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i LIKE, pRONGHORNS, }:)

cookie revieved bro good joke i didnt even see it coming dude

trombone spelled REALLY wrong.

really had to wait with anticipated breath for this punchline every pixel i scrolled with something of titling anticipation like i was a live action tv show dad with his fingers wiggling over the cookie jar punchline was worth im eating that cookie 10/10

HONESTLY HAVVIN TO SCROLL TO THE JOKE WWITHOUT THE REED MORE MADE ME GIGGLE. LONG ASS CHITT ON MY FEED ONLY TO SEA "PRONGHORN" AT THE END.

> peppercorn <
8=l < Popcorn

VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ spit your facts ^^^^^^^^^^

this post isnt for you man quit flexing that swag and functional digestive tract

i am always saying this

i keep saying this

who cares if you are not ready here it comes regardless

taking a 8ite out of his 8oo8 rn
yOoOoOoO LeTs fUcKiNg gOoO tHaNkS MaN So yEaAaHh,,
777 < men are so good

And here's to you having it happen shit is fun as much as it is funny
yeah i get fomo (fantasies of making out)

Nvm, you'll never dull my sparkle. I'll just start making fun of people even harder now.

Billy.. Billy, stop.

lmao gov+ name jumpscare

Fr-o-o-g

this cookie is so fire man. i gotta bake some gingerbread or some shit it's been years. did you know you can just like make gingerbread whenever you want its awesome
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou

AHEHEHEE. (//:B

LOOK WH4T 1 C4UGHT! L1TTL3 R4BB1T 1N 4 TR4P >:] H3H3H3!!! @gallowsCounselor

gotta be cute about it.

I can confirm this one, actually.

yeah we cool

oh then thats ok

#relatable

* me me me thats me

IT will haave to, I aam giving it no choice

THaankk you, DAaave, thaat is very kkind of you. GOod morning to you too

Thanks man! I'm g⚣nna study s⚣me nudes t⚣ see which angles are the h⚣ttest

I feel like I sh⚣uld participate in the p⚣sting bulge ⚣nline trend but i'm l⚣wkey scared they're g⚣nna be put ⚣ff by my dispr⚣p⚣rti⚣nate h⚣⚣fbeast genetalia. #nsfw #nsfwe

⚣n it

i don't think anyone $tri¢tly /needed/ to hear thi$

well in for a penny. if you wanted to see my tits i posted them last night.

hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.

In that case, I’ll accept. The favor is appreciated, Mr. Strider.

... I’ll allow it. You did ask very nicely.

blows a kiss to everyone who was so nice on my stupid hornypost. 💋

no it was cute!

down boy, goodness.

💋

need cpr?

alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))

i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw

so thats what happened 2 him
💃
fun #davehour fact: dave hour is the coolest hour you will ever get to see in your lives B]
=oXO aw that,s okay¡ but now you know it,s there for if you do want it =:) =oXO

Thank you, I will. (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

Not much just pondering my orb (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

yeah the more i dwell on it the less i believe the chitter mom allegations i dont think anyone sees me that way.

GOOD FOR YOU.

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

ack! thanks i guess???

oh my gosh you uploaded it!!! golly roxy! nn >///<

#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png

have some olive garden bread sticks in these tryin times #breadsticks

FUCK YEAH. I'M ALL FOR IT.

it makes it two times harder to read some quirks now >X3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e1d27f474f3.png

HELL YEAH.

OH. THANKS DAVE.

†hu§ m◯†heeerfuckeeeer be †hr◯bbin §◯ IIII h◯Pe y◯◯◯◯u’ree enj◯ying i† #n§fwww

Pwincess are you a seer, cause the way you guide that Knight's blade....

Sounds like a good dinner my friend (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

hell yeah good luck man

EXCELLENT.
1:1>Nah I'm on †his si†e cuz everyone on †his si†e needs saving>†

\ they are s0 cute J:) full 0f l0ve /
For pride month I am doing ewven less of my job
realest shit ever

idk if ur ignorant or u simply dont gaf, either way thats just friggin nasty #vagueposting

c< aigHt, well, tHats gOOd 2 Hear >c

c< i wOulda stayed aNd Helped cleaN, but.... ive Had a lONg NigHt, sOrry >c

#hloysh|t

Don't say that, my will is weak.

Big fan of whatever is wrong with the Striders. Just saw one of them successfully play the “Squirdle.” Another drew themself as a chicken and followed up by saying they had never seen a chicken before.

Who up jacking all they trades rn. #suggestive

HELL YES.

FUUUUCK YES. YOU GET IT.

AS A SWEATER-WEARER THIS IS TRUE.

im sure theres plenty of nerdy shit you could b doin til then idk mayb try dnd
Hai!

sHiT YoU RiGhT. CaRrY On mY UnDeRtAlL BrOtHa
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #VAGUEPOSTING

>> yeahh, that probab1y makeડ ડenડe ahaheh

>> ahaha H¡ Er¡dan
club wasnt looking at shit
doobah https://i.redd.it/cyknzos0ptoa1.png

>> #yourડweettreat !!

His #sweettreat.
== SWEET TREAT ORDERED THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PART""I""C""I""PATED ""I""N #MAN""I""FESTF""I""VECAEGARS ==

great minds think alike i see

I'm like if nonchalant people were real.

PREA¢H!! THI$$$!!
Yes!

yeah.

>> Rea1 aડ fuck honeડt1y
Yes!

I understand your pain. Personally, I use the stop drop and roll method to disengage safely.

hell yeah. character wise i really like spider-punk but in terms of concept i think my favorite is spiders-man

whos your favorite spiderman variant (characters not actors)

いいからポテト袋に入れとけ。

FUCK NOW EVEN I WANT THEM..

I believe in your abilities, Mr. Strider.

You are a Strider; I am confident you can.

Yes! Thank you very much for your assistance, quite a fitting task to sift through for one called 'time god'.

#LOLOLOL #ThankYou

ah, my 2 fav genres

I feel called out.

It's appreciated thank you.

SOUNDS GR34T. TH3R3'S 4 R34LLY N1C3 ON3 1N TH1S C4V3 TH4T H4S 4 HOL3 1N TH3 ROOF SO TH3 SUNL1GHT SH1N3S ON TH1S ON3 SPOT.

" Banger " Chitt Detected.
I'm exhausted. [A short video is attached; It's of Cilrus with hisback to the camera again. He's shirtless again, and seems to be putting his hair up into its normal short ponytail. The objective, similar to his prior posts, seems to be to show off his physique again. Once his hair is up, he turns around and offers a small smile to the camera, reaching over and ending the video.]
Interesting.
Yes!
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
fucking boo i guess new platform same old ass me lmao been a long ass time since ive used any social media platform- i pin all blame on shit i get up to on nep shes the one that insisted i get on here ((Sparse existence likely. Icon made by hand. Here to cause problems and have fun with it.))





























