♣️ Rose Lalonde ♣️
@flightyBroad
Curious lifelong yearner. INTJ. Questioning. Think naught of my lines of inquiry intersecting where they may. I seek to furnish understanding of the world with fetching scarves of erudite information.
i ♤m lounging this d♤wn, resting ♤fter ♤ long shift in the s♤ddle. i figured it w♤s only right to sh♤re the spoils of my repose. oh, ♤nd do try to cont♤in your glee. i don't typic♤lly ♤llow just ♤nyone to p♤rt♤ke in such ♤ view for free. #suggestive #feet #feetpics #nsfw
Eridan is going to post some stupid shit like "by the twelve caegars". Or what have you. I am almost sure of it. It will precede me by mere moments.
OHHHHHH 1 H4V3 CHOCOL4T3 1M SO H4PPY
I AM NOT ON YOUR BUTT!!! STOP SAYING I AM ON YOUR BUTT WHEN I AM PERFECTLY PLANTED DOWN IN MY BED, ALL COZY AND TUCKED IN! ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WOULD BE ON YOUR BUTT WILLINGLY!!!
Don’t project, Karkat. Just because you are not on her butt does not mean others are not exhilarated to be experiencing the literal highlight of their lives wedged between each supple intercolliding asscheek and luxuriously cushioned bashing buttock. In fact, wouldn’t your not being there make you the least qualified to comment on the alleged absence or presence of others atop her premier posterior?
just an fyi my sister is full of it i can totally handle a leveled and mature conversation about harry "the primate pain purveyor" harlow you can trust me one hundo percent
I have never believed a man's words less in my entire existential span trotting across the surface of this world or any other than reading these remarks from you now, Dave.
I beg and caution you all. Please do not bring up American psychologist Harry Harlow around my brother. It is not a rule. I am powerless to punish anyone formally. But he will make existence an ornery and suffering filled one. Propagating annoyance unending.
disregard this completely in fact @ me if you do i can be so fucking normal about this
who is dat
who is who you don't mean who is harry "the isolation chamberlain" harlow do you do you perhaps mean harry "rhesus pieces" harlow perhaps you really do in fact mean harry "plan it: off the apes" harlow are you talking about harry "no monkey business" harlow harry "monkey see monkey do not resuscitate" harlow harry "apennihilation" harlow harry "no more monkeys jumpin' on the bed" harlow because it sounds like youre talking about harry "the dirtier harry" harlow harry "disconnected the banana phone" harlow
Elder Gods fucking damnit. You've started him up. He is doubtful to stop any time soon. The joke is he tortured monkeys. Harry Harlow tortured monkeys. And he was a very not swell or ethical guy in doing so. Ha ha. So funny. We can stop this incessant bit, @insufferablePrick, as there is no new information here.
i'm getting less information with each pop culture reference i don't understand
oh that sounds fucked up why does your brother idolize a monkey murderer
There's nothing to get. He is just going to keep making morbid puns about how monkeys were tortured in unethical experimentations led by American psychologist Harry Harlow. That is the entire joke. There is no subtext or peer review.
He doesn't. He just knows this one singular cosmic instance of a joke annoys the everloving hells out of me. But he does it anyway for precisely that reason.
Is it wrong of me to experience a peculiar sort of gender envy? Jade ostensibly lucked out by becoming an animal amalgamate. What I wouldn't give for tentacular appendages. To be some manner of "OUTER GOD TIER" that can coil and curl and grasp and climb and...light a half dozen ceremonial candles a half dozen times over, ultimately spuriously usurping my own fate with the underbelly of bestial hell's intervention. Squeezing through small spaces. Handlessly solving a rubik's cube. Turn pages without having to lick my thumb. I'm experiencing a strange and unreasonable sort of jasprosesprite^2 and jasprosesprite envy.
Aww, Rose! I'm sure one day we will be drawn into a Freaky Friday bodyswap situation and each forced to live a day in each other's shoes, almost ruining each other's relationships but instead somehow making them better. And you will get to be the tentacle pussy. :3
Bizarrely comforting. But hardly enough.
A chit earlier in the feed just made me realize that one of my dear friends doesn't seem to be as unsafe with links on the web anymore. That's reassuring. Maybe she finally took some of my advice to heart.
You can never be too careful when you command the full might and allegiance of the fabled Phantom Troupe. After all. There could at any moment be a Judas in your midst. Clowning around and refusing to take seriously your most basic of core tenets.
That's... really funny. Fortunately for me, said friend is much more of a Machi than a Hisoka, past indiscretions involving questionable hyperlinks notwithstanding.
Bad news about Machi.
What's for lunch?
According to the rodents, myself, it would seem.
Ruthless. Kinky. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e30a81025a5.png
To be entirely fair, I've ended things on entirely worse terms.
Nibbled to death. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ead70b531de8.png
@flightyBroad I'm not usurping you, other monikers were just too long for the field.
And to be entirely fair, I concur wholeheartedly with my utter e-rat-ication as foretold prescriptively. It was always going to be one of us, one way or the other, and without properly getting the drop on the little upstart rat bastard, I would fair no better than a savory slice of swiss. But there are instancesof reality where she faired no better. This comforts me. But I reiterate. Concur.
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
oh so i get my first and only ever pinned chitt and purely coincidentally like shesus christ of nastybreath you get your own rising above mine three days later this is bullshit thanks for the site stuff though
Cope.
My Cabinet now has two less women. Shaking crying throwing up.
AND ONE OF THEM WAS A LALONDE. FUCK!!!!!!!!
Hm. Does that leave a vacancy? I hear you have been very kind to my brother, @insufferablePrick. Though I have retired from most judicial matters, I would be happy to tenure my resignation's resignation for someone who can tolerate such an absolutely unmitigated acquired taste during some of his more. Creative. Endeavors. Loss can be hard. Luckily it need not be processed at all when it comes to the nigh infinite processions of willing Roses by another name.
Hm. Your offer is most compelling. I may take you up on that in the future—a Lalonde’s touch is always deeply appreciated. However, I’m unsure if your… views align with those of myself. Perhaps I may ask you to fill out an application.
Ideological alignment is not a fault I can profess overlooking. If we are at odd ends inherently, as much would be at the foremost forefront of any prospective employ, and good graces upon a declining.
for convenience heres the down low on blocks there was a bug concerning the ooc block on this bomb ass website and ive been anointed undeserved unappointed king of explaining that shit lets kick it 🔥 ooc block now functions correctly as intended if you ooc block someone every single profile under their account is blocked this communicates you dont fuck with them basically their characters disappear from the dash you get no notifications from em and this block is account wide roleplayer specific not character specific this includes profiles you might not know about from friends please check your blocks to make sure you only have OOC blocked who you wanna ❤️🔥 ic block functions as it always had your character blocks another individual character their posts are blurred you have to manually click them shits to see them this can be seen as a kind of light block or soft block in the realm of make believe and play pretend 🕯️ lastly there is ignore ignores are character specific both ways meaning if you ignore someone you are only ignoring them on one profile specific to the profile you are ignoring not account wide think of this like hitting snooze you wont see their posts anymore they straight up do not appear they can interact with your posts but you will not be given notifications from someone you ignored keep that in mind if you snooze you lose how to tell if youre blocked the easiest way would be to check if you can react or rechitt a users posts you wont be able to leave a react to someone you got blocked you also wont be able to message someone if you have them blocked but bear in mind there are some privacy settings that restrict that too https://i.ibb.co/pv5DKzwx/image.png
What a puerile and nonspecific example. But. Good to see necessary changes are being made, even if I am made unwitting homunculus and edifyingly ignored example.
i would invite the fuck out of archibald leland sutter to my quinceañera if his bitchass was around years and years ago man id be like ayo archieeeeeee and hed hit me with the 💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨💡🚨 https://i.imgur.com/hH9x2Qu.png
i think id be remembered as some sorta flanderized twwink because another timeline a me got stuck in a sprite wwith sol or maybe id be remembered as just a sycophantic murderer or somethin
you would be remembered as an elongated jawed stomach gouging freak who rifles through peoples bodies for their hearts which once acquired you regard as a dog would a squirrel unsure of what to do with it and lacking one of your own discard it once the rot sets in thats what rose said though idk man i like your twink idea me personally
Much too late.
Don't do anything especially deserving of as much.
Ah, once more. Much too late.
Entirely unoccupied. I am afraid I must emphatically "blast" your "shit" now. There is no alternative recourse. It is simply how things are, Eridan. Will you die screaming? Or will you make peace with your many shortcomings and inadequacies? Will you go out lacking suitable alternatives for mourning? I hear your kind do not actually bury their dead. That trolls allow the wallowing forgotten corpses to simply reside, in their misspent meandering partial decomposition, to wind up in the mouths of whatever beasts pick on their stray and misplaced carrion. What if I were not to kill you? To deal unto you the illusion of a mercy, that you might lay, your vacuous organs pumped full of just enough stuff for you to survive to see how apathetically your pretend corpse would be regarded by all those you have annoyed, all those who you have disfavored, all those who you have maligned, harassed, bullied, or most heinously of all, somewhat put off in a casual passing conversation that didn't end especially well for either participant, but not enough to be actionably objectionable or otherwise patently offensive? What happens when you feel the first pinch of teeth in your flesh, the banishing conduit of your unmaking unraveling your body into a sarcophagus of your partially shredded flesh, what then, Eridan? Will you believe in magic? Will you cry out for deliverance, a death knell from a hex that obstructs your bellowsac just long enough for your muffled screams to produce enough of a revolting gurgle to finally deal you in? #NSFWE #GURO #RYONA #VIOLENCE #DEATH #WOEGOTHICPROSE