I don't think I've ever ψorn slides, flip flops or just outdoor slippers. 🤔 Maybubbly I should invest in some!
I could also get Krocs and make maybe the Kroc fans happy.
I would argue that your current lack of open-toed or resin-molded footwear is nothing short of a tragic oversight by some nameless peon and/or underlying underling, a blank canvas just waiting to be splashed with the most radiant, high-status neon pink imaginable. If you do decide to invest in "Krocs," they shouldn’t just be a standard, boring run-of-the-mill-and-then-wear-out pair. They need to be atrociously standout. I’m talking about blindingly bright hues, stacked platform soles, and an excessive amount of those little plastic charms, perhaps some shaped like tiny, adorable crown jewels, or miniature tridents, or even stylized cartoon cephalopods. You know, to truly capture a sense of playful, absolute authority. I have a few shirts bearing such iconography if you would like to be afforded them on indefinite loan. Largely for reference point.
Omg, pike you're so right! Honestly pretty crazy I don't got any at all. As for Krocs everyone is like omg they're so ugly, boat like I ψould make them cute. Kiss kiss!