@timeGod — #nsfw
there will be enough to fertilize a lemon tree for the rest of the season
“a vampire biting you would hurt you know” yeah man thats the point part of it
love really is just finding someone whose “ugh stop” vibes double as foreplay lol
good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd
i hate suckin dick when its soft bc the gremlin in me wants to chew it
btw my last chitt was absolutely an invitation to get freaky in the replies
yup im just another homo loser with no hope for future i guess i should just wash my ass all day like a stupid fuck
minecraft but i get RAILED every time i take damage #nsfw
one of these days im gonna get myself a partner that shuts me up mid conversation by bending me over just cause i was yapping too much lol #nsfw
lmao someone has big feelings #nsfw
i knew it was over for me once i realized i could escape situations by thinking of gay sex #nsfw #happypride
is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea #nsfw
nooo dont turn us into tiny versions of ourselves and put us in the mason jar youre so sexy
if dicks get bigger from being horny so should boobs #nsfw
jack of all trades? more like jack of all offs #nsfw
yo why are so many jades just fucking jerkin it dude #nsfw
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
ok consider #wizardboypussy #nsfw
claws down my back mostly cause it actually feels good but also for horny reasons thanks #nsfw
pop off those jorts and lets see that hog sailor #nsfw
no im not “scared of sex” obviously you cant be scared of something thats not real idiot #nsfw
while you were busy jacking off and cumming hard it rained outside beautifully #nsfw
i dont want to hornypost but the parasites in me want to hornypost i dont wanna be horny so soon into making this account i dont like being horny but the PARASITE the DEMON in me it wants to hornypost you understand what im sayin #nsfw