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Hello, cutie.
... All I'm hearing is "dinner."
Oooh? Tell me more.
Welcome back. How are you feeling?
#yourgrubs That’s so unserious.
C’mon, man. Don’t leave us hanging.
I mean. It’s not like he was very specific, so it could be you.
Aw shit, not Junior.
Welcome back, Junior.
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I like this description.
@turnedtechGod Feed me. Feed me now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
If you want, then.
I appreciate the offer, though.
Pretty sure I can get my brother to do it...
Would you like a care package? I'll even cook them for you.
Lacking in food in my mouth? Yes.
Are you lacking?
Hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I need three boxes of mac n cheese and two cakes in my mouth.
you know, i thought my turning 30 made me old. but maybe it doesn't!
i look away for a hot second and return to a whole bunch of notifications hey wait @turnedtechGod hey wait what does that age mean???
I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THEM BUT I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO.
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/0S38Oso3I9vpDXcTb7kYt9
Total count: 65. 66, if he likes this post too.
He does this semi-regularly.
I was worried about why I had 47 notifications but it's okay. It's just my brother going through all my recent posts.
I do not have spikes, but sometimes I do something resembling puffing up. Does that count?
I log in. I observe the carnage. I log out.
It always is.
It really is. Like, when *isn’t* it just some random fuckoff Tuesday?
Yeah. I’m waiting to see if I get beam’d.
Like. Why are we all getting hit with our past horrors. It’s just some random Tuesday.
I’m sorry but this shit is ludicrously funny to me.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2m0fQ8Rw63mN8IB69EJGrI #nowplaying
#traumatuesday
Ayyo? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f444ae3a32c.png
Fuck it, let the people know my horrors. I'm already planning to air that shit out elsewhere anyways.
I gotta tell Dave and my girlfriend about this.
Wake up babe it’s #traumatuesday.
That’s okay. He isn’t the first person to have a thing for Striders, nor will he be the last.
Holy shit, is that Trollbama? Liking my chit?
Yaoi time.
Strider takeover.
Everybody thank @archiveAddict for giving me the idea. And fuck it. @barackObama you should look at this too because I think it’s funny.
Coughs into my fist. No real trigger warnings. #death mention, #heroxvillain, #yearning, #worldbuilding, #yaoi #tetrotoxwrites Deadly fog has become an unpleasantly common phenomenon in your life. Your rival—a human man with snow white hair and all the readability of an uncarved, water-smoothed rock—has a telltale signature in poison. Primarily in highly toxic gas that you, as-of-yet, cannot find the origin of. It continuously changes in both toxicity levels and the exact structure, but the consistency lies in a few things—in particular that it’s incredibly dangerous. This, of course, is what put him on your radar to begin with. An attack on a government facility marked by countless deaths with very little direct violence. Still, you don’t think their deaths were all that pleasant. When you had arrived, the fog had been so thick inside the building that seeing more than a few feet in front of you was a pipe dream. You only caught a glimpse of him at the time. Sharp and vicious. Back straight, laser-focused. There was something in it you couldn’t quite place at the time. Now, you know it to be conviction. A refusal to bend. It’s…more attractive than you’d like to admit, even though you have no idea what it is that he believes in so strongly to motivate him to such lengths and the crimes he commits. Unfortunately, though, the man himself is just attractive in general—something reinforced by the fans he has despite…well, everything. Something something, the things people will blind themselves to for an attractive man. This, of course, isn’t remotely the point. Your mind has drifted far from the mission at hand, which has you delving once again into the thick of it. As one of the few people actually capable of going into it risk-free (mostly), you’re usually the one to handle him in these scenarios. Which have been popping up with increasing frequency. You kind of like to think he’s using the gas more so he can discourage other heroes and law enforcement from trying to capture him themselves, but you also kind of like to think that he wants to kiss you. … Okay, maybe you aren’t that much better than his fangirls. But you tend to only dwell on all of that late in the day while wondering if you’ll catch wind of him while you try to fall asleep. You’ve lost a lot of sleep over him—both because of having to chase him during the day and because of your own roaming thoughts. You want to know him. You want to understand him. But he never lets you close like that, and you understand why. At best, this is pitch to him. At worst, he despises you and not at all romantically. But something in the red quads, be it flushed or pale, is just…out of the question. You’ve thought about both. Maybe vacillated a little. But that’s for you to know, and you alone. Sometimes, though, you think about how he looks at you when you could capture him but you let him slip away, and you wonder if he knows something. Wonder if he feels anything about it, somewhere in his pumper—in that human heart of his. This time, as his eyes meet yours, is the same as all the last. You receive no answers.
#yaoiposting
I think I need to keep auditioning for the cool kids club. I will be returning to the kitchen to cook up more yaoi.
Aw, shit. That’s pretty traumatic.
I have to keep myself from laughing but I’m having so much fucking fun.
I should add this to my bio.
Oh, sweet. Good to know. I’ll see if I can show up.
I’d have to sort something out, then. I’m functionally mute. Makes yapping it up on here easy as hell but in-person gets messy when people don’t know sign.
That sounds sick. It’s an in-person event, though, yeah?
Any cool events happening this week? Other than the music night stuff.
I think I will add a “find my” feature to my shades.
I know some of y’all probably think by now that I just treat the bad shit as a joke, but I’d like to point out that one of *my* memories got put up. Take it as the hint it is. Some people cope just by forgetting. Some people cope by pretending they can’t be hurt.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0GXwlEXCO8qeeeOIYpsR3m #nowplaying
https://open.spotify.com/track/6oxfnbwSvVvl8FhqojHfd5 #nowplaying
Gotta eat.
The fatigue is hitting. Blood sugar is low.
If nothing else it'll make my brain work again. And be yummy.
Eating two boxes of wings and six burritos could fix me.
I am the hydration man.
God, I love water.
Yes!
And lord knows I'd collect 'em all if I were one.
I think it's time to get myself some badges.
Very. But, unfortunately, my commissions are not currently open.
... You just want to read self-insert dark romance about kissing Fred Durst.
... Dave, do you want a Fred Durst self-insert dark romance to read? Is that what this is?
Me when I'm fucking bored. I should write yaoi.
I think I could get away with sneaking out again… #fightnight
I need cupcakes.
Have you ever watched something happen and had a very foreboding feeling? #fightnight
... Huh. I wonder if that's what it is I keep noticing. I get this kind of nagging feeling sometimes where I just know already who's coming to see me.
the aspects that are connected to life aren't like the others. you actually get to feel people. you know they exist in ways no one else does. and you can take that thing from them, if you know enough. so yeah, it's something.
Sometimes it be like that.
i turned 30 this year, i've been doing the windy thing for more than half my life. so i do know a thing or two.
Well, not like I can complain after I've done this to everyone I know and then some.
maybe it is. :p
... Is this how it feels to watch me talk about Heart stuff...?
just manipulate the air nothing. i can feel people breathe. i can even take control of it. stopping breath from reaching me would be nothing. your poison breath would have to stop being breath for me to lose control over it. man, that usually doesn't matter too much because there's like all of one use for that.
The Egbertian aura is also somewhat unmistakable. But what he actually does is just manipulate the air. On the plus(?) side, he's solved the fossil fuel problem...?
ok that's maybe not how my windy thing works. but i know a thing or two about being john, if you haven't figured out what my trans badge is about. :p
I mean, breathing it in is a problem, yes. It doesn’t suffocate you, though. It’s about the whole “uh oh, my lungs are now filled with a highly toxic gas” part. This said, John’s usually fine because he can just…you know. Magical wind boy shit. It’s the same general category of thing he does to prevent the oil his body produces from getting everywhere, actually.
out of curiosity, is this a breath thing? in that, breathing it does the harm? like i'm pretty sure breath things can't kill me, i can't actually suffocate, but death by toxic gas would be a new one for me. i've already done death by stabbing, more than once. it's not fun.
The design of it is about vibes but the mask itself is a necessary safety requirement. Either I wear mine or other people have to wear full gas masks, which gets incredibly impractical very quickly. The “living bioweapon” thing I have in my bio isn’t a joke. My lungs produce a highly toxic gas à la LOTAK, down to the coloration of it. The denser it gets, the quicker it’ll harm and eventually kill you.
your condition? does this have to do with the mask? because i thought that was more about vibes.
oh! now that is a pickle. it definitely takes more work that going "i want that one." so what have you been thinking about? what kind of general ideas do you have?
well what badges do you want?
what's up?
Oh, no, I know what the premise is and I have the actual badge image. But it’s how to word it since it’s about my…condition.
It’s a custom one, I just haven’t settled on a title or description yet.
Badge stuff. I left Junior on read because I was indecisive and a little busy.
Okay. I need to settle on something.
Big jacket gang.
The funniest part about my usual kit is that a lot of people assume the big jacket is just to hide equipment in. And I do stuff it full of equipment, don’t get me wrong. But honestly? I just have a big jacket because I get cold easy.
... Hmn. I guess I have new food for thought.
I AM GOING TO STICK MY CLAW SO FAR UP YOUR WASTECHUTE THAT I SCRATCH AT THE INNER PARTS OF YOUR ACID TUBES YOU COCKSHITTING NUBSQUEEZING DICKWAD. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
I mean, they don’t even need us for that at this point… but we do help.
Now you both are being exaggerated. The goal is for him not to notice until later when it pisses him off.
Says the only one between us who can and ever has melted the walls.
I just blow up the walls. As a guy does.
Achoo.
▬ if i had a matesprit id let them hit me in the head with a fr¥ing pan ᝰ
in case any of u out there is overthinkin this shit yeah hmu if ya wanna fight cuz im alwaves lookin for 1 #violence
I am the afterthought.
Yes.
I apologize Dave, I am not doing well at the moment.
You may have fun, it was mostly my interactions that made me disappointed.
I see.
I imagined the beach would have been fun, but it was just disappointing as usual.
I am not happy.
Maow~
At least someone is happy to see me.
im done arguin next time i disagree with someone im just fuckin krillin em
this is funny as fuck so it is him being a nerd
Isn't it upsetting, being unable to eat~? I adore my new body for that reason alone.
And now you are very well aware of why I am him. :)
I had the strangest sight during my nap. Some blueblood making a complete and absolute fool of himself in direct messages across Chittr.
Hmm.
Interesting.
A little sfw palate cleanser from all this slur talk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c874558597a0.png
I am very much a Maxwell.
Are you unaware? I believe I've seen you prior to taking a hiatus on mass hating.
Cutie patootie. Lemme just pinch those cheeks.
Ah, my fans. <3
TRUE.
im gonna mcfreakin Lose It over here
(( https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1702962 a new pencil brush for Larkso's doodle posts! Also not a brush but a fill tool https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1759448 I genuinely only use textured brushes so filling a piece is always a pain in my gd ass))
Haha, holy shit, I got trauma beam'd.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@takeTetrodotoxin You wake in pain, like you always do. You are alone, like you always are, now. You haven’t decided if you prefer this over being poked and prodded at constantly. It’s not that they don’t do it anymore, just that they can’t do it freely. You sit up and swing your feet over the side of the bed. Your chest aches. Your joints. You hurt to the bone. The reason why they don’t just walk in anymore surrounds your feet, and you kick at the air a little, watching how it stirs up the denser gas around the floor. It’s a deadly toxin, and you have been a living bioweapon for six months. You know they’re already weaponizing you even though they aren’t done. The gas can be drained from the room and utilized. Especially since it will suffocate you the way carbon dioxide suffocates a normal human. You’ve been isolated to a separate wing of the facility due to your condition. You are seventeen years old. You are a weapon, an experiment, but you were almost a person. Almost. It, like everything else, was taken from you. And it, like everything else, was not something you let go easily. The door opens. You are dragged out. You are used to this, and shake off their hands by the time they get you into the hall. You can walk fine on your own. You are taken to a barren room. You have seen it before. You do not like this room. You intend to forget this room. You are thrown inside. The prisoner, maskless, comes next. They were told that killing you would spare their life. This was a lie. You think they know that, too. Your not alone, you are just like me. (#horror #human-experimentation #dehumanization) 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
I can't believe that workaround actually. Well. Worked.
Ha, I wish. Unlikely, unfortunately, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Yes and...yes. And sometimes it gets really awkward...
Damn. Now I want sushi...
Oh, okay, fish following me.
No, I know, I can see that, but the scores aren't proportionate to my interactions. So something I can't see is upping it.
Okay, well, now I'm getting reactions, but that still doesn't answer my question. Does it scale off blocks or something...?
Why is my Kull score already so high...? I'm not even getting reactions to my posts.
Hmmmm. No.
I figured something out, that's for sure.
Ohhh. I see...
Come to think of it, I'm sitting on a massive stash of writing because I have too much free time.
Guess we sit here on the sidelines and wonder until someone answers the question.
As in definitely not biased, to be clear.
Definitely not, but why the fuck is there an ongoing war about who tops?
Okay, this said, what the fuck is this "war" about? ... #dirkjake #jakedirk I guess? I don't- Look there's a lot to unpack here.
Oh. I mean, yeah, go for it. If it works.
... What? What were you going to say?
The side effect of this is that I have a lot of trouble getting tummy aches between that and the fuckoff fast metabolism.
No, I was genetically modified and now metabolize toxins of all kinds so long as they are not more acidic than my stomach acid.
Pleased to say that one glorious advantage of my condition is that I no longer get tummy aches.
I love giving the gift of passive-aggressive fuck-yous.
There are some really dark jokes I'm refraining from right now.
It's such a pain in the ass.
Uuuuuuuugh. I've got another fucking media appearance next week. Come on, man, I have an actual fucking job.
... Ugh. He's probably worried, now that I think about it. I haven't messaged him in a while...
I miss my girlfriend. And my boyfriend.
If we aren’t free to kiss robots and see robots be gay, are we truly free?
I’d fuck with an evil sleepover.
Both?
Damn. It’s pretty quiet barring the robot gay posting in the corner, huh?
Robowomen where have you gone?
Well. Having returned to the FOB, it is time to take a nap suspiciously close to a pretty woman.
I should’ve been a villain. It would’ve unlocked such beautiful life paths.
Shit, Rankmaid just keeps cooking bangers.
Actually, I should totally post my writing on here. I like to fill notebooks with that shit just to torment the people who have to go through them later.
I will have to discuss with my girlfriend how to enter my #villainera for the purpose of dramatic villain/hero yaoi. Or I just write the yaoi and base the hero on my boyfriend.
Yes.
are you sseriosush
I could, but I could also offer a sneak peek in PMs.
Oh.
hello can you post it now and not later
could you describe it maybe
can you post it now
post it now
And yes the treat is yaoi flavored.
I shall post a treat later, I think. Goodnight/light chittr.
It’s possible I just left a mini-nuke on Rankmaid’s doorstep. We’ll find out if I can’t sleep, I guess.
I thought about various options, but, honestly? The entire reason tetrodotoxin is in my handle is just because it’s my favorite poison.
“Take” is shorthand for “Takemikazuchi.” My full handle is too long for the site by exactly one character. But I do take tetrodotoxin regularly, so it could be worse.
It occurs to me that people are inevitably reading my handle wrong. Oh well. Future me problem.
Yeah, he followed me, too.
(English? Oh you mean the guy with the terrible coat? Yea I know him…terrible fashion sense, I’ve been keeping him out of the past for some time now…at least in my timeline) Woof
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꒰i feel neutral about this chit . im putting every reaction on it꒱
꒰he will survive the coming seasons꒱
꒰fih https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/helo.jpg꒱