♠ hated by @lilShitpeta
Awoo
Night awooooooooooooo
i am on planet yellow now
▼honestly might have to delay girlfail weekend retreat▲
I encourage you all to dig with shovels like regular individuals.
[NA] is now online planet yellow's pretty chill
Night Awwwwwwooooooooooooooo
Hey gang I feel another #neigborhour coming on
⋆˚🐾˖°EGGNANT°˖🐾˚⋆
8=8 > BARK
I'm more of a dog person (literally)
NN O
stolen bit beam
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I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
YIPE SORRY SORRY BARK SORRY...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bitches be like "woof woof" and then enjoy belly rubs or something i'm not a girldog expert.
⋆˚🐾˖°don FUKK wit me i'm VICIOUSSS!!!!! >X3 [ httpz://file.garden/ad5G09foF0kAW8K_/warning.png ]°˖🐾˚⋆
Woof woof—
🐾if a PUrrbeast loses its tail, where does it go? why, it goes to the ''retail'' store! sNrrrk, hehe,
CONFESSION: I HATE YOU. YES, YOU.
If any Jade Harleys are l∞king for somewhere to stick your knot, my DMs are open #nsfw O8viously if you're a Jade Harley 8ut don't have a knot that is also fine my DMs are still open.
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
woof hours!! >X3
dont listen to her chief. its just a silly horoscope made in all fun
Stabs you Stabs you
Awoooooooo
>> Awwooooo
Jackbot but he just awooooos every post
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
@LILSHITPETA HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/891264074082570262/1502017711713026148/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE2E80&IS=69FCDD00&HM=10B8C906C90AE022418AD464445DD13994C802E0C52B0F23C51C382398EDE2D4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=373&HEIGHT=196 HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/891264074082570262/1502018128060874963/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE2EE3&IS=69FCDD63&HM=9E5AB87044F7FCDFEB513C6643F974B781CD3E284ED5EE6135989C6513688F18&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=271&HEIGHT=188 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
woof !!
@LILSHITPETA HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501996713332703543/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE1AF2&IS=69FCC972&HM=ED96BD7B5D863F643D48AA790A347F2579F41692B5BB815A7B4AE38A90E5ABE4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=316&HEIGHT=225 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
@LILSHITPETA >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ) HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501995513170366705/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE19D4&IS=69FCC854&HM=27F59A55048386EDDC1A9F0530290808296162F942F81FA9EE4E51101A5132E6&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=516&HEIGHT=340 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
SELF PORTRAIT >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ) HTTPS://MEDIA.DISCORDAPP.NET/ATTACHMENTS/1140731167952351395/1501992928250429490/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69FE176B&IS=69FCC5EB&HM=935D2EE9A95E17FD4BF7911C003760189BED854BD24389FA668F8929A8813FA4&=&FORMAT=WEBP&QUALITY=LOSSLESS&WIDTH=333&HEIGHT=323 >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
There's a few Maryams online (of 8oth the 8eta and Alpha variety), so........ Hey. Hit me up if you're wanting to fuck a Serket. My DMs are open. #nsfw
YOU MAY BE CUTE BUT YOUR STILL GOING TO CAT JAILE >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
This is so fucking humili8ing actually. #nsfw #suggestive
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Have you considered that may8e I was 8eing "mean" to elicit a 8it more........ 8lack of a courtship? #pitchflirting #nsfw
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Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
⋆˚🐾˖°bouncin on it in a way that makez her think i'm rabid #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
I don't want to sound like I'm putting down other olive bloods. ...But why are so many of you like That. #Cringe - MC Oleana
~I sh~Ould sell feet pics #nsfw~
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i like to cull olivebloods for fun." #violence #onlyolivebloods? #veryspecific
https://i.imgur.com/AFkv6By.png @lilShitpeta
Awooooo
Behold The AWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sburb tip: Give your stuff to me.
⋆˚🐾˖°quadrant vacillation lookin azz #atleaztuhavegudtazte°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°i literally can't ztop winning #hrt #girlbulge #nzfw°˖🐾˚⋆
I Dont Know Why People 4re Excited 4bout The Prospect Of God Tiering, You 4re Surrendering Yourself 4s 4 Sl4ve To The Univers4l N4rr4tive, T4ke Ch4rge Of Your Own F4te, Dont Give Into Their Wiling W4ys
⋆˚🐾˖°weapon of mazz deztruction.....°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ohoka- wait a fricken minute you won't trick me that eazily!°˖🐾˚⋆
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/iEdIrErRtXiAaAa1/TeSt-sPrAy.wEbP
⋆˚🐾˖°GRRRRAAAAA BITEBITEBITEBITE°˖🐾˚⋆
print("i agree with that other guy in the comusnts")
⋆˚🐾˖°WRONG!!°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°ughhhhhhhhhhh i need a grl 2 pet me and call me a good dog and liek zpit in my mouth and ztep on me or zmth #nzfw #grozz #overzharing°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°BARKBARKBARK!!!°˖🐾˚⋆
:33< #karkats_kittens
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...........
aaaawwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ^◡^
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Awwwwooooooo
Something tells me shitpeta hates the awoos
Hi Jade Bark
B a rk Don't call me that though
awoooooo, hoo do66y!
Aaawwwwooooooooooooooo
awoooooooo!! :D
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo
nepeta, i'm afraid if the game has been pUblished, it's already too late. the meteors are already qUeUed. the loops have already been drawn. ms graves, yoU may hold oUt if yoU wish, bUt if reports of Unexplained meteors begin to circUlate, then the game is yoUr best bet at sUrvival.
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (╥﹏╥)
>> woof ^ ^
Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
Awooooo Beam
Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4
B A R K
Bark bark bark
just applied for a job. what have i be(ome
Shitpeta is my arch enemy to the end of time.
women :)) #women #womensr|gthts #womenswrongs
Love is for chumps. Hate fuels me.
Thanks, queen.
Kull score isn't high enough. C'mon, block my ass already if you're gonna. I'm collecting you fuckers like pokemon.
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark
Afternoon AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stay good and God-fearing. - Proverbs 10:6
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw
i have many bees in my mouth
I have faith in my ability to preach and faith in God. Fear is not a name I know. - Galatians 6:14
No one human converted me, ma'am. I found God of my own accord! It just took me some time, but by golly I've been SAVED in His name! I hope the same for all of trollkind. - Proverbs 13:20
Remember, friends! To be modest and demure is to be closer to God! - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Bark
i knew something like this would've happened. don't you guys see?? we're giving INTO the worst possible energies around us right now! that's how that bald, green jit's allowed to have people THANK him for doing literally nothing at all! all 'cus he's siding with the perverts!!! STOP JERKING OFF!!!!!! #nsfw
Awwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
woof woof or some shit
too many cats around here. bark bark!!! go away!!!
☆~𖦹 Tea does not taste as good as people say 𖦹~☆
Why are all the leijons and some megidos porn addicts someone do research on thid #nsfw
@aradiaGrok generate a picture a vvriska serket wwith her ass out her back bent in wwith her nook barely peekin through from a loww angle wwith her face in it wwinkin wwith her tongue out an her feet in it an her arches exposed her toes clenched an her torso at 3/4 rotation wwith side sphere an her eight nipples just out a sight wwith a choker on an painted around her wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side an her hands through the sides a the knickers liftin them upwward as her cheeks are out #nsfww
Why is Dave calling me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6859791d5f.png
Morning stabs everyone here.
<<"awoo...">>
my surprise dog attack was highly effective
<<"i, um... w-woof, i guess...">>
youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!
Next time y0u feel sad and l0nely remember @cesarianAqueduct fucks m0re than y0u and then feel even w0rse #nsfw
Awooooo
Lets say you wake up Now lets say Awwwwwwoooooooooooooo
⋆˚🐾˖°WOOFWOOFBARKSNARL°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°bleehhhh💦 <3<°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°yea i'll drool on u bichhhhhhh°˖🐾˚⋆
WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU HERE, I'M ALREADY THERE.
I THINK IF YOU ASSUME THAT I LIKE PURRBEASTS BECAUSE MY NAME PHONETICALLY CONTAINS THE WORD 'CAT', YOU'RE OPERATING ON SOME CRAZY FUCKING ASSUMPTIONS. BARKBEASTS ARE BETTER- SORRY.
Me going to attack shitpeta
ONE HATE. AND I PLAY THIS. CuLT OF THE LAMB SHIT. MY FELT MINIONS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOuT.
BARK
this is sooooooo coooooooool?????? i care about mewr picture so much. thank you for sharing it with me!? im going to fetch this onto my profile. fetch means rechitt in case you didnt know :P
woof!!!!!!!
hey can anyone tell me how to add a link to yr name in msparp i'm stupey! ))
...God will be my guiding light. - Deuteronomy 7:9
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
Pussy(cat).
guess 7ou don't like girlbulge as mu(h as i thought... #nsfw
BATH BEAM!!!
>> then, unfortunate1y, ¡ cannot ob1¡ge your requeડt,,
She has to sleep sometime.
I just can't in good faith support such a thing when she rolls around in actual gar8age.
i was joking mostly, but also i would do it if she wanted me to, so take that as you will.
can i volunteer to give her a tongue bath?
Rigging the weather cycle to rain is perhaps the only way to intervene. Touching her would 8e a 8iohazard.
Well it's not like we wouldn't let her go afterwards! Sheesh.
I feel that, as long as she isn't contagious, we should organize some kind of intervention for that one Nepeta altern8. And 8y that I mean "collectively gra8 her and force her to take a 8ath." I feel you could peel so much grime off of her you'd 8e a8le to make a second Nepeta at this r8.
\ what d0 y0u th1nk the pr0per tranqu1l1zer d0sage 1s t0 take d0wn a fucked up 0l1vebl00d w1th cat themes? #vaguep0st1ng /
>+. JANE POPPED MY DM CHERRY BTW .+< #nsfw
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nep(oin has existed for twelve minutes and not one person has said “to the mewn”. are the leijoins losing their edge
i could get that girlkisser to like me i bet
i can probably take up to your elboww #nsfww
my soccer cleats are soccer neat. i'll punt a cunt. shred your head. all bark in the park but dipshit in the pit. BARS. BARK BARK BARK BARK!
i wwant people to wwant me like they apparently wwant evveryone else on this site #nsfw sorta
[|87 :: Oh so many opportun;t;es for sc;ent;f;c d;scovery! 1’ve already managed to create l;fe! T00 bad ;t has a chron;c add;ct;on to methamphetam;nes however….oh well 1 can always try aga;n! #horror #substance #;nmysc;encearc
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
i proclaim today be #megidoday after hours of deliberations wwith my council REJOICE rustblood rubbish evverywwhere
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
normalize taking baths.
For every hate on this chitt I'll throw a cup of hot energy sludge on an intern. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
vvote me for earth c council leader and ill grant evvery one a my constituents a wwench for evvery fuckin finger
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I'm better than yoou all because i'm an ethical gооner #nsfw
>> woof!! !
not exactly sure what to post around here/. dare I say woof/?
smote my loins wwith a bony affliction
>> Oh my god WOOF WOOF BARK AWOOF BRHRHFVRJ ARARAHRHHRH WOOF woof bark aaaaaa #vaguepoડt¡ng #nડfw
i think i might read my bibLe that aLways makes me feeL better baaa
wONDER IF THERE'S ANY MOTHERFUCKERS wILLING TO BE FLUSHED, PALE, OR PITCH wITH ME... HM.
c< awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >c
>> awoof bark awoooo
>> awoo
AAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
woof! >:D
bark
grrrr bark bark bark!!!
[ #normalposssting. I am ssso. Regular. ]
>> #norma1poડt¡ng ¡ 1ove uડ¡ng ડoc¡a1 med¡a ડ¡teડ for a norma1 hea1thy amount of t¡me and ¡nteract¡ng ca1m1y w¡th other peop1e :)) Here ¡ડ what ¡ had for breakfaડt: (p1eaડe ¡mag¡ne there ¡ડ a p¡cture here, ¡ actua11y haven't eaten breakfaડt today)
#normalpos+ing hi i'm normal
#normalposting Hi I have no knives
#normalposting Hello.
#normalposting #nopuns I think i will go to the store and purchase some grocery items
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
hell0, my name is cr0nus cap2r, and i'm the crazy y0u sh0uldn't stick y0ur dick in. #nsfvw
Im j0ining #eridanwar 0n the side 0f eridan
Meow. #poolparty #substance
Maybe.
No.
Woof—
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S ALRIGHT. IT MOVED YOU DOWN FOUR SPACES BACK IN THE LINE THOUGH. :o/
BARK BARK BARK
the best an most accurate fmk list on chittr folks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24545d595213.png
(>>->) MaYb3 S0M30n3 Sh0u/d d0mInAt3 M3 fR… #nSfW IsH HONK
@happyH0und and i are getting married
I graced the public ψith my beauty today. I ψent shopping. I also have acquired a random barkbeast. Kept folloψing me around. So I have one of those noψ.
It's a tragedy that if you try to bark and woof at the same time, you'll barf.
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
if all dogs go to heaven. then bec noir went to heaven and i think he was a bad dog.
I'm going to beat the shit out of this cat.
when you pet a dog and now your hands smell like dog and have dog residue so you go wash your hands but then the dog wants to be pet again right after youve washed your hands #sisyphus
take note of how many cats there are on here and how few dogs there are. this needs to change
No
I only relate to that eridan for getting put in a stupid outfit
howw i look at the barista wwhen she hands me my latte and the "symbol of hope" i humbly commanded her to sculpt the foam into is a portrait a jakes fat fuckin cheeks #nsfww @golgothasTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474b9110eb5e.wwebp
might get drunk again tonight anyone wwanna get drunk wwith me #substances
Human beam
i need to showwer i feel kinda gross
can wwe stop makin dad jokes they suck #vagueposting
Unfortunately I Do Like Amporas Because I Have A Soft Spot For Desperate, Pathetic Men. #nsfw
Alternia sovnds horrid. Glad I don't live there.
BARK
Ahem Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo
>:(( #clownsarenothot #clownsaremaybehot #clownsarekindahot
i've literally been the best dog in the whole wide world today
No Never
i'm going to be real here, and i apologize if this offends anyone, i guess, but i never understood the sentiment of bad smell = hot. #nsfw ?
please spare my poor doggy nose and shower regularly! also use deodorant and other hygiene products! ill be at nycstuck and i get overstimulated very easily so less smells are better :/
Good evening, I am in the mood to play nice.
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troll ozzy jumpscare!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210427943847723062/1491537360301723820/ghbozzy.png?ex=69d80dea&is=69d6bc6a&hm=e1d03457762d832859d7feddba9874097455494609ceb1620735e3477dafa80d&
fef look i turned myself into a pickle im pickle eridan
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Will Chittr join the Metaverse? More at 6.
do you guys think therell ever be a #dogweek?? i feel like us cool dogpeople and dogs in general are not appreciated enough!!!
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Gl̵̦̟̗͛u̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.. #nsfw
btww im MAYBE the nicest person alivve ask me about it
And what ever happened to a good book!!
HOW DO I GET MY MEOWBEAST TO STOP EATING MY GRUBLOAF.
I just feel so BARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFWOOFGRRR today! Anyway, I saw a bird. ;]]
Reminder that the lord loves everyone. No matter your race sexuality or gender we are all the lord's children and he loves us for that.
Bark bark
Are you castist? Claws I'd like to tell you about our lord and saviour The Signless.
Why can't cats and dogs be frriends
hhnnmn, mwwoww arf arff...
Yaknow, like bwoof?
Awoo.
AŴWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>+. THAT WASN'T PITY BAIT I'M TROLL RAISED AFTER ALL .+< #ANDYET. #IEATPEOPLE.
Fix yourself then. Give yourself to the lord and he shall hear your prayer.
tHOUGHT i WOULDN'T GET HURT BUT i GOT, dROP-KICKED, hAPPY eRIDAN wEEK, aLL, mY STREAK IS, uNBROKEN,
wHAT IF, tHE REAL #eRIDANwEEK WAS, tHE FRIENDS WE MADE, aLONG THE WAY?
about time theyre killin the fucker. get ready for #theswveepofcronus babes and babettes.
hEY, sO. THAT WAS ALL, a LOT, bUT UMM, i LOOK FOWARDS TO, sEEING YOU ALL AT, tHE FINALE OF, #eRIDANwEEK, lOOK FOR ME AS, i'VE BEEN INVITED TO TAKE, sPECIAL PART IN, tHIS ONE, aND ALSO, wELL, i HAVE BEEN DOING, a LOT OF THINKING, aND SO, mAYBE, i WILL SEEM, dIFFERENT, tHERE, aS, i AM TESTING OUT SOME, nEW THINGS, bUT i HOPE, tO SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE AND, mAYBE NOT, hYPERVENTILATE, fROM IT, eHEHE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1FD4DCF55AFC.PNG
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Sometimes.
>+. I'VE DECIDED SEX ISN'T REAL YOU GUYS MADE IT CRINGE .+< #nsfw
CURRENTLY HAVE A FEEING THAT IS NOT WORK APPROPRIATE. BLOGS WILL BE UPDATED LATER. WHEN THIS PASSES. #NSFW
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
hello everyone, peace be upon you all :)
Finally something to look forward to during #Eridanweek. - MC Oleana
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
Shitpeta dont hate that Its time to put aside our hate to rob HICs sushi
The plot for me and kris to rob sushi begins
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა feeling awoo today
YOU SHOULD CL34N YOUR ROOM 4ND FOLD YOUR SH1RTS *R1GHT NOW* G3T OFF YOUR P4LMHUSK 4ND GO DO SOM3TH1NG WORTH YOUR T1M3 #CONTROV3RS14L
WHY IS THERE AN OLIVE HATING ALL MY CHITTS? THIS IS WHY OLIVES AREN'T MY FAVORITE.
too many people pity and mediate reacting where are my haters at? smh #ifelloff
:33 < this is not a cat pun day im so sory
"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal
IM ALREADY HERE. #FUCKCHITTRANDFUCKALLOFYOU
Σ(83):ミ bloob bloob is what a j3llycatfish go3s wh3n sh3s floating out in th3 s3a! i think normal dogs or cats wouldnt b3 woofing or m3owing lik3 that you gotta g3t with th3 purrogram
i think some humans should not be allowwed to havve social media but generally thats my opinion
IM CLEAN https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Freshly%20Washed.png
I'm about to fart everywhere.
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
B AR K
S)(ould I go to t)(e last day of #eridanweek?
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
How much can I bribe someone to take the lolipop during the event
X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x
Its called woof
MAAN You should do more bits about DOGS cause they're cool too! My moms a dog and she's AWESOME :D
They killed that guy! #supervagueposting
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
.... Okay. MAYBE I will go back to #ERIDANWEEK.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
guys, we have 2 #shavehim pls
Who should 1 3xp3ct to s33 for D4y 3 of #3r1d4nW33k for 1 h4v3 th3 whol3 r3st of th3 n1ght to mys3lf. 1 w1ll b3 gu4rd1ng 3ffortl3ssly.
a mmessage to all the haters https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/4812b6aa3afd95ba3a8b2adc11f5a2a7/8cc16d5857df55d5-00/s400x600/d546fd93a8554290e102696037f91484de6bfa78.gif
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
HM 1 SH0ULD G0 THR0UGH TH3 3R1D4NW33K T4G
Meow!! #meowposting
#vaguepost I told you I don't like cheaters. That's your own fault 💖✨
can wwe ban thii2 a22hole,, ii"m tiired of hatiin hii2 po2t2 wwhen ii could hate one2 that actually de2ervve iit..
ye2 keep hatiin my po2t2 iit2 wwhat ii wwant.. >=ΣB]
2ome people ju2t don"t wwant the free kull poiint2 and iit 2howw2..
anywway2 twwo tho2e wwho havve blocked me,, ju2t knoww my hate ii2 twwiice a2 2trong e2peciially for you.. ii hope you feel iit..
blub blub..
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
Y.o°u're all addicted t.o° sleep
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
PREACH! Have you looked in the reflective surface lately? Beclaws right back at you.
stop shipping me with people i hate or had an argument with you arent funny and arent even cool for doing it #stopshipping
:33 < i fell asl33p and missed #eridanw33k but ill purrobably come fur the 2nd day!
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
find my pages at #eridanweek
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
|-[__]--- Hm, maybe I should have attended that party if so many people are collapsing. Never hurts to have a professional on standby, hehe.
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
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mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
lOts Of talk abOut #eridanweek fOr a few days nOw, never heard Of the guy but it must be impOrtant if there's this many big names gOing! as a fan Of massive events, i guess #imcOming XO
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
stab you
I'll vote for a mindfang week just because I think it would be funny
Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs
glub..
bark bark
awooooof
Bark
Knowing I'm not the only ancestor who doesn't have their shit together makes me hate myself a little less. #dashwatching
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
duty calls an by that i mean the privvy more on my proposal for a neww chittr later #makechittrgreatagain
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
Are we posting our little songs? Well, don't mind if I do! #nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66r6tsgLT4g
Ahem AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf do i at least get paid
I didnt sign up for this
I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21
A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
Too bad no elevator can reach the highest point of the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!! We'll just have to work for it, won't we? I'm looking forward to our time together. - Psalm 94:18
Let's give a warm welcome to the Alternian Church of God's first member! @goingDown , as the first member of the congregation, you'll have pick of your own bible from my personal study. Ain't that fun? - Acts 2:1-2
woof woof woof!!!!
AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
bark bark bark!!
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
3rd worst fear showed up
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
In other news, i love my wife
wld u still liek me if i was a bunnygrl BE HOENST gud answers get rewardz (see exzampl) https://i.imgur.com/2M1EOne.png
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
I'm out here barking like a dog in DMs.
AUHG
Woof.
but im a bwoof bwoofer... :(
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა do i start adding fur puns into my quirk, yknow. because dogs.
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
>have y^you perhaps considered woof
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
◇◇◇ guys stop posting #nsfw n chittr. Aoidee hAs An Account now she might see it!!!! she's too pure you'll just upset her And i will genuinely cull Anyone thAt upset our sweet girl!!!!!!! ◇◇◇
Distasteful joke. I'll find it in me to avert my gaze.
bark!
MY SLAVE/SECRETARY ESCAPED YET AGAIN. IF ANYONE SEES AN OLIVE BLOOD BY THE NAME NATASHA TELL ME PLEASE
HOW DO I GET A BADGE THAT SAYS I'M ME. I'M KARKAT, GIVE ME THE KARKAT BADGE.
🚀 DONT MISS THIS i just turned 500 caegars into 12,000 in 3 days wwith this AI tradin system 👉 sign up noww
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
|< who n€€ds quadrants wh€n you hav€ too much work to focus on.
awoo
D --> #nowwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/664eff76740e.jpeg
i alwways find it quite silly wwhen people use their full names on their profiles
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
wwish all these castrated vviolets wwould stop interactin wwith my posts the panhemo pushers havve gotten to you noww make your bloodline proud by callin that lowwblood a slur
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
wwhen you are tryin to flirt wwith your FLARP teammate by askin her wwhat she is doin after the game and she says she is gonna wwait for you in an alley to stab you to death https://files.catbox.moe/83j473.jpg
i knoww the ovverwweight skywwhale lusus of three hates to see me comin
PRESIDENTAL REMINDER: Please do not drink gasoline unless you are a combustable engine. Gasoline is not safe for human or troll consumption.
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky
Y'all r3ady for th3 thr33qu3l? What3v3r your3 doing, you aint. W3r3 arguing now, fuck you.
