♦ pitied by @timeGod
Tbf yeah....i get hella restless if i'm laying there past 4AM
yeah them yearn posts get you loads of pity and or a weird mutual understanding of just how ridiculously fucked your life is if the only thing bringing your mood down is the lack of dick or pussy youre getting i didnt even mean for this shit to sound pathetic i was really just lamenting about my t injection fuck
this is kinda outta left fucking field and i usually dont like to out myself like this but my shot got me feeling like a yowling cat fuck i need to get laid as pathetic as this shit sounds its a grueling experience thats usually just me feigning for a few days and vigorously beating my meat but im desperate waking up like im gasping for a breath of air only to be lambasted with that prickly downstairs sensation yall im living with horny vision everything looks curvaceous and sexy its trying to get my goat my fucking goat dawg #nsfw
three pities does not make it enough for me to cum im talking wed need at least 5 and even then i might need to do a little autoerotic asphyxiation to really stimulate my need for gratification #nsfw #nsfwe?
YOU AND ME BOTH SSTRIDER >83
I DEADASS NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE DEEP IN ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I NEEEEEED TO BE BRED. HOOOOLY SHIT.
im a man of science im wwillin to do it for science #cww-self-harm
hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.
yeah the more i dwell on it the less i believe the chitter mom allegations i dont think anyone sees me that way.
hopping offline so i don't get smited by the hell laser stay safe yo
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
oh my gosh you uploaded it!!! golly roxy! nn >///<
WHAT THE FUUUUCK- WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME IN THIS
My tilde... my tilde. What have you done to her? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ /Pathetic/.
>> why muડt we ડuffer th¡ડ way ડmh
if only there was like i dunno about 100 gar right in front of me
I didn't do anything.
was knackered til the cows came home i swear
STILL DON'T HAVE MY PALMHUSK. ANYWAYS. I WOKE UP AND I'M HORNY AS FUCK BUT I'M AFRAID TO REACH OUT TO ANYONE BECAUSE THEN I'LL FEEL AWKWARD. ARRGGHHH. FUCK. #NSFW
Tummy ache.
Currently hiring someone to follow me around and spray me with a spray bottle every time I interact with a Strider.
Don't say that, my will is weak.
Glad you think that was some form of "rizz" because I assure you, no one else did.
Sorry man, wanted to lean into the bit but ig it didn't work.
we're just little freaks like that >:p
i am for certain NOT doing that :p
heck if i know dude!!!!!!
Laaammmeee
Unfortunately if some fucker wore a big ass sweater to try and fit my fat ass in it, it's not gonna work out very well so this shit wouldn't work for me
1t m34nZ u g0Tta st4hp T3h c0mbin3!!!
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #VAGUEPOSTING
X So Gideon is a yellowblood who got his hands on a human bible. Need I elaborate? x
Y0u sex havers disgust me #nsfw
doobah https://i.redd.it/cyknzos0ptoa1.png
DBHAOODHBAO
DOOBAH https://i.postimg.cc/MZ4842hK/MATHBAH.png
:(
how dare you bring this up when i feel like this.. so mean dave.. so mean..
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// AAAAAAAAAAA
IF THESE WOMEN ARE HITTING YOU. CRUMPLE THEM UP INTO A CUBE. IF THEY'RE A #COLLAB AND NOT INDIVIDUALS THOUGH GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. THEY WILL BE TOO POWERFUL. [∴]
ah, my 2 fav genres
I feel called out.
lowkey turning into a soggy tissue right now man
Hokay. Bedtime. I totally didn’t almost fall asleep while talking to someone earlier. No proof. Goodnight Chittr, you guys are a real blast! Catch you guys later:)
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
WHY IS DOC SCRATCH INTERACTING WITH MY HORNYPOSTING #suggestive