the real slim shady
@timeGod
haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they
someone save me im being hit on by women dad pick me up im scared
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Oh, no! Are you okay?
why cant this happen to me with men pls pls pls 😭
im fine im just dying where are the men that want to hit on me too
IF THESE WOMEN ARE HITTING YOU. CRUMPLE THEM UP INTO A CUBE. IF THEY'RE A #COLLAB AND NOT INDIVIDUALS THOUGH GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. THEY WILL BE TOO POWERFUL. [∴]
(¯▿¯) ... Oh, I thought– you meant... like getting HIT hit...
I understand your pain. Personally, I use the stop drop and roll method to disengage safely.
[citation not needed no prablem]
source: i said so
I am not a huge anime watcher but I do enjoy Death Note.
that tracks
transman final boss spiderman and sword combo
whos your favorite spiderman variant (characters not actors)
hell yeah. character wise i really like spider-punk but in terms of concept i think my favorite is spiders-man
realll close second is spiderrex ngl but i think i just really enjoy the silly concept ones
i ttthink the lack of sleep is getting to me
ok lemme amend that statement good luck figuring out which timeline to hop to
THAT’S WHAT MY DAVE SAYS WHEN HE CLEARLY ISN’T. DAVE STRIDER GET SOME PROPER FUCKING SLEEP SO HELP ME GOG.
i got two handfuls of skittles and im thinkin about what to make rn if thats anything
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. WOULD SUGGEST ONE OF YOUR HUMAN BURGERS WITH THOSE DORITOS YOU LOVE SO MUCH.
i made my ruling too soon i shoulda waited SIGH
woe is me or whatever lmao
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
depends how awful we talkin here
pretty fucking awful B( ... nah im just kidding hes so chill like the most chill bro ever like i honestly couldnt ask for a better one hahahaha haha ha