
Pleased to say that one glorious advantage of my condition is that I no longer get tummy aches.

what, did you replace your internal organs with machinery?

No, I was genetically modified and now metabolize toxins of all kinds so long as they are not more acidic than my stomach acid.

The side effect of this is that I have a lot of trouble getting tummy aches between that and the fuckoff fast metabolism.

oooh.....i was gonna say something but uh...cool!

... What? What were you going to say?

well if you had your internals replaced by machines i was gonna say something along the lines of "Dude that's my fucking future plans" Because i uh....plan on replacing my soft tissue organs with machines and Computers

Oh. I mean, yeah, go for it. If it works.

ehh i'm not worried about the whole "If it works" Fuck we've got Ecto biology for this exact reason if shit hits the fan