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:33 < i dont know about vampires, but rainbow drinker bites can be quite... x//33 < intoxicating
AHEHEHEE. (//:B
LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT! L1TTL3 R4BB1T 1N 4 TR4P >:] H3H3H3!!! @gallowsCounselor
gotta be cute about it.
I can confirm this one, actually.
yeah them yearn posts get you loads of pity and or a weird mutual understanding of just how ridiculously fucked your life is if the only thing bringing your mood down is the lack of dick or pussy youre getting i didnt even mean for this shit to sound pathetic i was really just lamenting about my t injection fuck
thanks man i knew i could count on you my first real horny posting and its getting pities out the wahoo if i knew this was the way to farm kult i woulda done it earlier except this shit is genuine and im feeling some type of way about it
this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont like to out myself like this but my shot got me feeling like a yowling cat fuck i need to get laid as pathetic as this shit sounds its a grueling experience thats usually just me feigning for a few days and vigorously beating my meat but im desperate waking up like im gasping for a breath of air only to be lambasted with that prickly downstairs sensation yall im living with horny vision everything looks curvaceous and sexy its trying to get my goat my fucking goat dawg #nsfw
yeah we cool
oh then thats ok
#relatable
* me me me thats me
IT will haave to, I aam giving it no choice
THaankk you, DAaave, thaat is very kkind of you. GOod morning to you too
LOL no worries.
Thanks man! I'm g⚣nna study s⚣me nudes t⚣ see which angles are the h⚣ttest
I feel like I sh⚣uld participate in the p⚣sting bulge ⚣nline trend but i'm l⚣wkey scared they're g⚣nna be put ⚣ff by my dispr⚣p⚣rti⚣nate h⚣⚣fbeast genetalia. #nsfw #nsfwe
⚣n it
i don't think anyone $tri¢tly /needed/ to hear thi$
well in for a penny. if you wanted to see my tits i posted them last night.
hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.
In that case, I’ll accept. The favor is appreciated, Mr. Strider.
... I’ll allow it. You did ask very nicely.
blows a kiss to everyone who was so nice on my stupid hornypost. 💋
no it was cute!
down boy, goodness.
💋
need cpr?
alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))
i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
so thats what happened 2 him
rippp bye u guys
💃
fun #davehour fact: dave hour is the coolest hour you will ever get to see in your lives B]
=oXO aw that,s okay¡ but now you know it,s there for if you do want it =:) =oXO
Thank you, I will. (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Not much just pondering my orb (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
yeah the more i dwell on it the less i believe the chitter mom allegations i dont think anyone sees me that way.
someone said they had a dream about a chittr slander video. so i have made one. #chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3KEm-aunY4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
GOOD FOR YOU.
fuck yeah dude
HEY GUYS, NOT REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT BUT, MY SON NAME IS... DAVE JUNIOR KHALED STRIDER, INCASE YOU THINK "HEY DUMBASS WHY'D YOU NAME YOUR SON THAT?" DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME. I DIDN'T NAME THAT DAMN GRUB, DAVE DID. I CAN'T DO THIS.
hopping offline so i don't get smited by the hell laser stay safe yo
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM FIIIIIILLED #nsfw
ack! thanks i guess???
oh my gosh you uploaded it!!! golly roxy! nn >///<
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
have some olive garden bread sticks in these tryin times #breadsticks
FUCK YEAH. I'M ALL FOR IT.
it makes it two times harder to read some quirks now >X3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e1d27f474f3.png
HELL YEAH.
OH. THANKS DAVE.
†hu§ m◯†heeerfuckeeeer be †hr◯bbin §◯ IIII h◯Pe y◯◯◯◯u’ree enj◯ying i† #n§fwww
Pwincess are you a seer, cause the way you guide that Knight's blade....
Sounds like a good dinner my friend (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
hell yeah good luck man
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!
EXCELLENT.
cause i fucking LOOOOVEEE being EVIL! every ounce of me radiates EVIL big dick energy that you cannot even comprehend or even come close to matching
AT LEAST YOU REMEMBERED IT. [|:^)
HAHA, IT'S ALL GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN JOKES. [|:^)
LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH I POSTED IT TOO.
1:1>Nah I'm on †his si†e cuz everyone on †his si†e needs saving>†
\ they are s0 cute J:) full 0f l0ve /
For pride month I am doing ewven less of my job
i dont know how to react to this but speak your truth twin
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i love flapjacks but i think thats my bird nature peckin on my damn oats
realest shit ever
slaps my big fat belly and chuckles like a medieval king with my big goblet of ale
idk if ur ignorant or u simply dont gaf, either way thats just friggin nasty #vagueposting
if you’re lactose intolerant n you eat yogurt does it yoghurt
c< aigHt, well, tHats gOOd 2 Hear >c
c< i wOulda stayed aNd Helped cleaN, but.... ive Had a lONg NigHt, sOrry >c
#hloysh|t
Don't say that, my will is weak.
Big fan of whatever is wrong with the Striders. Just saw one of them successfully play the “Squirdle.” Another drew themself as a chicken and followed up by saying they had never seen a chicken before.
Who up jacking all they trades rn. #suggestive
me too!!!!
im always barking this!!!!
i guess theyre all having fun but im too busy being a dog to think about all that stuff. most of the time!!!!
i am for certain NOT doing that :p
heck if i know dude!!!!!!
HELL YES.
FUUUUCK YES. YOU GET IT.
AS A SWEATER-WEARER THIS IS TRUE.
im sure theres plenty of nerdy shit you could b doin til then idk mayb try dnd
Hai!
(V)(',,')(V) cool
(V)(',,')(V) like sans
sHiT YoU RiGhT. CaRrY On mY UnDeRtAlL BrOtHa
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #VAGUEPOSTING
>> yeahh, that probab1y makeડ ડenડe ahaheh
>> ahaha H¡ Er¡dan
club wasnt looking at shit
doobah https://i.redd.it/cyknzos0ptoa1.png
>> #yourડweettreat !!
His #sweettreat.
== SWEET TREAT ORDERED THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PART""I""C""I""PATED ""I""N #MAN""I""FESTF""I""VECAEGARS ==
great minds think alike i see
doc scratch of all people hitting "fine keep your secrets" was not on my bingo
I'm like if nonchalant people were real.
PREA¢H!! THI$$$!!
Yes!
yeah.
>> Rea1 aડ fuck honeડt1y
Yes!
I understand your pain. Personally, I use the stop drop and roll method to disengage safely.
why the fuck is andrew hussie himself on chittr who gave the okay here this feels like actually no nevermind this is just par for the fucking course welcome to hell dude you most of all cannot fucking escape it i guess lmfao
hell yeah. character wise i really like spider-punk but in terms of concept i think my favorite is spiders-man
whos your favorite spiderman variant (characters not actors)
いいからポテト袋に入れとけ。
FUCK NOW EVEN I WANT THEM..
just watched myself trip over a rock then jump back so no one saw it mini-mes need to learn that handling failure is cooler that pretending it never happens
I believe in your abilities, Mr. Strider.
You are a Strider; I am confident you can.
Yes! Thank you very much for your assistance, quite a fitting task to sift through for one called 'time god'.
#LOLOLOL #ThankYou
ah, my 2 fav genres
I feel called out.
It's appreciated thank you.
SOUNDS GR34T. TH3R3'S 4 R34LLY N1C3 ON3 1N TH1S C4V3 TH4T H4S 4 HOL3 1N TH3 ROOF SO TH3 SUNL1GHT SH1N3S ON TH1S ON3 SPOT.
De Nada Por El Lluvia Btw Es Correlativas
" Banger " Chitt Detected.
Hm. It seems we have our answer.
heh! best story of all time.
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]
Interesting.
Yes!
oh heh yeah i would have done the same.
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
fucking boo i guess new platform same old ass me lmao been a long ass time since ive used any social media platform- i pin all blame on shit i get up to on nep shes the one that insisted i get on here ((Sparse existence likely. Icon made by hand. Here to cause problems and have fun with it.))
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