dave ereid strider
@timeGod
haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they
man i be too chronically offline to get dms my shit is emptyyy
what?
it is not
Nothing bro, go back to sleep
lemme get all up in your business bby <3
its almost 4 in the afternoon hell no im not sleeping
you should meet my bro, dude sleeps all day and gets up at 12 AM
B;)))))))
couldnt be me lmao
do i like pickles? no i actively loath them do i want to buy a pickle from the Pickle Priest? yes absolutely but what would i do with a loathsome pickle?
imma be so fr i dont think i have friends that like pickles
“a vampire biting you would hurt you know” yeah man thats the point part of it
:33 < i dont know about vampires, but rainbow drinker bites can be quite... x//33 < intoxicating
i aint readin allat
lets say theyre very similar and are probably about the same
date idea: just you me us in my kitchen while i cook and tell you not to touch anything in my kitchen because im extremely protective over it and dont want you messing up my food that i am trying to make for you so its the best goddamn meal of your life even though you insist you can help but i tell you no babe its my mansion in my kitchen i should make you the food for tonight and you should relax and take a load off while i feed you and tell you sweet things during dinner or whatever
SWOON.
thank you thank you i know i know romance so well
SO WELL. MAKES A VANTAS BLUSH!
good good means im doing everything right B;)
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hholy fuck
this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont like to out myself like this but my shot got me feeling like a yowling cat fuck i need to get laid as pathetic as this shit sounds its a grueling experience thats usually just me feigning for a few days and vigorously beating my meat but im desperate waking up like im gasping for a breath of air only to be lambasted with that prickly downstairs sensation yall im living with horny vision everything looks curvaceous and sexy its trying to get my goat my fucking goat dawg #nsfw
you hate me because you know im right you go wowie look at dave what a loser cant even get an ounce of pussy or dick and think your egos stoked well guess what? yeah youre right
do you like get off on the amount of people pitying this post or is this like just something you're doing because you hate yourself because i genuinely cannot tell
three pities does not make it enough for me to cum im talking wed need at least 5 and even then i might need to do a little autoerotic asphyxiation to really stimulate my need for gratification #nsfw #nsfwe?
hold on lemme pity this so you can get there lmao
thanks man i knew i could count on you my first real horny posting and its getting pities out the wahoo if i knew this was the way to farm kult i woulda done it earlier except this shit is genuine and im feeling some type of way about it
real shit though ngl i gotta do it more im not fucking yearning hard enough man
yeah them yearn posts get you loads of pity and or a weird mutual understanding of just how ridiculously fucked your life is if the only thing bringing your mood down is the lack of dick or pussy youre getting i didnt even mean for this shit to sound pathetic i was really just lamenting about my t injection fuck
real shit x2 goddamn its almost like were the same guy from different timelines lmfao but yeah no it does read a little pathetic but sometimes it cant be helped im sure someonell be just as desperate and answer your call for a good fuck im putting that energy out there or whatever the fuck those people say namaste i hope you get a good fuck thats so mind boggling that you cant function for the rest of the day sex so awesome that it sates that need for weeks to come until the next partner moseies on in to take care of you again
good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd
no
nope