
good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd

so like idk rizz em up or whatever why the fuck are you on your knees like a prancy ass disney prince about to bust into song but with like one one hundredth the actual sauce put behind it i can show you my hole like what the fuck ereid that short for eridan

no thats just my middle name man i think it means red or something i looked it up once but i was like 10 when i did also i have to be smooth about it i cant just do that or else ill lose my cool guy status or whatever my aura cannot be compromised here

yo how fucking long has it been since you were ten like you only googled your name one ass time are you even me

like 21 years ago at this point i kinda just stopped giving a shit after that

no

nope
