Calliope Lalonde
@uxorialUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
do u guys ever accidentally find urself in the dark place surrounded by grotesque bastardized versions of urself. do NOT recommend
my god, i've had that dream precisely. :U
[ENTRY 12429] [THIS CASPER, HE IS AMUSING. I COULD MAKE HIM AN ACTUAL JESTER. I HAVE THE COSTUME SOMEWHERE…]
... why does he have that.
honestly i look gud in both dresses and suits
yoU do!!
You know, these might actually be some of the worst things I’ve seen in my life.
be so fUcking gratefUl yoUr lady never had to grow Up with him.
qUite frankly, UrobUros is downright pleasant!!
If you think he was weird about the Miss Snows, you don't think it enough.
it's UnfortUnately UnsUrprising.
if anything coUld make me less interested, it's the begging. the insistence. the desperation.
Oh dear. That vagueness doesn’t sound fun love, is everything alright?💚
oh, don't worry. he can't toUch me. stick aroUnd, yoU'll see who this is aboUt eventUally. he's not... sUbtle. ~_~
at this point, i'm sUrprised he's not proUdly wearing the folgers badge.
Alright, Luci's telling me to head off to some coordinates and investigate what's there. Will update if it's anything important. Ciao babes.
V3: Yeah actually, fuck that, that's where the shadow man is. I'm looking for my sprite.
the shadow wot? :U either way, that's a good idea. try and have something to prototype it with! preferably something dead, destroyed, or doomed, sprites tend to gravitate towards those sorts of things. if yoU've a dead pet or cremated relative in the hoUse, now is yoUr time to see them again. er... mixed with captain falcon.
V3: Yeah, shadow guy, titular in my "Oh my god what the hell is that???" post, before he killed me. Also, I'm just going to throw this Android 17 figure at it. Would it help if I broke it first?
well, try it normally first, i sUppose? there's certainly no rUle against it.
So like, aliens are real huh? Or I guess I'd be the alien in this instance. Nice.
oh they're so real. and there's more than one kind of alien.
V3: Yeah, I've got that figured. There's like trolls, and angels except not really(?), and the devil from the bible?
i don't know about the angels and devils but like, cherubs are definitely a kind of alien. the angels and devils might not be aliens at all tbh.
V3: Yeah the cherubs, that's who I was talking about. And the devil from the bible has a doctorate.
oh, scratch? he's not really an alien, more of a homUncUlUs.
[greatestFailiure is OFFLINE]
oh dear. a red rock...? perhaps something to do with the time aspect? when yoU get back - and i'm sUre yoU will!! - coUld yoU tell Us whose planet it was on? what it looked like?
V3: What planet it was on? Earth right? As for what the rock looked like, it was like, a slab with this gear icon on it?
i highly doUbt yoU're on earth anymore, lovely. bUt if yoU didn't have to go throUgh any gates or transportalizers, then that answers my qUestion anyhow. what are yoUr sUrroUndings like? i imagine they're qUite different from yoUr typical neighboUrhood.
V3: Well, right now I'm at my house, but I imagine that's not what you're talking about. It's like, a massive fuck off maze. Kinda shit though because I can just fly over it. Oh and there's a bunch of chains.
i see... for lack of a canonical name, let's call it the land of labyrinths and chains! LOLAC for short. yoU said yoU followed yoUr coplayer to the slab?
[ENTRY 120] [ART IS THE THING OF A CHILD. AND I AM A A STRONG, RIPPED MAN. I PUT AWAY THE THINGS OF CHILDREN. WHEN I BECAME GOD. AND SINCE I’M GOD. I DON’T WANT TO DRAW. OR DO ART. ANY INDICATION I FEEL THAT WAY. IS A LIE. I WOULDN’T BE HAPPIER. ALONE. WITH MY CRAFT. WHAT A STUPID FUCKING THOUGHT.]
lord english never knew what he was doing. that's the beaUty of his classpect; anything he does, for whatever reason, becomes preordained by virtUe of him doing it. he coUld stUmble drUnkenly down an alley, and his footsteps woUld end Up perfectly matching the... i don't know, scattered papers on his childhood floor. everything he does, however stUpid, is forced to become *important.*
shwied my discuples ur titty tuesdays n they went mewow #nsfw #ig
CAN WE TRY THAT ONE AGAIN.
my dad??????????? >:U
hello, darling! ~3u i'm not jUst any calliope... ;U
^^ if yoU'll take a gander right Up there at my name~...
no, no, yoU were right the first time! i *am* lUcky. a beaUtifUl wife, a lovely daUghter, a wonderfUl family... a home. i don't for a second take it for granted.
PROBABLY MY FAULT TOO.
hardly! it's not as thoUgh yoU had any hand in oUr development. besides, i've tUrned oUt alright with the same genes!