Roxy Lalonde
@voidArchitect
dirks manager in some type of way. he/she. (pfp by Kismet)
there's a lot of people on here i wanna kiss in a platonic way is that normal :p
absolutely
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zrooom zroooom
People sure do like asking questions like ‘why don’t you have any piercings?’ I mean I do. Can’t really show them off in most situations, public indecency.
lmfaooooo
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happen 2 me 2 but just on here
honestly i look gud in both dresses and suits
The humble pantsuit, waiting to be donned by Roxy Lalonde,
and wear it i will
yoU do!!
ty so much lovely gonna have 2 take some photos of both soon 4 chittr
romantic date at my house where i feed u pasta i made by hand and than i chase u through the woods
enrichment
minecrafting it out rn while dirks being melodramatic over voice chat
what r u doin in minecraft
castle building rn
oh nice love buildin castes esp in blackstone
the girls and i were hanging out without u yeh u missed the cuddle pile soz we also fed each other all cutesy like
Damn.
ur new here huh its one of those aimed at the person currently reading this chit things
soz u had 2 find out like this
I forgive you. Because I'm so gracious, you know?
the girls and i will talk abt it at the tea party
sometimes i get interviewed and every time they ask questions abt dirk and my supposed marriage so i lie every time we went on a lovelyyyy trip 2 rome recently btw im sure it was great lmfao
Don’t forget about the two children you are keeping out of the public eye.
@asclepianDesperada
oh fuck off!!! stop pinging me on every version of my mama. >:U
lol hello
hi im Ur secret child i fucking guess. not technically wrong??
very secret i didnt even know lol it is lovely 2 meet u tho even if ur mama is another ver
me when i remember what i said id do for 11k kult its ok i think only one person besides me saw it so like i got time lol
well what did you say you would do? :o
oh it was nothing crazyyyy but a photo of specific body parts that r not my tits or my arse
what, like feet pics?
looooooool yeh
clearly you have to show feet on main.
i mean bc of dirks silly ult outfit i have but i suppose i can do something prettier lol
It’s well time that I actually made something. I’m working on Smoked Brisket.
ill have some of that
dave is tryin 2 get me 2 stick lil cal in the magic sword box
How evil.
tbf its probs bc i was gonna stick him in the magic sword box
for my next magic trick i will saw dave in half
im sure it will goooo fineeee youll be fineeee ur like the time guy
yeah im the time guy, not the puts-his-body-back-together guy we lost that guy at walmart two years ago the medical field has never recovered we miss you jackathy please come back so you can clean up the mess roxy is trying to make
u gotta be that guy now and also that guy thats gonna sit in the box as i put swords through it im learning magic
maybe use something less susceptible to injury and bleeding first? im sure you could get your hands on lil cal or something
ur realllly funny if u think i can get my hands on lil cal
idk abt that lil cal might as well be ur brother or something
a brother i want dead youd be doing the world a favor by taking out that smug sonofabitch
wow u reallllly dont like ur lil puppet bro huh