dave ereid strider
@timeGod
haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they
mmm borger
i start with P and end with ORN what am i? PRONGHORN
HONESTLY HAVVIN TO SCROLL TO THE JOKE WWITHOUT THE REED MORE MADE ME GIGGLE. LONG ASS CHITT ON MY FEED ONLY TO SEA "PRONGHORN" AT THE END.
really had to wait with anticipated breath for this punchline every pixel i scrolled with something of titling anticipation like i was a live action tv show dad with his fingers wiggling over the cookie jar punchline was worth im eating that cookie 10/10
do you think arceus stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?
I HAAAAATE BEING BUSYYYYY oh my god
neurodivergent creampie call that an infodump
“you cant fix him” i dont want to fix him i want to FUCK him! im a pervert not a psychologist
VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ spit your facts ^^^^^^^^^^
so true. is what i would say. if i could relate to this at all.
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can saute but then there are also the horrors one day we will saute the horrors
theres some stuff im rather abnormal about
i fucking love <3 how would i even communicate without <3
man its late as fuck how are people posting rn </3 how am *i* even posting rn
:33 < b3caus3 w3 … YES *WE* ar3 purrf3ctly fin3 at this stat3 to b3 making post!
this is probably a true and correct statement in some alternate timeline somewhere
all i need right now is skin to skin slow but aggressive kissing watching it move in and out
every time i get close to someone i feel like a stray dog trying to live in a house
like i dont know where to put my body or how loud im allowed to be
aww, that's really cute though!
not my laboratory not my Creature
mmm yeah no i like my men pathetic but not that pathetic
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit im just like this"
if we had cat ears it would kinda be a problem because my ears would be permanently locked on airplane mode and everyone will think im ungrateful and full of hate and they would be correct
a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner because i have no fuckin idea where im going
what the fuck am i going to do about me
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Perhaps, be gentle and kind, and allow yourself some comfort?
best relationship cheat code is finding somebody who thinks the way youre annoying is hot
posted this and got an immediate like and rechitt i knew this chitt was a banger
begging for just one day where my stomach doesnt hurt
its too late for me btw my ass woke up in the middle of the night again