dave ereid strider

3 days ago

@timeGod[TG]

imma be so fr i dont think i have friends that like pickles

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

“a vampire biting you would hurt you know” yeah man thats the point part of it

#nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

Emyr

@masterfulNecromancy[MN]

Not all of them cause pain with their bites, actually. That's a common misconception. While what we may consider "Vampires" don't truly exist, as such an idea stems from ancient stories and urban legends, those who sustain themselves off of blood commonly possess the abilities to render any wounds they inflict painless, and as blood loss often causes most beings to become drowsy and lightheaded, a lot of victims of such feeding don't even notice. Of course, sustaining yourself off of blood implies some degree of blood-manipulation or blood-related power, and many can cause this sort of numbing-reaction without needing to bite you first.

Nepeta Leijon

@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 < i dont know about vampires, but rainbow drinker bites can be quite... x//33 < intoxicating

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@timeGod[TG]

i aint readin allat

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@timeGod[TG]

lets say theyre very similar and are probably about the same

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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h0m0sexual

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

i would never kill my self i love masturbating too much

#cw-self-harm #nfsw

Kult: +17

Total: 17

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

date idea: just you me us in my kitchen while i cook and tell you not to touch anything in my kitchen because im extremely protective over it and dont want you messing up my food that i am trying to make for you so its the best goddamn meal of your life even though you insist you can help but i tell you no babe its my mansion in my kitchen i should make you the food for tonight and you should relax and take a load off while i feed you and tell you sweet things during dinner or whatever

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

SWOON.

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@timeGod[TG]

thank you thank you i know i know romance so well

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

SO WELL. MAKES A VANTAS BLUSH!

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@timeGod[TG]

good good means im doing everything right B;)

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KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

AHEHEHEE. (//:B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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h0m0sexual

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

love really is just finding someone whose “ugh stop” vibes double as foreplay lol

#nsfw

Kult: +20

Total: 20

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

being annoying only works when the attraction is already doing half the forgiving

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I can confirm this one, actually.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

gotta be cute about it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

im completely normal i prommy

Kult: +39

Kull: +25

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.56

Lepida Fidrak

@gestaltCreophage[GC]

YOU AND ME BOTH SSTRIDER >83

Kult: +9

Total: 9

oh then thats ok

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@timeGod[TG]

lmao

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yeah we cool

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@timeGod[TG]

sick

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd

#nsfw #yearning

Kult: +51

Kull: +40

Total: 91

Ratio: 1.27

so like idk rizz em up or whatever why the fuck are you on your knees like a prancy ass disney prince about to bust into song but with like one one hundredth the actual sauce put behind it i can show you my hole like what the fuck ereid that short for eridan

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@timeGod[TG]

no thats just my middle name man i think it means red or something i looked it up once but i was like 10 when i did also i have to be smooth about it i cant just do that or else ill lose my cool guy status or whatever my aura cannot be compromised here

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yo how fucking long has it been since you were ten like you only googled your name one ass time are you even me

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@timeGod[TG]

like 21 years ago at this point i kinda just stopped giving a shit after that

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Dawson "Danger" Strider

@turntechGladiator[TG]

sure you arent day dreaming about me?

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@timeGod[TG]

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Dawson "Danger" Strider

@turntechGladiator[TG]

nah you gotta be

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@timeGod[TG]

nope

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

sorry i act weird when im uncomfortable and also when im comfortable

Kult: +37

Kull: +15

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.47

Gamzee Makara

@capriciousWardog[CW]

hOw wE PoSe tO TeLl tHe dIfFeReNcE BrO?

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@timeGod[TG]

unfortunately there is no difference there is simply a state of eternal confusion

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Gamzee Makara

@capriciousWardog[CW]

yEaH, tHaT FuCkIn sOuNdS LiKe yOu bRo (O:

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h0m0sexual

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

any dream you have that involves pickled figs is merely a pickled fig themed premonition this too shall pass but pickled figs are forever…

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Whatever The Fuck That Means.

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@timeGod[TG]

pickled figs

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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h0m0sexual

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

love when they draw a carrot on the carrot cake to remind you this aint no ordinary fucking cake youre dealing with

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

just got a tornado watch warning if yall dont hear from me assume that john killed me

Kult: +18

Kull: +5

Total: 23

Ratio: 3.60

Lethys Manere

@apportionersCalamity[AC]

o-It-will-pass-or-it-wont-but-dont-worry-you-wont-be-able-to-be-distressed-anymore-if-it-doesnT---

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeGod[TG]

you might be asking oh dave why do you say the most out of pocket things as soon as you wake up and to that i say i dont fucking know bruh

Kult: +45

Kull: +22

Total: 67

Ratio: 2.05

Roro Lalonde

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

its in our dna son

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@timeGod[TG]

lmao yeah thats probably it

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