Calliope Lalonde
@uxorialUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
[ PART 1 ] => INVESTIGATE.
poor dirk... i believe oUrs is strUggling with the same choice.
TOO MANY THINGS HAPPEN ON CHITTR. I THINK.
agreed!! o~o
happy lesbian day, to my wife and oUr girlfriend! 🌈
becaUse i'm in looooooooooove with them. and, if yoU'll believe it, i *kiss* them, too!
ahahahahahaaha omfg this is golden
THIS IS HIDEOUS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR “MOTHER”? LOVE IS NOT A CHERUBIC EMOTION. IT’S BARELY A REAL EMOTION AT ALL, IT’S THE PLAYTHING OF LIARS AND BETRAYERS.
it's a shame yoU feel that way, pa. :U they make me happy! i've been friends with them and loved them since i was a child, and the life i've bUilt is a fUlfilling one. ^u^
YOU’RE A FUCKING FOOL. IT’S GOING TO END IN PAIN, BETRAYAL, AND DEATH. ONE WAY. OR THE OTHER. AND IT WILL HURT.
i don't think the inevitable end of something makes it worthless. and i know yoU agree, or yoU'd never have bothered to bUild an empire, woUld yoU?
NO, I BUILT IT SO THAT ALL FILTH IS EITHER CLEANSED OR SUBJUGATED. AND THEY *NEVER* HAVE THE CHANCE TO THREATEN ME AND MY LIFE. IT WILL *NEVER* END.
so yoU take no risks? plan no great conqUests? yoU simply rest on yoUr laUrels, never to find another mate?
dude this lady called me by my first name on the internet like she doesnt even know me wtf like i know i put it on my profile but thats weird dude im just some dude why r u mad at me specifically
well, she may be already familiar with a version of yoU! i am, after all, thoUgh he's qUite different.
dude i think i just saw a guy who thinks hes a bee in the comments
oh, love, yoU're going to be very confUsed for a good while. yes, i'm afraid there are aliens on this site - and, technically, yoU're one of them!
CAN I SAY. MAYBE ONE SINGuLAR GOOD THING. ABOuT THE AWFuL TERRIBLE LORD ME.
B33 < i think youve earned that right
shockingly? i mUst agree.
oh my.
That was sadly very obvious.
hm? have i missed something?
Not really! Just someone making a beginners fumble at not revealing something.
ahh. well, speaking from experience, i don't think she's trying particUlarly hard!
Actually what would the fuckin’ reversed versions of my kids be like.
...yoU mean, UnendingUrobUros and UnboUndUraeUs? i think those are precisely the reversed versions of myself and my brother.
WAIT. THEY ARE????
oh my, yes. :U
DO YOU EVER HAVE THE ABOMINABLE FEELING YOU ARE JUST BARELY MISSING SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE FASCINATING TO SPEAK TO BECAUSE OF ANOTHER BEING’S CONVENIENCE?
wtf happened to you ive been offline too much why are you evil now
DIFFERENT, EXTREMELY FUCKIN’ WORSE VERSION.
damn aight so like the alternian troll version of me ok
APPARENTLY HE’S THE VERSION OF ME THAT DIDN’T. LOSE. AND THEN LAY AN EGG. SO.
do yoU need to specify the egg every time...?
I've come to make an announcement: Roxy Lalonde's a bitch-ass motherfucker So I am a clone of @tipsyGender created by the amazing #clockworkinc and not only am I just the better Roxy but I'm the best version of Roxy! And no, I don't like cats Also here's a pic bc I can and I prolly have better fashion than u https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a80056da6301.png
i'm afraid the title of "best" goes to my wife, bUt yoU do look fetching!
Teaching a kid is like training a dog not to bark. He's never gonna get it,
skill issUe, i'm afraid. ^u^
saw this at the halloween section at my local craft store. now, i'm no prUde, bUt is this really appropriate for a family store?? >://U #sUggestive
ARE YOu REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY STORE? IT IS NOT EVEN THE HuMAN MONTH OF OCTOBER. AND HERE YOu ARE. HIDEOuSLY GALIVANTING ABOuT WITH YOuR WIDE EYED INSIPID INSISTENCE ON SHOWING FACE. WHERE YOu WERE NOT ASKED TO. LET THEM PARTAKE IN SHIBARI ZIP TIE SNAKE IF THEY WANT TO. SOME FAMILIES ARE GROWN ADuLT FAMILIES. PLuS. GIANT COSMIC SERPENTS THAT BITE ONE ANOTHER CEASELESSLY IN BLACK HOLES TO ESTABLISH WHO IS TYRANNuS AND WHO IS COMPLII. WHO IS WEAK BITCH AND WHO IS STRONG. WHO IS GIVING AND WHO IS RECEIVING. THIS IS A NATuRAL PART OF LIFE. DO YOu WANT THE EXPLANATION TO COME FROM A TRuSTED ADuLT OR FAMILY MEMBER. OR DO YOu WANT IT TO COME. FROM A PANIC STRICKEN. LIBERAL ARTS TEACHER. WHO IS SHRIEKING ABOuT THE END OF DAYS? LET OFFSPRING SPEND THEIR LAST MOMENTS DELIGHTED TO JOIN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. A GIANT MATING COSMIC CHERuB SERPENT WHO WILL END BANAL AND POINTLESS EXISTENCE VERY SHORTLY.
yoU get scandalized over hand holding, yoU're hardly one to talk.
THERE IS A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. MANY WORLDS. LAYING IN WAKE AND IN RuIN. BETWEEN CHuNKING THE FuCK OuT OF FLESH VISCERALLY. AND FILLING THE EMPTY SPACES. BETWEEN EACH CONCuPISCIENTLY CARNAL FINGER. WITH THOSE OF ANOTHER.
ok.