Roxy Lalonde
@voidArchitect
dirks manager in some type of way. he/she. (pfp by Kismet)
honestly i look gud in both dresses and suits
The humble pantsuit, waiting to be donned by Roxy Lalonde,
there r so many different types of bikinis tho vvv cute i possibly have a few of em
I have a8out 16 various options...8ut you can start with like, 3 or 4.
romantic date at my house where i feed u pasta i made by hand and than i chase u through the woods
this might sound impawsible but i think ive been whiskered away by u w i n k
my day was exceptional btw had some really gud lobster and garlic prawns
gives everyone one granola berry cookie but gives three cookies 2 my fave ppl wink
the girls and i were hanging out without u yeh u missed the cuddle pile soz we also fed each other all cutesy like
ur new here huh its one of those aimed at the person currently reading this chit things
sometimes i get interviewed and every time they ask questions abt dirk and my supposed marriage so i lie every time we went on a lovelyyyy trip 2 rome recently btw im sure it was great lmfao
Don’t forget about the two children you are keeping out of the public eye.
Do that with the original chit next time. Rox and I didn’t both need to be pinged for whatever this is.
hi im Ur secret child i fucking guess. not technically wrong??
very secret i didnt even know lol it is lovely 2 meet u tho even if ur mama is another ver
me when i remember what i said id do for 11k kult its ok i think only one person besides me saw it so like i got time lol
oh it was nothing crazyyyy but a photo of specific body parts that r not my tits or my arse
i mean bc of dirks silly ult outfit i have but i suppose i can do something prettier lol
dave is tryin 2 get me 2 stick lil cal in the magic sword box
gud morning
riku could be a good halloween costume but with his new outfit it wouldnt even look like i dressed up lmfao
i cut down drinking a lot bc the car stuff but when u know a pirate who will plunder u quality wine u never fully quit lol
i mentioned it before but id be a samoyed btw
its big time yearning hours i think midnight is always a gud time
hey @ectotrickster u would let me cut u in half right u know bc magic
uuuuuuuuh are you going to put me together again afterwards because i kind of really need a whole body in order to do stuff! no hate to eridan ofc
saw away then! i'll show you some tricks with my smoke pellets after :)
u me my mclaren we can go for a ride ;3
kidding abt the archery btw the sword box trick however w i n k
i do want 2 practice archery so does anyone want 2 put an apple on top of their heads so i can practice hitting my target
the funny this is, i'm pretty sure an arrow can't hit me. i'm practically immune to piercing damage.
well that does make me happy least i dont gotta worry abt u getting an arrow 2 the knee or something
my badges tell a story btw the raccoon is eating the ship in the bottle and now it is happy
