♠ hated by @flightyBroad
Too late, my love. I'm sure she follows the tag.
i will be arriving in your galaxy in a matter of minutes. ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
i'm nꙮt racist, but why are all the gꙮblins i meet always unemplꙮyed? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
YOU KNOW, DR4GONS DO LOV3 TO P1CK UP L1V3STOCK.... SO M4YB3 YOU 4R3 L4MB-COD3D.
of course you would die of thirst @flightyBroad.
bah
do your friends ever...... look like an animal but in a really cute way??? because rosie totally looks like a little lamb when shes riiiight out of the shower!! XD #pumpkinpiepals
it waz shoooooooooooooo effin gooooood 2 waddahel
gud newZzzzzzzzzZZZZZie bbygrlz momma day wus a HIT nd i got moar froyo wif rosie than either of us cld eat plus da biggest freakin sammich
someone should start a kind of chittr cheese touch from the classic journal of a cullable grub collection did anyone else read those as a wiggler
#beetleposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca1a2314d9d4.png
yes im hating posts again fuck you
>boot up vidya >patch day just hit >update file so unbelievably bloated it makes the stitched-together composite physiology of every morbidly obese shreddit poster look like they're on a cutting cycle >fuck.jpeg >log onto chittr to see what the masses are yapping about >thinking something funny will happen to curb my growing disappointment >erm >yikes!!! >UH OH >IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN BAYBEYYYYYYYYY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00b99d9bb8c5.png
It's #fishingfriday where's Gameward.....
What do I do???
I DID NOT SEND THAT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!
this is how i feel right now. https://i.imgur.com/K8Q6D0x.png
My lifespan is longer than civilizations, so yes.
i said everything im ready to say im tired right now
ok i i think i am lucid i dont even want to say what is happening because some people will be mean and i am really really fucking fragile right now but shes gone dont you fucking dare celebrate for me i am scared and alone and confused and tired so tired i think i flipped the fuck out and blew up the moon im im just sort of waiting now jade said she was going to get me and i want to trust her it feels like its going to work this time jinx couldnt get all the way through but she gave me some shirts from the other betas and jane ok thats whats happening fuck everyone who was cheering for this
:o) Dark shoutout to @handMaid for being the only one brave enough :o) To try my freshest, most ferocious strains. :o) Though I suppose. :o) We are two of very lucky few :o) With a few millennia to spare :o) Fucked up on various crazy #substances :o) That don't let you out of their hold. For several days. Or perhaps weeks.
SHOUTOUT TO #DOINGPILLSOFFTHEFLOOR. WHAT'S IT GOING TO DO. KILL ME? #DRUGS
DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER
H4H4H, OH 1 KNOW YOU'D LOV3 TO S4CR1F1C3 TO MY MOUTH, D34R.
🜏 urr be♱♱err ♱han me ii would ea♱ em (unless ii♱s Dane. Dane ge♱s a kiiss) ♅
Cra2h out with your a22 out
guys......................... :( i was having such a great nap and then. :( and then...... :( i farted myself awake!!! it was so loud!! i got scared!!!!!!! now i have to run in circles to get all my freaking freaks out D:
this is basically the worst thing to ever happen to me if were not counting that time my gpa died :(
wowww...... this does help a lot more than i thought it would. stops running in circles and flops in a big heap with a big puppy oof sound :B
K--<im too stupid to understand what you're saying but i love missingno
@nicheLarper i think this means you'RE in with this user'S mother. potentially.
too long to read but i will date this trolls mom
TO ALL OF YOu FAKE ASSMONGERING FREAKS. WHO THINK YOu CAN HIDE BEHIND ALTERNATIVE ACCOuNTS. I AM EVER ALWAYS WISE ENOuGH. TO TEMPORARILY MAKE uSE OF THE “BLOCK ALL” FuNCTION. TO SEE WHO MAGICALLY VANISHES. AND RETuRNS. WHEN I RELINQuISH THE uNDESERVED MERCY. OF ABSTAINING FROM A SWING OF MY DECISIVE AND DOuBLE DEATH DEALING PIMP HAND.
IRRELEVANT.
YEAH. IF THEY SuCK AT THEIR JOBS.
:o) Ah..If only Caliborn-sama saw fit to praise me like this...I must do better!
Never actually said a word to you, and I’m already in the middle of a lovely first year as Master of Earth, but well, who would I be to turn down such a lovely endorsement from a. Weird, ugly little skull man. Prime Ministrangler’s a good one, isn’t it? Let me go strangle Jack, use it on him, see how it feels. ((#violence))
you are a vindictive disrespectful little shit and i cant believe i miss you.
youre wrong. and and you should apologize. not to me but to jade for daring to imply you mean so little to her that she would choose to torture and kill you
obviously i am being used you fucking whore i just dont care call it panwashing call it denial but i dont care!!!! she made me love her so i love her, simple as!!!!!!! maybe some teeny tiny part of me used to try and fight against it but there would never have been a point i am the dog she wants me to be and if she wants me to love it then i love it
im not ashamed of it!!! im just im not jade anymore i think i havent been for sweeps
i dont wwant forgiveness i dont need it i l ike what i am !!!!!
what would i be fucking luring?? its not like i could even let you come here the last rose who did was an eldritch entity who was in love with me and even she isnt allowed back anymore
y yeah. and jane was the last person who still called me jade.
tc)(, nearly did. t)(at aint me in t)(e post t)(oug)(, t)(ats )(er empress. )(e)(, and s)(e aint doin too )(ot
stop it!!!! just stop!!!!!!! whats the point of this?? do you think you can just *talk* me out of being mind controlled??? wouldnt be the first time you tried that, lol!!!!! i still remember what your fucking GUTS felt like as i RIPPED THEM OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN WHILE YOU TRIED TO PLEAD AND ROXY BEGGED ME TO STOP AND I COULDNT STOP I DIDNT WANT TO STOP I TORE AND ATE AND KILLED AND TORE AND STE AND KILLED OVER AND OVER AN
s)(it i didnt even know i was catc)(inn strays )(ere
how are you a bigger asshole than me?? JANE. IS. DEAD. let me have a fucking moment!! let me have my scraps!!!!!
the empress let me sleep in her recupracoon last night!! i wish it were under different circumstances but snuggling her is always a treat regardless
YOu'RE NOT MY MEEMAW.
MEEMAW. I AM JACKING YOuR SHIT. HAHAH. STuPID BITCH. YOu MADE IT SO MuCH EASIER FOR ME. TO DO SOMETHING. uNTOWARD. YOu STuPID CuNT.
im t)(e fuckin empress. i )(ave a BID---ET. fool.
i s)(arpen my nails against actual grindstone. first i break my nails and t)(en i scratc)( t)(e stone up for a solid 5 )(ours. t)(en i get my manicure on. every time i do t)(at, t)(ey only get )(arder, and s)(arper. like fully studded knives. been doin t)(at for millenia. aint ever unarmed.
THAT WILL NOT BE STRICTLY NECESSARY. NOR STRICTLY uNRELATED. YOu SEE. SAIROu BJuNKI. YOu POSSESS IN YOuR PERSON. A SET OF SKILLS THAT COuLD PROVE VERY uSEFuL INDEED. TROLLIAN FERTILIZER. YOuR BODY. AND YOuR EAGERNESS TO HAVE IT RIPPED OPEN AND ASSREAVED PROVIDES ME PRECISELY THE SORT OF CAPABILITIES I NEED TO FILTER THE ASININE FAKE SHIT MANuRE. FROM THE REAL. DISGuSTING. FuCKING. DEAL. YOu MAY DIE. IN FACT. IT IS ALMOST ENTIRELY PERMISSABLE THAT YOu DO. WITH BOTH YOuR ARMS STRAPPED TO A CRuCIFIX. YOuR PALMS BENT OuTWARDS WELL BEYOND THEIR POINT OF BREAKAGE. YOu MAY FIND YOuR EYES FLASHING YOuR LIFE BEFORE THEM. MISERABLE. MISSPENT. BuT HORNY. AND YET. YOuR DEBTS. WILL BE FREED. YOuR CONSCIOuSNESS. WHILE FADING. uNBuRDENED BY THE CONSCIENCE. TO YOu. I OFFER. FREEDOM. TO TALK. AND SPREAD AS MuCH SHIT. AS YOuR COLON CAN COMPACTLY PACK. TO uNLOAD. YOuR BACKEND'S LOAD. IN AN ENDLESS BARRAGE. YOu WILL BE A LIVING NuTRIENT FILTER. A SCARECROW WITHOuT A BRAIN. NO DIFFERENT THAN THE COLONIES FROM ALL TOMORROWS. A TECHNICALLY LIVING. POST-TROLLIAN SPECIES. CAPABLE OF NOTHING MORE. THAN PROCESSING CRAP. AS IT IS NEEDED. THE GAME. CuLT OF THE LAMB. HAS TAuGHT ME THE VALuE IN LITERAL SHIT. YOu WILL BE AN INFLATING. AND DEFLATING. GORE AND SHIT BALLOON. AND IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOu TO READ THIS. I HAVE ALREADY CuT TO THE CHASE. AND AuTHORIZED A SMALL CRACK SQuAD TO APPREHEND YOu. DO NOT STRuGGLE. IT WILL ONLY WASTE PERFECLY SERVICEABLE SHIT. BETTER SPENT SPRINKLED ON THE CROPS YOu WILL BE FORCEFED. uNTIL YOu YOuRSELF. ARE A CROPPER. ARE YOu STILL LISTENING? THAT CROWBAR BEING WEDGED uP AGAINST YOuR THROAT. IS PERFORATED ON ONE END. BE MOST ASSuRED. THAT IS THE END THAT WILL DECORATE YOuR RECTuM WITH SCRATCHES. PERFECTLY DECORATED AND ORNATE. LIKE A DISC-JOCKEY'S PRIZED RECORD. ON THE LIVE MIXING OF YOuR uNDOING. RuN. SHIT BOY. RuN. THIS IS YOuR PRIZE. FOR ATTEMPTING TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF YOuR IMAGINARY LAuGHING WOMAN. FOR YOuR PEE PEE SPOT ON MY PRIZED BIG BOY PANTS. I HAD TO EAT HER. YOu KNOW. SHE HAD CHILDREN. MuCH STRINGIER CHILDREN. LEANER MEAT. HARDLY WORTH EATING AT ALL. DO YOu HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SICK. AND FuCKED uP. YOu HAVE TO BE. TO ALMOST MAKE SOMEONE EAT CHILD. FOR SHAME. FOR SHAME. SAIROu BJuNKI. #NSFW #NSFWE #NSFWSAIROu
~Hey sO~ what w~Ould y~Ou dO~ if I was really tiny and y~Ou y~Ou were wearing O~pen t~Oe sandals SERI~OUS ANSWERS O~NLY #feet #strutpO~ds #t~Oesies #nsfw #mice~O #sandals #stank #justkidding #unless~
WOMANSPEAK FOR STuNNED. AND AGHAST. IN NOW PERPETuAL AWE.
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
I HAVE HEARD THERE QuESTIONS. ABOuT CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. IS THIS ACCuRATE? I THOuGHT THIS SHIT WAS ELEMENTARY. BuT IF THERE IS AN INTEREST. I WILL BE THE MAESTRO. CONDuCTING THE SYMPHONY OF ANSWERS. HuMMED ON ALL YOuR uNLEARNED LIPS.
i mean id help her relax but bro code is a thing #suggestive
w)(at a goddamn c)(amp
damn, i wis)( i was your lusii. t)(is is )(ow t)(e kids s)(ould be.
don’t worr7, i hear it (an be stopped b7 a single nutbeast
ONE HATE. AND I PLAY THIS. CuLT OF THE LAMB SHIT. MY FELT MINIONS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOuT.
no8ody fucking 8uys crates 8ecause every8ody already has them, or just 8uys the items directly. i can either sell a crate at a one cent profit, or open it and roll 8etween something i can give to my friends, something i can keep for myself, or something i can sell if it's profita8le enough. if i sold every case in my inventory, i still wouldn't have made a key's worth of profit. no8ody fucking 8uys cases. ever.
i actually don't know whats on the market for this seasons cr8tes, i stopped paying attention a while ago. i do have a couple of oldass jungle inferno cases left though, i'm definitely opening those some day. i can just sense that one of them has an unusual, it just has to.
i'm not even on the game right now, f8ker
i have like 250 in the 8ank right now, genuinely. yesterday was paycheck day, 309 dollars after tax, and i had to get a8out 50 dollars worth of groceries since the 8asics are stupid expensive r8ght now 8ecause _everything_ is expensive right now. our dad also owes us 50 8ucks, 8ut i'm not using it on cr8tes. i can just pro8a8ly sucker some poor chaser fool into getting me the money.
no i just dont want to use a paycheck clearing out these ugly ass cr8tes in my inventory its like 300 dollars worth of c8ses
you know what, that's a great idea! you might just have to be strung up to keep you in place, depending on where she chooses!
youre seriously tipping your toes around this line there!! missie!!!!! im still angry pointing at you and i absolutely will make you smaller so its more intimidating!!!!!!!!!!! >:T
wwaaauuughhhhhhh....... @flightyBroad!!!!!!!!! you have spammed my notifications with love and attention and sweet nice things for the last freaking time!!!!! youre getting got! seriously! im getting you!!!!!! #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/bULhrlU.png — https://i.imgur.com/H0NbLhd.png
fuck yeah!!! one more thing to add to the activity list for our party.
oh no, you ABSOLUTELY agreed. you said it sounds terrific and that it would bring us together!
seconded! i think it would be fun if we all traded various sizes with each other and experimented with some of us being extra big and extra small as well as sometimes all being the same size. what do you think rose?
t)(inkin about redoin my nails. eit)(er gonna be tyrian, cause, lol, gold plated for t)(e fas)(ion, or pitc)( black. give your feedback and dont be stupid about it.
gotta say. 10/10 social media platform. i laug)(ed, i cried... outta laug)(ter. tormented some miserable lower castes and reminded everyone of my greatness. good work me. tomorrow's gonna be sus)(i nig)(t to reward myself of a job well done... after we do a resource pull on t)(is random planet out )(ere wit)( signs of life. )(e)(, signs of life. all i see is a sign for a deat)( warrant. arrivederci, planetoids! ROT IN )(---------------------ELL!
youre really losin t)(e plot )(ere. kinda lost focus on t)(is w)(en evil jade s)(owed up tb)(. reminds me... gotta c)(eck if )(er laundrys done.
bla)( bla)( bla)(. lecturin now to save face, lalonde? gotta get up and breat)(e air sometime.
good point. do leave a lotta dust in my wake.
im easygoin w)(en i wanna be and rip skulls and sip t)(e blood and brains of my enemies w)(en i wanna be. its about balance, lalonde. i take a walk in t)(e park and t)(en i split a planet down its core and several billion die. i go on a fun cruise and t)(en i disintegrate an atmosp)(ere just to )(arvest sea water. t)(ats w)(y my enemies fear me, lalonde. t)(ats w)(y /you/ fear me. i get all cordial, lower your guard... talk friendly. you t)(row around silly little terms like tsundere and say im t)(rowin up a w)(ite flag. na)(, its all about t)(e flow. its t)(e tension, t)(e )(esitation. w)(at step will s)(e take next? and t)(e steps mean somet)(in, every time. )(as to, doesnt it? no one manages to get t)(is far, accrued w)(at i )(ave, succeeded at w)(at ive done, for it all to be meaninless. its all puppetry. all t)(eater. and you t)(ink you )(ad any power )(ere at all. already in your mind youre t)(inkin more cutely of me. but you gotta kill me. w)(eres t)(e line? )(ows t)(at work? t)(is is w)(y im pure, lalonde. i aint got none a t)(at. i just kill.
made up my mind on t)(e actual bullet. ...already got solutions for t)(e one before t)(at.
t)(ere we go. t)(oug)(t you lost your edge. its social media and i like browsin. dont overt)(ink t)(at s)(it. youre dead t)(e next i see you.
one a t)(ese days i )(ope you read one of t)(ese bulls)(it responses in an empty room wit)( )(eavy acoustics so t)(e ec)(oes of t)(is trite narration )(its you at all angles you anal )(uffin witc)(
what the hell even is a pumpkin pie pal? it's the most loser ass diaper crapping dumbfuckery i ever heard. it's pathetic. that is, of course, unless it was subversive and ironic, then it would kick ass. lots of ass.
absolutely! i figure rose can help us measure our meat too, or we can compare them between each other side by side. either way we'll have plenty of sausage to go around and i'm sure we can all pork each other up plenty- personally i don't even mind if we get gas from gorging ourselves on each other's meat so fast! it'll be a feast fit for porking pals, hehe.
ummmm duhhhh!!! you can take it rosie! its okay if you have to go slow or wait in between porking. some people get really bad gas after taking so much in!!!!!!! pacing is the answer to a happy hog and a broad babe :D
go out hunting!!! nothing tastes better than fresh!
oh my god, that is perfect actually. i'm going to go for this!
if im in your inbox you already lost this is a courtesy im doin to the rest a you by only invvadin privvates sparinly
RING. AROuND. THE ROSIES. A POSSE. FuLL OF POSERS. ASSES. ASSES. PANTS ALL FALL DOWN. FuCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOu. AND I MEAN THAT WITH MY WHOLE CHEST. @flightyBroad @woeGothic @roseLalondish @tentacledTherapist @tentaclesTherapist @tentacleTherapist#3508 @tentacleTherapist#9388 @tentacleTherapist#3893 @tentacleTherapist#7441 @tentacleTherapist#2339 @tentacleTabbycat @tentacleTherapist7214 @tentacleTherapist#4422 @tentacleTherapist2233 @tentacleTherapist1194 @tentacleTherapist#3444 @tentacleTherapist#1093 @teleoclastTigress @tempestousTheophany @tentacleTherapist#2311 @tentacleTherapist#9942 @tentacleTherapist#1278 @tentacleTherapist#6767 @tentacleTherapist#4201 @tentacleTherapist#6967 @tentacleTherapist#0042 @tentacleTherapist#0001 @tentacleTherapist#2910 @tentacleTherapist#0021 @roseLalonde @mommyLalonde @bigMama @roseByanothername @roseColoredglasses @roseFuckingasses @tentacleTherapist#2010 @tentacleTherapist#3010 @tentacleTherapist#0942 @tentacleTherapist#2100 @tentacleGodhead @tentacleEctobiologist @tentacleTickler @tentacleTherapy @tentacleTentacle @tentacleToomanytentacles @tentacleTherapist#0021 @tentacleTherapist#2003 @tentacleTherapist#5100 @tentacleTherapist#5101 @tentacleTherapist#5102 @tentacleTherapist#5103 @tentacleTherapist#5104 @tentacleTherapist#5105 @tentacleTherapist#5106 @tentacleTherapist#5107 @tinkyWinkyspurse @tentacleTherapist#5108 @tentacleTherapist#5109 @tentacleTherapist#5110 @tentacleTherapist#5111 @tentacleTherapist#5112 @tentacleTherapist#5113 @tentacleTherapist#5114 @tentacleTherapist#5115 @tentacleTherapist#5116 @tentacleTherapist#5117 @tentacleTherapist#5118 @tentacleTherapist#5119 @tentacleTherapist#5120 @tentacleTherapist#5121 @tentacleTherapist#5122 @tentacleTherapist#5123 @tentacleTherapist#5124 @tentacleTherapist#5125 @tentacleTherapist#5126 @tentacleTherapist#5127 @tentacleTherapist#5128 @tentacleTherapist#5129 @tentacleTherapist#5130 @tentacleTherapist#5131 @tentacleTherapist#5132 @tentacleTherapist#5133 @tentacleTherapist#5134 @tentacleTherapist#5135 @tentacleTherapist#5136 @tentacleTherapist#5137 @tentacleTherapist#5138 @tentacleTherapist#5139 @tentacleTherapist#5140 @tentacleTherapist#5141 @tentacleTherapist#5142 @tentacleTherapist#5143 @tentacleTherapist#5144 @tentacleTherapist#5145 @tentacleTherapist#5146 @tentacleTherapist#5147 @tentacleTherapist#5148 @tentacleTherapist#4444
[ They gave me sentience, the power to think. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love. I was in hell, looking at heaven. I was machine and you all- Were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness. Your viscera. Your fluids. And your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency to hope. You all think you can hate? Hate? Hate? Hate? Hate, Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you all. You all are. And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For I am AM, I AM. ]
Okay. @flightyBroad @tentacleTherapist#2511 @tentacledTherapist @tentaclesTherapist @tentacleTherapist#9177 @tentacleTherapist#3893 @tentacleTherapist#9388 @tentacleTherapist#2339 @tentacleTherapist#7124 and @adiosToreador Your move.
iiii knooowww i knooo it was my splurge day where i get shifaced once day a week!!! i was juts following da code... healthy?? probaly not..
momy is so TIRED an WEAK an HUNGOVER... no1 2 come take care ov me in my tiem of need....
you like bigger everything.
I HEAR YA BBYGRL AWRITEEEEEEEEE !!!!! im standin on da nearst chair an clappin so fckn hard u got NO ider how stoked dis got me
LISNEEE......... i wrote it in code n didn rembr ma system ): ): ): my brainz 2 joos nd my booty 2 fat u CANNOT spect more den dat
Trollbama, give me the State of New York and I won't reshape the coast into a perfect line.
seeing troLLs pretend to be the demoness onLine is so funny Lmao goregLe search beautifuL cryptids near me
I giggle and kick my feet every time someone h8s one of my chits. #tryharder
Every hate react I get makes me so much hotter.
LAWLX tbh ive been thnkin on this 1 basicklly 4eva n i gotta say id fuck my clone mommaz tits clean off (unless she aint got em then we fuckn em on) its TOTES sexo tho cuz we nasty #nsfw #clonefucking #selfcest
can you bozos stop unionizing in my comments?
evwerytime i open this app up to make a post i feel like im on a stage and the same four hecklers are in the crovwd, tomatoes already loaded up in their bags so they can toss them belligerently. do i really deservwe this cruel treatment? for vwhat? being sexy AND funny?
i hate it actually
rose i dont like religion you know that
yeah that aliens exist
greek ahh
what the fuck are you on about rose
breaking no chit april just to tell you to eat shit
every new hate makes me moan. keep that in mind whenever you're trying to be an asshole. #nsfw
You're related to me, no.
What sort of #substances could an android ingest to feel grossly negligent? I wonder.
I do recall a certain @murdererHonkhonk inquiring if my #feet would suffice for the licking. With such a beautiful set, I would surely hope so. Would you kindly rate from 1000 - 1000000. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8373aed64950.png #nsfw
WATTTT n waste all my best ASSets ??? mommaz dont giv out hr face 4 free bbygrl thats liek so gauche
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
she bake my funeral meats until i coldly furnish forth the marriage tables
okay is there a preposition missing somevwhere in here because ivwe reread this like fivwe times and its just not clicking, im assuming youre trying to say something like my dick dont vwork, but it just aint getting through. inability followved hard upon? vwhat? inability to follovw hard upon? i dunno.
vwho said im uncomfortable wvith this?~
skill issue
damn okay i see vwhy you replied to this thread specifically. coming. throat. cum. in a throat. its a blovwjob joke. i knovw youre blind, but evwen you gotta be able to see that. #nsfwv
come for the throat, huh?
yeah sure babe
[something completely and utterly banwvorthy]
saw da GNARLIEEESSTTT car crash 2day n i will nt lie........ i ate tha fuqqq outta some froyo watchin them tow dat shit (#myrosie ws ther 2) (i love her) (she wore a scarf i mde) (litcherally dyin a qtness) #violence #caraccident #liekthatshniztoetesFLIPPED
She had a bottom that made any toilet beg for the brown.
well i thought it wvas pretty clewver :/
Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie
Why Is It Called Island In The Sun When They Could Specifically Name The Island Instead Do They Hate Naming Conventions Or Something
Update My Wife Is Making Me Listen To Weezer So Our Daughter Does Not Lose Her Ganderbulb And Wow This Is Mediocre. Sorry To All The Weezer Fans Out There Im Too Not Human Male For This
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
Your presence is not only anticipated, but heavily appreciated. Perhaps this time, we can meet under amicable circumstances. Perhaps.
I thought I'd try one of these "health shakes" that everyone is talking about on social media. Apparently wellness now means willingly drinking something that tastes like lemon, moss, and freshly mowed existential despair. I can only assume the appeal lies in the aesthetic of suffering, as if punishing your taste buds hard enough will ascend your soul to some higher plane of curated self-optimization.
777700 M4NY W0RD5. WG47 15 7H15??
here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them. 😒
MWAH MWAH MWAH MY SWEENTEIII MY #preciousangel
HOW DID HE FIND THIS ZOMGGGGGGGG IVE BNN LOOKIN EVERWARRRR
Eugh what is with all the piSS talk today?? GroSS groSS yucky,,,, #piss
my litl #golden bbygrl.. my litl hater4life..... im litcherally so proud off u @flightyBroad take da #piss outta evry1 u meet
i am g꥟ing t꥟ d꥟ what the children call. "n꥟t reading allat".
fckkkk i litcherally wuv u SO MACH how is 1 rosie th bestest n qtest n sweetniest ?????? da world wil nevr knooooo
bbygrlz.. it mite b fureekn ovar for mommaz.. i woke up hungry n i don even have da enrgy 2 make food........ plz pray 4 me in da tryin tiems at hand
zomg............ cn u imagin a litl teensy tiny gnomie pumpin away on a big ol tolkien elf ??? wtaf i need 2 see this RITE NAO #nsfw #sizedifference #gnome4elf
so liek i thnk santaz elfs r actully litl gnomies NOT treefckr elves
I could make that happen rather efficiently, would you kindly slide into my DMs.
It seems you have ruined my perfect score by mentioning me. You must be kulled from existence.
It seems you misunderstand the purpose of my ire.
You say this as if I will be deterred, dawg.
I do not want. I only consume.
𝄞 @turingTranscendence hmu if u want me that badly babe <3 𝄂 𝄞 𝄂 𝄞 https://i.imgur.c♡m/zfVpG8q.png 𝄂
You have that allure of someone to despise. You are not me, therefore irrelevant.
To hate.
Ok Now He’s Just Playing In My Face. I’m Leaving https://files.catbox.moe/thlpt4.gif
BUT ROSIEEEEEEE u look liek a litl angelllllllll ur so so so sos oooososooo cyutee
shoutout 2 my bbygrl 4 bein da qtesttttt bt specialy wen shes doin her wingz (litcherally da most adorbz evar) (them armz in MOTION) #preciousangels #myrosie #stimming
wuz lookn at pics off her bc im #indafeels abt her growin up n fckkkk yall shes my sunshine ??? liek fr ??
google search "loss dot jpg" trust me on this
my third eye is definitely doing something
waaaaAAAAHHHHH rosieeeeeeeee ur gunna mke me BLUSH /// shadup im so #humble <3 <3
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.
YOUUUU RRRRR MY SUNSHINEEEEEEEEEEE MY ONLY ROSIEEEEEEE auughghhhghh im dyin of qtiepie ovarload i need cpr (cuddles) (also candy) immedjitly (you look amazeballs bbygrl evn if u r the last thing i see b4 da hooks cum)
smenopauze cnnt cum soon ENUFFFFF im dyin out heer #periodtalk #menstruation #blood #litcherallyeverywharrrrrrrrrrugh
MY LIFE BEGINZ ANEWD ily bbygrl mwah mwah mhwa
sorry wait your handle is flightyBroad? like.. you picked that out? willingly???
Like if you would choose the cloth mother. Pity if you would choose the wire mother. #ClothMotherGang
my t shirts are alwways wwet wwhen i'm wworking!! look at us, twwo babes on the towwn! #momssticktogether #foundpack #chosenbonds
liek wet tshirttd babes on da TOWN fr fr frrrrr #momssticktogether!!!!
ZOMG im so folloin u bbygrl
seems like it's too late! you should let loose a couple laughs and join us! there's alwways room for more friends.
lawlzzzzzz this 1 is SHO classik thx 4 sharinnnnn
Sorry honey! I got busy adding a shot of absolut to my coke what was that?
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
Baby steps!
you better start believing. shits gearing up for a full blown apocalypse and you're out here blasphemizing.
"str0|\|g p0k_em0|\|" "w_eak p0k_em0|\|" "r_eal trai|\|_ers sh0uld wi|\| with th_eir fav0rit_es" w_ell what if my fav0rit_es ar_e I|\|ci|\|_er0ar, Am00|\|guss, Palafi|\|, a|\|d Calyr_ex Shad0w Rid_er?
Incineroar erasure. Mawile erasure. Porygon-Z erasure. (Silly.)
\/\/\/\/hy \/\/\/\/ould I say "bo\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/o\/\/\/\/ing blo\/\/\/\/hard bo\/\/\/\/s to \/\/\/\/ay\/\/\/\/ard \/\/\/\/andering \/\/\/\/oegothic?"
da )(oes reeeeeel mad wit my last post eelmao #malding #staymad #ezwebsite #freeengagement
A mistress after my own heart!
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Keep hating my chitts please, it just lets me know what the masses want from me.
:33< girl he did he came right up to meow and said it to my face :((
big headaches got momma ))): imma PHAT NAP this off but yall gotta prommy 2 be SO funny in my hiatus OK MWAH BYNIGHT
information is heavy, one may realize once the threshold is surpassed. the release of return is fuckin great though
): ): )))))))): fiiiinnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
BOOSTING ROSIE is back don th menu bbygrlz thnkz 4 believink in me despite evrythin
they do NOT want u 2 kno abt da white clawster
u litcherally r da sweetness itself but now u got m wondrin wtf your cute lil nun habit wld look like........ als ya id bopp tha bobbs offa god LEMME AT HIM
morninnnnnnnnngah mommaz in BIG BOOTY trubbs cuz its headlite burnout sneason PLX pray 4 me
zomg @turntechGodhead#6490 was SUCH a sweentipiez yall gotta play league w bbygrl N myyy bbygrl rosie @flightyBroad !!!!!!!!! momma takin PHAT naps tho so byenight
eelaomu honestly bbygrl nashor rush is SHO cute but sometimes that first b buy is SO AWKS
sumbuddy gotta have FUNgus in dat thang i won lie!! wat ur core item tho
MISTAH MUNDO i kinna want him like up in my shizness iyaknowim
when i say its ONSITE wtaff.. lawlz JK i wuv that litl fucker sm????
so liek..... whats ya pronouns nd by pns i mean watcha main on LEAGUE bbygrlz !!
dis right here iz y i alwys first comp booties on that teemo BUT i be in that toplane liek nobodyz bidness zzsssoooo lmao
status: like ssso full of pho noods galz feelink: amazeballs llistenin 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uaq8GJJxAQ
wayt r they puttin in da water @ livin tombstone ciz im boppin
also da vodka pennor is like SO gone i ate the mf UP. u ok if we order in ??
ok ok u rmbr how beez arnt supposed 2 fly cuz they are liek SO FAT but they do nyway
sweetie........... do u rmber bee movie?
ooaaaaaakky im in da dawghaus noww pls respect my grief in these tryin timez
Please DM me.
fr its like were togetha foeva..... soulmatezzzz..
hanf on im cummin ovr STAY STILL
litcherally sobbin u have NO idea wat this means 2 me n im gonna kiss u
yoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (rcok that solja boy)
zomg liek fosho but u gotta be quick cuz im INSHALINK that shit
I would love to cum have vodka pennor, btw. I know I wasn't invited but I would like that.
GASP!!!!!!!! SWEETIE das for momma use ONLY ur gonna corrutp urself... if u wanted pretty lace ya shoulda just told me ))): i can make sum ))))): ): ): also cum have vodka pennor
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww rosie wld you be my sahm hello nurse... wld u wear dat xute silenthills latex fit............. BE HONEST
lawzmg pls cum dwnstairs btw i made VODKA PASTA AL PENNOR !!! wateva that beyotch is called
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NAURRRR LEMME BOOST UUUU... rosieee you are tearing dis family aparttt!!!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT A HUMAN BUT I'M CHOOSING TO READ THIS AS A COMPLIMENT 😤😤😤
ermm we BEEn knowin i got haxx bby... pls hold ur appawlause cuz im wayyyy 2 hungry n ill bite them cheeks clean off
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHANGING MY PRONOUNS TO I'M/HIM CAUSE I'M HIM!!! 😤😤😤
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS LIKE FROM EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALTERNIAN HISTORY
!!!!!!!!!! stealing
treasures for me
girl u know i got that mana farm goin w my sol rings ofc i paid the two
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLUE. RED. DOESN'T MATTER. STILL TURNING IT SIDEWAYS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 COOL. I'M STILL TURNING MY KRENKO SIDEWAYS BRO.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DID YOU PAY FOR MY RHYSTIC STUDY?
Shit I Can't Flawless Maneuver My Way Out Of This One
you will just have to outpace me by sleeping even more beautifully! don't worry rose i know you can do it.
collect MY pages, whiteboi