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Being a conspiracy theorist is a blessing and a curse. Because on one hand, HOORAY! WE WERE RIGHT! On the other hand, oh fuck we were right. It IS scary, but I feel less like a maniac.
oh wow...... thank you a lot rose! this has all been noted!!

leijon-chan there are so many people watching!
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
rose makes my body tingle and my heart pound
y'know, whEn i follow pEoplE i should probably bE prEparEd for thE chancE that thEy'd follow mE back, but somEhow it catchEs mE off guard EvEry timE somEonE follows back.
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) 』 ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
// I hope you see Rosa, not just as an ancestor. But also your green Alien mother. (this is a joke)

Well Chittr, I'm off for the day (not like yesterday, where I kept coming back) I hope you all are on your worst behaviors. Break stuff, fuck people, get high. I'll check in on you much later tonight, or tomorrow. I know most you won't miss me too much. #substances #mildnsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd31c88c37bf.png
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
you should all be ashamed of yourselves. #nsfw

Mind still addled from last night, but at least I'm remembering to put this tag here before I post and now I think I'm rambling how does one even ramble on a chittr post anyway here's some ass #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/15/b914d915ea29bc25991dabb6db4f10eecd481d3b.png
Are You My Homework? Because I’m Not Doing You Right Now, But I Should Be. #nsfw

It's been... an eventful night. #vagueposting #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/19/dd57b8b578e349b621265a55758359aded5200ac.jpg
Would someone like to rough me up~? #nsfw #nsfwe
the fact you remember your own shit poetry this long after is fucking insane btw also i dont think i was as into it at the time you said that it had to mellow a bit longer to make me more fucked up so
i admit it purely in the confines of my incestposting account youll never truly know what version of dave i am though so this win basically doesnt count for you fyi
freak but also yes thanks fuck yeah
every day i flip between wanting puppets as far away from me as possible and finding my own discomfort of them hot #nsfw #incest
yea we can make that work too theres a lot of good solutions for it really
AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)

Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
youre zo full of wizdom i admire u
LAWLX tbh ive been thnkin on this 1 basicklly 4eva n i gotta say id fuck my clone mommaz tits clean off (unless she aint got em then we fuckn em on) its TOTES sexo tho cuz we nasty #nsfw #clonefucking #selfcest
@obvertSoftware I am very fascinated in you, I believe we have much more in common than just being wholy separate entities of the same brain copy.
:33 < Had to help someone to.. completion, since they got too excited in my PMs.. #nsfw
Sigmund Freud more like sug-my-freakin-8ulge!!!! #NSFW #8utWithIntentToInsult #8utIHaveToFollowRulesSo #MoreHashtagsWould8eFun #NicolasCage
Attracted the attention of more than one Rose with that Freud Chitt… oh my gog, it’s hilarious!!!! You’re all like helpless kittens hearing your 8ag of food 8eing shaken!!!!!!!! xxxxD
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Mmm...mmm...mmm.... ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < No need to roll! F-er, I always take initiative! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Insight check! 'Cuz you know my ass inquisitive! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Slept with your bitch last night, ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Call that a "LAIR ACTION", ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Shoulda just record her, ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < So I could burn your turn's "REACTION"! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < MC GYGAAX STRAIGHT ROLLIN' IN THE HIVES! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU BREAK OUT IN THOSE, IF ANYONE SURVIVES! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME PROBLEMS, MY TROLL, I'LL COME AND FIX IT, 'CUZ IF YOU AIN'T GOT YOURSELF, THEN HOW YOU EXPECT TO FIX SHIT? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...hahah! Or something like that. I reckon a musicull career by me would be baaaaawfully short-lived!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BAAAAAH shucks~!!! Ya buncha sweetpumpers are makin’ me clutch mine! Ya can’t keep bein’ so nice about my mewlin’ little meanderin’ musings! Jus ain’t fair t’folks with cooler stuff t’say!
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Ya asked!!! And yer always important enough t'answer! Happy to condense in tha future if yer more of a touch 'n go sort! I don't never want nobody t'feel overwhelmed just cuz I'm... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < A lot.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happy #NORMALDAY to ewe all!!! Hope it finds ya well ‘n hunky dory…and NOT turned into a commercialized plushie ‘o your luscious locks Lusus!!!! Baaaahahaha! https://i.imgur.com/B7IngY7.png
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YesyesyesyesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < My humblest regards 'n sincerest cordial most gratitudes!!! Yer KUDOS 're goin' on my still hummin' frosty cold MEAL VAULT 'n I am gonna be crankin' out the deets of the next installment lickety-split!!!! So glad t'hear you're a troll 'o culture as well!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww, ewe flatter me like butter 'n a hot biscuit in a breakfast rush served nice 'n melty in the COUNTY UNFAIR!!! Which is 'xactly what this 'ere comment is! I ain't no competition!!!! Miss @archiveAddict is a gosh darn visionary...these 're just drabbles! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks all th'same though!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww SHUCKS, I up 'n fergot again, dag nabbit!!!! Don'tchu worry it none though, I'll be on that like a squawkbeast on a squeakbeast at th'end of a nine perigee hunger strike!!!!! ⋋(•⌔•Ꮚ)⋌ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (੯ूᵕ̤ू Ꮚ)~ < EEEeeeeeeeeeeppppp!!!!!! Aw naw!!! They got me good!!!
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...eheh!?
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting

i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
߷ - pLAYED A REALLY CHILL AND FUN GAME OF TROLL mTg WITH fRIENDS! tHIS WAS MY WINNING HAND, C: i LOVE PLAYING GAMES W/ FRIENDS! HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/sCREENSHOT%202026-04-01%20224444,PNG
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating

#Onionize.
N0 dibs. All the 0ther unf0rtunate bugs crawling in the vast empty vacumm 0f space had been exe.culled. That said, y0u have w0rk t0 d0. And I'm n0t asking f0r a quick maintenance. Yet.
AA for god 2ake it2 1pm in the afternoon. Lemme gue22, another one of tho2e pe2ky buldgeglar trying to 2huck open ***the mo2t 2ecure*** hive??? If you were here bu2y twi2ting off the knucker2, who2 out there? Do your job && get them off the honeyframe2 thank you.
---include <img https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/288dd1cc5d14.png>--- Wakey wakey~ Y0u have 4 m0re unauth0rized entry br0ker, S0llux.

concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! A new mandated handed down by Prespurrdent Obama states that #hornyposting WILL begin on chittr starting now! Post your favorite #nsfw thoughts below!
#nsfw behold! harley the great and her mystical witchy powers of prestidickitation! [A video of Jade in a wizard hat and nothing else. Between her rather thick, shapely legs is a green penis with a knotted base, and a pair of fairly large balls. She lightly shakes her hips, making it sway a little. Her hands then glow with green light- and her rather impressive cock disappears! The doggirl smiles at the camera and lowers a hand, spreading her puppy pussy open to show it off. Her fingers slip inside, her eyes close, and she moans softly. But she's clearly too excited to draw it out: this only lasts a few seconds before she raises her hand again and licks her fingers clean. And with another gleam of magic, her dick reappears, now with a bead of precum at its tip! Giggling, Jade leans forward to turn the camera off.]

concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!
I have found myself adrift in many ways. Once through space, again through time, even now through concept. I do not know nor admit to any level of knowledge of this platform. I do not know nor acknowledge any particular allegiances to the growing factions I am witnessing. However, I do know I stand against Eridan WWeek.
Broads together strong!
Ah I appear to be a getaway driver now. I feel a mistake has been made.
:33 < Hmmmm.. I dont mind! Love is for evfurryone, even if its directed at a silver kitty like myself. You could always purrivately message me if you want!
:33 < H33h33, you're a purrsistent human!
:33 < Siiiigh.. some part of me misses hunting for spurrort...

Who said it inconveniences? The more magic grows on this site, the more I’m making considerable capital franchising with The Olds Ones. Horrorterrors float around you gals like cattle
I am akin to a nervous canid. Any signs of aggression are sure to be returned. I am glad to have not made your enemy, sister.

Another Lalonde, joy, this site didn’t have enough grimdark scented candles
I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png
Marry Transmas. I am viewing you all through my various orbs, obsidian mirrors, and reflective pools. #Tdov.
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.

Too late, you're getting the vigorous kind. We're talking Silent Hill movie (the first one) over here.

*Vigorous prayers for Dave*

Under His Eye.
Thank you; that's very kind. I genuinely appreciate it. My thesis was largely written in the month before the deadline in a fugue state. I haven't been brave enough to reread it yet, but I suspect my reviewers took pity on me moreso than anything. So: please know you're in good company.
Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.

arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
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Happened to me a while back, I'll take off your hands, but for future reference, frankincense *then* wormroot, it'll save you trouble with the warding in the future

concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
nobody fucking snitch cause its #substances talking but i miss my sister(s) and also my brother(s)

Seems like it's the most lurid hour after putting all those rumors to rest so, here you go. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1337/sample_5d6fa164b0ab6213bed54c22f08d2abd3bc2e289.jpg?1386706 #Nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/7oWbeO9v3Cfs900q7JhLAs?si=72551ab1271245d4
yeah thats what my metaphorical money is on
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not too sure what a "FENT LEAN" is...that's not no status condition spelled out all too clearly in the 5SCREE SRD! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < But I got big, burly, shoulders! Real strong-like, that ain't yieldin' to no buckin', no himmin', no hawin'! I could haul a spleenfowl up a hobbled hill faster 'an its ungodly yelps could splinter glass at the tippy top! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So y'all can always "FENT LEAN" on me...and I'll be right happy to hook my arms 'bout ewer fleshy underbellies, 'n giddy on up wherever ewe're fixin' t'go, y'feel? Just say the word! Or don't! I don't mind unmarked sidequests.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Then bein' happy means somethin' else fer you, and that's OK too! Far be it fer me t'tell ya what ya should er shouldn't mark on your map...that's YOUR course to chart... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But havin' locked arms 'n blades with many a FLARPer in my heyday...I can say with confidence, ya got a bit more tinkerin' t'do with your backstory's unfoldin' arcs t'be focused on the happiness o'now...! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Feelings like that...are a status condition. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Often rooted in fear! Or uncertainty! You don't wanna be happy, 'cuz you don't feel like you've enough Happy EXP t'multiclass into somethin' that brings you joy...could be a form of self-sabotage...where you roll a D4 on your turn, confused enough to head just 'bout any wayward which way 'cept where ya wanna be goin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But don't lose hope! Even if happiness comes t'ya by another name, another shape, another sort...it's still yours!!! Not everyone gets, or even wants t'be happy go lucky...! Sometimes their happiness is a quiet afternoon, twiddling thumbs! Somber acid rainstorms! Or even just a bit 'o quiet solitude...! YOU decide what YOUR active quest is!
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png 🎲ℂ𝕆ℝ𝔻𝕀𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕌𝕋𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊, 𝔸𝔻𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊! 🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 11 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! ⚔️🛡️𝕃𝕆𝕆𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔸 ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕐? 🏹 🗡️ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Yers is the righteous path of the Paladestroyer!!! Oath of The Crown! Because that shit you just said??? 👑👑👑👑👑
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ᗣ❖Ꮚ); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
Well to be more specific, it's a minecraft /ARG/ doomed yaoi! https://youtu.be/3V7Rvo4Gvic
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holy shit these dogs are putting out fires i just found out about this

i laso really like devotchka i forgot to say that but that one is also a very good petname also as well (tags: #thisprobablydoesntcountasavaguepostithink, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.
((happy trans visibility day!!! my oc and i both being trans men are feelin hella seen today hehe))

*Shower sounds* #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/923/sample_cd8cdcbd9e2ef1842acd0ff9074bf0005fc23001.jpg?922950 https://open.spotify.com/track/5FqULKbIuLb5fNKvbAPsj6?si=209d9bb97bd44a37

oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest
:33 < Sure! I'd be excited to s33 what you have to offer the gossip column!
:33 < Sorry, I think you're losing me here X3
:33 < What a scandalous thing to say! Don't thiNK i wont write about you just because it's about me X3
:33 < H33h33, such a thing to say to an old cat like myself! Purrhaps someone will think of me like that someday, but I'm content being a reporter for as long as I've got the spot. Settling down wouldn't be terrible though.
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
:33 < Another amazing article, written by me and proofread by my various p33rs here at The Beforian Times. I'm rather purroud of this one, tell me your thoughts if you get to read it!
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..

concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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Robots have feet designed for balance, stability, and weight distribution, featuring rigid metal plates for structure, rubber soles for traction, and articulated toe hinges for better contact on uneven terrain. These feet often use complex sensors and actuators to mimic human gait while managing stability, or specialized designs for specific tasks.
As long as you submit to my feet.
◩◩◩the voId stares back wIth bIg wet empty eyes◪◪◪
I do recall a certain @murdererHonkhonk inquiring if my #feet would suffice for the licking. With such a beautiful set, I would surely hope so. Would you kindly rate from 1000 - 1000000. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8373aed64950.png #nsfw

Stay safe up there. Bundle up.

I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
tell the outer gods to stop bullying the nipples of the people!! our lives (and assorted bits) are hard enough!
"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
WATTTT n waste all my best ASSets ??? mommaz dont giv out hr face 4 free bbygrl thats liek so gauche
supa mega thxxxxx bbygrl u make a mommaz feel so pretty
BBYGRL I WISHHHH i am trampln thos poor things its litcherally so sadge
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.

im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also

i had to close the livestream its getting actually scary #eridanweek

Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
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if we are good and nice enough do you think something wonderful will happen
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there will be music hosted by yours truly
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soon i will throw my own party at my crib and you will go to it there is no other option
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hello! i am interested in participating in #eridanweek but i cannot seem to find the prompts anywhere 0o0 if someone could send me the prompt list that would be appreciated arigatou! (tags: Eridan Ampora & The Rankmaid, #eridanweek, writing prompts, #nsfw, archive rating: ♒︎)

#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
hey sweeeeeettieeeeeeeee bbygrrrrrrl have u had lunch yet?? mommaz made lamn

// is that a fucking flight rising dragon
good night, dear one. i have been away, you see, but recently i have come into possession of a delicious beverage. pictures, + perhaps a selfie, will follow in time. sharing this moment with you would be the most wonderful thing.

i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)

i think that it is very lovely when people post lyrics but i feel like i would need to choose lyrics that really speak to me! 0o0

#nowlistening #lyrics i want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit lock lips, if you love me, prove it double-dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss? to this music, id fucking lose it go on, do it, what the fuck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBC966g3YCE #nsfw

if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw

concept: getting on top of your matesprit and forcing their arms up over their head "wait! no! i havent hit the ablution trap tonight yet!" they cry out through laughter, kicking their feet and squirming pressing your nose up against their underarm before gliding a long lap of your tongue upwards "youre such a freak!" they sputter in shock, cheeks flushing a brighter hue (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, scentplay, armpit stuff, archive rating: M)

being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
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And the second. And third, and fourth. You know I love all Roses Lalonde just as much as I love myself, mrrow! And you further are aware that I love myself way too much to possibly be healthy. And also that my tits are slightly bigger than yours. <3
c< hello trolls and aliens. I have taken it upon Myself to rechitt reaction photos and images, primarily of the troll variety. I will also be sharing some that I find to be more niche and believe deserve the spotlight. you are welcome to follow Me. // ooc: hi :) i'll rechitt troll/cherub reaction images others make and also post some of my own! if i ever chitt anything i didn't make it will be credited.
Miss Eight has the good sense and the effortless grace to know when to reject the rabble. I take no offense to her preferences, 'cause a dame knows what a dame wants, and I do know dames prefer a gentleman who can "know 'bout that." Flesh yourself out, Crewman.
Carapacian preferring a smooth surface to a soft shelf. Not surprising, says I. #nsfw
BUSH IS GOOD BUT I LIKE A FINE LANDSCAPING JOB TOO. LOVE IT WHEN A DAME IS MAKING SURE TO WELCOME ME HOME WITH A TIDY MAT.

the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
PROUD MEMBER OF THE LGBTQIAMC. NOTICE HOW THE FELT AIN'T IN THERE.
YOU AND ME CAN RUN OFF THE HORIZON IF YOU WANT JUST KEEP TALKIN.
LOVE YOU SEE YOU TOO DAME. DAMN, LOVE ME A FLIGHTY BROAD.
MY GOODNESS... I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AMAZED AT A COLOR'S ABILITY TO ENCAPSULATE BOTH THE GOOD AND THE BAD OF THE COLOR WHEEL. ALL COMING TOGETHER IN A DISPLAY OF ULTIMATE NEUTRALITY... I MUST SPREAD WORD OF THIS THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND AT ONCE!
ALSO, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS "LEGENDARY FARTMASTER" IS. HE JUST APPEARS TO BE SOME GUY INTENT ON PRANKING ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
huh. you know, i couldve sworn they had a color for this. but sure. vio-lets start using superred ultrablue. seems cool.
YOU KNOW. THIS MAY HAVE ENTIRELY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE ON THE DEBATE. WERE I NOT SO UTTERLY OPPOSED TO ALLOWING MY BROTHER THE UPPER HAND!! YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW LONG HE'D HOLD ME ADMITTING DEFEAT OVER MY HEAD FOR!

Here goes another pointless Chittr survey from yours truly. What's your go-to snack at a rest stop?
X Purple is the superior colour. x
While I'm sure you're confusing me with some other troll I do admire some good literature. ⛤dmittedly, there is a lack of Terran tomes in my personal library. Should you have any recommendations, I would be glad to know.
Bit boes, bthank byou!
True One Must Wonder In Fact Of The Elusive Non Included Specs.. Even If I Do Rather Love The Fine Details

I can understand the sentiment.
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hello chittr censored your post you dm it to me please please
I Thought This Kind Of Came With The Packaging So To Speak

I feel personally attacked by this paper.
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saw da GNARLIEEESSTTT car crash 2day n i will nt lie........ i ate tha fuqqq outta some froyo watchin them tow dat shit (#myrosie ws ther 2) (i love her) (she wore a scarf i mde) (litcherally dyin a qtness) #violence #caraccident #liekthatshniztoetesFLIPPED

john ur grandma is a fucking legend

rose please

I always want to be ready for my closeup.

im literally always saying this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about us trimmers?

im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"

I mean, I'm already sexing GHB up. No offense to him, but I would say he does fall in the monster category easily. And if he doesn't, the Horrorterrors aren't so horrifically terrorizing once you get to know them, if you catch my ham-fisted drift. Like I said in another post, I'm as bad as they come. I have no shame left in my body, and I enjoy being this way.
Ahem- My apologies for the outburst, a mood overtook me and better judgement escaped for a brief moment. But yes all of what you had said earlier is highly 'a mood'. That same dedication you saw is what I give in any situation, absolute utter devotion to the cause in any and all things~ #nsfw

iis there a dress code 0v0"

I believe I should preface this with the ever-acompanying maxim of "Context is key". Do I seek out having someone's foot on me on the regular as much as I, say, like to expose myself to this little corner of the Internet? No, I don't believe so. It has to be seamlessly integrated to a scene, a power play where I'm made to feel so beneath my partner that I am but a speck of dirt on the floor. I am not particularly attracted to feet or would consider myself a fetishist of them, but I will suck a toe or have mine sucked if it comes to it. It just doesn't rank highly on my list of "would"s. As for footwear, who doesn't like a nice, double-lifted pair of platformed combat boots? I hope this satisfies your curiosity, at least in the slightest. And I'm open for more inquiries.
I make the same implication to you as I did to OP Rose. ;3
This wouldn't at all be developmentally related to a formative and possibly traumatic experience you had during a to-the-death battle with a certain quasi-immortal adversary when you were a teenager would it? Perhaps an adversary with long, flowing hair and an incredibly flattering wetsuit? :3c

As a fan of being stepped on, yes. #nsfw #toosubbyformyowngood #pleasedontjudge #sometimesdebased
lowkey feel so bad ugh

🜂 | I am #HIM. #ChairministranGOTDAMN #JUSTBOUGHTGOLD #SigmaGrindReadySetGo #LikeABossBaby #PityABossBaybey #RechitABoss #HelloGOLDENFellow 🔵 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is WEEPING PRIDEFULLY.

🜂 | “My people” is ELITE tier ball knowledge. ownership of influence, instant rapport, command of centered attention, and a brand new brand friendly rallying cry strong enough to unify the masses. this is how empires start. and all else crumbles before their might. 🜂 | You. 🜂 | My self-improvement headed friend...are getting a follow. i expect big things from you. and not just because i already see them! #ChairministratsInPractice #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenTakes #HelloFromAYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #IamSoDownWithClowns 🟢🔴 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is CLOWNING AROUND.
speakin of lit references, i finally remmebered the name of the old cunt from moby dickkk. ahab. i think

As far as I'm concerned, there /are/ pheromones in sweat. So it's not completely out of the question to be attracted to it.
still do not understand any of this NSFW stuff but you're a very good writer and my attention was rapt nonetheless.

KUDOS! ❤︎

im ssweating
Did you take over the fucking Planet in my absents????
We suffer the same plight if not in reality, then in spirit.
Oh right yeah i come out swinging and confused and I don't even do an intro. Yo peeps. Name's Hope. Fitness junkie. Tired as fuck 30 somethin year old human. There may be a small, small chance you'll see me existing where I shouldn't? That's an accident, don't mind me, I'm probably getting the hell outta dodge immediately.
I picked the name because Alt Rock is my favorite genre. Which mall u thinkin, Rosy?
I died of old age so aside from ancient highbloods, I default to calling everyone else cubs just to sort of explain that particular phrasing choice! In the time I'm from, trusting someone enough with yourself took effort and time, so there was more intimacy involved. I suppose it's a good sign of the times if people can freely express these desires without worry!

Ziggy, I think you should sit this one out. Your gangrened jaw would soon disintegrate if you continue roaming around these deity-forsaken lands.
As a break from the piss talk. Have a different kink! #feet #nsfw https://files.catbox.moe/o7jlrl.png

We are esoteric posting.
HUH? HUUUUUH??????? ???? 😵😵😵💔 whoaoaaa wuht r u doin im so... so...soooooooo..... zzzzzzzzz
my litl #golden bbygrl.. my litl hater4life..... im litcherally so proud off u @flightyBroad take da #piss outta evry1 u meet
wordddddddd uppp fr fr fr
so liek i thnk santaz elfs r actully litl gnomies NOT treefckr elves
zomg............ cn u imagin a litl teensy tiny gnomie pumpin away on a big ol tolkien elf ??? wtaf i need 2 see this RITE NAO #nsfw #sizedifference #gnome4elf
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i get it good one
forhot sayin im available 4 dinnr vaguely sounds liek i am dinner.
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
fckkkk i litcherally wuv u SO MACH how is 1 rosie th bestest n qtest n sweetniest ?????? da world wil nevr knooooo

concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
bbygrlz.. it mite b fureekn ovar for mommaz.. i woke up hungry n i don even have da enrgy 2 make food........ plz pray 4 me in da tryin tiems at hand
nauurrrr u gt so far bbygrl!!!!! wtaf this dudez str9 pissin me OFF.. lemme at him lawl

#gamer. I haven't played II yet, I'm carving my path through the first spire, trying to slay it.
bbygrl therz litcherally just imgs in here
oooh !! wats dis cn i get some #context

concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)

concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
as soon as i read that i got a tummyache is this a bad omen
waaaaAAAAHHHHH rosieeeeeeeee ur gunna mke me BLUSH /// shadup im so #humble <3 <3
see this is a proper fuckin response
soooozzzzz i THINK theres enuff mamaz on here 2 ask this one: wat does ur litl angle get up 2 (liek hobbyz n suxh) that U hve recntly been all "lemme get on that 2 bbygrl" (4 bonding shore but jst in gen) cuz FAR ME its been crochet (#myrosie does knittink) (shes SHO good) (im le dawg at it) #momssticktogether #mamaposting #preciousangels
whAt spIrItUAl sIgnIfIcAncE dOEs thIs pIEcE Of mEdIA (I cAn Only AssUmE bEIng A tOmE Of mOst sIgnIfIcAncE) hAvE tO thE spIrIt? sOUnds qUItE rOUndAbOUt!

@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
will the dark entities accept a rom packaged with a functioning emulator
If I had theoretical apes, I would conceptually take good care of them.
wat do they put in ibugprofenz 2 make them SO helps u ??? whjdsf zomg i BUG profen.. magine dat.. a litl bitty bug goin up in ur body 2 make ya pain go away (litcherally jus made myself SO sobbz rn) #drugs #medication #ibugprofen NEW TAG for da masses (mommaz originallll)

sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)

concept: your matesprits psionics bursting in a beautiful display around their horns as you send them over the edge (tags: Reader/Matesprit, psionics, intense pailing, psionic ahegao, archive rating: E)
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.

a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)

"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake

oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)

concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)

ah... rose-sama... it is because of beautiful souls like yours that i continue on with my passion i will hold this sentiment close as a pen my next feature 0v0 KUDOS ❤︎
YOUUUU RRRRR MY SUNSHINEEEEEEEEEEE MY ONLY ROSIEEEEEEE auughghhhghh im dyin of qtiepie ovarload i need cpr (cuddles) (also candy) immedjitly (you look amazeballs bbygrl evn if u r the last thing i see b4 da hooks cum)
zumtimes i refresh just 2 b sure i follod all da right ppl.. just in case.. u nevr KNO i clda missed a bnagar
@flightyBroad bbyyyyyyygrrrrlllllll mommaz dyin bring da profen #drugs b4 i splode of die
2 LATE im fiddlin my stixxxxx
oakkkk we leaguin but yall gota help me pick champz we doin fiddlystix or snaifu (snek wife)
B SAFF ROSIEEEEE rmber bee movie if any1 fux w u its ONSITE
i'm still on my dad's insurance, so... worth a shot. pencil me in!
u said it! ill ragebait grammas n cozy tubers in defense of my roses

I was twirling my tropical bevvys silly decorative umbrella in hand and the butlers that lined the block spoke so highly of you that it left me slackjawed and giddy!
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
MY LIFE BEGINZ ANEWD ily bbygrl mwah mwah mhwa
I can accept an Octorok.

was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
no i think that falls under "somewhat stimulating" fs #nsfwe #incest
miss lalonde if you ever need a gal to stand outside your place of 8usiness smoking and turning folks away i am availa8le most nights
pleasure to meet the crew... i shlal be smoking a cigar moodily by the window until u have need of my womanly charms or potent marksmanship
My robotic heart pumps milliseconds less efficiently to witness you describe Emily Brontë's magnum opus as boiled down to the trite smut we witnessed on screen in your #Cave last weekend. "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same," Did you not find your immortal but unmistakably human eyes misty from the pure gravity of that statement? #JacobElordiwasFineasFuck “Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte: Chapter 9 (Continued) - the Literature Page.” Literaturepage.com, 2025, www.literaturepage.com/read/wutheringheights-75.html.
That is the fugliest wizard I have ever laid my red sclera upon. My metal coils are fusing shut from his hideous brow to his fraught, stiff hands forever posed in what appears to be some sort of offensive attack, but negates any sort of imposing energy due to the potato sack he has chosen to don. Go, my necrotic sorcerer. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/07/22/86/072286a6fdd685a0064e55b1953c7a1a.jpg
The philosophies present in Plato's Symposium further this mindset, I am oft struck with Aristophanes' dialectic on the Three Sexes, The Cosmic Union of Man and Woman as a befitting Syphilitic Biological Warfare blanket to spread over the width breadth of our 'mutual following' (I believe the phrase is OOMF? You are, my only OOMF,) our 'Mutual Agreement' and 'Relationship' as stated. As obviously, the double nature is that of the one true real existence. For art their not these concepts sprinkled throughout all of the now defunct philosophies of aeons past? The concept of yin versus yang? The divine masculine and feminine? But I digress. #Plato #PartyofTwo
im havign a spiritual awakening

Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
ZOMG im so folloin u bbygrl
lawlzzzzzz this 1 is SHO classik thx 4 sharinnnnn
sign me up ive always wanted to be in good fellas
listin thee bes tpoekmon skitty. mr mime. skitty. skitty. purugly. skitty.
how do you feel about castform
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okay im djing live and you can see it here on https://www.twitch.tv/stacylmao_real spread the word and come jam yall
used to be this huge deal that i wear skirts all the time now but like ok im sorry i didnt want to be floating around cloaca out #willtheygetmeifidonttagthis #nsfw ? #eventhoitsjustmybody
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my thoughts exactly
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guys if i got out of my nest and streamed me djing on twitch live would you listen
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thinking about panera mac n cheese
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daily estrogen check girls take your morning doses
that sounds about right!!! sultai is pretty good colors, to be honest though i'm surprised you don't have any of the cards that were printed by junji ito during the phyrexia: all will be one set release. i remember pulling an elesh norn oilslick! that was a fun night... 400 dollar card right there!
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thats super helpful actually thanks john
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thats what ive been reading online im just so fucking noob that its overwhelming a little
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i actually just got into mtg i like red and black i wanna build a goblin deck
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw

This was a whole bunch of hubbub and hogwash (no offense) until you caught my eye with that flick! Just taking a gander at it has my ears perked and my heart aflutter at the mere notion of peeping such apparent high cinema of utmost eclectic tastes. Added to the watchlist PRONTO and i will report back lickety split it looks right up my alley.

You did, as it is expected of you.

Hate.

The true derper is equally as fickle and must be tactfully swayed.
taller taller taller taller! i will be 8 ft 8!!! tall tall. i wanna be tall! i wanna be tall as fuck! i want it and i hope for it!!
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big headaches got momma ))): imma PHAT NAP this off but yall gotta prommy 2 be SO funny in my hiatus OK MWAH BYNIGHT
this theft of the whole is inevitable while the curse of want persists.
information is heavy, one may realize once the threshold is surpassed. the release of return is fuckin great though
oh, you're right i didn't see that till now! thats- actually kinda nice thank you :)
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turntechGodhead #TIME hit me with that request
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add me do u need my handle
IVE GOTTA FIND MY ACCOUNT WTAFFFFFF i wanna ply w my bbygrl auughhhhhhh.. also mb if @turntechGodhead#6490 is ok abt it we cld play togetha
also if any rosies need boostin REPLY n i will put reacts on ya posts.. dats how much wuv i got (its alot) (like holyshniz) (SO MACH)
they do NOT want u 2 kno abt da white clawster
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we did kick ass
u litcherally r da sweetness itself but now u got m wondrin wtf your cute lil nun habit wld look like........ als ya id bopp tha bobbs offa god LEMME AT HIM
phew! maybe i'll draw something to get me out of here- i'll draw and- that's a... craterhoof behemoth i lack the mana for. i'll... i'll pass... a drink would be really quite nice, uh, some water, maybe, and some grass... i really wanna touch time grass right now- maybe, games with luck as an aspect probably shouldn't be something i'm playing...
zomg @turntechGodhead#6490 was SUCH a sweentipiez yall gotta play league w bbygrl N myyy bbygrl rosie @flightyBroad !!!!!!!!! momma takin PHAT naps tho so byenight
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i love warwick for this reason
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um duh of course fuck yes lets go
eelaomu honestly bbygrl nashor rush is SHO cute but sometimes that first b buy is SO AWKS
sumbuddy gotta have FUNgus in dat thang i won lie!! wat ur core item tho
MISTAH MUNDO i kinna want him like up in my shizness iyaknowim
when i say its ONSITE wtaff.. lawlz JK i wuv that litl fucker sm????
so liek..... whats ya pronouns nd by pns i mean watcha main on LEAGUE bbygrlz !!
dis right here iz y i alwys first comp booties on that teemo BUT i be in that toplane liek nobodyz bidness zzsssoooo lmao
status: like ssso full of pho noods galz feelink: amazeballs llistenin 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uaq8GJJxAQ
wayt r they puttin in da water @ livin tombstone ciz im boppin
also da vodka pennor is like SO gone i ate the mf UP. u ok if we order in ??
1 naur but i litcherally wld wuv u more if there was MOAR 2 WUV nd 2 ok well my love 4 u is like fat lil beez.. it dont make sense butt i wuv u THAT MUCH anywayz
ok ok u rmbr how beez arnt supposed 2 fly cuz they are liek SO FAT but they do nyway
sweetie........... do u rmber bee movie?
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i have an archived one you can check out but it might be a little topical to your mothers whole deal so beware of that https://youtu.be/3-r2zIiW7IM?si=dCvUx5S5-MHsQGNf
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whered you get this pic of me
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i need every rose there is on the timeline to check out this witchhouse mix and lmk what yall think https://soundcloud.com/scowitchboy/ghost
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png

The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
girl u know i got that mana farm goin w my sol rings ofc i paid the two
uh... i.... i play a uh.... a third llanowar elves, i missed my land drop again- for- the sixth time
leave the ta8le at this point girl i run 8oros im fuuuuucked
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excellent
guys sht up a badbitch just follwoed me. act cool

i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
let me gt at genral grivous frm stra wars. id destriy that bug #nsfw #technixallyjustimplied
</3: Trazyn The Infinite From The Human Warhammer Series :)
xx LOWK NOT MY TYPE BUT I #LOVE THE BLUSHIES AWWW xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

























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