Calliope Lalonde
@uxorialUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
happy lesbian day, to my wife and oUr girlfriend! 🌈
THIS IS HIDEOUS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR “MOTHER”? LOVE IS NOT A CHERUBIC EMOTION. IT’S BARELY A REAL EMOTION AT ALL, IT’S THE PLAYTHING OF LIARS AND BETRAYERS.
it's a shame yoU feel that way, pa. :U they make me happy! i've been friends with them and loved them since i was a child, and the life i've bUilt is a fUlfilling one. ^u^
YOU’RE A FUCKING FOOL. IT’S GOING TO END IN PAIN, BETRAYAL, AND DEATH. ONE WAY. OR THE OTHER. AND IT WILL HURT.
i don't think the inevitable end of something makes it worthless. and i know yoU agree, or yoU'd never have bothered to bUild an empire, woUld yoU?
NO, I BUILT IT SO THAT ALL FILTH IS EITHER CLEANSED OR SUBJUGATED. AND THEY *NEVER* HAVE THE CHANCE TO THREATEN ME AND MY LIFE. IT WILL *NEVER* END.
so yoU take no risks? plan no great conqUests? yoU simply rest on yoUr laUrels, never to find another mate?
OF COURSE I TAKE RISKS, BUT ALL IN THE NAME OF ENSURING MY ETERNAL SECURITY. MAKING SURE EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS EITHER OF USE TO ME, AND *BENEATH* ME, OR SO MUCH SPACE DUST. IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU’D DO THE SAME.
he always has qUite a bit to say, doesn't he? perhaps he shoUld have been a hero of breath! ^u~
saw this at the halloween section at my local craft store. now, i'm no prUde, bUt is this really appropriate for a family store?? >://U #sUggestive
Seems a bit excessive and not even in a way that's visually pleasing.
that givs me a few ideas...
ARE YOu REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY STORE? IT IS NOT EVEN THE HuMAN MONTH OF OCTOBER. AND HERE YOu ARE. HIDEOuSLY GALIVANTING ABOuT WITH YOuR WIDE EYED INSIPID INSISTENCE ON SHOWING FACE. WHERE YOu WERE NOT ASKED TO. LET THEM PARTAKE IN SHIBARI ZIP TIE SNAKE IF THEY WANT TO. SOME FAMILIES ARE GROWN ADuLT FAMILIES. PLuS. GIANT COSMIC SERPENTS THAT BITE ONE ANOTHER CEASELESSLY IN BLACK HOLES TO ESTABLISH WHO IS TYRANNuS AND WHO IS COMPLII. WHO IS WEAK BITCH AND WHO IS STRONG. WHO IS GIVING AND WHO IS RECEIVING. THIS IS A NATuRAL PART OF LIFE. DO YOu WANT THE EXPLANATION TO COME FROM A TRuSTED ADuLT OR FAMILY MEMBER. OR DO YOu WANT IT TO COME. FROM A PANIC STRICKEN. LIBERAL ARTS TEACHER. WHO IS SHRIEKING ABOuT THE END OF DAYS? LET OFFSPRING SPEND THEIR LAST MOMENTS DELIGHTED TO JOIN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. A GIANT MATING COSMIC CHERuB SERPENT WHO WILL END BANAL AND POINTLESS EXISTENCE VERY SHORTLY.
THERE IS A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. MANY WORLDS. LAYING IN WAKE AND IN RuIN. BETWEEN CHuNKING THE FuCK OuT OF FLESH VISCERALLY. AND FILLING THE EMPTY SPACES. BETWEEN EACH CONCuPISCIENTLY CARNAL FINGER. WITH THOSE OF ANOTHER.
men will call yoU a bitch for ignoring their harrassment, and then call yoU a cheating whore when a different man harrasses yoU. this is why i simply don't engage. #directposting #exhaUsted
it's nothing i can't handle, love! really, the first man described is little more than an online amUsement. ...the second man does warrant a bit more carefUl consideration, thoUgh. bUt i'm sUre i have it Under control.
B33 < if anything mew can count on meow B33 < nefurr happawned to meow this stuff B33 < *ac still offurrs mew the hug though*
ah, halloween. the one night i can go oUt as myself withoUt being instantly recognized. ~u~
Might I inquire what you would go as beyond just yourself?
well, i sUppose i'm never anything *bUt* "myself," bUt i typically wear a glamoUr in pUblic to express myself as a troll!
yoU know, doc scratch isn't *UniqUely* sUsceptible to being fleeced by the void. i estimate at least five void players online right now whom none of Us has noticed!
and that estimate won't even consider the ones you yourself can't notice. :)
oh, i've not seen them either. jUst an edUcated gUess! ...i *may* have pUlled the nUmber oUt of my arse.
Hi. Though. I suppose by responding you are now aware of me. Paradoxical is it not?
ah, hello there! ^u^ nice to meet yoU, mr. e. i presUme yoU've far more chits than the two i'm able to see?
It would be 1ncred1bly emba2rass1n5 fo2 me 1f be1n5 th1s much of an unrespons1ve shut-1n was an aspect th1n5, so I'm s1mply 5o1n5 to hope that 1t's just a no2mal behav1o2 that happens to be pe2fo2med by a Vo1d playe2.
the difference is maddeningly small, i'm afraid.
he really does think he can bait me with this, doesn't he? does he think he poses a genUine threat?
BX33 < lmeow? B33 < like even if he did does he really think hed get only you
and the (non-sbUrban, i cannot stress enoUgh!) meteor showers are expected to continUe into october. ...he knows how to get my attention, i'll give him that.
...well, in earth c news, we apparently have a genUine sUpervillain. "doctor disaster." a mad geoengineer. with... weather-related gadgets. ~_~ jUne is dealing with him.
at least he's not hitting on me anymore. :u
...oh dear. am i going to have to come oUt to my mUm? ó~ò
so im guessing U *dont* want me 2 introduce myself... :U
If you don't mind me saying, Miss, She seems to like you. I can only imagine she'd support you.
well, i'm a bit of an anomaly for my species!! i've no idea how she'll even conceptUalize it, let alone feel aboUt it. i've never had a mother before, i'm nervoUs!
I know the feeling! But you'll do well, I think. You have a good head on your shoulders, and you're well spoken. If she has questions, I believe in your ability to answer them. :)
if anything coUld make me less interested, it's the begging. the insistence. the desperation.
Oh dear. That vagueness doesn’t sound fun love, is everything alright?💚
oh, don't worry. he can't toUch me. stick aroUnd, yoU'll see who this is aboUt eventUally. he's not... sUbtle. ~_~
That is equal parts very intriguing and worrying. I shall wait with baited breath.💚
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
It's sickening. Impossibly delicate, impossible to deter or derail. And yet.
you know, you're probably not wrong about the victim thing, people who do bad things probably have been victims of systems they have no control over. but choice matters too. i feel like you can only go so far with forgiveness if the person doesn't intend to make up for their deeds. it is definitely a shame that it sounds like your brother never got the chance to choose, though.
i did not want to know that! XU~
I’ll spare you further detail, for your convenience.
i've had mUch less patience of late, when it comes to Unwanted advances from certain cherUbim. qUite frankly, hearing *that* makes me want to be sick! i jUst want these men to leave me well enoUgh alone.
and in doing so, yoU've implied fUrther detail. thanks a bloody tonne.
good bloody show, kris! i... er... somehow doUbt he'll stay that way, bUt... blimey! :U
oh, I would need to put a LOT more than just one down to make it stick.
all this talk of handles, i've changed mine a bit! Uxorial shoUld distingUish me from my coUnterparts as "the married one." ^u^
i wish i coUld talk to her, bUt... it's a bit too risky. i'll watch her from afar.
if it were Up to me, i woUld tell yoU. bUt it might pUt her in danger. if yoU're clever, yoU might figUre it oUt yoUrself. it's jUst best to keep oUr direct connection as tenUoUs as possible.
it's really more exhaUsting than anything. the fact he thinks he can get Under my skin in that way... he'll take any refUsal as me "playing coy." disgUsting.
every time a man tries to chat me Up, i get a little bit closer to considering homicide! ^u^💢 it's really beginning to Upset me. and i like to think i've cUltivated a very calm and relaxed oUtlook!!
I think out of all of the people in the world deserving to go a little homicidal, you are absolutely at the top of that list. You can have at least one rampage of bloodlust. As a treat.
it's not even that common with most men. it seems primarily concentrated around certain cherUbic individUals. blech! XU~
i think u should b aloud 2 commit a bit of homicide evry now an then
[☠︎︎] CALLIOPE YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT HOLD IT BACK OR EVENTUALLY YOU SNAP AND COMMIT SOMETHING REGRETTABLE AND IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO HURT THE LIVING THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF WORLDS WITH CREATURES THAT YOU CAN BASH FREE OF GUILT PICK A RANDOM APOCALYPTIC REALM AND GO HELP SURVIVORS BY SMASHING SOME ZOMBIES #VIOLENCE [☠︎︎]
that is... qUite a good idea, actUally. i'll see aboUt it, althoUgh deUs ex machina is typically frowned Upon by the powers that be. ^~^
Murder WOULD look lovely on you!
i managed to get dirk oUt of the hoUse for a photoshoot!!! poor bloke's been a bit reclUsive of late. when i designed his Updated god tier, he had two non-negotiable reqUests: "Keep the poofy asshole pantaloons," and "Don't let me look too much like that asshole." while certain design sensibilities are shared, sUch as the samUrai-inspired look and the popped collar, i think i've made it look distinct enoUgh! one of *my* non-negotiable featUres was keeping the green accents normally only present on the prince's shoes! accUrate aspect coloUr palettes are important to me. ~u~ oh, and the tiara. the hood shape is too iconic to do away with entirely, after all!
