♦ pitied by @timeGod
fuck my life they took both ky answers im gonna . idk kick a rock
so true. is what i would say. if i could relate to this at all.
this post isnt for you man quit flexing that swag and functional digestive tract
smh. why are daves in particular always, like, dying when i need a good drum track to midi.
okay.. i've taken a few days to process what the fuck happened- thanks future me for the videos ig from what i gather in the attempt to find the copies of sburb so we could destroy them, we ended up sending ourselves to an alternate timeline good news: in this one we actually made the new world and are living on it bad news: my kids don't exist now (weird to say didn't think i could be a dad) silver lining: we get to see the trolls again? and i'm 10 years younger i don't remember a timeline without them or like.. having kids so- i dunno, it's weird to see posts about people i was attached to and not even recognise them, and then knowing i was missing people that i don't remember leaving and here i never actually did leave so they didn't suffer either its fucking strange, man i looked like a good parent though.. thats kind of a relief
I KNOW THERE'S ABOUT A THOUSAND OTHER OF ME HERE, BUT I GUESS I'M HERE OR WHATEVER. ONLY BECAUSE SOMEONE REALLY WANTED ME TO BE.
THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN MY PITCHMATE IN *AGES* IS FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH *HATRED* I NEED TO TAKE OUT ON SOMEBODY.
i haven+ called ilixli by her full name in ages lol. leas+ no+ in person
Tbf yeah....i get hella restless if i'm laying there past 4AM
YOU AND ME BOTH SSTRIDER >83
I DEADASS NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE DEEP IN ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I NEEEEEED TO BE BRED. HOOOOLY SHIT.
im a man of science im wwillin to do it for science #cww-self-harm
hm. what did i do yesterday that lead to me waking up like this? oh. oh right. golly. forgot i posted that.
yeah the more i dwell on it the less i believe the chitter mom allegations i dont think anyone sees me that way.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
oh my gosh you uploaded it!!! golly roxy! nn >///<
WHAT THE FUUUUCK- WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME IN THIS
My tilde... my tilde. What have you done to her? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ /Pathetic/.
>> why muડt we ડuffer th¡ડ way ડmh
if only there was like i dunno about 100 gar right in front of me
I didn't do anything.
was knackered til the cows came home i swear
STILL DON'T HAVE MY PALMHUSK. ANYWAYS. I WOKE UP AND I'M HORNY AS FUCK BUT I'M AFRAID TO REACH OUT TO ANYONE BECAUSE THEN I'LL FEEL AWKWARD. ARRGGHHH. FUCK. #NSFW
Tummy ache.
Currently hiring someone to follow me around and spray me with a spray bottle every time I interact with a Strider.
Don't say that, my will is weak.
Glad you think that was some form of "rizz" because I assure you, no one else did.
Sorry man, wanted to lean into the bit but ig it didn't work.
we're just little freaks like that >:p
i am for certain NOT doing that :p
heck if i know dude!!!!!!
Laaammmeee
Unfortunately if some fucker wore a big ass sweater to try and fit my fat ass in it, it's not gonna work out very well so this shit wouldn't work for me
FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #VAGUEPOSTING
X So Gideon is a yellowblood who got his hands on a human bible. Need I elaborate? x
Y0u sex havers disgust me #nsfw
doobah https://i.redd.it/cyknzos0ptoa1.png
DBHAOODHBAO
DOOBAH https://i.postimg.cc/MZ4842hK/MATHBAH.png
:(
how dare you bring this up when i feel like this.. so mean dave.. so mean..
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// AAAAAAAAAAA
IF THESE WOMEN ARE HITTING YOU. CRUMPLE THEM UP INTO A CUBE. IF THEY'RE A #COLLAB AND NOT INDIVIDUALS THOUGH GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. THEY WILL BE TOO POWERFUL. [∴]
ah, my 2 fav genres
I feel called out.
lowkey turning into a soggy tissue right now man
Hokay. Bedtime. I totally didn’t almost fall asleep while talking to someone earlier. No proof. Goodnight Chittr, you guys are a real blast! Catch you guys later:)
... Seems all the newer dave's have decided to hate me. Fair enough.
WHY IS DOC SCRATCH INTERACTING WITH MY HORNYPOSTING #suggestive