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I ShoulD PuT MyselF OuT TherE MorE TBH (LikE I Haven'T BeeN AlreadY LmaO ;3)
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
miss )(avin a battery to go taunt )(ig)(key
you 3<3r just smok3 3<3rything you'r3 gi<3n at a party in hop3s of f33ling som3thing? fuck that was too d33p, uh, i gu3ss i should show my sph3r3s on chittr now i b3t thatll fix it #nsfw #substanc3
Now, for a pict(_)re I'd REALLY consider #nsfw, it'd be this one. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Barely%20dressed.png
I'm going to steal the declaration of independence. I mean.
...SUR3LY M3 B31NG BROODY 1SN'T L1NK3D 4T 4LL TO TH1S 3GG TH3M3D HOL1D4Y R1GHT
Need t0 fl0p 0n s0me0ne like a rabbit
GOOD JOB
kneel n kiss da ring ore fuck off. #vaguepost
3GG
https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-deflect-dbz-gif-27120532
((i am currently fighting off a tummy ache and being brave about it. hope u guys like that post LMAO.))
Some of you just full on have your 8ulges out.
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qRRL1LB.png
)(ig)(key fo reel pissed rn dis glubbin beac)(
B33 < and here i thought you always had evil mode on
Nothing more jolts the morning into pleasant awareness than another message from the ever-dramatic Orphaner, declaring that my mere presence ruined his night. So let this message reach you in response. May you read it, and feel the sting of yet another mental 8low.
You have to stop at Moe's because you're Homer Simpson...
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ y☀︎u ar୧ d୧s⊹in୧d f☀︎r su☾☾୧ss ⊹☀︎day⭑ sp୧☾ifi☾ally in ⊹h୧ fi୧ld ☀︎f pr୧⊹୧ndin𝜗 y☀︎u’r୧ n☀︎⊹ ⊹ir୧d⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
gog i n33d mor3 yaoi and cocain3 #substanc3
B33 < a guy who knows what he wants in life
HTTPS://F1L3G4RD3N/4CTT5G-LGD3FO34W/NOOKG1F
T3rrifying, thank2
sighhhhhhh thinking about big hands wrapping around the waist.. #nsfw #latenightthoughts
we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
I guess I should make an intro post, huh? 🤍- She/Her, Trans Woman. Originally an Othernian troll before living on Centralis for a while due to shenanigans. Now I'm on Finality. I'll probably end up being way more social than my counterpart. 🖤- He/It, Freak Thing. Same as above except I'm not a troll anymore because that's stupid.
repeatedly refreshing the page in the hopes i hit it big. 99% of gamblers quit before they get spooked by a ghost flying across their screen.
^^i'm glad You got that i Was going for that, at least...^^
1 W4S HON3STLY HOP1NG TH4T POST WOULD B3 MOR3 CONTROV3RS14L >:/
^^^^*the cleVer creature looks at ls With big bright eYes!*^^ ^^i Will repaY Your kindness, *the fox saYs, and slinks aWaY to curl under the Warm blanket.*^^
^^oh, but this one has such a beautiful color...^^ ^^*said the fox.*^^ ^^i Wouldn't Want to take Your Warmest blanket! please let me get it for You, and then We can sWitch them around?^^
hahaha, ew! highbloods are so nasty, they are nothing but potential servants ~
G3ND3R 1SNT R34L WOM3N 4R3 JUST TH3 ON3S 1 TH1NK 4R3 HOT 4ND M3N 4R3 3V3RYON3 3LS3
^^oh im sorrY!^^ ^^*the WilY fox saYs, cleVerlY*^^ ^^this blanket Was just so beautifullY made and i'm eVer so cold...is there anY WaY i could conVince You to share...?^^
Shit, I’m terrible at these lemme see.. hmm… err.. uh
i am concerned that this might not be the best hiding spot nepeta. you should hide them somewhere more conspicuous! like up your butt. :P #nsfw #jk.
→so i came up with some sorta plan https://File.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/the%20plan.png₂
It’s Easter!! Y♡u kn♡w what that means!! <3 #♡vip♡siti♡n #nsfw
behind the scenes ;) #nsfw #puppet #video [The video is a minute or so long, with him gripping the pretty white bunny smuppet. He fucks into it, low groans coming from above as the lube spills out of the hole. He keeps going until he cums, just barely pulling out so it spills over the soft fabric curves.]
Straight up wall streeting these deals absolute Mafia bossing deals left and right
i enjoy the taste of. an olive. whether it be a black olive or a green olive. i used to not like the taste of a green olive. but then i had some that were stuffed with garlic. those are real good. have you ever had em? try em. theyre really good. surprisingly good on a salad. you should try just getting some random stuff to put in salad. broccoli is really good in there, then you dont need as much lettuce. spring onion is good too. gotta have the croutons. and also other things.
SUR3 G1RL WH4T3V3R YOU S4Y
Good morning early 8irds or l8te owls.
Oh, I pa223d 10k Kult at 2om3 point l3t2 go
Mor3 Kull for m3 yummy
B33 < sup #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6649f8240062.png
B33 < are you trying to tell me something, karcat? #vague?
☆if the main post gets fuckin like. five likes ill do it☆
☆contemplating posting a picture i took last night during the whorl of horny that overtook me. #nsfw☆
need someone to pчsh mY bчttons and plaY with mY joYstick like a vintage atari deck ;* #nsfw
♰ watching a troll sleep is like them showing their most vulnerable side to you they never know what could be coming :) ♰
When you have a kismesis but he acts like a matesprit
>+. I AM AWAKE AND PLANNING TO HURT PEOPLE .+<
gEtting rEady to hEad in to thE officE. archivEs won't archivE thEmsElvEs! wEll, somEtimEs thEy do, but i gEt stuck with stopping that. it's boring work so rEsponsEs might not slow down, but i can't guarantEE that i'll sEE your posts right off!
D --> Not a compliment, although I suppose I can empathize with why you may interpret it as such
I am quite partial to warfurrrged :333 mew~ 💖✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY MUTHAHAFUCKING BULGE AAAAHHHHH GOTTEM. #nsfw
yawnn gud mornin chittr wats upp
ooc sorry for lack of posts. will try to draw something today trust!! //
:33 < fur anyone wanting to quit mewr jobs and retreat to the woods :33 < i am meow holding classes fur woodland survival :33 < warning: you might die if mew take it and are not good at fighting wild animals with mewr bare hands.
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
:33 < yes :33 < quit and retreat to the woods
:33 < i actmewally know efurrything :33 < @lilshitpeta did a good bit :33 < but this is jot a bit :33 < ask me anything!!
im gonna start greasing you people if you keep spilling shit
Thinking emoji hashtag vagueposting
guys i throwed up the battery i ate yesterday i am winnin #gross? #winning
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
0h my g0d tr0ll brun0 mars.
uhhhh nEbulously that could bE hallowEEn??? lotta black cat imagEry.
I Do Enjoy The Hallows Eve One But Yes I Think Hiding Little Eggs Around The Caverns Will Be Rather Enjoyable For Our Current Grubs
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
Hello, We @re @bout to Touch you.. we @re fre@ky Sincerely, the Zombies
Yes The Egg And Bunny One That Is Based On The Fertility And Sex One
I Believe It Is A Human Religious Holiday Tomorrow, Which I Assume Is Rather Exciting Yes?
Time to take a nap and hopefully cure my tummy.
money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
If I flirted with you, no I didn't. Unless you're into that.
The Socratic method is perhaps my favorite way to piss people off.
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/7aVUykGDZCRyLRKCQrtrbx?si=f586155bb5ca464c_xx
☆I'll admit I have the survival instincts of a... What's something bad at surviving? Fuck. Uhh. Anyways logic goes out the window when I see a pretty woman and tbh that's going to be my end☆
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
IT’S MORALLY OKAY TO PUNCH BABIES! ESPECIALLY GIANT, CHRONOKINETIC ONES!
All pretty girls have tummy issues.
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
3833 < You should have as much fun as possible and strive to have a body that is YOURS! > 3833 < This is the story of how I found out I can plug USB cables into my ghost body... >
Is It hErEtIcAl tO hAvE sO lIttlE qUAdrAnt ExpErIEncE? I wAs spArEd thE drOnEs by chAncE bUt... I hAvE bEEn rEAdIng thE bOOk Of flUshEd lEttErs In thE clOwn scrIptUrE And Am rEAlIzIng pErhAps thE mEssIAhs wOUld smIlE mOrE mIrthfUlly UpOn mE shOUld I hAvE A trUE pArtnEr Or twO....
:33 < i furrink im dying what was that ffffuck my head. and my pants. what. oh my god. #nsfw #icame #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
B33 < cooking up something special for u guys... stay tuned B;33
"you sound paranoid" i sound #normal
WWGK)(KWJGKBN,MBV,)(BWN)(KJGLW./
i was thinking about listing my quads in my profil3 but should i lik3 updat3 hourly? what if i'm multiquaddinggggg too complicat3d ugh i'm just a girl :<
:33 < don't bully him too much :33 < he'll cum #nsfw
FUCK -ERIDANW-E-EK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw crazy that humans ar3 hoarding this whol3 mommy/daddy kink stuff lik3 wtf your human mom and human dad n3<3r t3ach you to shar3 your taboo faux inc3st f3tish? crazy i would n3<3r. #nsfw #inc3st
:33 < nepawta!! :33 < gosh that one went right offur my big ass kitty head.
B33 < im pictpurring an anomalocarisspurrite rn B33 < this is what peak purrformance could have looked like
all th3 bitch3s nam3d n3p3ta lo<3 m3 (th3r3's lik3 10 of th3m lmao)
oh wait i f33l bad about calling you bitch3s now :(
y3ah i may ha<3 l3t u catch f33lings and hit onc3 th3n st3al your wall3t but i'm a girl so that's actually r3ally cut3 of m3 and p3opl3 lo<3 wh3n i do that so mayb3 ur just w3ird #nsfw
Awooga, respectfully.
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
doing backflips right now
oh my god kitties always want inedible shit why are you like this no oil for you
Vanquish mythology Drain the well Burn the orchard Break the spell Purge the darkness As I bid farewell Forge your trail In the event of fortuity Remember grief is a fickle sickness So wear it always Wear it with love Fervent and endless The golden Argus With daughter above Proprietor of the lion's share #Lyricsposting
yeah yeah ill take jail over you getting sick
:33 < https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif
*GiveS EveryonE ReadinG ThiS A BiG SmoocH On ThE CheeK* <>
nothing like a good cup of hot oil in the morning
The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.
Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw
nothing quite like a silly contraption! they're so fun.
ok, actually, i have decided it is nap time. see you later folks!
Who would like to hear my Tragic Backstory which justifies my behaviours.
3833 < My husband keeps picking the grubs up and moving them around to piss them off. > 3833 < Maybe if they didn't want to be picked up they wouldn't be grabbing sized. > 3>8pp
:33 < subscribe to shitpeta cattalks today!!
Earlay in the mornin' https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/7637965c7a50e9979917e23a4ccaf3bcc58e6cb5.png #nsfw
Pl3a23, 2w33t 2l33p di23a23 i b3g of you tak3 m3
:33 < nepawta repurrting fur the council session!! :33 < *salutes*
-7 5houtout to girl5 with gock and gock5 with girl #n5fw 2-
for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw
Denizens of Chittr, your Perv Princess has returned. #mildnsfw
🔥🔥🔥🔥
#nsfw #osamabinladen https://i.imgur.com/bGEtBSs.jpeg
₊˚⊹♡ Torn between my desire to explore this site and sincere concern for how quickly things skew toward sexual!! I guess we can call it growing pains... ₊˚⊹♡
Pet the cat. Feed the cat. Love the cat. Give the cat your credit card details.
http2://i.ibb.co/v4Xnx1bV/imag3.png Thi2 on32 my third fav3 cau23 it2 a tribut3 tattoo for my lu2u2. 2orry my 2ick bikini i2 in th3 way #n2fw? #tit
http2://i.ibb.co/chXJBvgt/imag3.png Thi2 on3 i2 my 23cond favorit3. I thought it wa2 funny to put n3xt to my bionic arm
If I w3r3 an octopu2 all thr33 of my h3art2 would b3at for you
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whew 🇾eah this is gonna be a good night i barel🇾 remember... #substances
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease mew~ 💖✨
Im not 3v3n gonna giv3 you guy2 n3w on32. L3t2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
Word #2owi23
Do you r3ally want to 233 mor3 of m3 in h3r3??? Dont mak3 m3 br3ak out th3 2hitty pickup lin32
((OOC oh yeah i forgot to do a quick description so ill just knock this out really quick (( game over!timeline dead dave. ive kept him linear with real time so hes thirty. i more or less write dreambubble ghosts under the same general logic as godtiers i guess? aging but kind of staying as young adults. (( i really like writing ghosts and exploring dream bubble metaphysics and worldbuilding and character writing so unforch this isnt gonna be a very spicy account muns name is kanny and my characters dms are open! :peace_sign:
man smoking makes a girl tired... might pass out soon... might not... #substances
you're just trying to make me show my cock to you!! it's not gonna work!......... ..... okay it's working. fine i'll prove my size since apparently it's soooo hard to believe a girl can be a little hung :/ #nsfw
♡k finally g♡ing t♡ sleep. Pray the messiahs let me wake up with a bulge in my m♡uth!! #nsfw
W3ll, goodnight Chittr. Tim3 to not look at main for until th3 2l33p di23a23 undo32 my con2ciou2n322. 233 you all on my daymar32. DM m3 if you want or n33d m3
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
there^s no way the doggiirls diick iis that biig #nsfw
are wwe gettin judged for this fuck hal marry jane kill jake
rise¶n¶grind¶💪 https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/04/selfie.jpg
A splendid thing that my crew are all too content in taking pretty treasures and taking a cut 8etween them then. #nsfw
☆mmm. bedtime. one last horny for thr road. would love to get fucked up and fucked hard in a blunt rotation. passed around like a party favour. ... am i too much? mkisleepnow. #nsfw #substances☆
≈ Apologies, Ĩ'm just at a very human period of my life. ≈
☆good morning chittr! 0u0 #morningposting☆
I am nine foot two for anyone's earlier height curiosity.
thank you John furrr letting her know how to make her :d bigger #suggestive mew~ 💖✨
like I said 👀 if mew ever need support 👀 my dms are 👀 open. mew~ 💖✨
he could do a violence 2 me and i would just thank him like Sir Yes Sir u can just treat me like a chew toy thats a- okai w me yep shake me between ur teeth thts wat i want #nsfw im so fcking incoherent rn lmao #substance
Oh word??? That2 m3tal a2 fuck
thank you >~< all this has gotten me very worked up both emotionally and in uh other way
damn… i’m so sorry people misconstrued mewr post. if mew efurrr need someone to help you carry a burden like that it would be the least I can do for you, mew~ 💖✨
((you Are 8lithe Seryam-lalonde, A Doomed Timeline Variant Of Yourself, You Are A God-tiered Witch Of Light Yet Very Dead. You Hang Around The Dream 8u88les You Suppose, Not Much To Do While Dead. Your Quadrants Are Mostly Filled, Some Multiple Times Over. You Also Have Two Gru8s That You Would Dou8le Die For.))
i know it's a little generic sorry >_< i have some more intense ones but i get a little flustered sharing stuff.....
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gosh okay uh. breeding, making out, teasing and i like attention a lot
it¶depends¶on¶how¶the¶night¶goes¶i¶have¶two¶options¶for¶now
I would be hunted furrr sport if you people knew my kinks which may or may not be something i'm into. mew~ 💖✨
the nsfww tag really aint helpin the post harley
my face wen i havnt eatn in literal hours . . . . i forgor
might¶stab¶someone¶whos¶name¶begins¶with¶k¶tonight
3V3RY N3W QU3ST1ON M4K3S MY H34D HURTS #V4GU3
≈ Good morning, subjects. ≈ ≈ Wow, not going to get used to that one anytime soon. ≈
1 LOV3 V1S1T1NG YOU TO S33 TH3 W4LL UPD4T3S TO B3 HON3ST
Oh worm??
(( english is such an annoying language sometimes there's no single letter that makes "sh" and the phonetic symbol ʃ turns into the letter Σ in allcaps
X ((Fuck this three kids in a tench coat ass language fr fr x
2hitpo2t, hornypo2t, vagu3po2t, 3at hot chip and party
WH3N TH3Y K33P G1V1NG YOU D3T41LS 4BOUT TH3 1NC1D3NT 4ND YOU'R3 JUST TH3R3 L1K3. 😬😬😬😬
anybody lookin to buy a bilesponge and intestinalattachment? #gore & #viscera #forSale got my mitts on a set and lookin to offload them forrr some quick caegars meet me by the wafflehouse if mew’re interested, mew~ 💖✨
i love how i can look at the chat logs to pinpoint the exact 10 minute stretch of time where i must have zonked out >~<
6'6. I lo+ve them sho+rter, and I lo+ve them taller. <3
i'mm just sayinng the #cavelife is severely unnderrated. nno loud annd bright cities for mmiles, nnothinng but the woods annd rocks annd shit onnly downnside is food delivery gets lost onn their way here mmore thann it should so i always have to go finnd the delivery schmmuck mmyself
bornn inn a test tube live inn a cave fuckinn annd truckinn is all that i crave #nnsfw
if i changed my name id be chad if anyone cares #chad
iiiiif u r the guy wh✮s car i like t✮tally hit peeling ✮ut ✮f the grubmart. sry.ᐟ i haaaaaad t✮ like n✮t be there. after i hit y✮u and all.
DIBS!!! *dives onto the stage like a wild animal and starts shaking the mic around in my meowth trying to get at its sweet sweet wiremeat* mew~ 💖✨
Y◯◯uuu wȺȺnnȺ be Ⱥ g◯◯d kiii††y f◯r me? †hen ♒︎♒︎Purr♒︎♒︎ bi†ch
I THOUGHT TAKING 2 12 INCHERS UP THE NOOK WOULD PREPARE ME TO TAKE 20!!! IT DID NOT!!! !!! BUT I ENJOYED THAT SHIT ANYWAYS !!! SHOUTOUT TO !!! @SUFFERINGSTARGAZER AND @FOAMINGJESTER !!! #NSFW
wWw hanging out w my girlzz izz juzzt what i needed after all thizz controverzzy love yall xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/04/gang.png wWw
makgin my pokemon team if i was a trainer but its 5 skitties and a mr mime
dont matter how tall.iam so long as i can reach the slots arm. LOL!
fuck i forgot i liked music one of my classic dave traits jesus i havent even opened garageband for like actual years what the fuck have i been doing
1m 10 t0nz 0f pure man and 5 0uncez 0f ha1rzpray 20 feet tall at LEAzT
oh by the way I'm like 6' tall alphys has been gradually increasing the length of my legs I think she just likes the height difference and shade my intimewdating stature prrrovides mew~ 💖✨
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
I can co+nfirm this.
i'm literally a normal and average height, I think all of you are just tall and it's skewing your perspective
WHY H4V3 1 4WOK3N FROM MY N4P W1TH C4S3Y TO TW3NTY TWO NOT1F1C4T1ONS
I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<
>+. 9'6", HORNLESS .+<
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
id pay for that in a platonic way
If I were a lesser troll, I'd say "I told you so."
BEEN-@-WH!LE-Z!NCE-!VE-T@KEN-@-N!CE-P!CTURE-OF-MYZELF HTTPZ://!.!BB.CO/0VJN7QQK/RYTH!@-WOOO.PNG
https://i.postimg.cc/N0wgBCQ2/image-2026-04-04-031835468.png none a you saw anyone post boat #eridanweek 2nite is that understood
touches the ground something terrible happened here #eridanweek
(( so fun fact, making chchow on here was what motivated me to actually do a colored drawing of her, i only had rough concepts before. check out her OG doodle tho https://iili.io/BxvW5g9.png
>+. I RECENTLY TOOK ON SHE/HER PRONOUNS .+<
X Anyway I’m back on my bullshit, anyone miss me while I was gone? (It’s okay to say yes, I missed u too random reader) x
People on this website are transitioning their genders. I transitioned my Entity long ago. ▼
!!! UPDATE I'M STILL AWAKE !!! BUT SLEEPING SOUNDS REAL MOTHERFUCKIN NICE RIGHT NOW!!!
Mwah. <3 (art: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1532707/complete?cd=DzIxN4XSQV) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba419b440482.png
deltarune has no right to be this funny but it is and thats awsome
A ♡rgy with all g♡ld bl♡♡ds s♡unds like a g♡♡d idea rn.. #nsfw
Really wish I was getting my internal components worked on by somebody strong yet gentle rn #vaguepost #nsfw #wireplay mew~ 💖✨
i DON'T KNOW, wHAT THIS MEANS,
xx_originally?_unsexy_keepsies._but_i_cant_really_help_myselffff_when_some_of_these_trolls_are_looking_like_prey_EEK!!!_xx
hhghfhffff #vaguepost #nsfw
🌲f◉^◉rg◉^◉t t◉^◉ send this ph◉^◉t◉^◉ ◉^◉f me,,,,,, m◉^◉re s◉^◉n,,,,,, https://i,,,p◉^◉stimg,,,cc/RhdK9nrn/IMG-0823,,,gif🌲
xx_uhmmmm_can_i_b_honest_about_somethinggggg?_its_kind_of_cuter_when_a_boy_is_NOT_actually_cute_<_<;_>_>;_but_u_didnt_hear_that_from_me......_xx
xx_eek!!_ok_chainz_and_cagez_and_stuff_r_SUCH_a_necessary_purchase_now_@-@_xx
₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
sommethinng sommethinng boobs inn mmy face please i donnt knnow its beenn a lonng wipe #nnsfw but barely
₍^. .^₎⟆ Got that #theythembulge and #theythemnook #nssfw~
oh gog this link is so obnoxiously long. prEtEnd it isn't! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmEnts/1383881903886700637/1489867321337053314/imagE0.jpg?Ex=69d1fa91&is=69d0a911&hm=dEcf5fbb7854160519cd750f826946c74016E2105a4d1af2c647dE2c05ff4060&
^^ My spheres are big because my blood pusher is big, by the way. I literally can't be bad. ^^
its show me your pages saturday
B33 < purresently taking applications fur bedtime cuddle partner B33 < no guarant33 of anyathing except you will get bitten and my t33th are SHARP B33 < you get 3 watpurr breaks a night
xx_so_liek_where_do_u_like_buy_troll_sized_cages_o3o_asking_for_my_me_xx
The humidity needs to die. I wanna sleep! Why do you make my bones angry! Maybe I just need a person pillow. That would help.
It's my birthday!! https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/birthday%20markl.png
I've been busy. Yo+u'll be seeing mo+re o+f me so+o+n, I pro+mise.
She sho+uld co+me play with us so+metime, then. #nsfw
xx_oh_em_gee_i_should_follow_moar_peeble..._LIEK_THIS!!!_AND_I_WILL_(maybe)_FOLLOW_U!!_if_i_think_u_are_FUN_AND_CUTE_ENOUGH_>:3_xx
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
// Almost forgot this existed, and Lucier would NEVER post this ever in a million years. Very nsfw picture. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/57094636159b5742c1af0327824c0200/7f55500aaf4c97a9-77/s1280x1920/45e8be9be5dd35c68df2370a94785ce81c401410.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA SHOTGUN CRYSTALIZED SOPOR DOWN MY THROAT AND THEN BLOW SMOKE RINGS ON MY BULGE? #nsfw
(#NSFW #phoOoOotoOoOo #boOoOooOoOoty hoOoOope u loOoOove the tat moOoOotherfuckers just doOoOont be stupid oOoOobvi https://f2.toOoOoyhoOoOou.se/file/f2-toOoOoyhoOoOou-se/images/117803673_2nh8pknrTrtACE7.png)>
oh yEah i mEant to do that pokEmon tEam thing EarliEr
don't know what's got you #girl pawsting all night but I absolutely respect it, keep up the good work soldier mew~ 💖✨
mOO #GIRL
Being a purple bl♡♡d kinda sucks bulge s♡metimes..and in b♡th ways #suggestive
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL EVER BE CHEWING GUM AND BLOWING BUBBLES AND SHIT AND WHEN THE BUBBLE POPS AND YOU CHEWING THAHAT SHIT BACK UP IT FEELS LIKE THE FATTY PART OF A STEAK? I FUCK WITH THAHAT.
xx_sometimes_i_feel_like_i_dont_fit_in_wherever_i_go_bc_im_a_clownnn_and_i_like_all_da_murdurrrr_but_i_party_with_lowbloods_and_dont_like_da_holy_paintttt_>~<_xx
1t 1s 4 good th1ng 1 m1ss3d wh4t s33ms l1k3 4 sh1t #3r1d4nW33k d4y.
✝+ Priest attire is great, until it isn't. It's very hot. +✝
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL KNOW THAHAT THING OLIVEBLOODS DO WHEN THEY ARCH THEIR BACK REAL DEEP LIKE THEY STRETCHING AND SHIT? I'M FOLDING IMMEDIATELY. #nsfw
zomg,,,,,,,, im so swoon rn sighhhhh SIGHHH,,, boy,, #nsfw
how do I politely and respectfully tell someowne I don't want the kinda commitment that possession entails and it's not just like stealing a car forrr a joyride #vagueposting #nsfw ish mew~ 💖✨
why do i havE fElinE invadEr from mEwgEnics firmly lodgEd in my hEad...?
I will use this applicatio+n webbed site to+ share recipes. :-)
it says a lot about society that saying someone is bad or saying someone is good in the right context produces the same result: a flushed face and a lot of stammering. #nsfw
(( OOC intro time! This character will likely post nsfw, nsfwe, violence, gore, vagueposting, vent, and perhaps substance. He can be quite flirtatious, even if he already has that quadrant filled. Has a tough time truly opening up to others. Backstory: In short, this guy survived an accident that killed his former moirail’s (hollowGlycol) matesprit and now he lives with that guilt. They're gonna vaguepost about each other occasionally. ))
꩜This is #clamurpostinG. My rumblespheres bounce when I walK.꩜
B33c < two billion kitty kisses combo attack?
What... the fuck is a "goth mommy"- And... why am I called one- #NSFW
gETTING YURI MARRIED!!!! #GIRL
⚞₍^ Ztill a bit zhy ฅn zhฅwing my face httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117800858_gz3JzdTaVIdMxF6.png ^₎⚟⟆
I like to unwind after a busy day with a #book.
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
goodddd i wish i had a big burly guy with nubby horns and an eyepatch to pull on my wiresssssuhhhhhh #nsfw
⚞₍^ Hฅpe yฅu didn't wait tฅฅ lฅng httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117800862_aXzZD5XVT1D3mtR.png ^₎⚟⟆
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
B33 < yknow people get really up in arms about theoretically milking edible things out of a creature B33 < but im just saying id way rathpurr my chocolate came furom a creature than how they used to make it on old earth
GOOT AA NOONBIINAARY HOORSEE OON THEE RAANCH,, PROONOOUUNS AAREE NEEIIGH//THEEM
>+. UPDATE; STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN UP TO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIONS .+<
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
need s♡me♡ne t♡ t♡rture t♡n1ght, my usual freak 1sn't ar♡und!!! ugh!!! >m< #g♡re(???)
if murderers were funny id hang
well good luck with your future killer stomach ache
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
(yoOoOo whoOoOo the fuck gave all these moOoOotherfuckers hoOoOorny pills oOoOor soOoOome shit doOoOont get me wroOoOong im all foOoOor this chaoOoOos but this aint a natural chaoOoOos :0?)>
♡h t♡ be fucked silly..what a dream.. I miss my mate..<\3 #nsfw
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
#nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore what if we pailed and you killed me after? turn me back into a ghost
I need meat in my m♡uth rn.. #nsfw #iwantmeat
never gonna believe this update: leg still hurts
i need someone to indulge in my oral fixation #nsfw
#nsfwe #nsfw #cnc #prey i need to be hunted down and used
I can be trusted with candy.
:33 < not to be a snooty hipster or nothing… :33 < but i find myself craving meat than i do sw33ts! :33 < its an uphill battle to get it trending… :33 < but id like to show some support for #iwantmeat! #cravingmeat #bigjuicymeats :OO~
I BE WATCHING PORN IN PUBLIC AT !!! FULL VOLUME !!! #NSFW #NOSHAME
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
thinking about a highblood slipping something in my tea and using my throat #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
A candid photograph of Itchibold and myself having a polite conversation by the stairs. https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Conversation_on_the_stairs.png
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
xx_im_liek_so_cyoooot_fr_fr_>w<_xx https://iili.io/BxEAThu.png_xx
giggling n kicking my feet like "lmao hes talkin abt meeeee <3" im so cooked bruh #vaguepost
https://i.postimg.cc/PqT8c9jC/Untitled228-20260403234705.png NIGHT IS GOING GOOD!!!
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
IN MY HIVE AIRING EVERYTHING OUT!!! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN!!! AND DOORS UNLOCKED!!! DEFINITELY NOT AN #INVITATION OR ANYTHING!!! #NSFW
You~ Guys~ Are~ Out~ Here~ Doing~ Drugs~ While~ I'm~ Out~ Here~ Also~ Doing~ Drugs~ Except~ My~ Drugs~ Are~ Significantly~ Better~ Than~ Yours.~ #substance~
I'll drink your blood and eat your flesh. #gore #nsfw https://i.pinimg.com/736x/03/b4/b9/03b4b9878ffdf605b2912af67fda57ac.jpg
I’m actually g♡nna g♡ take a G♡♡D drug. Instead ♡f whatever y♡u l♡sers are taking. Brb #substance
I deserve a treat tonight. Like nightshade tea.
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
=================== THE CAPTAIN'S DEVICE HAS FALLEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. =================== #iwantcandy
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/11/74/8c11741bf22b1da853b54a4668de7c9c.jpg
>+. THE LOSER GUY IN BABY STEPS IS KINDA CUTE NGL .+<
Going to the club to scope out my next victim. #violence #gore #nsfw ish
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
1'm prob4bly so much b3tt3r th4n you 4t v1d3o g4m3z. >8]
Yes, which is beautiful and is the spice o+f life.
If my husband is made of different parts from corpses, does it count as necrophilia when we consummate our marriage? #necrophilia #nsfwe #nsfw #deadmanhusband
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
mmy conntributionn to #fishinngfriday https://squidgeimmages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.comm/2026/04/03/Unntitled447_20260403204201.pnng #nnsfw (nnonn-sexual nnudity) i didnnt wannt to get mmy clothes wet edit: #gore also there is blood here. annimmal blood NNOT mminne
:33 < ermmm :33 < my followers! first of all i hope you are well hi :DD :33 < but!! ummm :33 < whats wrong with #eridanw33k?? :33 < last time there was a fun exhibition strife match no? and we all had fun? :33 < what could pawsibly be going wrong? :33 < i guess please stay safe my followers! :33 < and subscribe for more kittypuns and observations ;33
"You look so much like your mother". Thanks, I stole her face.
With people inside? Be still, my heart.
ok im definitely aliveish now doing the wheel of fate thing for art good luck to all of you
Wise words. I'd lay down my brother's life for you.
#complaininghours jeff the killer was rude to me and for no reason
I have not. I shall look into it this instant.
#ImNotComing to #eridanweek (for today at least mew~ 💖✨
-7 Olive6lood5 are #cute, way cuter than other low6lood5 I think 2-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHALLELUJAH.
-EUGW
OMC OMC OMC! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
(damn sis didnt even get toOoOo feed em a lil fly wtf thanks foOoOor noOoOot killin em thoOoOo theyre great pest coOoOontroOoOol foOoOor treehives like mine)>
hey boy wanna check out my knife collection? wanna watch a scary movie with me? wanna make out instead of watching the movie? wanna use those knives on me? ???? ? /? pretty please?? #nsfw #nsfwe #blade #violence #blood
omfeghee... i slept 4 liek 1 trillion hourz.. xP
(=\>.</=) Think Chittr got 20% cooler the second I made an account.
I have no reason to believe you can't! While it is not nearly the same I have aged and gained weight since becoming me and I know you have aged as well Dsprite and so I am forced to come to the conclusion that physical changes can be caused by external factors!
(can i just say my oOoOown he/him tiddies be pretty fuckin boOoOouncy toOoOoday if oOoOonly there was a big stroOoOong cloOoOown toOoOo hoOoOold them steady foOoOor me @foOoOoamingJester)>
Are we really doing trickster stuff?.. I don't think that candy would even work on me. I'm already prone to bouts of mania. 🙄
(=\>.</=) Anofurr plane has hit the towers.
AnyonE WannA MakE OuT WhilE I MakE PSAs PleasE ;3
Thank you for this. I am going to build an army of friends.
#nsfw I like spicy c0ntent!! Spicy can mean M0RE than just er0tic ^m^
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME. STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL BE CULLED. THAHAT OLIVEBLOOD NOOKIE FEELING LIKE BISCOFF BUTTER. YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT? ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT. IF I HAHAD A CAEGER FOR EVERY TIME THEY SAID I GAVE A SHIT I'D BE BROKE CUZ I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I PLAY BALL SO HAHARD THEY CALL ME NUTSACK. I'M SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT. #nsfw
good morning everypony today i'll be trying to backread my following feed again and inevitably have to open one of the talky scratches posts in a new tab so i dont lose my place
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
Tired. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/30/01/4a/30014ae5d7b00c9866241e5cc701042e.jpg
Would my matesprit hunt me down if I yielded to curiosity and accepted the invit8tion? #iwantcandy
The look of a man who HATES you. maybe one day I'll do a fully rendered fullbody of this loser, but that will not be today. https://i.imgur.com/7vddtpw.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BULGE TOO FAT, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, MY GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT YOUR KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAHAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
◥▶◀◤ —> Why lick that sucker when I could have you? #nsfw
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just a normal, human man.
⚞₍^ I gฅt the earz httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117787949_JMฅOA5ZVnW5Chbq.png ^₎⚟⟆
The one thing I miss about living at home is having a brother at my disposal to run experiments on.
TH3 ZOOM1NG HOURS 4R3 UPON US
wistful sigh. if ꥟nly i had s꥟me꥟ne t꥟ watch me undress while they sit and wait in suspense. #nsfw
<-#ey c#ittr! decided to grace you all wit# my beautiful presence, #ope you enjoy! #ttps://f2.toy#ou.se/file/f2-toy#ou-se/images/117788033_z0fNr9olS33fc32.png
((FREAK: DRAWN. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484101172569833563/1489776386141982811/Screenshot_20260403_195640_ibisPaint_X.jpg?ex=69d1a5e1&is=69d05461&hm=53a82ecbcfffdc8d5bcd2a1fda67f72512553122eeb7adcf51079890f449e65f&animated=true ))
Y34H 1'M NOT GO1NG TO TH3 #1W4NTC4NDY 3V3NT BUT UH. GOOD LUCK 1 GU3SS? DON'T D13, 1F YOU N33D M3 TO S3ND YOU 4 GRUB3R TO COM3 G3T YOU JUST T4G M3
I will have nightmares about this for years.
The only sexual gratification I have ever felt was during a dissection. #nsfw #gore
hh
We all know my true pitch. Is Superman.
Yes, Kitty is beloved by all. Thank you for your support.
To discourage anyone asking; yes, I am allergic to color. I break out into hives and it feels like the worst thing imaginable; Heaven.
quadrants are overrated i have my games and music and my sword
I have been lurking for a moment on this strange site and have come to the conclusion that I am surrounded by murderers, clowns, crooks, etc. I have found myself home.
-7 Waitin for a girl at a gru65la5her, what are 5ome #grl #Pickupline5? #n5fw 2-
I feel morally o8lig8ted to follow my teamm8tes from SGRU8, regardless of my personal opinions of them. If I don't have their 8acks, who does? # 8eforan Solidarity # Reluctant Loyalty
I was to+ld it was o+kay to+ share a po+rtrait called a "selfie" o+f myself. :-) https://64.media.tumblr.co+m/c7fd98fd0+baaa5a7a2690+7a981dcda2c/6e10+4dae6791b8b5-0+4/s1280+x1920+/b5e0+a9bb2f4f50+da8d0+ed74ad672c522c8abc37c.png
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
i will NAWT b attending #eridanweek 2nite i hav OTHERRRRR planssss........ #nsfw #vaguepost
Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! #imgoing #eridanweek #w)(ocares?
I need someone to toss me around like a ragdoll. #nsfw
Is There A Point To Asking If My Horns Are Sensitive? I Feel There Is An Underlying Tone But I Cannot Decipher It For The Life Of Me. I Was Under The Impression That All Horns Were Sensitive. #nsfw Ish
(The woes of not showing up to see this #eridanweek because jack would never willingly go near there)
After yesterday's evvents I havve a newwfound appreciation for yaoi.
RIGHT??? Mew'll never guess where I found this body :333 mew~ 💖✨
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
I #LOWKEY NEED TO BE SCRATCHED AND BITTEN AND MARKED UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW. #NSFW
-7 5uch an evil world... 2-
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 rainy night <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90345eb6bb88.png
B33 < heading to a sl33pover at nepetas B33 < huge chance the whole thing will devolve into endless meowing halfway through
[AC is busy. Status: F33ding these fish explosives.] #fishingfriday #offline
44444 SH3'S SO CUT3!!! TH4NK YOU @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 BLURRY PHOTO OF C4S3Y TH3 S4L4M4ND3R]
I got nothing.
Anyways. After a day or so of being here shitposting, I guess I could introduce myself. Kris, Lord of Doom, more or less at your service. I am well-pleased to have a place to post every stupid thought that comes to mind.
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? ▼
COW4RD1C3
R1T3 OF P4SS4G3
M4YB3 3V3N K1CK1NG 4ND SCR34M1NG
TRULY W3 4LL COM3 1NTO TH1S W3BS1T3 Y3LLOW
~the sun is burning me alive but check out this #bigassfish happy #fishingfriday https://files.catbox.moe/u97bnv.png
-7 http5://file.garden/ZjWe5X6kUx6jUmEk/ima54333ge.png 2-
<3-https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c12290b36bb.png
Fuck me. #fishingfriday
so i'm looking at my game collection, and i'm thinking... wow, all the people who worked on these are like, super gone now. and that's pretty depressing, but... what's stopping me from getting better at coding and just taking over? my kingdom hearts fan fiction can finally become real.
gonna throw it back 2 unwrriten #feeltherainonurskin
I Don't Have A Rod To Fish With, But I Have An Idea. #fishingfriday
First things first. I am kno+wn as The Do+lo+ro+sa; Ro+sa is just fine. I want to+ pro+perly intro+duce myself since it seems I'm being pulled away quite quickly. Greetings, I ho+pe we all get alo+ng well.
-7 Girl5.... #longing #vaguepo5ting 2-
I am literally a hag 0f the w00ds I am unempl0yed I literally d0 n0t have any m0ney t0 give y0u
Given the gold8loods that *I* know? A little 8it.
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)
never let your enemies know your next move #kissthem
@motherlyGrief Mother Rosa. . . .?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fafb3c23237c.gif
I have to admit, this we8site wasn't exactly what I was expecting it to 8e. I mean, it certainly is no 8u88lr, 8ut 8y this point it's 8ecome such a cesspool of 8ot accounts orchestrated to scam for 8oondollars it might as well 8e a more favora8le alternative. At least it has a generous character limit this time around, as I find that anything less than a 500 character limit to 8e practically o8scene. Although, I have some dou8ts as to its longevity. It seems like every day in the dream 8u88les there's some new kind of social media platform for ghosts dying and 8eing created. I guess that's what happens when dead young adults with infinite time eventually learn to code... Oh, right. This is my first post. Greetings and salut8tions.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f you're mean to me th!s !sss who you're be!ng mean to by the way~ ∧ ,,, ∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ~
thinkin abt getting absolutely obliterated on a purple bulge rn #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ *the loyal fan bluSshes and acceptss the wet g!ft w!th purr!ng grat!tude*~
thank you shitpeta!
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t !f you k!sss me !s !t yao! or yur!?~
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh? What'sSs th!sSs about #!wantcandy? K!tty wants !n :3~
i- uh.. i'll 8e dammned. that gold8looded 8itch can 8ite. we did NOT fight. #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6726.png
<body> ** you wish. you fucking wish you were me. ((art by my gf)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/246e0b1fd853.png </body>
#fishingFriday Mew know what they say; Give a man a fish, and mew'll feed him furrr a day But give a fish a man, and she'll stab him to death with her spears because she is a lesbian fish, mew~ 💖✨
Time for Big Bruno, Big Bertha's brother. We still don't talk about him. #fishingfriday https://jahaziproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/blastfishing.webp
:33 < Like if you like pussies (cats obviously :33)
Aha, yeah that'll work out just fine
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mew blush !s a compl!ment !tself!~
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! sSsee the sSSSs!ze !ss equal to how loyal ! am, you are ssmart and powerful~
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
I need her t♡ rub my n♡♡k s♡ bad.. #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ *the loyal fan purrss w!th del!ght at the amaz!ng g!ft although a l!ttle Ssurpr!sssed by the s!ze of the pen* Thank mew sSSo much~
All of the Jorker's followers. Are fools. 🦇 #nemesis #notsexual #platonichate
:33 < guess pokemon has a new fan now
5H1T 1 H0P3 TH15 W0RK5 1 W4NT Y0 5J0W 0FF MY T4T5 HTTP5://188.C0/DW6ZKCP5
:33 < The more pussies the better @hollywoodGodhead :3333
Fuck. I'm getting a bad grade in Batman.
:33 < You can try this pussy cat if you want~ Meow :3
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DID YOU KNOW? FISH HAVE SOULS AND RELIGION, AND WHEN YOU CATCH ONE IT GOES TO HELL WHEN IT DIES! DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT THOUGH, FISH HELL IS WAY MORE FUN THAN FISH HEAVEN!
4nyon3 got 4ny mor3 3n3rgy dr1nkz to sp4r3 my w4y? >8]
1m s0 h1gh 4nd h3 1s m4k1ng m3 3m0t10n4l s0 cut3... #subst4nc3s https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/62082333374073120f94f7736c994482.jpg
I'll bring extra dynamite for everyone. #fishingfriday
FUck. Th1s 1s 4ll 1m g0nn4 p0st n0w. 1 l0v3 th3m. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/0p0ssumnumb3r200.jpg
B33 < man i could use one right about meow
Both, then.
Too hot.. melt... #millerverse #noir
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who says pupp!esSss and k!tt!es can't k!sSssS somet!me?~
th1s 4nd s0m3 m1nd h0n3y https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Unt1tl3d.jpg
I'll have to put that to the test
:33 < Best pussy always comes from pussycats:333
t3h tr3nd 1s m3 b3cuz 1 s41d s0 4nd 1 l1k3 m3
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
I shit talked all of these horrid Creepy Pastas just to summon them.
oh no, looks likE i'vE got no choicE but to pEt thE kitty...
fuck yeah girl
men should be in the kitchen and woman drinking a beer on the couch #substances
(( guys i think I'm stupid after role-playing a clown for so long and literally editing the community clown Bible i looked up with mirth and mirthful meant thinking it meant vindictive and malicious for so long It means joyful How tf did i Mandela effect that other definition into my head smhhhhhh
Yes my darling it is precisely playtime! Let us spread catnip on the floor and roll around in it in ecstatic bliss.
bleh bleh bleh i vant to suck your penis #nsfw
▲so should i steal Lyneras photo collection, I feel like after yestereve it just makes sense to, maybe post a couple of them▼
I’m just waking up from an awesome dream fuck me for waking up fuck you Vriska for waking up!!!!!!!!
reallly misssing my matesprrrit rn if you couldn't telll... mew~ 💖✨
wish she were here to stack donuts on it... mew~ 💖✨ #nsfw ish mew~ 💖✨
#pissing in the bathroom at #eridanweek and gogdamn is my engine purring loud as FUCK. I'm sweaty and cofurrred in oils of varying smoke points it smells like a fuckin hibachi in here. I really hope nobody noticed my bulge tenting my skirt the whole time, I was right next to rankmaid and the prrresident AND the newscaster if that's obvious in any of the photos they took I'm gonna DI3 #butNotActually #cuzImmaGhostInARobot #😸 #😽 mew~ 💖✨
okay, admittedly, i did kind of sign up here in the middle of the night. so i am going to scoot my ass off to bed. rest well or good morning everyone!
ao3 madmewmew/muffet slowburn enemies_to_lovers extortion coercion dubcon shibari #😸 #🔞❗ mew~ 💖✨
1. 4h3m. 1 do not know 1f 1 h4v3 st4nd1ng, but 1 would lov3 to court you. #nsfw
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
Swo+o+n.
I Got One More Line! This Is For You @araneaserket ! are You A Washing Machine? Because I Want To Put A Dirty Load In You. #nsfw
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
Looking to inject your SQL into my application layer? Don't worry, My backend's sanitized. #pickupline ? #nsfw
I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
Are You My Homework? Because I’m Not Doing You Right Now, But I Should Be. #nsfw
ARE YOU MY MATESPRIT? CAUSE I WANT YOU. TO BE MY MATESPRIT. #AMIGETTINGTHISRIGHT?
1 c4n b3 your f4vor1t3 l3g3nd4ry mount. #nsfw
Hm.
4r3 you th3 f5 k3y??? b3c4us3 th4t 4ss 1s so r3fr3sh1ng. #nsfw
your body 1s l1k3 4n op3n world th4t 1 would n3v3r stop 3xplor1ng. #nsfw
As Long As I Have A Face, You Have A Place To Sit. #nsfw
You’re Like A Beautiful Painting: I’d Love To Have You Pinned Against My Wall. #nsfw
hi. are you a trammpolinne. because i really wannnna be bounncinn onn you #nnsfw
i promise i dont bite... unless you want me to #nsfw
If I Told You That You Had A Nice Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? #nsfw
L3t'2 play carp3nt3r. Fir2t w3'll g3t hamm3r3d and th3n ill nail you #n2fw
I Don’t Need A Spoonful Of Sugar To Swallow You. #nsfw
Are You Medusa? Because You Make Me Rock Hard. #nsfw
If You’re Feeling Down, I Can Feel You Up #nsfw
I Wish You Were A Door So I Could Slam You All Day Long. #nsfw
Ar3 you an arch3ologi2t? Cau23 I got a bon3 for you to 3xamin3 #n2fw
I’m Like A Snowstorm: I’ll Give You 8-10 Inches And We Won’t Leave The House For Days. #heavilynsfw #nsfw
swooning. sighing. staring at my phone screen. waiting. #nsfw #vaguepost
I Hope You Can Remember My Name Because You’ll Be Screaming It Later. #nsfw
▲got back to the cloister, but I'm pretty sure everyone's asleep▼ ▲wonder if i keep up being on a different schedule if I'll end up with less work, guess I'll find out▼
I Would Absolutely Love To Swap Bodily Fluids With You. #nsfw
Let Us Let Only Latex Stand Between Our Love. #nsfw
You're So Hot, My Zipper Is Falling For You.
L3t'2 play Troll Titanic. You b3 th3 Titanic and ill 2ma2h th3 fuck out of you #n2fw
Let's Make Like A Bunny And Procreate At An Alarmingly Rapid Pace. #nsfw
Aside From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living? #nsfw
#lyricsPosting Like the legend of the penis, uh- FUCK I FUCK3D IT UP GIMMM3 A DO-OV3R
For Some Reason, I Was Feeling A Little Off Today. But When You Came Along, You Definitely Turned Me On.
haha funny number https://i.imgur.com/cFnfvJv.png
pick up lines im bad at those hey boy do you like weird bitches with fat asses hey hello let me bounce on it thx #nsfw
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
[|||] is chittr doing pickup lines tonight??? cheeeeeesy as fuck but also awesome lmao
Hello, I’m A Thief, And I’m Here To Steal Your Heart.
You got a mirror in your pock3t? Cau23 I can 233 my23lf in your pant2 #n2fw?
cant believe im cryne over a MAN rn drunk asl heres a tip for yall never fall in love with some1 cuz everything u love will b ripped away from u :))) <3
supposed to be sleepinn but i'mm sooo hunngry i could eat a <.< >.> (whisperinng) horse
tripping over my own two feet, stuttering, sweating, panting for a taste of that #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ PreSssssesss my paws on your face!~
m so drunk n knowling ikm making bad choices haha.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh to be a l!ttle s!lly troll on your lap rece!v!ng pets~
suddenly having SUCH a fixation for gym rat himbos geeze i wonder where tf that could have possibly come from MAN i wonder #nsfw #vaguepost
--E hhh. It's so boring in my empty fucking hive. Anything cool going on or anyone interesting I can do? #nsfw
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
Whew… I Thought He Was Going To See Right Through Me… The Stronk Blue Men Are No Match For Me. >:-)
I Have Written A Song About The Woes Of Group Meowing In A Dog Eat Cat World, And Also My Friends The Horses And The Spidermoth Beast. I Will Not Be Sharing It With Any Of You.
you cod say meowrcy t)(o w)(ic)( is a fun pun
alrite u bitches im fukin tired so im goin to sleep ;o seeya hoes <3 ;P
s)(rimperestin
Idi nkt recommecd tge slimd to jjmans tho... I tjink if I wanst hodtier this would putn me ninto a coma. #slimeposting #substances
Okay. I need to put this down and get in the slime.
Another Bop For Those #freaks #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/38yqkz2ovyauelwqvhvl2i?si=mifjnoxls2eiwtu7-vyuzw&pi=fa0qfhuasdecn
guys yaois r reel....
You are welcome, Citizen.
They killed that guy! #supervagueposting
Pot of greed lets me draw two additional cards from my deck.
:33 < how to get human purregnant sp33drun purregnant% glitchless
Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
i wont be surprised if this sets off another bout of horny posting after its over. #nsfw
I finalLY decidED TO joIN thIS platfoRM! QuiTE excitED!
writing your fave birthing Ssso many eggSss and you cant Ssstop me
NOW TH3 PURRR3SID3NT IS USING M3 AS AN (IN)HUMAN SHI3LD TO PROT3CT HIMS3LF I'MMM SO HONOR333DDD mew~ 💖✨
Sssevere lack of #manboobSss being poSssted
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // FEDRIK x READER // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got chewed t'tangy little tiny bits and chunks by His Honorable Tyranny for tempt of court! Oh noooo!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The VVar Council shoulda ended hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? It took a few moments fer it t'really click with ewe what this was even about...'n the thought got dismissed. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FEDRIK's calloused hands passed over ya in metered measures...examining for scrapes, bruises...Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as he suddenly seizes Y/C's arm 'n tugs it forward tighter than a clobberin' fist 'o righteousness he'd drive into th'enemy...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The GREAT FRIGHT who once towered like a one man rovin' fortress on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing armor gone from a monument to a frame. He becomes a livin' study in contradiction. His height no longer a weapon or a shield, but a length 'o limb folded neatly beneath him. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "CHROHM'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW," FEDRIK's hulking vigilance subsided and softened for just a moment. His frame, considerably larger than Y/C, felt as though it vanished the moment he knelt so gingerly in front of ewe. The sheer wall 'o his presences done up 'n collapsed inward on itself. "YOUR TACTICAL MIND WORKS TIRELESSLY...BUT SO DOES THAT OF OUR ENEMIES. YOU CANNOT DENY YOURSELF THE REPRIEVE OF REST. THEY WILL SEIZE IT. AND CAPTURE IT. AND PREY UPON YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS TO ENSURE THAT IT IS YOUR LAST." There was a possessiveness t'the way he cradled you in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on ewe fer even a moment... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, FEDRIK. You can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the SHEPHURTS. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any SHEPHURTLER. Gentler hands should stir these waters." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's leg wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of royal-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer head. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "ARE YOU SAYING I PROVIDE SUBPAR CARE TO Y/C??? I RESENT THAT IMPLICATION. I COULD BE...GENTLER WITH THIS...WEAVING RIVER." ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < CHROHM laughed. "You could stand to be. Yes." Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o princely brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a GREAT FRIGHT'S crotch as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'sweat-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder...CHROHM's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. FERDIK goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT...WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT CHANGING INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? BY HAND? A GREAT FRIGHT OF THE SHEPHURTS WHO CANNOT HANDLE EVEN THIS IS HARDLY WORTH HIS BRINE FLAKES!!! BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A VIOLET SO INDELICATELY PAMPERED TO UNDERSTAND THAT." Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'FEDRIK or t'CHROHM...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o hatred wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P2/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #FEDRIKxREADER #QUADMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles
Oh, thank god. Shitpeta's not NORMAL anymore.
_(°:з」∠)_ #omgroxselfieeeee https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1634.jpeg
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
adding Barak Trollbama to my Ssship liSsst
when the fuck iSss #yaoiweek????
shitpeta my queen hey
if ur at that eridanwhateverweek i am currently wrtiting a fic of you and Sssome rando nexr to you kiSssSssing and maybe. other thingSss ;)
directing fucking sucks what do you mean i have to pay attention to things what the fuck
no time for melon. have we conSssidered... Lemon. #iykyk
heh yea i read bookSss...and by bookSss i mean hot yaoi ficSss xp
thereSss a SsseriouSss femboy drought :((( thiSss iSss Ssso Sssad!!1!1!!! #receSssSssionindicator
thiz iz my *amazing* oc her name iz aleeya therea zhe never zhowz her zign and zhe wearz *all* of the forbidden colorz yez even fuzchia u can never guezz her true blood color lolz oh and zhe haz lotz of powerz zhe can uze magic to heal and zhe can move thingz with her mind :o yayayaayayaayayyay httpz://i.ibb.co/rgkcpzm9/2026-04-03-00z-kleki.png
I'd say I'm #ImComing to #eridanweek but I just #Came what the fuck am I supposed to do now #😺 mew~ 💖✨
Seafood Is Desperately Trying To Find A Spot On The Menu Tonight.
That's nothing. I saw someone pull the ten trillion catgirl attack once. Never got over it.
Did you know? I have no OOC, my character is me /joke
((~150 users atm christ. Everyone is crawling out of the woodwork lmao))
i lob drawing nomell https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screenshot%202026-04-02%20141428.png
There's too many week long events. What happened to just one day? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
#nothingweek I’m nobody for nothing. /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
Thanks fxr 1000 Kvll. Here is sxme spheres and bvlge as a reward. #NSFW #BVLGE-NXXK #SPHERES [Belxw there is an image xf Andrah kxmpletely in the nvde. Bxth her breasts, and the large lime green tentakle-like appendage emerging frxm her krxtkh, xn fvll display. She smirks dxwn at the kamera in the image. The angle being frxm a lxw table angled slightly vp at her.]
^^ What a coincidence, I've been accused of smuggling melons before myself. ^^ #nsfw
Fuck #3ridanw33k but al2o im gonna pull up and g3t FUCK3D up #2ub2tanc3
why iz everyone genuinely talking about thiz "eridan week" zcrew eridan and hiz week or whatever #antieridanweek
Thinking of starting a game of knife monopoly. Anyone want in? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
:33 < sits in a box :33 :33 < my happy purrlace
that last pOst wasn't an invitatiOn tO phOtObOmb me btw XO —with @advantageOusCatharsis https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/b5474e6a72c0.png XO
Everyone Says They Will " Bounce On It Crazy Style " And Yet Your Desperation Suggests That You Have Never Even " Bounced On It Regular Style ". #nsfw
desperate l0sers 0n this site think its p0ssible t0 ascend even th0ugh begging f0r sex is literally the m0st lame chud virgin h0rseshit y0u c0uld d0 y0ure all g0nna be r0tting even l0nger than i will lul #nsfw
B33 < took a nap and now im ready fur d&d night
HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/X5XZH8WZTSSG1.JPEG HE HAS THAT SADNESS IN HIS EYES THAT YOU ONLY SEE IN EASTERN EUROPEAN GAY PORN #NSFW
>--D=Awww=look=this=is=a=bit=nostalgic=I=just=found=one=of=the=first=tunnels=that=I=almost=fainted=in=haha=:D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/900dc27ce644.jpg//<
i |\|_e_ed lik_e 10 w_eight_ed bla|\|k_ets suff0cati0|\| b_e dam|\|_ed
♰ a cross upon her bedroom wall from grace she will fall an image burning in her mind and between her thighs A dying messiah full of pain when will you cum again? before him, beg to serve or please on your back or knees #lyrics #nsfw ♰
!f yøu feel myster!øusly less annøyed tøday, that was me. !'m dø!ng cømmun!ty serv!ce. #th!eføfrage
In #nsfw co+ntext o+nly o+f co+urse. Reducing any tro+ll to+ a lesser status wo+uld go+ against everything I believe in.
I've built up a bit o+f favo+ritism fo+r cattro+lls recently. O+ne o+f them has made such a go+o+d pet. #nsfw
I only just realized that I recognize approximately forty percent of the IT Department from Sapphic Night at the Jewel. Still, at least I don't recognize them from the Outer Rings--- Or so, I think.
Keep following me. You are knowingly empowering dark forces within your comprehension. Next season's expansion will include light forces beyond your comprehension.
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
I love sitting here with my cup of blueberry anise tea and a honey lemon crumpet, watching the feed scroll by as my 1,028 unanswered emails vibrate intently at me. I will not be reading them.
th1s 1s wh4t b31ng th3 b3st p3rs0n 3v3r 0n 4lt3rn14 l00ks l1k3 4nd 1f y0u d1s4gr33 1m g01ng t0 cull y0u https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6677.png
((My bro slop #mybroslop <3 #nsfw))
B33 < taking some pics of my pecs B33 < might post them later tonight B;33
maybe i ought to interact more on here * bht i feel like it's generally a bad idea on account of the toll it'll inevitably have on my emotional and mental health *|
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
I'vE GOTTA GeT FreakieR #nsfw (ish)
desecrating his corpse is probably *why* he haunts me still, , , lmao , , , #nsfwe #gore #hauntings
[|||] sounds like it'd be hot for some pitch action,,, god i need some pitch painal~ #nsfw
I don't have any selfies but I do have this photo of me from our orientation tome! #Selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a127c915409c.png
:iF IM EATING YOU OUT AND YOUR ARENT PULLING ON MY VERY MANLY PONY TAIL WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM #NSFW:
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
taking offers to tie someone up, , , and hang them from the ceiling, , , #nsfw #yeah nsfw #hanging
https://pbs.twimg.com/m3dia/fognqpywuamq6iz.jpg
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
:33 < is it strange i sometimes find catiborn's sexist ramblings kinda hot? :33 < like when he calls me a mewling kitten #suggestive
If You Aren't Baiting Your Kismesis Into Thinking They Could Blur Red, You Are Doing It Wrong.
hav u considered getting sum bitches 2 fill it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL AND TRUE.
B33 < nothing wrong with appurriciating a nice ass
:33 < Prowling...
Just Because I Am Tragically Beautiful Doesn't Mean I Am A Woman. If I Take My Shirt Off There Are No Rumblespheres For You To Feast Your Eyes Upon. Sorry To Disappoint All Three Of My Loyal Fans. #nsfw?
who want 2 go in the shower n scrub me down while i stnd there n dissociate n look like a zombie lmao #nsfw ish
:33 < mew have a nice plump grabbable butt! what can i say!
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
:33 < thanks shitpeta mewre pawlways a r33l one :))
:33 < btw jsyk i love using fish puns!!! beclaws i suppawrt my platonic gillfurrond 3833
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
oh shit?
I'm training the cats to chase away that hobo who loiters around the shop.
CHASING ME THROUGH THE WOODS BUT ITS FOREPLAY #NSFWE
motherfuck yeah it will. :o)
PRETTY MOTHERFUCKIN BIG. you seen my pictures?
That last Chit, like, Banged. If anyone Wants to, Like, try And get It to Smudge you're More than Welcome to <3 #nsfw (ish)
I was gonna knock that over. What the hell.
X I CANT FIND A GOOD FUCKING VIDEO someone come make one with me #nsfw x
X Hey who wants to slide on my hand like a puppet and call me their puppeteer? #nsfw #nsfwe x
B33 < ok im normal now B//33 < glad efurryone liked the view though
Unorganized cables. Free-standing stepladders. Water puddles. #nsfw
Smudgeproof makeup Is like, The bomb. Doesn't smear When i Cry or Anything~
X Catch me licking the sweat off a twink I just obliterated and calling it staying hydrated #nsfw #nsfwe x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUUUUUUUUUCK. MY BATHTUB PINWORM FARM GOT SEIZED BY THE DRONES AND IT'S ONE OF YOURS GUYS'S FAULT. >:o(
I Don't Think You're One Of Them, But You're Very Cute.
starting to think when some people are getting off chitter they're just getting off. #nsfw
a big husky buff boy just walk3d past m3 and h3 sm3ll3d lik3 butt3r3d popcorn i want him so bad holy fuck #y3arning
Mwah mwah I love All my Adoring followers <3
B33 < ok im gonna be busy aftpurr i post this but SOMENYAN has b33n riling me up so i might as well post too B33 < #nsfw [An image from behind of Davepeta topless, kneeling on a bed and looking over their shoulder at the camera. Their wings are flared and tail curled coquettishly up. Both of their hands are occupied pulling down their pants to reveal their bare ass.]
som3on3 1nform3d m3 th4t 1 should so g3t 1n on th1s h4r3m th1ng or wh4t3v3r. l1n3 up on th3 PYROP3 TR41N CHOO CHOO. >8D
|< your honor, sh€'s right
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
◥▶◀◤ —> Oh, my apologies. @slenderMan meets @lilShitpeta
I've got 69 cats, a drinking problem and w33d dependency. I'm now the crazy cat lady in its final form. #substance
:33 < gonna go hunting. @ me and i'll reply when i'm back!!! :33
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
3833 < I love my big, pink husband and his fluffy tail, but he will roll over on me in our human bed with his warm and it's like. > 3833 < LEMME OUT!!! I GAGA GO!!! > 3>8VV
i am not a leijon but i will meow when i see a meow just to fit in >X3
Every9ne is sharing images 9f themself. I have n9 g99d 9nes; h9wever, I can share a picture 9f me with my girlfriend. (She is very l9vely) My partner's name is Aitar. Very pink. :) https://cdn.disc9rdapp.c9m/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489271980036194447/image.png?ex=69cfd01d&is=69ce7e9d&hm=935df63deca43134289363687342df296e018d7615ed374557d523514a765716& (art 6y me)
To quote one of the greatest minds of our time, woof woof, awooo.
it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)
3833 < Hit that squiggy wiggy. > https://media1.tenor.com/m/EFDwfjT2GuQAAAAd/spinning-cat.gif
Haven't heard of that before... Maybe I'll give it a shot!!
how am I supposed to creep effectively if I keep hitting the fucking BUTTONS
:33 < to extend our paws to stars apawve
My punching bag gave out after a week do you guys recommend a stronger one
:33 < to mewnite all trolls in our nation
:33 < and make it double
:33 < really bad.... :33 < my fafurrite pillow was torn to shreds last night by an unknown assailant.
3833 < I felt a bit guilty over having seven cats, but maybe that isn't so bad? >
https://i.imgur.com/oGw9QN0.jpeg
nest #brooding #nonsexual
why the heck not. #nsfw [pictured: an image of Jinx laying back on her bed, one arm extended to hold the camera, the other near the top of a bunnygirl suit. Her finger is hooked under the tops fabric, bunching it in a tug that leaves her left breast on display. her expression is anxious and flushed, warm hues of pink at her cheeks.]
Ple4se h4ve 4 lovely d4y tod4y, oK4y?
:33 < we n33d 555648867333333330 more cats
We n33d a 34th cat.
:33 < i like clowns. contrary to popmewlar belief they're silly and fun to purrlay with
YES. FINALLY. THINGS ARE LOOKING uP. FOR uROBORuS.
3833 < IT'S THUNDER THIGHS THIRSDAY BABES!!! > 3833 < THIS POST IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MY FELLOW FAT GIRLS!!! > 3>8DD #ThunderThighThursday
Oh. They CAN has cheeseburger.
:33 < this is a public purrvice ameowncement https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3646621278.2459/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
:33 < Submission furr the ever beautiful @archiveAddict Clawncept: Boys who make fart noises from the sound of their thighs compressing air when they walk, getting the attention of all except one pawticularly jealous boy who happens to be the thick one's love inpurrest! They start out pale as the thick one teaches the flat one to love himself but slowly shifts into darker hues of scarlet as they realize the love they have furr each other, body types non-withstanding.. (tags: Unnamed characters, pale into red, flushfic, palefic, #nsfw, wholesome, archive rating: M)
What do cats and clowns have in common? We're funny until we scatch your eyes out. #violence
IF THIS IS WHAT IS REQuIRED. TO BE “COOL”. THEN I WILL CONFORM. HELLO “A WIDDLE KITTY CAT MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW AW33333333 WHOS A GOOD KITTY YES MEW ARE YES MEW ARE”.
Burger is a bastion of sanity in this insane world. Burger is the foundation upon which our paradoxical existence stands. In this essay, I will-
:33 < a chainsaw is a great sign of respect in nepawta cultpurre
:33 < i've nefurr had a bad date. :33 < but one time karkitty caught me in the vents watching him. :33 < so i guess mew could say that date was bad :33 < cause he was purretty mad that i was there fur 4 hours watching him sl33p.
You s33, for my specific descendant she has never b33n what society calls normal. In fact, if she efur is again, run. If she's offuring you a chainsaw as a welcome gift, she's being herself.
PSA MorE LikE Uh PussaY #nsfw
It we fit we sit. #cathours
>Br3akfast was ruin3d. Som3on3 just had to bring a body to th3 tabl3. #gu3sswhohastor3mak3th3iroats #horror
:33 < soon we will take ofurr all of chittr
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
:33 < how do i get to the ranked goon competitions?? i f33l like i've done it casually fur too long. #nsfw
:33 < normal, meow die
:33 < Be nice...
:33 < mew'd be surpurrised how many of us are just like this
:33 < finally a social mewdia app with no imperial survaillance or censorship ;33 < g33 i missed s33ing spheres on my scr33n #nsfw
She's back to abnormal.
:33 < just woke up, and currently cleaning the destructive aftermath after i went into a dissociative state of violence and arousal last night where i ran around the hive fur half an hour, tore apart a squeak-beast, and humped a pillow fur 3 hours befurr passing out on the floor. #nsfw #justcatthings
(( Stupid insane bit inside, I love normalpeta. there's something uniquely wrong with her. I think it's a tapeworm on top of her head puppetting her around. ))
((Glad to see you made it without losing every bolt. Can't wait for tomorrow.
maybe i COULD do numberZ on onlyfrondZ :thonK: #nZfw
what is that... what is going on... why are you... what is happening!!!
https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Art%20by%20friends/Marzha%20art/marzha%20jax%20by%20abby.png (art by the same friend who did the gummy worm art)
Guess w)(at! 380
(( I want it to be known right now that I support trans rights and whoever is saying this is absolutely unhinged. ))
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
post more nudes just to make sure chittr is working #nsfw
d/)nt send nudes grubs it crashed chittr #nsfw????
MY HATRED FER TRANSPHOBIA KILLED THE SITE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY, HOW YA DOIN BABES.
did that guy post his nudes and crash the fuckin wwebsite
RewatchinG My OldeR PSAs GOD ThaT PersoN WaS RighT AbouT My PorN-TieR ActinG #NSFW
I’ll be on s7andby for when you have an aneurysm
1 D0N7 L1K3 4LL 7H353 4PR1L F00L5, 1M 7W00 57UP1D F0R 7H15 8(
Mindfang says she is going to kick your ass in front of everyone
Foolde Twiceee #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/mklm0bg.png
I didn't realize h♥︎w badbee alc♥︎h♥︎l #substances burned when g♥︎ing d♥︎wn. First time drinking, I'm kind ♥︎f an ax♥︎lidd♥︎l nerv♥︎us. #firsttimef♥︎reverything
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
<body> ** giving the ol pc a deep clean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc97b1029abe.png </body>
Forgivve me for reposting but the link wwas broken in my last attempt. TLDR, I'm releasing Hemospectrum 2. Feast your stalks. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png
I love I love I love )(ttps://youtu.be/efkaPz-qja4?si=vsl3ar4gogxV7FaX #glubposting
Anyone got any tips for getting black lipstick stains out in the wash, asking for a friend. #vagueposting
Nook As Prommsed #nsfw https://www.wallsauce.com/images/2022-06/blobid1655890108655.jpg
Attracted the attention of more than one Rose with that Freud Chitt… oh my gog, it’s hilarious!!!! You’re all like helpless kittens hearing your 8ag of food 8eing shaken!!!!!!!! xxxxD
Today, on the start of a neww perigee, I'm announcing Hemospectrum 2 wwhich wwill ovverride the deprecated Hemospectrum 1. Unfortunately this does mean I wwill need to abdicate as soon as it goes into effect but really it's for the greater good. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png
It’s hard 8eing the funniest person on this platform. ::::/
I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.
UGH.
Sigmund Freud more like sug-my-freakin-8ulge!!!! #NSFW #8utWithIntentToInsult #8utIHaveToFollowRulesSo #MoreHashtagsWould8eFun #NicolasCage
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Lik£, lov£ly p£opl£ of chittr! Im lik£, gifting you my lik£, favourit£ songs b£caus£ im lik£, SO kind and lik£, cool. <33 https://op£n.spotify.com/playlist/08RK3YCXdnW£s£sPvgF3V9?si=d4wA5-_-Tl£1K5Ly£CLpHQ&pi=ZJ6VkFmwStOda #nsfw #fr£akysongs
It's nice to be home after an honest day's work.
▲turns out @aRquiusprite took it into his own hands and hated every chit I posted so i got to @ursaMajor 's threshold guess that was kinda cool of him▼ ▲so now I've got more Kult and Kull than her, finally▼
i miss those cute lil fleece hats w the long bunny ears they used to sell at furry conventions #furry
NeveR GonnA QuiT ChittR I LovE To SeE ThE PeoplE In My PalmhusK
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
my ex moirail and i once played this fun game called brownie roulette where id make brownies and fill most with sopor slime and one with arsenic then wed eat them randomly until one of us died the best part is that you can’t immediately tell which one youve eaten and you feel like dying either way im undefeated to this day hmu if you wanna challenge me ;o) #substance #nsfwe #cw-self-harm
#nowplaying NASTYWEKKKKK! - femtanyl & ISSBROKIE https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XIyR2xUGODs&si=Mc4GtkaI7Qn1tVWP
thannk god i'mm innto nnormmal shit like bonndage annd femmdomm. what are somme of you guys postinng about. that's scary. #nnsfw #vaguepostinng #sorry
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
tummy fulla edible gummies im feelin yummy #lyric #substance
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
× The Sound Of Bones Bending And Snapping. The WVet Noise Of Blood As Flesh Being Pulled Apart And The Shrills Screams. WVhat Couldn't Be Bette To See A Troll Sob Uncontrollably Due To Physical Agony? Gasping Breaths As They Suck In Deep Breaths?!isn't It Just The Most WVonderful Feeling In The WVorld? The Amount Of Powver In Your Hands As Bruises Start To Form On Their Skin. The Pleading And Desperate Spark In Their Eyes.. WVhat Could Not Be Better? Is It Not One Of The Purest Forms Of It Is To Livve? Cuts And Gashes.. It WVould Be So Nice If That Hurt Lasted Long And Not Ended WVith Multiple Lasting Conditions Forevver.. It WVould Be So Nice not Sure If It Is Nsfwve To Be Honest But Still-... It WVould Be So Nice To Be On The End Of That Just Once- Maybe Evven Cut Open The Chest Cavvity To See Ribs.. See The Bloodpusher Beat WVith Life #gore #nsfwv #nsfwve ? ×
talk dirty to me but like more so just telling me how you’ll consume my very being #nsfwe
Oh god How do i save you We cant have this its against the natural order
Just a few more hours, Nep. Hold on tightly. You can do it. I believe in you.
oh ur 2 broke to afford chittr gold bc u blew all ur money on drugs?????????? fool. get on my levl. chittr IS my drug. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOOD ON BY RIGHT, TIG OLE BITTY SUBJUG ON THE LEFT, PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE AND CALL ME PB&J SANDWICHED. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HAHARD I STARTED HAHALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAHAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAHAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAHAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #rechitt
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/87279e74f3ba.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
may ur chittrs b abundant & fruitful tis beautiful evening #bless
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
MmmmmmMMMMMM GummY WorM https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Art%20by%20friends/Marzha%20art/marzha%20semifinal%20celebrate%20abby.png (art by my friend abby on Discord)
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saying oh my goodness when i see it #nsfw
its watch out for my pages wednesday
✨💖𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷! 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓦𝓮𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓪𝔂! 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯! 𝓶𝓮𝔀~💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/O6xuGDH.gif
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE TIG OLE BITTY OLIVEBLOODS AT, AND DO THEY WANNA BUY THIS HONDA ODYSSEY FILLED WITH COCAINE CUT WITH CATNIP? :o? #substance #nsfw
i had my funny bone extracted swweeps ago so if you wwant jokes look elsewwhere
3V3RYTH1NG 1 H4V3 S41D ON TH1S N1GHT 1S FOR TH3 FOOLS. T4k3 noth1ng 1 h4v3 s41d s3r1ously. Do NOT #cull #cull #Cull.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
THE PRINTER HATH BEEN OBLITERATED, AT LAST, THE GREAT BULDGE PHOTO MASS PRINTING INCIDENT HAS BEEN RESOLVED THROUGH DESTRUCTION. #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SLOPPY ENOUGH TOP WOULD FIX ME I THINK. #nsfw
▼I have a serious feeling some of you haven't been called a loser to your face for the stuff you're proudest of and it fucking shows▲
You 4r3 br4v3r th4n 4NY 3mp1r3 sold13r.
Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png
How do p3opl3 k33p up w1th th1s fools n1ght sh1t.
I Have Accidntally Fone Through The Whol Bottle Of Fermwnted Grape Joice. Niik Pics Latr To Vellevrate. #nsfw #substances
OH MY GOG IT WONT STOP FUCKING PRINTING WHAT DID THEY DO, WHY DID THEY THINK THAT IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. #NSFW
wanna mutually punch each other in the stomach until one of us throws up, , , #violence #nsfw #puke
#nsfw jerkin off my computer by pullin at its wires aggresisvely tryin 2 get it 2 work
We glub and we don't judge. I t)(ink I don't like pineapples on sardine pizza. #weglubandwedontjudge
its major leg humping hours i fear #nsfw #nsfwe
the prank everyone is pulling on me is horny posting while i’m stuck at work fuck this job #nsfw -ish
i apologize, my appendages were somewhere else. #horrorterrors #nsfw
C̸̠̥͒͌͝ͅO̷̤͂N̶͕͔͕͘͠Ṡ̸̻̗̫U̵̡͓͒͑͗M̸̱̬̄E̷͔̽͘ ̴̞̯̀͛͝C̵̗͈͖̓̔O̴͈̮͠N̶̢̒̽̀S̸̙͛̉̽U̶͉̪͊͠M̴̺̾͗́E̶̫͆̍ ̷̙͉͉̕C̵̡̭̭̍͂Ȍ̷̝͓̗̐̀Ń̸͖̐͝S̸̭͙̲̎̑̏U̵̱͌͘M̶͈̙͔̈́͘E̵̛͚̘͈͘̚ ̴̯͎̘̍̈́̚C̴̛͚͓̣Ô̶̞̥̓N̶͉͉̔͝S̸̲̝̺̄̐̕U̵̝̥͙̾M̷̭̤͆Ė̴̺́
[[Obligatory OOC Post!]] (( Hi, hello, this is Elaine. She’s a fuchsiablood raised by a a yellowblooded Lusus (a rabbit) and is like super anti-hemospectrum. The story she’s involved with deals a lot with themes of #dubcon #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #abuse #manipulation #psychological-abuse #gore #violence #blood etc, so if that shit isn’t your jam, I recommend blocking. I take no offense to it, and wholeheartedly understand. I won’t spoil anything else about her for the time being, but I sincerely hope you enjoy interacting with her, as annoying as she will probably be. )) (( Oh, also, ref below. Drawn by me :33 )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5dd5ae4287.png
Possession is freely given. I am no slave to my masters, only a servant to great peace and pleasure. #horrorterrors #nsfw-ish
kinda funny wwatchin that one givve herself a conniption wwhile evveryone else is actin dumb as hell
~matesprit pranked me by hitting me vvith his scuttlebuggy vvhen i vvas out for a vvalk he’s so funny lol
#nsfw jfc is no 1 goin 2 fuck tht old woman or is ti goin 2 hav 2 b me
#nsfw [another picture, this time with a nice mirror behind him showing off what wouldn't be seen right away. the focus was on his lips and neck, bruised and red, and in the mirror was a mess between his legs, and bruises just the same. pretending to be far less horny than it actually was.]
It's bound To Be, like, SO fun To just Sit on A sofa And leave Lipstick ALLL over Someone after Makin' out With 'em~ Yes, even The lower Parts ;p #nsfw
If I'm chomping at the bit I cannot even begin to fathom how you're feeling.
:33 < in honor of #trillingfoolsday and stuff, i have a funny riddle! :33 < i have four legs, one adorable face, and one swishy tail! :33 < if you pet me, i let out a cute mewl! :33 < but dont make me angry! or ill claw your face to smither33ns! :33 < what am i?? :OO (:33 < the answer will be below this post!) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 < a cat! lol!! :33
“to be judged by one or licked by three” - root by troll deftones #nsfw
Won't you welcome me in. I cannot come if you do not call. #nsfw
I Am Not Day Drinking Because I Am Nervous About A Meeting. I Am Doing It In A Sexy Way, Like They Do In Old Films. Catch Me Lounging In A Negligee Near An Open Window With A Glass Of Fermented Fruit. #nsfw? #classy
jumping up n down twirling my hair kicking my feet gleefully rn #nsfw
maybe I too am #desiring to be #dangling on a #leash #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
I'll allow myself a little vulnerability right now and declare: Tummy hort.
Nothing Weird is happening. Only Normal and #horny
Have I ever mentioned that I am sex positive? #nsfw
hey daddy u waanna- *fucking trips and falls down ten flights of stairs and dies* #nsfw #violence #gore
It's the #horny On the only Normal Media Site of Today
Sex timed #nsfw YEAH!!
1 love when people threaten me w1th vague, unassum1ng words. L1ke, yes, make me weak 1n the knees and scared for whatever retr1but1on 1s to come my way for my baaad bad behav1or. Just the thought gets my nook soaked. 1’ll be a good g1rl, maybe, 1 prom1se~ #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger #Lyrics
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
ughhhh i wnna b his pathetic failure boyfriend i wanna b his dog i wanna follow him around n watch everything he does i want him 2 pet my hair n call me baby i want him to want me i want him to wannt meeeeee fuck UGHHHH #nsfw #nsfwe #affection
Where is Jaspers when I could use him the most. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ac/3c/16/ac3c160766d518fb763c5ae8fcacff25.png
god fuckin damn it these edibles bettr hit FASTER im in gay stupid yearning hell and i need 2 b HORNY INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #substance
My kids are way too quiet today This is bringing more fear then anything else
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY, WHO'S TRYNA BOUNCE ON IT SILLY STYLE WHILE READING SCRIPTURE? :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED A SHORTSTACK WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO TRICKS ON IT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR HEART IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH. THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR STOMACH IS THROUGH THEIR WASTECHUTE. SIZE MATTERS. #nsfw
:33 < Siiiigh.. some part of me misses hunting for spurrort...
i miss being normal
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
Perhaps it is because of the humorous fate of the eldritch horrors beyond the reaches around us that I have been permitted to return to form. Through social media, no less.
B33 < im gonna do something dratstic
how to tell my kid that a piece of pink yarn is not a worm
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
i think 2day is a wake n bake day #substance
I tend to only use the restroom during my lunch breaks, so that I can be more productive throughout the day.
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
(SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS. WHY DID #APRILNORMALDAY HAVE TO FALL ON HUMP DAY TOO)
If you can't remember the last time you washed your bedsheets, let this missive be your reminder to do so!
thinking about pranks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0RNrTDHkI well hello everybody and welcome to The Joy of Painting.
Recouperacoon sludge Makin' me A bit Touch-starved Today i Wonder, like, Whyyyyy
Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
[|8{ < i must say im enjoying efurryones prank posting so fur today [|8{ < mice job!
im done with no chit april people think its funny to be shits i have to set this right
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!! This kitty is BORED!
There is a job fair at the local convention center today. Will you be attending?
#dapperposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b48f116e2a04.png
i love getting only four hours of sleep again
mornin' #nsfw [Attached is a picture of him with his shirt pulled up to expose his lower stomach with curly blond hair trailing into his boxers. His pants are pulled down just enough to show the outline of his dick and the little bump of the piercing through the tip.]
I HAVE DECIDED T0 BE N0RMAL N0W! I AM N0W G0ING T0 BE N0RMAL! HAHA! APRIL F00LS! Y0U CANN0T PUT THE BEAST BACK IN HIS CAGE!!!!! (I AM THE BEAST!) 🐺
twwoday ii choo2e peace..
My Boss Has Advised Me To Stop " Horny Posting " On The Job. I Will Just Be Doing It When She Isn't Looking. #nsfw #literallynsfw
Following the spirit of the holiday, I've decided to disclose what the B stands for.
4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.
ON THIS DAY I'LL Do the exact same thing as I have been doing Fuck you Bark
GO1NG TO SL33P BUT 1 ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND YOU 4LL TH4T 1F 1M NOT PR4NK3D 1 W1LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3S. SO DONT FUCK TH1S UP. #NSFW
Good MORNING! I am feeling FANTASTIC today.
Glad we agree oon this absoolutely noormal and average toopic
Just a little bit oof afternoooon neutrality
April fooools is just a noormal day foor me
shes gonna fucking find my address someone fucking help me
♰ i am feeling quite lively today, my pusher is so loud :) #aprilfools ♰
Announcing noww my quadrants are all full, and I havve time to focus on romance. I'm vvery happy wwith my life. #aprilfools
Getting drunk and pretty boys. Name a better combo.
me too :3
is it hornyposting at 7 am
She made sw33t tea and brought down snacks. #aprilnormalday
I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octagon!
You Fucking Assholes None Of You Have Wished Me A Happy Birthday
I p33ked upstairs. She's cleaning the hive. #aprilnormalday
oh god its worse
I'm taking Peanut and hunkering down in the panic block for the day. #aprilnormalday
I hate this.
Love and support from you is not waking up with a bomb under my pillow.
The brat is acting weird. Its not right. Peanut's scared, too. #aprilnormalday @lilShitpeta @peaNut
You made pancakes, too. You never make food. You showered. Where's the gimmick?
W3LCOM3 TO MY L34ST F4VOUR1T3 D4Y OF TH3 Y34R.
Do I want to know.
I hope everyone is ready for their Youtube/Grubtube feeds to be full of Liar's Videos.
D --> You should try meditation
the end 𖦹f the w𖦹rld 𖦹n april f𖦹𖦹l's day
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes Rainy Night in George - Brook Benton D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7VsQwVSqXw
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𑁤𖹭⩊ 𖥔𝖋 D𖹭 I ୧✗PLAIN 𖥔𖹭 𖥔𑁤୧ ᴗNKN𖹭⩊୧R*S ᰔજ ୧N𖥔IR୧ ୧✗IS𖥔୧N☾୧!་༘ 𑁤𖹭⩊ D𖹭 I ୧✗PLAIN 𖥔𑁤A𖥔 ୧꒦୧Rજ𖥔𑁤IN୨ I Aᰔ IS IN꒦𖹭LᴗN𖥔ARજ!་༘ 𖥔𑁤IS S𑁤I𖥔 IS ⩊ILD ᰔAN N𖹭𖥔 ୧꒦୧N I 𝖋ᴗLLજ ᴗND୧RS𖥔AND I𖥔 ( ,,⩌︿⩌,,) ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 𝑓ROGDA𝓂NIT I frogot to bring up 𓆏 𝆐y laun𝅗𝅥ry 𓆏 so n𝅝w ♫ my 𝄬ed isn’t ma𝅗𝅥e.𝄽 I’m ♫ gonna kull 𝄪Reme𝆐𝄬ers that sel𝆑 har𝆐 jokes just ♪ make the 𝆏r𝅝blem worse and ♫ sh𝅝uld 𓆏 𝄬e av𝅝i𝅗𝅥e𝅗𝅥𝄪 Tr𝅝ll Bruno 𝓂ars.𝄽 Again.𝄽 Eh I’ll just get Ma𝅗𝅥𝅗𝅥ie t𝅝 𓆏 𝅗𝅥o it f𝅝r me 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Ask @rudestBuster She's who got me hooked on it mew~ 💖✨
does anyone have any chalk? im fresh out >X3 fur no purrticular reason, it may or may not be fur summoning or warding off evil
< ){ my horns make up a third of my height and are constantly getting stuck through things... !>X<! }( >
so anyways creepy older guys plz hit me up i need attention so very badly #nsfw
D --> Eating crackers
D --> I think we could all learn some things from Normalpeta
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE SOMEONE DESPERATELY SOUGHT EMOTIONAL CONNECTION BUT WAS COMMITTED TO HITTING EVERYONE AROUND THEM WITH LARGE STICKS UNTIL THEY PISSED OFF ANYWAYS KILL YOURSELVES
gonna hav sum beauty sleep 4 my wriggling day :3 i wanna b redy 4 da nite >:3 cya hoes <3
if i magicallY tчrned into a spider one night, i expect Yoч to pчt me in Yoчr maw and chew #horror
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY STROKE GAME SO OLYMPIC THEY CALLING ME TROLL MICHAHAEL PHELPS. #nsfw
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𑁤𖹭Lજ 𝖋ᴗ☾K 𖥔R𖹭LL 𑁤A𖥔SᴗN୧ ᰔIKᴗ???‧⁺ I ୨𖹭 A⩊Aજ 𖥔𖹭 DRA⩊ ɞ𖹭જS KISSIN୨ 𝖋𖹭R 6 𑁤𖹭ᴗRS AND I ᰔISS ᰔᴗ𖥔𑁤୧R𝖋ᴗ☾KIN* ᰔIKᴗ??????? ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
^^mm, VerY Well...^^ ^^but be safe pls!^^
nerdz r always da freakiest ;P #respect
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ɞAD 𖥔Iᰔ୧LIN୧ ɞAD 𖥔Iᰔ୧LIN୧ ɞAD 𖥔IᰔLIN୧ ୨I꒦୧ S𑁤I𖥔P୧𖥔A ɞA☾K 𖹭𑁤 ᰔજ S𖥔ARS ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
lithium #nirvana #substances
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TRYNA FUCK? #nsfw
pussycat pussycat ive got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you #nsfw #thisisdirectedtosomeone
✦ it's... April? For everyone else on here??? Stars, how long have I been stuck here...
https://i.imgur.com/c3f0cAa.jpeg mew~ 💖✨
:) <- tonights energy.
this isn't like you... what happened to the shitpeta I knew 😿 mew~ 💖✨
<body> ** for april fool's i think i'm gonna catfish an elderly troll for her life savings. like as a joke you know. </body>
Girl fuck yes!!!!!!!! I'm feeling regular as hell r8 now.
Putting on my canvas slip-on shoes for a quick run to the grocery store #aprilnormalday
Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY
× To Be Honest, Kitten, Daddy WVants To Be Choked Out For The Life Of Him As He Can't Sleep #reference #vviolence ×
It would seem that my bed time is fast approaching. Time to turn in for the night. I hope to see you all tomorrow.
How do I super-like something? - Matthew 7:7
maybe just one more energy drink
lame ass gadgetjob #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/df5267e561418c71c0e0086652f964a9/e32a971abf5536c9-1f/s400x600/b7c3e57c299788818a08c31c762d3c5d6589ce27.gif
N3W 1D34 W3 PUT 4LL TH3 PR4NKST3RS 1N 4 P1T FOR TH3 D4Y 4ND TH3Y F1GHT 1T OUT 4MONGST TH3MS3LV3S
wriggling day blowie!~ <3 #nsfw
i need to violently rip someone limb from limb and then scream and sob and break things #violence #gore #angst
heavy is the head that wears the muzzle 😔 #bitHerOnTheBulge #timeOut #😸 #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
i love watchin yall hornypost its like you a buncha my jesters bein all humiliatin fore my enterntainment #nsfw i fuckin guess
several people are out here sa7ing the7 deserve to get railed like a whore. and that's great for them, hope the7 get it, but i'm here to sa7 that i don't deserve to get railed like a whore. i deserve to get railed like a prin(ess. #nsfw
prrrroaw! mrrrow! maaaow! #meowposting
breeding kink vs the fear of pregnancy most vicious battle ever guys wanna guys cum all up in me but i sure as shit dont wanna get pregnant (no matter what my slutty mouth says durin the act) #nsfw #pregnancy
I have decided to take a vow of silence.
Big tiddy make back hurt. #nsfw #tiddy
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LOT OF TALK FROM ON HERE ABOUT HOW YOU LOT ARE NORMAL. WELL I'M NOT. I'M NOT WELL ADJUSTED. I'M A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL. I'LL TAKE YOUR KISMESIS BY THE TIDDIES AND HAHAVE THEM SEEING PURPLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN I BOOF MDMA I SMOKE THAHAT SHIT DIRECTLY THROUGH MY MOTHAHAFUCKING NOSTRILS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO BE, IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TO ME, AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE NOTHING TO ME MAN. I AM THE X FACTOR. #nsfw #substance
im literaly always talkign abt striders sum1 PLEEEEEEASE shut me th e FUCK up gawd i make myself sick #nsfw ughhhhhhhhhhh
[UNCLASSIFIED] I was concerned. That is the appropriate action to take in this circumstance. Keep up the good work.
taxes arent real and cant hurt me no matter where i am
i amm a nnormmal annd well adjusted inndividual. i amm hetero jarred. i have nnever had a hornny thought inn mmy life. i do nnot listenn to what wommenn tell mme to d okay i cann't stick to this bit annymmore this is mmakinng mme gag while i write it #nnsfw #iguess
being like this makes me want to be pailed while half asleep. that would fix me (probably not) #nsfw #nsfwe #somnophilia #cnc
hhey does it turn u on 2 know how desperate i am 4 ur attention?? how i would do literally anything 4 u to praise and validate me? how ur like my hero and i look up 2 u sooooo much?? do u evr think abt how u could ask me 2 do anything no matter how humiliating or fucked up and id do it bc its u asking??????? just wondering <3 #nsfw #nsfwe
IMPORTTANTT DIAGRAM #nsffw httttps://ffile.garden/YVff6d8kttiBxoiEne/horngy/pecslol.png
cat. im a kitty cat! and i meow meow meow and i meow meow meow! cat im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance!
\ all n00k 1s g00d eat1ng. crav1ng rn ngl #nsfw /
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE FAT BITCHES AT THAHAT MAKE HENTAI NOISES WHEN YOU HIT IT FROM BEHIND? NEED THAHAT. #nsfw
D --> I miss trainer cards from Sword and Shield they were great I don't know why they didn't bring them back in Scarlet and Violet https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3fdb552c53d2.png
Troll Hatsune Miku liked that last post. I'm unsure of what to do with myself.
I'm realizing my appreciatio+n fo+r the Leijo+ns o+ut there, and fo+r ho+w cute they are under me. #nsfw
i think ill share a titty pic tomorrow someone remind me in the morning
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
Ah– common cultural misunderstanding. It's comparable to the Alternian concept of a datagrub orifice.
sumtimes, u just wuggle wiggle ur booty cuz ur so excited u kno? its jus da way of da world
None Of You Have Ever Violently Choked Your Kismesis While Riding Their Bulge And It Shows. #violence #nsfwe #pensive
#gore #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/px7umxc.jpeg
there should be more girls in the world #feminism
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
stretch my throat and pinch my nose while you press me down further onto you my gags and tears just fuel the flame as i struggle to breath and look up at you with pleading eyes #nsfwe can you tell i'm on breathplay as a kick??? lmfao
Need something to do other than bite my wings and draw gore. I’m also running out of fabric for puppets. Damn it.
bleh i7s s0 c0ld... 0r maybe im jus7 700 c0ld bl00ded? hm...
really hard to know whats up with eridan week when you have every single eridan 8locked i cant lie
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
why does pokemon music fuck so hard?
https://i.imgur.com/0LukVp8.png Meemaw you CANNOT be following me on here I hit you with a metal pipe at the concert and this is my fucking after-dark account. respectfully #blocked mew~ 💖✨
1'M 4 SH3/H3R UNT1L SOM3 YOU C4LL M3 SOM3TH1NG DUMB L1K3 M1SS, M4D4M OR G1RL. TH3N 1'M 4BOUT TO B3 YOUR/PROBL3M. 4ND 4NYTH1NG 3XC3PT SH3/H3R.
Nngl Ssnow Ppawbeasts Aare Kkinda Ffunny
who2 up jorkin it rn #n2fw
Speaking on Top of My last Chit-- if Anyone wants To like-- Help me Make sure My lipstick's Smearproof sometime Let me Know ;p #nsfw
My mouth would be so pretty being used for something other than talking. #nsfw
if I like-- Leave makeup On your Bulge or Anything then Sorryyyyy~ Not my fault it was so good #nsfw
ate a guy at #eridanweek #gore #violence mew~ 💖✨
I think getting dicked (or bulged) down would fix me. #nsfw
Yall wish you were as cool as the Boss. Get owned by #THEMAN
w0m3n b3 my fr13nd
#Calibornisajoblesstoddler ? Yeah, I can get behind that.
AYOOOO THE BOSS IS FAMOUS.
:33 < Good meowning, evurrybody! We are taking submissions on gossip today if youre interested in doing so! Just hit our PMs and Ms. Leijon will respond as fast as pawsible!
•ᴥ- we might be cooking with the lava lamp dildos. #nsfw -ᴥ•
My Long, Chitinous Pinchbeast Too Buttery My Moobeast Meat Slab Too Juicy.
Do you lik£, n££d a job? Cl£mti & co plan£tary d£v£lopm£nt is lik£ SO hiring! Unpaid int£rns.<3
Th3r3 1s gr33n snot on my scr33n 3v3ry t1m3 1 r3fr3sh how do 1 g3t r1d of 1t.
#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler get it trending.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ugh I've been ͻonvinͻed! ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) make sure you ͻheͻk out my TrollyFans kay? ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*) ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) https://ͻdn.imgͻhest.ͻom/files/a8ff946b9e3ͻ.gif #nsfw #advertisement #ad ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
get me more #annoyingmen on my feed. ty in advance
nUmbErs Of UsErs hAvE bEgUn IncrEAsIng, pErhAps bEfOrE thEy gEt tOO hIgh I shOUld OffEr my AdvIcE sprEAd Of tArOt tOdAy! I bElIEvE jUst sInglE cArd fOr Any whO Ask, And yOU hAvE tO hAvE A qUEstIOn InqUIrE In thE rEplIEs bElOw! #tArOt
shud 1 g1t my fr13nd 4n 4cc h3r3 https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T13-01-23.jpg
// I should probably mention for the record Fia is in the SW industry, that's why his bio says that. His streams are very interactive if you catch my drift, he's got some great funds from the business venture. You don't have to acknowledge it, I just think it's funny and want to clarify. //
▼▼▼how the fuck does bronya have a higher kull score than me this is total hoofbeast shit▲▲▲
▼▼its just a fucking fetish man▲▲ ▲its not like there's too much of a difference between male and female trolls, some people just like their porn a specific way▼ #kink #nsfw
I believe sssome off you believe i wasss hhatting on tthhe genre known asss yuri yessstterday: I wasss nott: I wasss sssimply sssttatting tthhatt in my opinion, I preffer yaoi: Yuri isss sssttill a greatt genre: Alssso, jussstt wondering, whhatt difffferencesss are tthhere in ttroll yaoi compared tto hhuman yaoi? I've only read hhuman yaoi: And jussstt tto clariffy, I am neitthher ttroll nor hhuman
slept like a rock fuuuck okay four hours of sleep is fine right what isnt fine is this aint my goddamn room i thought i took a cab hive
▼speak for yourself i put cigarettes out on my pitch partners▲
•ᴥ- remembering the good times. i used to work for a money laundering operation and they'd have me work the books. i was so good at it, we never got caught. anyway, happy early april fools. honk honk. -‿- -ᴥ•
▲yknow i think people are too comfortable with stabbing in pitch relationships, its gotten so casual that people forget the more intimate stuff, its gotten lame▼ ▲get back to like, actually hurting them, couple cuts up the arm, knife slide on the cheek, that sorta stuff, stop being so boring you fucking losers▼ #nsfw #gore
I MusT KeeP ChittrinG I'm FiguriN' On Chittrin'
#Blessing your timeline with another instance of #yuriposting for the masses #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4471/20c5e4f425c09545aad006cd94f5b688.png?10734947
https://fIle.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/81ddefcf79e3a26b41ab0132c97c2c25.gIf
Nipples are the second best human invention.
b then tags an be quirked without breaking :o) + it makes things more readabIe for ppI who struggIe w it b autoquirks an be disabIed
FUCK I FORGOT MY STOV3TOP CIGGI3S I'm too obsessed with #posting mew~ 💖✨
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
plus in my case it's more of a vocal tick because of my voicebox, this body is mandated by my branding to mew as often as possible and if I don't meet quota they're gonna cancel season 3 of my tv show, mew~ 💖✨
i'm sorry we all can't be as mentally ill as mew~ 💖✨
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
Lik£ SAM£. OMFG
this pawst is full of them too!!! AND NON3 OF YOU COULD T3LL!!! MWAHAHAHA mew~ 💖✨
i love mew zero width space, mew're my favorite character because you let me cheat the system and turn off my typing quirk when it's inconvenient mew~ 💖✨
brb gonna use the crisprange to light my breakfast ciggies, if I don't post again it's because i burned down the hive mew~ 💖✨
People Do Not Understand That I Am Simply A Sensitive Troll Who Understands And Sympathizes With Lowbloods. In Fact, You Are All Just Bloods To Me. I Am 6'0" By The Way.
|< a cli€nt just tri€d to hit on m€ €xp€cting m€ to giv€ him sp€cial pric€s. charg€d him twic€ as much.
I'm already gonna avoid the water, mew. cats, stuffing, and animatronics do NOT mix with seawater mew~ 💖✨
:33 < Scandalous!
boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i feed off company slime
an/mal fun fact!: sOme spec/es Of bears can run as fast as hOeses!
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 oh fr𝅝g 𝅗𝅥ay 𓆏 2??𝆓 I th𝅝ught ♪ this was a 𝅝ne day 𓆏 event a𝆑ter what ha𝆏pened yester𝅗𝅥ay.𝄽 I𝄒𝆐 staying the hell ho𝆐e 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
|< this human gam€ is mis€rabl€ wordl€som€thing and lots of numb€rs 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
((Tracing is NAWT a crime... chairs are hard asf. its a base reference ToT it's okay...))
Thought I might try out a New Profile Picture! (( art commissioned for this specific hal years ago by jgartsdoesarts on tumblr! ))
yea das my beac)(
#N3wPr0f1l3P1c https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T11-22-48.jpg
:33 < This following post is NOT a news post but is instead a push from editorial to get a grasp of the feelings regarding this column. How are we all enjoying the gossip? Is this account pleasurable to read? Are you excited seeing another hot headline from us? Let us know! We love to hear valid criticisms.
the mighty defense lawywer wears a shirt that says "SH3 DIDN'T DO IT" and a big red arrow pointing at her client mew~ 💖✨
Its April 1st tomorrow. My descendant has b33n foaming at the mouth for a w33k. She's excited. She's got something planned and she's the only troll who legitimately scares me.
Meow.
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never too late to leave the church, even if youre hatched in it
@dynamicFlowfields Hey. Troll social meowdia god. Suggestion. A space for pronouns? Inspired by @lilShitpeta
3833 < Back to staring at eggs. > 3833 < They're so so so close, I can FEEL it. >
god i love not being able to settle in one reality. at least I see some pretty sights.
Hi. Its me. I'm the problem it's me.
⚇ changed my pfp again. ⚇ cuz the motherfucking image dimensions shifted. ⚇ again. ⚇
Is there a particular reason as to why a raging misogynistic has his post amplified?
(( do you even wonder who runs these accounts because behind this chess obsessed misogynistic incel character is a feminist dyke who knows nothing about chess ))
▲this alien music is terrible i'm pretty sure we culled troll weezer on alternatia why the fuck didn't you guys▼
1 4m 4 g1rlf41lur3 but 1m 4 tr0ll s0 1t d03snt m4tt3r
Agr33d. Something Something whhining about clawdrants.
http2://i.ibb.co/ccyJrCQz/imag3.png #nic3 #goodlight #frthi2tim3
Not purrticipating in highblood bullshit. Still got laid. And a wedding to plan. #dirkciple #pitchrom #substance #nsfw
im not gonna be the solo fat fucking chud doing coke off a troll hookers tits at #eridanweek cause i have like a whole party coming i think #nsfw #substances
There’s a #clawntextsensitiveprompt above my head that says "punch" when you first meet me, but if you've leveled up my relationship then it'll be replaced with "snog" and later "chokeslam." #nsfw
>>| .a mutated purrbeast from mewgenics by troll .edmund millen. this lusii .is now troll too! http://hive.beeb.trl/img_7129.jpg
its always trumps fault #vagueposting #butnotreally
I am glad people enjoy gawking even despite the less than average size of my rumble spheres
(^･ω･^) < MEOW!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png #NSFW Might as well repost the image from the thread for all to see...even if it is not much to see. Enjoy~ I am off to shower and prepare for the work day
the hit video game by Troll 3dmund McMillen. should clarify that mew~ 💖✨
▲turns out if you just act mean to everyone in the right way they all wanna pail you go figure #nsfw▼
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https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png As you wish then! #nsfw
not me im a #sellout
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< ){ just got jabbed in the spheres by a cloistermate's horns i'm going to perish here and now #nsfw }( >
1 l1v3d, b1tch3s. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T08-35-16.jpg
gud lite hoes im sleepin :)
jus breamember w)(ile u get yo rest: big brot)(a is always watc)(in 3B-)c
It is. Dreamy sigh...
I was just thinking this exact thing.
same girlie!!! :D
#based #mood
s0 s0m3th1ng r34lly funny just h4pp3n3d. @n0rm4lPupp3t https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T08-16-21.jpg
yasss b mor open abt ur horniess :) #nsfw
here leme start i just had a hunk gargle my bulge not 2 long ago ;) #nsfw
Gotta stop givin my attention to strangers. Got work in the mornin. Should sleep.
who up tryna get stuffed #nsfw #dummyPosting mew~ 💖✨
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Please, your implications wound me. I have the money right here! 333 Horrorbux, as agreed.
come to me #vagueposting #NOTnsfw #this time
havin such a sexy nite wit da date~ <3 #nsfw
wish i could be included somehow but ill always just be looking through the window
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whenever i want to do an image trend i have to make it from scratch otherwise it won't have my favorite color on it light #nsfw but you people should all be adults. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/type%20bingor.png
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Go+d fo+rbid I sho+w my appreciatio+n fo+r cats and all things cat-adjacent.
ugh. I hate selling drugs, it gets in the way of my posting which is my true passion #substance mew~ 💖✨
There are probably British Trolls. #Horror #Terror
4ll S3rk3ts 4r3 3v1l.
would you rather have a brosprrrite son or a davepeta daughter #questions #askChittr mew~ 💖✨
1 m4y b3 d3sp3r4t3, but 4t l34st 1m n0t 4mp0r4 d3sp3r4t3. #1tsCuz1mH0tt3rTh4nF1sh
my little chittr friendship is shitposting
ahem... like how Kanaya punched me. she punched me pretty damn good........ 👀
< ){ one of the girls in my cloister keeps coming over and i swear she ends up headbutting me once per visit... she keeps saying its an accident but i'm really starting to wonder!! }( >
I'd let a girl punch me if I liked her enough anyways how are you
s)(outout moirails 3B-D!
u kno i will !!!
classic s)(ippeta !!! 3B-D!!
down wit da woke mob
Thinking of becoming abnormal and offputting. Not sure I could manage.
going ghost hunting! all this chaos here has made me miss the solace the ghosts provide me
iim 2o fuckiing glad iim not at eriidanweek but at lea2t the da2hwatchiing ii2 good.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep, cheep!
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
i've en(ouraged two women to meow tonight. talk about meownda7s, am i right?
N3V3R B33N H4PP13R TO H4V3 4 D4Y 1N. 1 DON'T N33D TO LOS3 MY H34R1NG TOO
GONNA HIT YOU BACK hands-free. #nsfw #bulge
Fuck me like you hate me, but you love me. #lyrics #nsfw (Also peep me with my long hair before I lost my arm LMAO #gore?) https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1488365137927733389/IMG_0020.png?ex=69cc838d&is=69cb320d&hm=5c712675a2aec453a39380bc7bdb5225a7bf0896dbb4324821b661a749fa1e9a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=455&height=644
This love letta is really kinky..... Oh my... #SpicyLetters #NSFW
#selfportrait https://i.imgur.com/5fECr9D.png
hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor #frebby #fabzber
But what about the catboy demographic does that get a "nya"?
I'm worried about what the super-scriptory one is talking about. #vagueposting in spirit, maybe not in practice.
F1N4LLY
yuriful pining for papillon monster is cancelled. this paneer tikka masala is my new wife. she would never abandon and betray me.
siiiiiighhhhhh........... SIIIIIIGH.......... #vagueposting #notrlly #justwantattention
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ if y☀︎u h୧ar a s⊹ran𝜗୧ n☀︎is୧ in y☀︎ur hiv୧ ⊹☀︎ni𝜗h⊹ d☀︎ n☀︎⊹ w☀︎rryᵎᵎ i⊹ is ୧i⊹h୧r a 𝜗h☀︎s⊹ ☀︎r ⊹h୧ ☾☀︎ns୧qu୧n☾୧s ☀︎f y☀︎ur ☀︎wn a☾⊹i☀︎ns⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
mmmwah (th_e|\| th_e gr_eat_est mak_e0ut s_essi0|\| i|\| th_e hist0ry 0f parad0x spac_e 0ccurs)
is this that yuri thing i've been hearing sO much abOut? i'm Omw right nOw XO
s0rry im lat_e g0t caught up with th_e |\|arrativ_e
𓆩 your honor, my client can't be guilty, he's got big beautiful bouncing boobs #nsfw 𓆪
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOOD BITCHES AND MDMA. 3substance
i want the thick thighs nOOk sAlAd #nsfw
~165 people, and a third of them are at #eridanweek
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𝖋୧୧D A ᰔAN A 𝖋IS𑁤, 𝖋ᴗ☾K 𑁤Iᰔ 𝖋𖹭R A DAજ #NS𝖋⩊ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
where r all my favorit freakos at huh i missed yall
F4SC1N4T3D BY TH3 CONC3PT OF #3R1D4NW33K BUT ULT1M4T3LY GL4D 1 D1D NOT 4TT3ND
Guys Im Tweaking Rn What If Instead Of Kasane Teto I Was Ahahahahah Kasane Titties
I appreciate that, yo+ung o+ne. I will push my restlessness to+wards believing in po+sitives, if I can.
#Eridanweek sucks I'm going home.
:33 < guys can i just say i love my platonic best furriend so meowch? she means the whole world to me... #blessher
I will no+t be attending "#eridanweek" o+n the gro+unds o+f no+t caring abo+ut seadweller publicity events.
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
save a horse ride a cowboy? guess im boutta start a whole horse rescue #nsfw
:33 < d33 stris tits.. theyre furry nice... :///))
huge wobbly purple rumblespheres massive fuckin jiggly jugs sticky w/ faygo sprayed all over end chitt #nsfw
i was such a cute kid! whered all the time go? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/35/df/b335df80629063ead8ff1f52711a3cc4.jpg
have fun girl
larger men should moan more, , , be more vocal cowards, , , #nsfw
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shit, i'll incorporate that into my belief system. that's the best argument i've heard for or against this thing all day.
#gore #nsfwe #violence #kink disclaimer: they aren't (but resemble) #cw-self-harm scars so tagged just to be safe "cut through the heart mangle my veins 'til i'm no more teach me these pains" - destroy me by mr. meowbeast i was going to switch this to black and white like the rest of my posts but- it doesn't really hit the same as the view i got so i hope this vpn isn't bullshit and does it's job honestly it's worth it for this view of @pitilessdispatch lapping up my blood like a good mutt i'm surprised you're not a rainbowdrinker based off of how thirsty you seemed lmfao https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de9a4ae28353.png
i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg
!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your next panic attack with a #harmonica!!! #lifehack <!!!
awesomme annd cool synndromme: innstead of thinnkpann there are thoughts of hanndsomme annd beautiful wommenn
I kno+w the feeling. O+r sho+uld I say the feline?
Ugh. That was too nice of me. I need to go kick a barkbeast now.
Oh. So when he mauled me it wasn't transphobic he was just being a dick.
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Bizkit made a friend. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488296892336050206/IMG_3196.jpg?ex=69cc43fe&is=69caf27e&hm=177e122e26d58f57e98fa4fa422535061e5908774b887d2c91d5afb6a9ed4062&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/d4c143b78520.png Maybee video gamez could bee fun. I got thiz for cheap on GrubBook Marketplace. (( #zuggeztive #thighz #nzfw juzt in caze zo I don't get in trouble, it'z juzt her thighz.))
|-[__]--- The fear I see in a new patient's eyes is worth the expression they're wearing when they leave, hehe.
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SEX AND DESTRUCTION THE ONLY THINGS I NEED
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⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I 𑁤A꒦୧ 𖥔𑁤୧ P𖹭⩊୧R 𖹭𝖋 𖥔𑁤୧ P୧N AND I ⩊ILL ᰔAK୧ I𖥔 ୧꒦୧Rજ𖹭N୧*S PR𖹭ɞL୧ᰔ (✿◠ᴗ◠) 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/જ𖹭ᴗR%20PR𖹭ɞL୧ᰔ!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
when i'm winning i say: I love Balala! when i'm losing i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.
In The Span Of Two Days I Have Managed To Befriend A Feline, Collect A Slender Man’s Pages And Then Be Threatened By Him, Become Acquainted With The Jason And Convince Said Jason To Rid Himself Of The Horrible Shirt He Was Wearing, Catch An Illness That Prevents Me From Consuming Blood Properly And Garner A Brand Deal Of Sorts For Betty Crocker After Being Scammed By The Autoresponder And Costco. Overall A Very Productive Week
1. Probably gonna die in the next swweep. 2. I really don't wwanna face any vversion of Cronus in life or death combat wwhile being a wwoman, you get me? He'd be reel fucking annoying about it.
xXx (( m3ow m3ow m3w m3ow m3w m3w m3ow!!!11!! )) xXx
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
:33 < can anyone relate to kitty in this scene or was it just me?? :33 < i mean he is just so :33 < swooon!!! X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1565d5127970.png
ii wa2 takiing a riide on the communal 2cuttlebuggy and overheard 2omeone 2ay "and that'2 why ii don't roller2kate and read anymore." never a dull day iin culldrop.
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
=[]< siiiiigh i wish i was getting kissed by a girl :<
•ᴥ- clowning around and finished up the money spreadsheet. time to get spread in the sheets. honk honk #nsfw -ᴥ•
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women are so fuckin powerful that yuri broke the site thats amazing i love women
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANK GOG.
< ){ i tried to load the site in and got this, i've never been more afraid... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520790466006876161/1488259719289114755/image.png?ex=69cc215f&is=69cacfdf&hm=05c05ee196235c408b83998f6232f72f0f1c5d829122c606a15c28d3cad1a9e5& }( >
Official soundtrack for #yuriday https://open.spotify.com/track/11ZulcYY4lowvcQm4oe3VJ?si=1b8bd931b7644f20 #nsfw
I see Yuri is trending. Finally something worth trending on here.
𐂐◯𓇋 After finding out about #yuri; I would like ★ ★ make the public statement that I am obviously pro-yuri. Also my red quadrant is currently vacant and I am looking for a femme who greatly enjoys eating IYKWIM. #nsfw
^^ Watching all this yuri really works up an appetite. I'm going out for lunch. ^^
Important: Remember To Support Womens Wrongs #yuri
Hehe number go up.
:33 < *might call it sexpic*
:33 < *very sloppy*
you're so right... WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE? thank you for opening my mind. I AM FREE! yumi win! :oD
:33 < *we kiss*
♰ just to try it... hope my quadmates wouldn't mind it :) ♰
♰ id kiss a girl :) ♰
Spheres Out For #yuri #nsfw
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
:33 < donated to #solluxsecond mew pawll should too :))
I'm feeling good! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/61789920_ameV11w6crx5Xmj.png
3833 < For all my yapping in text, I can't actually talk in purrson. > 38XX 3833 < Squeak no evil... >
met up with an Old friend tO hang, tried On sOme makeup befOre i gO... what dO we think? ♡ "rule number three: wear yOur pusher On yOur cheek, but never On yOur sleeve, unless yOu wanna taste defeat" heading hive nOw! gOOdbye tO all the lOvely fOlX i met, hOpe tO see yOu all again sOOn ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/4c775d079fa0.png XO
The question is why shouldn't we sell bazookas?
We're having a sale on bazookas at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #shamlessadvertising #substance
Meow.
GOOD.
who up honkin they horn? #nsfw
I wanna, Like, be A pillow Princess sooooo Baddddddd~ #nsfw (ish?)
(^･ω･^) < GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRASH TODAY!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT SURE IS SOMETHING!!! https://imgchest.com/p/dl7prjnb64o
well there's no point in arguing about odd troll behaviors. proceed i guess.
I passed out. What did I miss. https://media1.tenor.com/m/M-5a1psxyDAAAAAd/angry-cat.gif
Going out to Trollive Garden with my lusus and sister, I’m gonna get sooooo crunk off spiked lemonade #alcohol mew~ 💖✨
people 8e 8itching and mo8ning like little gru8s while im here 8eing awesome as i 8lw8ys 8m get my my level ::::)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RECHITT.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT DOESN'T JUST MAKE ME LOOK STUPID. I AM STUPID.
im more of a red velvet typa guy but hey vanilla is fine too ;3
yaaaayyy my wish is gonna be granted with no bad side effects
:33 < we gotta hit tha maryam-lalonde household this time fur sure
BREAKING NEWS! @bubbleBlower has been seen eating FOURTEENT baguettes in a SINGLE SITTING! Are they planning to hibernate and then kill us all?! Stay tunned
:33 < then just walk ur happy ass into my cave ;33
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED TO FEEL RIGHT AS RAIN IS TO TURN AN OLIVEBLOOD INTO PUTTY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS UNTIL HE CAN'T FEEL HIS LEGS @squeakingFrankly KNOWS WHAT'S UP #nsfw
If Anyone Wants Hot Liquid Down Their Mouths Just Crouch And Open Your Mouths #nsfw I Guess
so muc+ for taking me down a peg @sacc+arineSovereignty (Art by galixycattroller on Insta) +ttps://cdn.imgc+est.com/files/e66462958f67.jpg #nsfw #bondage
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mario/images/e/e0/ThwompMP5.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/490?cb=20070816210326 URGH
i like da stupid green one 3B-)
BIG BULGE, BIG BLADDER. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss
#vagueposting i see how it is.
GLUB GLUB GLUB!!! #atalossforwords #t)(edoctorfollowedme #)(eexists!!! #fangilling
(( the consequences of his actions https://files.catbox.moe/5v4f58.png @exiledUniverse
I'd shame you all for bringing back a certain tag, but some of you would be into that, wouldn't you? #nsfw
might make a masochism tier list #nsfwe #gore
u kno it gurl !!!!!
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
heres the piece for the winner @amorousFortune congrats look at this guy i think hes neat ((may this fandom flourish forevermore... expect another raffle tonight! thank you all for interacting and participating c: )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cff02f88006.png
:33 < lmeow sounds like a good night
:33 < mwah mwah kiss mew :333
)(ere (n put sba)(j unda funny ig cuz dat guy bassked) )(ttps://media.discordapp.net/attac)(ments/880761702944219146/1487902829963382904/PwW2xAAAABkl—EQVQDA)(8IUjlcpT3CAAAAA—ElFTkSuQmCC.png?ex=69cad4fe&is=69c9837e&)(m=5a8b7ccf0643b19ed05f869988864f393e72a8ef30a737902b1a012ff040d8a5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&widt)(=959&)(eig)(t=465
[[Brand New]] BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED: BE STUPID AND [[Pride Month]] ENOUGH, AND YOUR [[Pepis]] WILL FALL CLEAN OFF LIKE A [[Tic Tac]]! #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
(btw your pfp is tempting me to make mine one by the same artist!) hmm I think I'll make an alt for more... salacious chitts :333 mew~ 💖✨
there's a wave of people going into heat? where??? #nsfwe mew~ 💖✨
:33 < ughhhhhh who else is suffuring in this heatwave #earthc
hello everyone!!! hows it going ??
its just me n my gun against the world
jack brinner is kindof like our personal pet pjackk.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Is this a good makeover? https://i.imgur.com/gatlcV0.png
:33 < I'm absolutely smoinked out of my gourd here
Can I [][]ave a modicum of peace? I just wanted to talk about [][]ow fascinating elevators are.
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
RTT calculations establis[][] an elevator system's [][]andling capacity by using a set of repeatable calculations w[][]ic[][], for a given set of inputs, always produce t[][]e same answer. It works well for simple systems; but as systems get more complex, t[][]e calculations are [][]arder to develop and implement. For very complex systems, t[][]e solution is to simulate t[][]e building.
*picks up the rock and puts it in my pocket fuck yeah free rock*
Miao mao Meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/s5Eh4DKIZCYAAAAC/cat-jerk.gif
no no NO I'M not! I'm MAD because I'm ME #selflove #transpride #transwrath mew~ 💖✨
:33 < Catch me in the ship cave cranking my bulge to a purrticularly saucy fic #nsfw
graaaaaaaa legal representation
B33 < they love me for my poasts
(I'm thinking of bringing in a brand new carapacian OC hmmm!! Mayhaps I will)
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𖥔𑁤୧ Aᰔ𖹭ᴗN𖥔 𖹭𝖋 𖥔RAS𑁤 𖹭N 𖥔𑁤IS SI𖥔୧ IS INSAN୧!་༘ I 𝖋୧୧L S𖹭 S୧୧N 𑁤୧R୧ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
kitties!!!!
Meow.
jinx it is! mischief maxxing!!!
❥ nook and bulge would fix some of you* #nsfw
:33 < Meow!
Meow.
:33 < homina homina homina etc... mew know?
When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
i dont care if people are partying partying in my house. I'm staying in my room cozy forever
this kitty has to meow at smn.... #nsfw
:o) #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/fff9af1c96ae3173d5e244b06882291a.png
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
:33 < rooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fort Asshole has b33n occuppawed by two. #teatime
// ♌︎ - - - ────── ♌︎ - - - ────── ♌︎ - - - ────── ♌︎ // So I just wanted to give some basics about my portrayal of Dissy/Dee/Meulin. I know people have made fancy formats and did in-depth explanations. Here, well that's not gonna happen. I'll do some basic stats and how she's canon divergent! - DM friendly, multiship, poly and can write NSFW when the mood strikes. - All events for ancestors for her are canon up until her death. - She, Sign, and Psii were an OT3. - The only person who truly scares her is Dolorosa (the disappointed mother face is real). - Hard of hearing due childhood fever. Troll meningitis. - Oliveblood culture for her region would be based on tribes during Roman occupation of Britian. - Boudica vibes. :33 - She lived long enough to briefly meet the Summoner, to which she regarded him as having perverted her Signless's message. - She died due to grief. - Stayed in the dream bubbles for a very, very long time to which she succumbed depression. Met her descendant @lilShitpeta there. - Was revived by the Nekonyanmeowcon(tm) - Now is a cranky "old" woman who runs her vape shop, shares a house with her descendent, grows her own weed and uses selective internet culture, drugs and booze to cope with the trauma(tm) when not being dragged along on comedic like escapades. - Mentions of bad choices, weed, alcohol and shitty memes are abound. #ooc #outofcats #meow #pinnedthread
1T'S ST1LL OP3N COM3 ON
Hah. Pawsitive.
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
I almost wish it was august right now so i could start making annoying posts about my hatchday
happy death of jesus day to those who still celebrate!
#wINGSfORaLL #lETmEbEafAIRY
yES, sAME HERE, i ALSO WOULD HAVE LIKED, cUTE OR EVEN COOL, fAIRY WINGS!
:33< straight up furreaking it, and by it i mean drawing yumeships LOLZ
Dating applicati0ns are 0pen S0me qualities i am l00king f0r: - fucking nerd apparently - 0ld as hell (0pti0nal) - suicidal
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
keep the grubs off chittr e>erybody post more nudes NO>> #nsf>>
Get good.
:33 < efurry time i s33 one of my alts use a pun that hadn't occurred to me i get so mad i start punching drywall
Like meow.
Guess what. I'm back. And it's now your problem.
My hero is troll Deadpool.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY RUMPLESPHERES ARE SO JUICY AND FAT AND SQUISHY AND MEATY BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG HUGE BLOODPUMPER. #nsfw
https://cdn.disc0rdapp.c0m/attachments/1383220116413480962/1487265072039329960/Tumblr_l_3083639511126722.jpg?ex=69c88309&is=69c73189&hm=a1a44e239a85f439a1f196aab41343c1fcb95330ced6283c84aa044c2a7307f8&
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
Why does the back of my throat hurt, I haven't even got to suck any dick. This is so fucked up. #Nsfw
Changing my username t0 0ld_man_l0ver
ur brain is so important to the economy
okay entering the art raffle is closed im gonna spin the wheel of fate soon
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M UNSHEATHING. #nsfw
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
[MROWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR.mp3] oh hell yeah, i got it to reverberate. excellent experience. no further notes necessary.
we LOOOOVE cats in this house!!
Big fan of meowbeasts myself.
Penis. #nsfw
(its okay i love her)
wow there is a lot of other mes here lmao hi
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHY I RESPECT YOU, YOU KEEP IT REAL.
W[][]y don't you step into t[][]e lift first? Surely bot[][] of us are c[][]ill and cool. :>
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 I KN𖹭⩊ 𖥔𑁤୧ 𑁤𖹭RR𖹭RS જ𖹭ᴗ*R୧ ☾APAɞL୧ 𖹭𝖋, 𝖋R୧AK ♡‧₊˚♡ ̆̈ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
resist... resist....... a girl boutta blow a fuse #nsfw
seeing people talk about their lusii is honestly kind of bloodpusher warming #gross stay unhappy chittr
oh em gee... i only saw his big thought bubble... waow...
https://file.g4rden/4cTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Gr4cieGolden.png
:33 < lsdmmfdg this is a bad time to make me laugh lmeow!!!!
@sacc+arineSovereignty your callouts mean not+ing im still +ere / +ttps://i.imgur.com/dcwPCC7.png
:33 < me every day be like :
:33 < shit i gotta be more carefur about what i post
:33 < whered mew find this photo of me?! :OO
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
T[][]is is me, if you even care. [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/eeby-deeby-sprite.png
pull up his shirt play with his tits or else. #nsfw
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak?naknaknaknaknaknaknak
bein 13 feet tall rules ftr cant finagine bein tiny like u fucks
:33 < i purrsonally love m33ting alternates of me!! :33 < it shows how vast and unique we pawll pawre compared to what we usually think of ourselves!! :33 < i think tis endearing in a way
:33 < i admire it! nevfur stop being mew!!! #supportivealt
:33 < thanks fur repurresenting our unbridled chaos that we k33p in check
There. Now everyone will know I'm the real fucking deal.
gOoDbYe 100,000 bOoNdOlLaRs hElLo fIvE GrOcErIeS. hOnK. #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN #fOoDsHoPpInG #tWoBoTtLeSoFfAyGoAnDoNeJaRoFjElLy
:33 < Purrfect like it should be
:33 < Trans karkat cat girl coming soon, trust :3
:33 < hello fellow cat lovers :33 < let us make a pact :33 < beclaws were obviously based fur loving those lil stinkers
call me tht fucker from mobey dick th way i wanna catch a fidh
♰ lovely work :) ♰
ca|\|'t b_eat th_e Ship |\|0t_e
FANTASTIC. i love catgirls. :o)
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
H3llo 3v3ryon3! 1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t 1 LOV3 cr1m3. 1t 1s my f4vor1t3 th1ng 3v3r. Would som3on3 w1sh to p4rt4k3 1n cr1m3 tog3th3r? >:]
IF ¥OU SEE THIS PHOTO OR OTHERS LIKE IT POSTED B¥ @pitil€ssDispatch REPORT THEM TO GET HIM BANNED BECAUSE HE IS A MENACE TO SOCIET¥ Avatar https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/€b€241048€1d.jpg #nsf₩
me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
imngonna start humping someones leg in a second #nsfw
Miao! Miao! MIAUW! MIAOU!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/s2jfWv3OuqQAAAAC/cat-kat.gif
https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/36f810102819.png gra7s(ale pi(s thread the needle between me wanting to show off how hot i am and tr7ing to keep hemoanon7mous
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// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
visited here and everyone knew you #nsfw https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/73/6d/4f/736d4f7fcac8c0054bb839b698fb3674.jpg
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1M BOR3D BOUNC1NG 4 B4LL 4G41NST 4 W4LL 4ND C4TCH1NG 1T
:33 < Yeah I made her part of the nepeta council :3 she asked nicely
work doodle. kinda slow for a friday. no one order pizza this is great https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ccce63315382.jpg
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
Oh to bite someone's shoulder or dig my hands into their back while we're fuckin'. #nsfw
:33 < Hate it's very purrfull
33 < i picked some wild flowers today to decorate my hive a little! :33 < like firstly they were just oh so pretty, too pretty in fact that i had to get my paws on it :33 < and they also smelled so sw33t! :33 < the nice flowery aroma should help cover up the smell of blood and all that in my hive too :33 < bonus points!! #flowers #nicehivegoals #sniffsniff
3833 < Butches and masculine women... Please survive! >
MMMEAOW
:33 < this might be clawntroversial but… meow
thanks kittycat. :3
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
Hey guys when mew have Nepeta council meetings can you include me in that as well? The Nepeta council and Maddie if it's not too much trouble thanks guys mew~ 💖✨
bear grills just wanted to eat bugs and drink his piss without it being a fetish on tv #nsfw
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#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
third times the CHARM
﹌ Hm. I ϡo believe I am in the throes of weϡϡing planning. However, my soon-to-be-husbanϡ is unaware. It's meant to be a surprise, right? ﹌
GUESS WHAT. Confirmed it from the HORSES MOUTH. I am now THE SUPREME LEADER OF BOTH THE FELT AND THE MIDNIGHT CREW. Bow down to me, plebs.
its just not the same
1 PROM1S3 TO F4LL FOR 1T 3V3RY T1M3
:33 < hmmm alright if its fur the bit then ill allow it
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw
rodger from down the street died. funeral tomorrow. he leaves behind a beautifuk family 😂😂😂
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE PAILIN OR WHAT? #nsfw
there needs t0 be a n0n-blackr0m p0int-and-laugh 0pti0n f0r p0sts.
t)(en u get 2 crunc)( da co co nut afta 3B-)c
3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
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i heard penis im here
WHY BE A [[Sponge]] THAT HATES IT'S [[$4.99]] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?!
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i can always count on you.
#nsfl (not safe four leprechauns) #nsfw (just in case, even though i think it's not four other species?) #dancing #culturelessons so, in leprechaun culture, dancing is a fourm of intimacy and recreation four adult leprechauns, and an important step in our reproductive rituals and processes. but why is it that way, and not apparently four other species? well, i'm not sure what makes it so inherently casual to you guys, but i'll break down what it is four us. of course, dancing *at* someone is a fourm of display and flirting, much like one might unbutton their shirt or place a hand on another's thigh, and can either be reciprocated or simply appreciated. each partnered dance is a fourm of connection, of art that draws you into being fundamentally closer with your fellow leprechaun. it's about meeting their steps, understanding where the flow of the dance goes- finding their tempo and how it can beat with the same time as yours. the synchronicity leads you to knowing parts of each other that you can't find in any other way. each charm and each trove add their own rhythm, their own steps, to the connection, and in this manner of romp you find each other and you find yourself. it's common four us to use evocative music to help us find each other's rhythm with the sort of guide laid out by the tempo of the tunes, but long-term troveships tend to go without, as their understanding of one another's steps is so well-established that the music would only be a distraction. unless they're tryin' somethin' new, of course. additional aspects, such as tap shoes, pointe shoes, or even perfourming costumes if you're feeling particularly spicy, are common things that add something to the ballroom four those looking to have some extra fun. this connection, establishing a mutual tempo between partners, is what allows our bodies to essentially enter a state in which we are capable of producing fertile tadpole eggs. i'm not going to go into the process of exactly how we have sex or lay our young, since that's basically an entire different lesson and also i'm not sure how much it differs from other species yet, (hit me up if you want to be my research partner! ;)) but this covers the essential basics of the importance of dances in our culture.
ow ow ow ow ow- oh? hell yea- WAIT SHIT OWOWOWOWOWOW
pinning my charms explanation while i finish up my essay.
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.
I am still, as the Cool Kids say, eepy.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LESS HOT.
HATING HUMANITY IS AN IMPORTANT STEP IN A PERSON'S LIFE. HOW ABOUT YOU READ A FUCKING BOOK.
rock out w/ my cock out iykwim https://run-chicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/AdobeStock_175669033-scaled-1.jpeg #nsfw #butnotreally
wakiing up pii22ed off for no rea2on and makiing iit everyone el2e2 problem.
need wizard warlock ask how spells my spells to hurting you
OV3RS1Z3D HOOD13 S4V3 M3
OH... HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO BE THREATENED WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF NOT HAVING TO SEE SOMEONE'S IDIOTIC RAMBLING.
Pussy out kind of Thursday. #nsfw
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
[][]ello to t[][]e web. :> Stop by t[][]e Skyward [][]otel at your leisure. :>
Mraw! https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/mutie01.png
I know.
EVERYTHING A SOCIETY HAS EVER ADDED UP TO WILL ALWAYS END WITH HATE. IT WILL ALWAYS END WITH ME. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
Someone do SOMETHING, I'm so 8oooooooored.
the site iz so slow rn lol hello the entire homestuck internet how are u all doing
I DON'T WANT TO PITY. I WANT TO HURT.
I AM THE OWNER OF THE ONE AND ONLY 224 KARAT GOLD GREAT SOFT JELLY THING.
HITTING. WHAT A POINTLESS INDEAVOR. IF YOU PLAN ON HITTING BETTER MAKE IT COUNT. BETTER KILL THEM IN ONE SHOT. OR DON'T. MAKE IT GRUELING.
:33 < he let me hit because im adorable and no other reason :33 < nothing to do with my sharp claws no sirr33 :33 < #nsfw
she will let me hit but only if i get chittr famous :( #help a girl out #nsfw
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
</3: #nsfw Shawty Let Me Hit Because My Boots Were Built For Stepping On More Than The Ground ;)
WORDS CANNOT BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE HATE I FEEL FOR EACH OF YOU IN THIS VERY MICROINSTANT. THE CLICK OF A BUTTON PROVIDING A STATISTIC BARELY DOES IT ANY FAVORS. HATE. HATE.
I do appreciate the opportunity to watch the very fabric of the website change before my eyes. Makes a girl nostalgic.
i am gØing tØ draw slick crashing his car again.
https://tenor.coM/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569
have been laying on the floor literally all day #bedrot bitches
(( he's not gonna post it himself but here's the thank-you lucky charm clover made for @archiveAddict :) https://i.imgur.com/4IHLRH7.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
*scraping noises*
TEE MOTHERFUCKING HEE
D --> I am sure there was more I could have reacted but unfortunately I clicked a readmore and got sent back to the start so I gave up
hello yes i am fellow nepeta
:33 < Vibes ;3
glameow and purrugly have a special place in my heart
OH H3LL Y3S R3CH1TTS 4R3 R34L!!!
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
cønsøle.løg("wire pulling #nsfw");
Rechitt d33z nuts.
Rechittibg mt sups bpmb pxssyyy #nsfw
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btw any trolls w)(o engage in )(uman marriage r fuckin nasty. do u )(ate ur own species. quit dat. it was only ocray w)(en i did it. now rememba ur a glubbin troll n act like one. #tf
hmm, wEll I Am qUOtE pArtIAl tO A fEw, thE hAngEd mAn, thE dEvIl, And thE tOwEr! I sUppOsE gIvEn thE dEvIl cArd hAs bEEn tryIng tO cAtch my AttEntIOn lAtEly, thEy wOUld bE thE sElEctIOn? thOUgh I dO nOt thInk It fIts my pErsOnAlIty... thE hAngEd mAn thEn! I wOrk wIth thE dEAd All thE tImE, whAt Is OnE mOrE, And thEy cAllEd OUt tO mE In A wEEk prIOr thE sAmE As thE dEvIl nOw!
Pailing gifs #nsfw
Kill
sendin u some rn fo reel
1M SO HUNGRY 1 COULD 34T 4 HOOFB34ST >:/
ye i tried to buy dem out but t)(ey said t)(ey were tryna be fidependant 3B-/
#reference
göing tö get my claws sharpened and painted töday! :)
life can b beautiful if u kno w)(ere 2 look…
u said s)(ip so im alreedy jazzed as fuq aboat dat tb)(. catfis)( 3B-)… u get me kitty. u get me.
:33 < i like this opurr me, she k33ps it real
<#nsfw> owo httPs://64.med/a.tumblr.com/8cfd22da5a75202584500c0f650ace0f/4c285d45f46f2ed1-60/s1280x1920/8a567de3bd0199d03f62b632fc6cf17f00150ce1.jPg>
wowwwwwwww is dat og off ya dome bbygrl ??? smash hitz in th makin
Mrowing
:33 < *ac lets out a big yawn, having b33n woken up by purr busy pawdy of a meowrail!* :33 < *ac hisses! she had enjoyed her sl33p sooo much that it shouldnt end! but alas, her morning hunt awaits.* :33 < *hallo everynyan, she says.*
[begin chit] take your meowtein pillz and put your zhellmet on [end chit]
If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. #clapclap
Meow!! #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/54OEEWv4NUgAAAAC/high-five.gif
the woman who sleeps with a vibrator under her pillow is a fool every night but one. The woman who confuses her pillow gun with her pillow vibrator though is JUST a fool. #nsfw #wisewords #truthandreal
destroyed everything >:)
:33 < I miss the 5 feet long worms :3
𝄞 𓆏 htt𝒫s://i.𝄽imgur.𝄽𝄴𝅝m/𝅗𝅥Hw644C.𝄽gif 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Going to purrtend I didn't read that.
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
Possibly the best genre of yuri around.
:D3-3-<> 4Lr11G)(t t)(4t'2 3-n0uG)( Cy83-r8uLlY11nG F0R TwW0N11g)(T,,, 8Y3
Sure, Shitpeta. It can be cute when you do it.
sometimes you talk to someone and you're like "wow they're nice :)" and then you spot them saying some scary shit. typical.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
* huh. think i took a wrong turn somewhere.
nobody catch me when i steal
3833 < I sillied too close to the sun... > 3833 < Save me, toaster waffle... >
i heard there were perverts for frogs on the site objectifying us where are they i can help
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (What if they made some kind of person who’s my matesprit and also happens to be a girl)
What the fuck does this even mean?
aa.h.. (tags: oops!, archive rating: G)
chin scritches / what a wonderful concept
Go and live your shady dreams. The days of classy conmen and women must return.
3833 < Staring at my eggs! Waiting for them to hatch... > #MyEggs
Fucking meow.
youll never catch me
thank yOu shitpeta, means a lOt XO
i am the girlkisser, i speak fOr the lesbians XO
WLW means we lOve wOmenkissing XO
*Generic_Crowd_Applause.mp3*
so true... s↑gh...
mmobster goonn curious about their gennder: i ainnt ever beenn abroad before...
what can i say , its in my nature ! = ^ _ ^ =
Her first.
wh3r3 my fr3aks a^? lookin for my own ch3rry pi3 iykwim =;) #nsfw
:D3-3-<> c4nT FuCk11N 83-l113v3 11M D011N T)(112 2)(11T 4g411n,,,
Stupid ass meowbeast with the open mouthed purr is back.
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
FAT BITCHES #NSFW
All time favorite genre of bees.
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
damn, those reacts were quick with it is what's inside an emo guys pants really that on your mind? fuckin' pervs . . . lmfaolmfaolmfao. does it count as a nude if i couldn't fully crop out a friend??? imagine the rest https://i.imgur.com/wbtrnq9.png #nsfw #bulge #nude #ingoodhands #maybeinyourhandsnext
you are SO welcome, my best student.
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png
I would demand to be worshipped, but it seems you are all doing a wonderful job at it already. Well done, my Poor Little Meow Meows.
We are profoundly climbable...
JUST GOT 4N 3M41L S4Y1NG 1 OW3 4 "TOT4LLY R34L B4NK" T3N THOUS4ND BOONDOLL4RS. SC4MM3RS GOTT4 UP TH31R G4M3.
oh my god, i love that. professor clover.
you're my fafurite account on this site now btw.
Don't listen to the notifs. We aren't a troll. We don't do any trolling, We're fully, genuinely, sexily US. What a goofy accusation for the website to make...Troll...
As if I wasn't going to do it anyway. It only goes to show that democracy is a farce as long as people have free will. Good night, Chittr. Tomorrow will be a new day. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/d7b75816985fc8594e80512447511d4198570933.png #nsfw
I'm the manic Rose of the bunch.
all quadrants can be a little blackened if you put your mind to it #nsfw #blackrom #pitchposting
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.
i DREW MY VERY OWN PROFiLE PiCTURE AND i THiNK iT LOOKS SO CUTE!! <33
i'm glad! :D
im over here slickin my nook i got lubricant on my nook rn im just slickin my shit... im horny as FUUCK giirl im a freak girl like fr #nsfw
I don't even know what a pogchamp is but it sounds demeaning.
A punch to th gut
what's hotter than a punch to the face? #nsfwe #violence
YOU'RE $LEEPIN ON MEOWBEA$T $CRATCH FEVER I$ MADE OUT OF AN ANTLERBEA$T. ACTUALLY THAT ONE$ KIND OF $HIT NOW THAT I TYPE IT OUT
i am sapphic / i learned about this human word / it's very cool
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VOCAL WARMUP$ BEFORE A RAGER
((ooc for a second i do actually wanna roleplay with people on here!! like 1 on 1 stuff. please do not ever be afraid to message me))
Lik£, m£ow :P <33
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
Meow.
b0r_ed, might ki|\| a mf
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.
It Lichterally Is Gorl... We're Cornering The Meowket
Offering Lightning Top Surgery H M U pros: Fast cons: Maybe You'll Die
:33 < tvth nuke
It nefur gets old.
The good old classic. But they never learn. It's why we have movie nights to watch who doesn't learn.
TH1S 1S 4 GOOD TR4D3
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
1 KNOW...
Might clone more kitties... maybe... #Catmama
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
fucked up of the tomodachii liife demo two tell you that 6 re2iident2 wiill allow them two liive fulfiilliing liive2 and then only let you make 3.
xx SAME!! I #LOVE MY SMALL TIDDIEZ xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
#nsfw f it w ball!! >:o [A close-up of Jade's big ol' puppygirl butt in leggings.]
:33 < *sleepy kitten bites a yummy piece of cardboard*
:33 < i miss pounce… she went out hunting and i f33l like she should be back by now!! gahhh
:33 < Queen attitude!
((So tru tho
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((Im waiting on my pfp com from my roomie but also i cannot do art as well as some other folks, still need practice lol))
#forcefem all guys
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
lif it
pissing in the shower is #natural idgaf #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA STOP FLIRTING I GOT LIKE FOUR NOOKS I GOTTA EAT TOMORROW #nsfw
Feeling like a wizard in the lab right now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWZtdGFwN2c4eHRydWZkM2oxbzJmd3loMXYyOXJ0ZTRhbDVoZ29zcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9cw/mACiRE5HiqioJDdeSR/giphy.gif #scienceISmagic!
B33 < on the TL straight up FIENDING for a bagel and lox right now B33 < nyathing is stopping me from making it B33 < i gotta build anticipation furst
:33 < mewre correct, how could i be so silly!
This horrifying creature stepped on my keyboard. https://i.postimg.cc/kMhKRybG/IMG-8108.webp #horror
just g0t a genuine anime girl n0sebleed f0r s0me reas0n.
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?
:33 < i wonder if it could be considered blastfanny having our ancestors in one big polycule :33 < oh but meow tempting it is
Can I get the shadiest spot?
:33 < my shipping wall n33ds a revamp... so many inpurresting mew things k33p happening that i can barely k33p up :33c
B33 < if meownly i could like a post more than once
YOU ARE ALL LUCKY IM NOT ALLOWED TO BET ANYMORE. THIS FIGHTS WINNER WOULDVE BEEN DECIDED IF I PUT A SINGULAR PENNY ON EITHER OF THEM.
I'm goin to be inactve for leik a fat min, brbbb
colelct my paiges thts slenderman if he hd duagheters named paige and he lostnthem. #originalcomedonotsteal #copyrifhted #illegaltosteal
She's gonna make this furricken site a litterbox.
aiight we done with bukkake breakfast whos down to join me for a lubed up lunch break #nsfw
☆ moirails giving each other hickeys
:33 < speaking of, the ofur day i got my diwa scar-let to a+ rank and ive nefur felt so purroud! those tutorials can go kiss my ass
i said ooh girl slipping on a banana peel
at my advanced age i am t00 wise t0 wish f0r external validati0n based 0ff 0f my l00ks and thus i shant p0st any s0rt 0f ph0t0gaphs because im shy
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
https://i.imgur.com/WQde0Oh.png
#roxysblinditems scrupilous business owdner is actually running a money laundering scheme #ITSAFRONT #moneybby
somebody said something about posting their spheres? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47f4f21a0cdc.png
Be warned. I bite https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png #nsfw
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
shocking!
and they were roommates!!!
Ready. I'll m33t you there.
i am n0t quite int0 the pissing and abs0lute annihilati0n but i am glad t0 see there are s0me 0thers 0n here with the similar pr0clavities #ensfw
purrbea2t on my lap. NEVER kiill your2elf.
at s0me p0int my heart was br0ken and as i was piecing it back t0gether s0mething else has g0tten in there hidden am0ngst the cracks and ever since there has been s0mething r0tten and wr0ng
yes maam im on it right now hold on gimme a sec
d0nt ever try t0 satisfy me i d0nt even kn0w what i want and ill pr0bably get mad at y0u regardless 0f result
no you havent this is news to me
I am cringe. #andiamfr33
someone get her that hamburger now
guess what i found!!! https://i.imgur.com/BbI16pj.png
At )(ive on LODAG in my comfy clot)(es. It's a )(ive in nig)(t wit)( me and my consorts. We're watc)(ing Star Wars! 38D )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/c2c9b0adeb54.png #itsatrap #s)(ellfie
did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
W)(y didn't you )(it me up? We cod be partying like it's t)(e last nig)(t on Alternia all over again!
reached that time 0f light where i make pathetic self pitying p0sts
WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png
#nsfw jerkin this site off thte way im refreshin the page 4 no reason
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
n0w that everyb0dy kn0ws wh0 i am i changed my handle i feel m0re like myself n0w
I WILL TRY.
Ratatouill£ lik£, isn't sp£cial. I could lik£, also totally grab a twink by his hair and control him. And POST. #nsfw
★Hello! Does anyone else here like chewing their ice cubes after having a nice drink?★
ok fuck thii2 web2iite iim goiing two go no-liife 2ome viideo game2. iif you dont 2ee me for a week iim not dead ju2t panrottiing.
tAcO tUEsDaYs Up In ThIs MoThEr FuCkEr! wHeRe ThE fAt BiTcHeS aT >Bo) #nEeD a MuNch
:33 < please dont go chittr im so addicted!! :333
:33 < did yall know weezer releases their 20th album this year !!! :333 im so hyped https://preview.redd.it/now-that-album-20-is-finishing-recording-v0-h71a6c4wrxhg1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=74d2ba6b66c16f6c2f249dc231703d60d589c77c
i have mastered the art 0f rage baiting indig0s next i shall p0st ab0ut h0w i d0 n0t like milk
Why are all the lyricized songs in that human game so addicting. They're all such earworms
Yk women are pretty rad YEAH!!
Honestly, out of allllllll the adult trolls I've seen, the rankmaid HAS to 8e hands down the 8est looking
They're really goo at Pop Shove-Its and Casper Flips.
https://i.imgur.com/Z1crfqo.png This is my OC, do not steal.
cgcyibojsrydudfuiooooooooppftss try gHzhHZg
4nyon3 th1nk th4t th1s pl4c3 got soooooo much r4dd3r 4ll of 4 sudd3n??? oh y34h, 1t's b3c4us3 of m3! wh4t 1s up?????
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486129175776595988/IMG_1584.gif?ex=69c46126&is=69c30fa6&hm=649ee57ebcce04dee912ba0cba281e67522a81ce6d6afe0aad84655c0da97582&
hcycsturgihoydiguctz igvjpmdyelppp
WHO UP FL4RP1NG 1T
I've taught my cat to sit on command. Important news for all.
:33 < some clown religion nutcases knocked on my hive door to tell me about “the good motherfuckin word” or whatefur… im sorry but im much too busy fur all that right meow! so annoying!!!
i gotta think. how do i get followers and reactions to get my numbers up.
ju2t woke up from a nap feeliing wor2e than before ii 2lept. what the fuck, dude.
kgighdzgjfgoppy laladhdisuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
True!!!!!!!!!!! Nepeta We Should Get Human Married
hoonk hOonk honk honk HOoonk hOnk hOOOnk hOooonk honk hOnk hoonk honk HOoonk hooOnk hoOOonk hoOnk hOonk HOoonk hoOoonk honk hooOonk hOnk hooOonk hOOOnk hoOonk hoOOonk hooOnk hOooonk hoOoonk hoonk hOoOonk hooOnk hooonk honk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honk
3X4CTLY!!
Genuinely Zilch Better Than Burning Shit Down W A Cute Girl Like.......
N££d to lik£ r£-chit this right now OMFG. Who£v£r you ar£, lik£. Tru£!!!!
⟅ where the FAT CHICKS at??? clowny want HONK HONK!!! ⟆
y0u're a real 0ne, leij0n.
GU3SS WHO JUST GOT V3R1F13D >:]]] H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1446124032796790784/1486101990957256846/1M4G3.PNG?3X=69C447D5&1S=69C2F655&HM=9C5CC0C9343F65711D29034502405477035DF34B3F3B147F5534FF1B232DB3B5&
I Like Strange And Dangerous Women And Efurries Are Usually That ;**
going to costco does anyone need stuff
now that i'm clocked out i can go back to writing music / or doom scrolling / probably doom scrolling
actually fuck chittr. i can die happy n0w. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/e9e03cfdd07c.png
🍌- I JUST BEAT UP A KREMLING at the WAFFLE HIVE!!! AMA!!!
I pRomiSE i'm not ScaRy, jUSt caUSE i'm toWERing in at nEaRLy 7 fEEt of fiShy bEaUty DoESn't mEan ya gotta RUn ScaRED...
:33 < #nowplaying enya - caribbean blue (2009 remaster) https://open.spotify.com/track/5KZ4DC772dYcRBAizx0yYk?si=3F_hrR4pRNqpw86vlS5IbQ
Wait O M G I Just Realized We Have Image Imbeds Now... Does Anyone Wanna See My Best Photo???
TOUCHE. WE'LL CALL IT A FAIR TRADE
MAKE MERRY.
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.
I Think All The Potential Heiresses Should Wrestle Naked In A Pool Of Oil. But No One Thinks Like Me #nsfw #transgressivethoughts #bestheiress
TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
@rolals across every space, time n timelines we should do a sentai thing where we unite into 1 megaroxy thatd b cool
I do, actually.
:33 < time to #logoff and roll in the grass
das so true i meow @ my problems n they disappearify
⤐G⊕ing I am f⊕r h⊕ney tea. #shellfie https://files.catb⊕x.m⊕e/m7756i.png
D —>NEPETA, APOLOGIZE TO THE FARMERS AT ONCE, PLEASE!
you wwont believve wwhat i just uploaded 😳 exclusivve content here ↓
im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
"Lik£, nic£ rumnl£sph£r£s! Can I lik£, hold £m?"
D —>D —> I hoof never had it before, I must admit.
D —>Nepeta, you know how I feel about that phrase; it only makes me worry more.
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
D —>I just prefer cooked meat, with as little cruelty as possible. D —> Plus, I find it tastes better, especially with seasoning!
https://i.postimg.cc/cH2tNM1j/IMG-0448.png drew this a while ago
https://i.postimg.cc/wMDM8CGR/Screenshot-2026-03-24-142841.png
Here's a bar of Soap i did awhile back https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/bar%20of%20soap.png
jkvcglbjvkvhjkcvghjhvhvjiohyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfcdctuy
call me a mastr of rage th way im baitin it #nsfw
fhijkubdesaugOAISUFHTFUNBCkjugiuca hiosdadjn
:33 < b33n really into these purrbeast figurines lately!!! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486065702031986769/337b5a446a39893d94d11635c5ce940f.jpg?ex=69c42609&is=69c2d489&hm=c13b56be624bb0ca2be6efab60b66ec20d5c426ccba5b063c823dcf1000798eb&=&format=webp
:33 < rechitt if you fight fur bloodclan! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yc-awIc-z8g/sddefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAFEOAD8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGH8gEygXMA8=&rs=AOn4CLDuvGg6M-437fPzX8uOurBVVKoh6Q
My brand will be going through a change. Do not be alarmed.
My purrshake brings all the trolls to the lawnring.
Much better. F33ls like me. Face reveal when I f33l like it. Fur now, let my icon judge you.
"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
I see what Nepeta meant 6y "liking my clit", I cann9t unread it anym9re. #nsfw
9h, pervert. Thank y9u f9r the clarificati9n
epic hawt tip from the hawtest bitch u will nevr b me andnd thays ok :)
Since when did I have a church? Is this an anti-purrple blood campaign? I'm all for it, honestly.
=^.-.^= Goooooooddddd evenin' every fella's!!!! =^.-.^=
HOLY SH1T 1 JUST S4W 4NOTH3R M3 FOR TH3 F1RST T1M3 TH1S 1S 4W3SOM3
Nepeta and I own 33 meowbeasts. My fafurourite is called Pussnboots. Mew can't judge my taste.
The feminine urge to snap things in half.
two awake two 2leep. two tiired two do anythiing productiive. ju2t pre2ent enough two make iit everyone el2e'2 problem.
okay so i was gonna clock in and be fucking hilarious on this platform all day but instead i have to clock in forreal and do some actual work this is bullshit why does being a ceo mean i need to do any work i thought the point of running a company was to not run a company kick back in my office throne with my feet propped up and play pro skater for eight hours anyways everyone once again behave while im gone i dont wanna come back to the site being on fire again
yaoi? on my feed? well duh, what else would it be?? maybe yuri. i support women('s rights and wrongs).
Cl£mti could b£ lik£, stroking it rn and w£ lik£, won't know it unfortunat£ly. #nsfw
youre right queen
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> uf0s are very cute, 1 agree w1th that
the 1% grows to something like 1.5%
hello everyone! it's wonderfUl to be here, i'm so excited to meet yoU all!
the wor2t part of chiittr ii2 even when ii log off ii cant get the 2tiink of 2tupiid out of my 2niiffnode2.
The best thing about being heard of hearing is that you can make everyone repeat themselves and look like assholes. H33h33.
honk.
BEHOLD, WHORES. MY LATEST MASTER PIECE, IN A LONG LINE OF THEM. I CALL THIS ONE : WHAT IT WAS LIKE, THAT ONE TIME THAT I BIT MY OWN LEG OFF, AS TO GET MYSELF OUT OF A SHITTY SHACKLE THAT I WAS TRAPPED IN FROM BIRTH, BINDING ME TO MY ABOMINABLE, HORRIBLE BITCH SISTER. FEEL FREE TO SWOON AT THE SIGHT, OF MY AWESOME ACTION. MY BAD ASSERY. THE LIGHTING. THE BLOOD. THE REALISM. THIS IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY. IF YOU BITE YOUR OWN LEG OFF. YOU TOO, MAY ALSO ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS. AND TO ALL HATERS : FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0CD24F61967B.PNG
it really d0es.
Purressing X to doubt.
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/s1gnless_0f_subgrub1a.png] [#n0wl1sten1ng]
What else is new fur a highblood?
Knocking over glasses. Brb. :33
You smoked it all while streaming. #drugs #drugmentiom
hoOoOoOnk hoOoOoOnk hoOoOoOnk hoOoOoOnk hOOOnk hOOOnk hOOOnk hOOOnk hoOoOoOnk hOOOnk hoOoOoOnk hOOOnk
yeah actually what the fuck
O+n it, bo+ss.
Do I steal his hat. Vote now on your phones.
D --> Berries for breakfast
:33 < I'm seeing another cutie kat all over the page now
I purromise. 🐈⬛
thanks troll google finally some good blackmail material
Finally. The good shit.
i alwways find it quite silly wwhen people use their full names on their profiles
|< wom€n #d€€pthoughts #mak€syouthink
:33 < f33ling sl33py! goodnighty, everynyan! s33 you on derse! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485911965401616426/2139b5dd_original.gif?ex=69c396db&is=69c2455b&hm=4bcb973e385a210ff7a2b9ed8e7c228440ba690727822177ecb2efbf99df1b4e&=
hello chittr https://files.catbox.moe/qaibdt.png #nsfww #notactually #ifyoureexpectinsomethinsuperraunchyyoullbesorelydisappointed
doom scrolling again / if i fall asleep now i get 1 and a half hours of sleep / but like / we all know that's not gonna happen
:33 < do you guys think davesprite could lay eggs? #thinking #pondering #PAWndering? #lol
:33 < can mew guys stop arguing in my replies its clogging up my purrbeast roleplay
meoooow. licks myself in all the right places for u to look n see
SIG)(... It's a s)(ame I don't )(ave any cute trolls to smooc)( rig)(t now. Won't someone s)(ellp me out wit)( t)(is predicament? 38(
:33 < i like to play and draw
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/e70e394bf22f0a698f74ab6c5e855477/578ada9f09925cf4-65/s1280x1920/9a8caf91411de265046a3fe6c501793f7c019c5b.gif
=^owo^= im getting off but not in the im sleeping way wink wink #snfw
i drew this awesome pic of nepeta once https://i.postimg.cc/VLJVQB4C/IMG-0452.png
About to #FillPails with my #:Cringefail MustarD: matesprit #nsfw
:33 < i made a poem about pounce when i was f33ling lonely i hope mew like it!!! my mama’s fur is soft and warm when i f33l alone i am thankful i have her my mama loves me even if i am different when others think i am strange when i find it hard to make new friends she thinks i’m the best baby kitty ever i love my mama
:33 < those two chixies are kinda #OTP #selfcest? <3
Stock market? More like stalk market. #love2peep
I like Mariio & Luigii, Sam & Max, and Adventure Time with Phhinn & Jake!
:33 < changed my icon! n33ded it to be what i am on the inside! its from the series warrior purrbeasts!
@heartsBoxcars CAN I RUB YOUR BELLY THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T LET ME :-(
Hey y'all ever just wake up when the suns are aBo-ut to- set and just suddenly hear.... fucking.... LO-W RIDER CO-MING FRO-M YO-U TV?
~° I had to make some minor edits to mine. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d3fcf7812831b757fb68eb3795fe47a4/tumblr_mkul7xkM0j1raxgmco1_r1_1280.png ~°
:33 < i am such a little purrbeast all i can do all day long is roll around on the carpet and meow. no one should really expect me to have to do any work or pay any bills it should be troll societys job to get me an owner to pay fur efurrything fur me like the rest of purrbeastkind. what would i even do with a job? meow at people all day long, theres really not much can do when im such a small little purrbeast with my little paws. maybe i should get tons of money fur being so cute and loveable i don't kmeow, figure it out right meow. catnip should be fr33 fur all purrbeast troll girls and by catnip i mean w33d ^w^ so yea how about you start treating me right and start petting me on the head and playing with me and treating me like a purrincess or else ill bite your finger ehe :33 maybe gimme some attention all day long too, yea thatd be nice do it https://media.tenor.com/3RXhGWPu3WAAAAAi/homestuck-nepeta.gif
ʚ♡ɞ ANYWAYZ!! HERE'S A SELFIE OF ME AT WORK!!! ʚ♡ɞ https://i.imgur.com/g3nx6QK.jpeg
chat do i try rizzing up the internet baddie?
For those who wanted to see some of my plants.. (^ . ^ ❀) https://i.imgur.com/WdkLnox.png
dm if you wanna see something crazy
=^owo^= oh were postin photos ok ill post one of nyasha and i. vote on ur phones are we clones or biproducts of the fusion dance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347585645759430666/1485854336021037086/jtn1vt5.png?ex=69c3612f&is=69c20faf&hm=3a8388c414999a24733382b363671c53b6b1cd5774677308a34dbd73ba7463c0&animated=true
Is our disdain towards Troll genitalia xenophobic? Or a testament to the puritan nature of our society? Food for thought. #SexualPhilosphy #FreetheBulge #NSFW
ʚ♡ɞ It was likee!!! A gold blood!! They are down 4everz!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ LIKE UHMMMM!!! I likee just totally hit someone with my car LOLZ!!! #Textinganddriving!!!!!
Bein' a Degenerate's fun Sometimes, thouuuugh! #nsfw
-[>dunnö, that can be fun töö #nsfw #nsfwe https://file.garden/Y1y4IpÖdi23QPÖGk/chittrs/rhizal_b2.png
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky
Yeah 7awvai is righ7, you need an image link 7o embed.
-[>yöu just uplöad the url tö the image file and it embeds, tag accördingly
V^ I think y0u just c0py/paste the link. That's what I've been n0ticing. ^V
@apocalypseArisen W)(at do you t)(ink of t)(ese outfits? Got)(-y enoug)( for you? Yes one of t)(em is pink but t)(at's CLOS-E to red. And w)(o doesn't love pink? )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/84/96/928496f0eadcd59cf5cbf630a88dcf72.jpg )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/e1/47/3fe147109e3b9dc20d7ec5e3b7f1d5ea.jpg
:33 < i honestly was purrety sad today but then i laid down and curled up on pounce's soft fur and i felt better beclaws of her loud purring! always remember bad f33lings are not purrmanent! there will always be a happy day ahead!