♣ mediated by @lilShitpeta
*writes kiss me on her ass* yeah that's silly i think???
oddly specific
<<"you do now, hehe!">>
H8ers have 8een getting my 8ulge rock fucking solid recently, this shit could pro8a8ly cut diamond Thank you, very cool! ::::) #nsfw
pounce fund a bunch of woofb33sts nd is sketchin dem whil he type!
Because I can post anything right now and not be the most pathetic person suppose I should just post this I've had in my back pocket for a while. Kanaya please return my calls I'm sorry I cheated on you I just want you back, I don't care if it's not in a Matespritship I just want to be with you. Genuinely you can cull me and I would thank you I just need you more than anything In the world. I'll do whatever you say be whoever you want I will do anything you ask no questions please just take me back I'm desperate for you. Please. #yearning #suggestive (?) #lesbian
.which i mean ,i fucking love a good oblong meat product with the sauce and a bun on the grill ,but thats just too many at oncE .ill get sick of them foreveR .usually i use the last two buns to do like a ham roll or something insteaD .change it uP
Don't pity my chitts that's nasty. ::::/
There is static in my blood.
if an equius tries ribbit t0 claim me as his timeline ribbit versi0n hes lying and sh0uld be put d0wn #vi0lence
THIIS CONCERNS ME BUT MY CURIIOSIITY IIS MAYBE A LIITTLE PIIQUED ONLY A LIITTLE BIIT UM GIIVE ME A SIIMPLE ONE IIF YOU CAN II WIILL TELL YOU IIF IIT IIS TOO MUCH
something something condesce <3
i'm gonna die of awkward shame now
Sleep beam
Daddy needs gurt to slurp.
Twinks are fine I guess.
sometime its like people forget i didnt have acess to any fuckin basic info for years. all knowledge im gettin is from this place. for fuck sake. cant blame me for not knowing what pansexual is supposed to mean . I JUST THOUGHT PAN AND SEXUAL. >:B
:33 < meow sad nyaw mr penis expurroded ;(( ;(( < #sadpost
Don't touch me.
summ3r g4m3z f3st xbox showc4s3. w3'r3 g3tt1ng 4 n3w xbox too!!!!!!!!!! >8]
Don't forget to give your lusus a hug and a smooch before you head off to work/sleep for the day/night. Make sure you give them plenty of love and respect for the effort they took to raise you~
(⊱♓︎⊰) i don't care where s)(e was anymore she's back and i can't wait to work for )(er again!
We are nefur starting this revolution brieclaws he clocked a lot of you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260604-023655~2.png
baldis basics
︵ ૮(`ᴥ ⁻ 𑁬 | ⸝ 〵 じしˍ, )୭
THROW UP
gOREGLE, aRTIFICIAL dIRK INFLATION,
- you know that is a very fair rebuttal! - and i am in support of shipping in general! - working out the intricacies of interwoven relationships is a very fulfilling passtime! - but i would still prefer if you would not put it on display on a public site!!! when its related to intercloister politics!!!
=I suppos€ it's just g€n€tic pr€disposition
┻❂━❂┻ Oh! Many Of The Trains That Pass Through Our Grubway Station Are Shipping Cargo! It Is So Nice To See Some Appreciation For Them! →
no thank2,, wwe"ll 2tiick twwo wwhat wwe do be2t..
ii thiink 2omeone el2e ii2 doiin iit twwo you twwo by the look2 a iit..
ju2t more quad pre22iin..
2o ii notiiced..
Playing hard to get is so fucking fun. Just watching someone practically 8eg you to touch them, only to laugh and leave them thro88ing! #pwnd #nsfw #Vriska
UUUGH. I NEED TO BE FUCKING WRECKED. FFUUUUCK. #NSFW
hm. sh0uld i als0 make an ask b0x? it l00ks interesting.
Consider this: Casper in a suit and tie. #horror #nightmare #endoftheworldscenario
8=8 > Im hallucinating blood all over my BARKing body this is clearly a sign i should cull more people Woof #violence
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Goon.ing is indigo culture #GoonerPride
FUCKKKK
i skipped therapy again
Coolscar is t)(e dreamiest boat at t)(e pier..... 38) <3
Your Honourable Tyranny, I do not miss braiding his hair and yapping about everything that annoys me. Nope.
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
its a 'chase my own tail' kind of mood today. woof!!
HAHA_CAcklebeAsts Are more closer to purrbeAsts geneticAlly but I just feel so mucH closer to bArkbeAsts, you know? U-U_HAHA
nothing that it'd be smart to bring up over (hittr
Product: Consume. Tagline: You must consume.
Eat me. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7998.jpeg
~~(__^·> some of you need some respect whipped into you... <·^__)~~
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! know a few people on th!Ss sSs!te who would look great !n these #nsssfw https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!les/4f2a07ae6cd6.jpeg httpsSSS://cdn.!mgchesSst.com/f!lesss/b692b215a02c.jpeg꠹
righT, righT
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
1M 50 HUNGRY 1 C0ULD 34T 4 H00FB345T....
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SLID INTO HIS DMS WITH ENOUGH SEDATIVES IN MY SYSTEM TO KILL A LUSUS
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
⋆˚🐾˖°it'z Deeply Perzonal Inappropriate Overzharing Hourz zo tell me ur fave weird kink #nozhame for me it'z feet n pawz btw #nzfw #kinkz #overzharing°˖🐾˚⋆
⍙vV-iS VeRy /V\UcH ThE LiFe. BeSt VV˄y tO LiVe eVeR.-Vv⍙
c< i sHOuld prObably gO 2 sleep, HOwever.... MOvie NigHt >c
RAWR!I need to make up a goal so I can post another pic when I get back to my hive uhhhhh THREE interactions ;)XD!!!!!!
love
❥ Thεy should ოakε ოεoധbεasts that livε in ധatεr so I can go 4 sധiოs ധith thεო!! That ധould bε sooo cutε!! ^v^ ｡˚○
I Will Try This I Have Done It Before So It Isnt Too Farfetched
☆~𖦹 Don't forget to love yourself today. It's nice outside and you deserve to be happy :) 𖦹~☆
WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU HERE, I'M ALREADY THERE.
this is sooooooo coooooooool?????? i care about mewr picture so much. thank you for sharing it with me!? im going to fetch this onto my profile. fetch means rechitt in case you didnt know :P
https://i.imgflip.com/8b2oqh.png?a493440
i love barking! 0w0
I... You can do what you want, 8ut that sent a tremor through my 8ody the likes of which I haven't felt since the last time Cronus spoke to me. And I don't mean that in a good way.
i feel like it’d be eas7 to bathe shitpeta. just get a lad7 in the bath too with her bulge out and she’d go right in. #nsfw
tHiS SoUnDs lIkE KiDnApPiNg wItH ExTrA StEpS
>> maybe we can get you ડome hot ડoup??
boof - me after i stub my toe
3833 < In da water... > 3833 < Spare no life preserver, I don't need it!!! >
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
If i die today i leave everything to my kids and jade
bbwws big bawwdy wwealthy wwomen
c< OOp, sOrry @lilSHitpeta yOu OKay? >c
wwho should i hornypost wwith in mind hmm #nsfw
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion
I heard there will be a gl0ry h0le #eridanwar #nsfw
∆nd sometimes they even h∆ve cool lights ∆nd spin ∆round ∆nd shit but of course like 90% of the fleet is just sp∆ce bo∆ts
iidea: hybriid labubu 2muppet ameawniitiion
G33, I wonder why.
I do not have flushed feelings for a human.. Nope!
Why are yov to act as if this is a thing I want. I do not desire this.
Robot beam
Glub
>:(( #clownsarenothot #clownsaremaybehot #clownsarekindahot
Of course I summoned the big one. Good job, Meulin. #vagueposting
A shower after a workout does feel really refreshing. I feel so functional and productive.
Gl̵̦̟̗͛u̷̢͓̓̅̈́̎̕b̷̤̣̀̊̄.̷̛̩̦̓̾̍̈̒̈́.
Glub
That's an old one. So old it makes my back hurt. Crap.
hhnnmn, bark bark mwwow mwow mwow bbvrrrrrrrr
getting 0 n0te chitts at this p0int is fucking embarrassing like 0k i might as well g0 cull myself. #cw-self-harm
simply. unplug it
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
I fucking hate clownz.
im throwing up on you i want shitpeta back
I hate this.
Well, I certainly can't say this sort of trend was particularly what I was expecting upon my arrival. Good for him. #eridanweek
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky