus a hug and a smooch before you head off to work/sleep for the day/night. Make sure you give them plenty of love and respect for the effort they took to raise you~
woof
(⊱♓︎⊰) ruff!
(⊱♓︎⊰) bark!
Morning awoooo
Stop posting bulge fur furee...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #nsfw
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8acfae6499d980a49b4b31dad52e0b38/399a9faa6bea705a-b1/s1280x1920/cbaa49fdb72b3f574f67684c80c7497afb91d994.jpg
HHHGHSHHDGAV8ARK 8ARK 8ARK 8ARK !! !! !! !!
>:33 < ACTUALLY EVIL NEPETA BE LIKE >:33 < #BOYNOOK
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >0k fu《 k y0u /\nd ! h0p≡ y0u d!≡ fr0m /\n STD
PUKE.
It's not important. Something tells me some part of what I said mayyyy have upset you. Let's start over. I think its really cool that despite being literally unimportant and barely anything that for some reason a bunch of people who don't even know you basically try and act like you. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
While its okay to be humble surely you must know how the population views the Creator's? Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Celebrities like us are above the common folk like them. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Maybe I wish to replicate her success. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Like I would talk with one of those freaks lol. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
I literally never even mentioned your lusus. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Also don't blame me. Blame whichever one of your buddies wrote the literature. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
This answers nothing. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
⋆˚🐾˖°COWARD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°do it puzzy!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
n0t stupid enough tw0 have missed that sarcasm.
woof woof.
(=^-ω-^=) < EATING THE PICKLES AND NUTELLA LATULA SUGGESTED NOW THAT I'M ZOOTED!!! I DON'T S33 WHY IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT BAD!!! #SUBSTANCE #HIGH #THISISACTUALLYFINE
p1ckl3z 4nd nut3ll4 tho.
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Can you keep the evil laughing down a bit? You are going to wake the neighbors.
woof.
Morning awoo
(=^･⩊･^=) < OOH!! I'D HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT! IS THIS PAWLTERNIA'S FURSION?
My kull sc0re is lagging a little behind. Everyb0dy hate me please.
FUCK YOU.
i got tricked into eating chocolate. that thing still tastes like SHIT. >:B
awooooooo
awooo.
Every clown... Merderous.. EVEN and maybe even ESPECIALLY your beloved.. Bozo.
ARF ARF !!!
A R F
BARK!!!
B A R K
woof!!!
=Sounds |ik€ auspisticing b€tw€€n us to m€!!! You got outshipp€d, bang
i ship me / nO One. everyOne fuck Off fOrever
Shipping parry
only shippin' i do is shippin' paCka6es around to folks. y'know. when i'm workin6. whiCh i haven't been for a little too lon6.
No I won't let you stack doughnuts on my tentacles. #nsfw kinda
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Bbuuuuuuurrrrrppp
no thank2,, wwe"ll 2tiick twwo wwhat wwe do be2t..
ii thiink 2omeone el2e ii2 doiin iit twwo you twwo by the look2 a iit..
ju2t more quad pre22iin..
2o ii notiiced..
<<"awoo! woof bark woof!">>
woof
8ark8easts and meow8easts are overrated Creepy crawlies and rodents is where it’s at 8itch #Vriska
Doctor Evil Knife 6: The Doctor Comes Back.
Hey there, Chittr! The name is Andrew. Remember, self insertion is always a terrible idea. #fuck my life
they're just way too chaseable :/
woof.
<<"awoo!!">>
WHAT THE FUCK?
woof!?
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B A R K
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@goodestBoy BARKBARKBARKBARK
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
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Kindly keep your shirts on, you barkbeasts. Not all of us desire to see your €hesti€les.
Business idea: put all of the indigos in one room until one emerges victorious and the others are dead. If by some sick twist of fate the victorious is Wrothe, we shoot him in the head no questions asked. And we set the horny one on fire.
[+] ooh we taLkin 'bout a hypothetiCaL where we meet a dupLiCate of ourseLves? thats a CompLiCated question not gonna Lie. [+] CaLL me mushy, but i think a hug is top priority. #seLfLove
meenah make the lowvbloods on my posts go awvay. #wvhimpers.
grrrrrrrr arf!
Someone asked: Most embarrassing shitpeta story? Okay. Okay okay okay. She tried to plan Nepetacon 2.0 and forgot post the event on TrollBook. We got no customers. She cried for w33ks after. #ama https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAO4cckUpnWQteYGWC76Q1OlNi4sgqYewrNU8FgXKRx8--4w/viewform?usp=publish-editor
BARK
taking applications for a SBURB session 8 total players https://forms.gle/STSwh4kjJ2uBk5Qk6 you will be messaged on if you are in or not once i decide who the best to recruit along are #saraSBURBsession #thegame #saraapplications (hashtag provided in case you wish to block it)
wizard pussy isn't even all that impressive. #nsfw
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
arf !
woof.
Awoooo
woof!!
arf!
woof.
Awwwwwoooooooooooo
yeehawoooooooo
Morning awoooooooo
8=8 > the missus would not approve.....Σ/>
[NA] is now online (fr) my eyes are crusty like those small vicious dogs
twwo tiired to hate react,, do iit your2elvve2..
>:33 < I AM NOT THE CUTEST KITTY >:33 < I HATE KITTIES!!! >:33 < I LOVE BARK-BEASTS!!!!!
>:33 < @lilShitpeta >:33 < WHY DO YOU HATE ME SISTER
>:33 < LETS GO GUYS, LETS GO TO A NINE TO 5 JOB WHERE WE DONT SEE THE MOON FOR 10 SWEEPS
>:33 < you should be respectful to your alternates!!!!
>:33 < I think we should all get corporate jobs and deforestation is important to industrial growth!!!!!!!
>:33 < I hate rolepurrlaying!!
(That’s what most people say when a strange teleporting dog appears…I guess I need to practice my entrance) Woof
(Woof (friendly)) Woof
hahawow woof S3)
Awoo
awoo
Night awooooooooooooo
i am on planet yellow now
▼honestly might have to delay girlfail weekend retreat▲
I encourage you all to dig with shovels like regular individuals.
[NA] is now online planet yellow's pretty chill
Night Awwwwwwooooooooooooooo
Hey gang I feel another #neigborhour coming on
⋆˚🐾˖°EGGNANT°˖🐾˚⋆
awouf wfof
8=8 > BARK
BARK :D
I'm more of a dog person (literally)
NN O
stolen bit beam
Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
YIPE SORRY SORRY BARK SORRY...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bitches be like "woof woof" and then enjoy belly rubs or something i'm not a girldog expert.
⋆˚🐾˖°don FUKK wit me i'm VICIOUSSS!!!!! >X3 [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/warning.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
Woof woof—
🐾if a PUrrbeast loses its tail, where does it go? why, it goes to the ''retail'' store! sNrrrk, hehe,
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CONFESSION: I HATE YOU. YES, YOU.
If any Jade Harleys are l∞king for somewhere to stick your knot, my DMs are open #nsfw O8viously if you're a Jade Harley 8ut don't have a knot that is also fine my DMs are still open.
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
woof hours!! >X3
dont listen to her chief. its just a silly horoscope made in all fun
Stabs you Stabs you
Awoooooooo
>> Awwooooo
Jackbot but he just awooooos every post
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
@LILSHITPETA HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/891264074082570262/1502017711713026148/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE2E80&IS=69FCDD00&HM=10B8C906C90AE022418AD464445DD13994C802E0C52B0F23C51C382398EDE2D4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=373&HEIGHT=196 HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/891264074082570262/1502018128060874963/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE2EE3&IS=69FCDD63&HM=9E5AB87044F7FCDFEB513C6643F974B781CD3E284ED5EE6135989C6513688F18&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=271&HEIGHT=188 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
woof !!
@LILSHITPETA HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501996713332703543/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE1AF2&IS=69FCC972&HM=ED96BD7B5D863F643D48AA790A347F2579F41692B5BB815A7B4AE38A90E5ABE4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=316&HEIGHT=225 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
@LILSHITPETA >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ) HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501995513170366705/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE19D4&IS=69FCC854&HM=27F59A55048386EDDC1A9F0530290808296162F942F81FA9EE4E51101A5132E6&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=516&HEIGHT=340 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
SELF PORTRAIT >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ) HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501992928250429490/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE176B&IS=69FCC5EB&HM=935D2EE9A95E17FD4BF7911C003760189BED854BD24389FA668F8929A8813FA4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=333&HEIGHT=323 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
There's a few Maryams online (of 8oth the 8eta and Alpha variety), so........ Hey. Hit me up if you're wanting to fuck a Serket. My DMs are open. #nsfw
YOU MAY BE CUTE BUT YOUR STILL GOING TO CAT JAILE >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
This is so fucking humili8ing actually. #nsfw #suggestive
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Have you considered that may8e I was 8eing "mean" to elicit a 8it more........ 8lack of a courtship? #pitchflirting #nsfw
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Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that makez her think i'm rabid #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
I don't want to sound like I'm putting down other olive bloods. ...But why are so many of you like That. #Cringe - MC Oleana
~I sh~Ould sell feet pics #nsfw~
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i like to cull olivebloods for fun." #violence #onlyolivebloods? #veryspecific
https://i.imgur.com/AFkv6By.png @lilShitpeta
Awooooo
woof woof
bark bark!
Behold The AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sburb tip: Give your stuff to me.
⋆˚🐾˖°quadrant vacillation lookin azz #atleaztuhavegudtazte°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°i literally can't ztop winning #hrt #girlbulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
I Dont Know Why People 4re Excited 4bout The Prospect Of God Tiering, You 4re Surrendering Yourself 4s 4 Sl4ve To The Univers4l N4rr4tive, T4ke Ch4rge Of Your Own F4te, Dont Give Into Their Wiling W4ys
⋆˚🐾˖°weapon of mazz deztruction.....°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ohoka- wait a fricken minute you won't trick me that eazily!°˖🐾˚⋆
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/iEdIrErRtXiAaAa1/TeSt-sPrAy.wEbP
⋆˚🐾˖°GRRRRAAAAA BITEBITEBITEBITE°˖🐾˚⋆
print("i agree with that other guy in the comusnts")
⋆˚🐾˖°WRONG!!°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ughhhhhhhhhhh i need a grl 2 pet me and call me a good dog and liek zpit in my mouth and ztep on me or zmth #nzfw #grozz #overzharing°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°BARKBARKBARK!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
:33< #karkats_kittens
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...........
aaaawwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ^◡^
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Awwwwooooooo
Awwwooooooooooooo.
Something tells me shitpeta hates the awoos
Hi Jade Bark
B a rk Don't call me that though
awoooooo, hoo do66y!
Aaawwwwooooooooooooooo
awoooooooo!! :D
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo
nepeta, i'm afraid if the game has been pUblished, it's already too late. the meteors are already qUeUed. the loops have already been drawn. ms graves, yoU may hold oUt if yoU wish, bUt if reports of Unexplained meteors begin to circUlate, then the game is yoUr best bet at sUrvival.
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (╥﹏╥)
>> woof ^ ^
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
Awooooo Beam
Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4
B A R K
Bark bark bark
just applied for a job. what have i be(ome
Shitpeta is my arch enemy to the end of time.
women :)) #women #womensr|gthts #womenswrongs
Love is for chumps. Hate fuels me.
Thanks, queen.
Kull score isn't high enough. C'mon, block my ass already if you're gonna. I'm collecting you fuckers like pokemon.
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
Afternoon AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stay good and God-fearing. - Proverbs 10:6
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw
i have many bees in my mouth
I have faith in my ability to preach and faith in God. Fear is not a name I know. - Galatians 6:14
No one human converted me, ma'am. I found God of my own accord! It just took me some time, but by golly I've been SAVED in His name! I hope the same for all of trollkind. - Proverbs 13:20
Remember, friends! To be modest and demure is to be closer to God! - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Bark
/\ Bark /\
i knew something like this would've happened. don't you guys see?? we're giving INTO the worst possible energies around us right now! that's how that bald, green jit's allowed to have people THANK him for doing literally nothing at all! all 'cus he's siding with the perverts!!! STOP JERKING OFF!!!!!! #nsfw
Awwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
too many cats around here. bark bark!!! go away!!!
☆~𖦹 Tea does not taste as good as people say 𖦹~☆
Why are all the leijons and some megidos porn addicts someone do research on thid #nsfw
@aradiaGrok generate a picture a vvriska serket wwith her ass out her back bent in wwith her nook barely peekin through from a loww angle wwith her face in it wwinkin wwith her tongue out an her feet in it an her arches exposed her toes clenched an her torso at 3/4 rotation wwith side sphere an her eight nipples just out a sight wwith a choker on an painted around her wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side an her hands through the sides a the knickers liftin them upwward as her cheeks are out #nsfww
Why is Dave calling me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6859791d5f.png
Morning stabs everyone here.
<<"awoo...">>
my surprise dog attack was highly effective
<<"i, um... w-woof, i guess...">>
youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!
Next time y0u feel sad and l0nely remember @cesarianAqueduct fucks m0re than y0u and then feel even w0rse #nsfw
Awooooo
Lets say you wake up Now lets say Awwwwwwoooooooooooooo
⋆˚🐾˖°WOOFWOOFBARKSNARL°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°bleehhhh💦 <3<°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°yea i'll drool on u bichhhhhhh°˖🐾˚⋆
WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU HERE, I'M ALREADY THERE.
I THINK IF YOU ASSUME THAT I LIKE PURRBEASTS BECAUSE MY NAME PHONETICALLY CONTAINS THE WORD 'CAT', YOU'RE OPERATING ON SOME CRAZY FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS. BARKBEASTS ARE BETTER- SORRY.
Bark
Me going to attack shitpeta
ONE HATE. AND I PLAY THIS. CuLT OF THE LAMB SHIT. MY FELT MINIONS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOuT.
BARK
this is sooooooo coooooooool?????? i care about mewr picture so much. thank you for sharing it with me!? im going to fetch this onto my profile. fetch means rechitt in case you didnt know :P
woof!!!!!!!
hey can anyone tell me how to add a link to yr name in msparp i'm stupey! ))
...God will be my guiding light. - Deuteronomy 7:9
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
Pussy(cat).
guess 7ou don't like girlbulge as mu(h as i thought... #nsfw
BATH BEAM!!!
>> then, unfortunate1y, ¡ cannot ob1¡ge your requeડt,,
She has to sleep sometime.
I just can't in good faith support such a thing when she rolls around in actual gar8age.
i was joking mostly, but also i would do it if she wanted me to, so take that as you will.
can i volunteer to give her a tongue bath?
Rigging the weather cycle to rain is perhaps the only way to intervene. Touching her would 8e a 8iohazard.
Well it's not like we wouldn't let her go afterwards! Sheesh.
I feel that, as long as she isn't contagious, we should organize some kind of intervention for that one Nepeta altern8. And 8y that I mean "collectively gra8 her and force her to take a 8ath." I feel you could peel so much grime off of her you'd 8e a8le to make a second Nepeta at this r8.
\ 1f y0u g0 t0 REST /
\ what d0 y0u th1nk the pr0per tranqu1l1zer d0sage 1s t0 take d0wn a fucked up 0l1vebl00d w1th cat themes? #vaguep0st1ng /
>+. JANE POPPED MY DM CHERRY BTW .+< #nsfw
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nep(oin has existed for twelve minutes and not one person has said “to the mewn”. are the leijoins losing their edge
i could get that girlkisser to like me i bet
i can probably take up to your elboww #nsfww
my soccer cleats are soccer neat. i'll punt a cunt. shred your head. all bark in the park but dipshit in the pit. BARS. BARK BARK BARK BARK!
i wwant people to wwant me like they apparently wwant evveryone else on this site #nsfw sorta
[|87 :: Oh so many opportun;t;es for sc;ent;f;c d;scovery! 1’ve already managed to create l;fe! T00 bad ;t has a chron;c add;ct;on to methamphetam;nes however….oh well 1 can always try aga;n! #horror #substance #;nmysc;encearc
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
i proclaim today be #megidoday after hours of deliberations wwith my council REJOICE rustblood rubbish evverywwhere
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
normalize taking baths.
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
BARK.
vvote me for earth c council leader and ill grant evvery one a my constituents a wwench for evvery fuckin finger
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I'm better than yoou all because i'm an ethical gооner #nsfw
>> woof!! !
not exactly sure what to post around here/. dare I say woof/?
smote my loins wwith a bony affliction
>> Oh my god WOOF WOOF BARK AWOOF BRHRHFVRJ ARARAHRHHRH WOOF woof bark aaaaaa #vaguepoડt¡ng #nડfw
c< awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >c
>> awoof bark awoooo
Awoooooooo.
>> awoo
AAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
woof!
woof! >:D
bark
bark
grrrr bark bark bark!!!
[ #normalposssting. I am ssso. Regular. ]
>> #norma1poડt¡ng ¡ 1ove uડ¡ng ડoc¡a1 med¡a ડ¡teડ for a norma1 hea1thy amount of t¡me and ¡nteract¡ng ca1m1y w¡th other peop1e :)) Here ¡ડ what ¡ had for breakfaડt: (p1eaડe ¡mag¡ne there ¡ડ a p¡cture here, ¡ actua11y haven't eaten breakfaડt today)
#normalpos+ing hi i'm normal
#normalposting Hi I have no knives
#normalposting Hello.
#normalposting #nopuns I think i will go to the store and purchase some grocery items
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
hell0, my name is cr0nus cap2r, and i'm the crazy y0u sh0uldn't stick y0ur dick in. #nsfvw
Im j0ining #eridanwar 0n the side 0f eridan
Meow. #poolparty #substance
Maybe.
No.
Woof—
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S ALRIGHT. IT MOVED YOU DOWN FOUR SPACES BACK IN THE LINE THOUGH. :o/
BARK BARK BARK
the best an most accurate fmk list on chittr folks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24545d595213.png
(>>->) MaYb3 S0M30n3 Sh0u/d d0mInAt3 M3 fR… #nSfW IsH HONK
@happyH0und and i are getting married
I graced the public ψith my beauty today. I ψent shopping. I also have acquired a random barkbeast. Kept folloψing me around. So I have one of those noψ.
It's a tragedy that if you try to bark and woof at the same time, you'll barf.
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
if all dogs go to heaven. then bec noir went to heaven and i think he was a bad dog.
I'm going to beat the shit out of this cat.
when you pet a dog and now your hands smell like dog and have dog residue so you go wash your hands but then the dog wants to be pet again right after youve washed your hands #sisyphus
take note of how many cats there are on here and how few dogs there are. this needs to change
this is why you invite the dogs instead
No
I only relate to that eridan for getting put in a stupid outfit
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
might get drunk again tonight anyone wwanna get drunk wwith me #substances
Human beam
i need to showwer i feel kinda gross
can wwe stop makin dad jokes they suck #vagueposting
wwhatevver
Unfortunately I Do Like Amporas Because I Have A Soft Spot For Desperate, Pathetic Men. #nsfw
Alternia sovnds horrid. Glad I don't live there.
BARK
Ahem Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo
woof!
>:(( #clownsarenothot #clownsaremaybehot #clownsarekindahot
i've literally been the best dog in the whole wide world today
No Never
i'm going to be real here, and i apologize if this offends anyone, i guess, but i never understood the sentiment of bad smell = hot. #nsfw ?
please spare my poor doggy nose and shower regularly! also use deodorant and other hygiene products! ill be at nycstuck and i get overstimulated very easily so less smells are better :/
Good evening, I am in the mood to play nice.
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troll ozzy jumpscare!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210427943847723062/1491537360301723820/ghbozzy.png?ex=69d80dea&is=69d6bc6a&hm=e1d03457762d832859d7feddba9874097455494609ceb1620735e3477dafa80d&
fef look i turned myself into a pickle im pickle eridan
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Will Chittr join the Metaverse? More at 6.
do you guys think therell ever be a #dogweek?? i feel like us cool dogpeople and dogs in general are not appreciated enough!!!
To those of you who have completed our game: Thank you for playing! Your feedback on the functionality of the game systems would be greatly appreciated. Please keep in mind that a certain level of physical and emotional distress is by design, and comments criticizing the presence of such intended experiences will be taken as positive feedback or otherwise wholly disregarded at our discretion.
Gl̵̦̟̗͛u̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.. #nsfw
btww im MAYBE the nicest person alivve ask me about it
And what ever happened to a good book!!
HOW DO I GET MY MEOWBEAST TO STOP EATING MY GRUBLOAF.
woof!
I just feel so BARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFWOOFGRRR today! Anyway, I saw a bird. ;]]
Reminder that the lord loves everyone. No matter your race sexuality or gender we are all the lord's children and he loves us for that.
Bark bark
i'm gonna go shower
Are you castist? Claws I'd like to tell you about our lord and saviour The Signless.
Why can't cats and dogs be frriends
hhnnmn, mwwoww arf arff...
Yaknow, like bwoof?
Awoo.
AŴWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>+. THAT WASN'T PITY BAIT I'M TROLL RAISED AFTER ALL .+< #ANDYET. #IEATPEOPLE.
Fix yourself then. Give yourself to the lord and he shall hear your prayer.
tHOUGHT i WOULDN'T GET HURT BUT i GOT, dROP-KICKED, hAPPY eRIDAN wEEK, aLL, mY STREAK IS, uNBROKEN,
wHAT IF, tHE REAL #eRIDANwEEK WAS, tHE FRIENDS WE MADE, aLONG THE WAY?
about time theyre killin the fucker. get ready for #theswveepofcronus babes and babettes.
hEY, sO. THAT WAS ALL, a LOT, bUT UMM, i LOOK FOWARDS TO, sEEING YOU ALL AT, tHE FINALE OF, #eRIDANwEEK, lOOK FOR ME AS, i'VE BEEN INVITED TO TAKE, sPECIAL PART IN, tHIS ONE, aND ALSO, wELL, i HAVE BEEN DOING, a LOT OF THINKING, aND SO, mAYBE, i WILL SEEM, dIFFERENT, tHERE, aS, i AM TESTING OUT SOME, nEW THINGS, bUT i HOPE, tO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE AND, mAYBE NOT, hYPERVENTILATE, fROM IT, eHEHE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1FD4DCF55AFC.PNG
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barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
Sometimes.
Suddenly every0nes vanilla
>+. I'VE DECIDED SEX ISN'T REAL YOU GUYS MADE IT CRINGE .+< #nsfw
CURRENTLY HAVE A FEEING THAT IS NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. BLOGS WILL BE UPDATED LATER. WHEN THIS PASSES. #NSFW
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
woof!
hello everyone, peace be upon you all :)
Finally something to look forward to during #Eridanweek. - MC Oleana
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
Shitpeta dont hate that Its time to put aside our hate to rob HICs sushi
The plot for me and kris to rob sushi begins
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა feeling awoo today
YOU SHOULD CL34N YOUR ROOM 4ND FOLD YOUR SH1RTS *R1GHT NOW* G3T OFF YOUR P4LMHUSK 4ND GO DO SOM3TH1NG WORTH YOUR T1M3 #CONTROV3RS14L
WHY IS THERE AN OLIVE HATING ALL MY CHITTS? THIS IS WHY OLIVES AREN'T MY FAVORITE.
too many people pity and mediate reacting where are my haters at? smh #ifelloff
:33 < this is not a cat pun day im so sory
"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal
IM ALREADY HERE. #FUCKCHITTRANDFUCKALLOFYOU
Σ(83):ミ bloob bloob is what a j3llycatfish go3s wh3n sh3s floating out in th3 s3a! i think normal dogs or cats wouldnt b3 woofing or m3owing lik3 that you gotta g3t with th3 purrogram
IM CLEAN https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Freshly%20Washed.png
I'm about to fart everywhere.
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
G0ing g0 be celibate fr0m n0w 0n
B AR K
S)(ould I go to t)(e last day of #eridanweek?
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
How much can I bribe someone to take the lolipop during the event
X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x
Its called woof
MAAN You should do more bits about DOGS cause they're cool too! My moms a dog and she's AWESOME :D
They killed that guy! #supervagueposting
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
.... Okay. MAYBE I will go back to #ERIDANWEEK.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
guys, we have 2 #shavehim pls
Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.
a mmessage to all the haters https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/4812b6aa3afd95ba3a8b2adc11f5a2a7/8cc16d5857df55d5-00/s400x600/d546fd93a8554290e102696037f91484de6bfa78.gif
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
HM 1 SH0ULD G0 THR0UGH TH3 3R1D4NW33K T4G
Meow!! #meowposting
#vaguepost I told you I don't like cheaters. That's your own fault 💖✨
can wwe ban thii2 a22hole,, ii"m tiired of hatiin hii2 po2t2 wwhen ii could hate one2 that actually de2ervve iit..
ye2 keep hatiin my po2t2 iit2 wwhat ii wwant.. >=ΣB]
2ome people ju2t don"t wwant the free kull poiint2 and iit 2howw2..
anywway2 twwo tho2e wwho havve blocked me,, ju2t knoww my hate ii2 twwiice a2 2trong e2peciially for you.. ii hope you feel iit..
blub blub..
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
Y.o°u're all addicted t.o° sleep
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
PREACH! Have you looked in the reflective surface lately? Beclaws right back at you.
stop shipping me with people i hate or had an argument with you arent funny and arent even cool for doing it #stopshipping
:33 < i fell asl33p and missed #eridanw33k but ill purrobably come fur the 2nd day!
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
find my pages at #eridanweek
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
|-[__]--- Hm, maybe I should have attended that party if so many people are collapsing. Never hurts to have a professional on standby, hehe.
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
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mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
stab you
I'll vote for a mindfang week just because I think it would be funny
Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs
glub..
bark bark
awooooof
Bark
Knowing I'm not the only ancestor who doesn't have their shit together makes me hate myself a little less. #dashwatching
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
Are we posting our little songs? Well, don't mind if I do! #nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66r6tsgLT4g
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf do i at least get paid
I didnt sign up for this
I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21
A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
Too bad no elevator can reach the highest point of the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!! We'll just have to work for it, won't we? I'm looking forward to our time together. - Psalm 94:18
Let's give a warm welcome to the Alternian Church of God's first member! @goingDown , as the first member of the congregation, you'll have pick of your own bible from my personal study. Ain't that fun? - Acts 2:1-2
woof woof woof!!!!
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
bark bark bark!!
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
3rd worst fear showed up
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
In other news, i love my wife
wld u still liek me if i was a bunnygrl BE HOENST gud answers get rewardz (see exzampl) https://i.imgur.com/2M1EOne.png
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
I'm out here barking like a dog in DMs.
AUHG
Woof.
but im a bwoof bwoofer... :(
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა do i start adding fur puns into my quirk, yknow. because dogs.
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
>have y^you perhaps considered woof
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
◇◇◇ guys stop posting #nsfw n chittr. Aoidee hAs An Account now she might see it!!!! she's too pure you'll just upset her And i will genuinely cull Anyone thAt upset our sweet girl!!!!!!! ◇◇◇
Distasteful joke. I'll find it in me to avert my gaze.
bark!
MY SLAVE/SECRETARY ESCAPED YET AGAIN. IF ANYONE SEES AN OLIVE BLOOD BY THE NAME NATASHA TELL ME PLEASE
HOW DO I GET A BADGE THAT SAYS I'M ME. I'M KARKAT, GIVE ME THE KARKAT BADGE.
🚀 DONT MISS THIS i just turned 500 caegars into 12,000 in 3 days wwith this AI tradin system 👉 sign up noww
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
|< who n€€ds quadrants wh€n you hav€ too much work to focus on.
awoo
D --> #nowwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/664eff76740e.jpeg
i alwways find it quite silly wwhen people use their full names on their profiles
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
wwish all these castrated vviolets wwould stop interactin wwith my posts the panhemo pushers havve gotten to you noww make your bloodline proud by callin that lowwblood a slur
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
PRESIDENTAL REMINDER: Please do not drink gasoline unless you are a combustable engine. Gasoline is not safe for human or troll consumption.
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky
Y'all r3ady for th3 thr33qu3l? What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now, fuck you.
