Quarterstaff.
I am partial to the war hammer.
I'm down to do the second one. First one, eh. I'm already taken like that.
I DO NOT MIND. DOuBLE DIPPING. BuT FINE. YOuR. PROPOSAL. HAS BEEN ACCEPTED. MY ANSWER. IS THE MAuL. IN LAIRS AND LuSII. HOSTED. BY ANOTHER OF YOuR KIND. A ROSE. THE MAuL DEALS 2D6 OF DAMAGE. THOSE ARE BIG FuCKING NuMBERS. MOST WEAPONS. ONLY DEAL ONE MEASLY DICE OF DAMAGE. THIS ONE IS TWO. AS A RESuLT. I ATTEMPTED TO MAKE uSE OF SuCH A WEAPON. BuT FOuND MYSELF QuICKLY RuNNING OuT OF THEM. BECAuSE THE MANY POuNDS OF HEFT WERE QuITE DIFFICuLT. TO RELOAD. AFTER A CABER TOSS STYLE CHuCKING. AT THE SKuLL OF MY ENEMIES. BuT WHEN I DECIDED. TO THROW AT CLOSE RANGE. WITHOuT EVER LEAVING MY HANDS. MY KILLS PER MINuTE. IMPROVED FROM A MEASLY SIX. WHICH IS EFFECTIVELY A DEATH EVERY TEN SECONDS. TO SOMETHING MORE LIKE. FIFTEEN. FORTY. THIRTY. DEPENDING ON CONGESTION. AND TIME PERIOD. AND BIRTHRATES.
CLOSE. BuT I LIKE MY WEAPONRY FIRM. AND uNCOMPROMISING. LIKE ME.
Oh, the maul makes sense. You have good taste in weaponry, Caliborn.
YOu HAVE SIMILARLY GOOD TASTE IN TELLING ME I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN WEAPONRY.
Your response is satisfactory AND it got a chuckle out of me. Double points awarded.
c0rbin. two damage m0des.
morningstar, duh. best 0f both worlds.
Bec de corbin. Because it lets me keep people far away from me.