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Seeing all you c)(ittr about... I wonder does t)(is count as a )(appy ending? T)(ere's so many of you, so many wonderful little faces, and all it took was twelve kids dying off-world. I'm still not sure )(ow to feel about my little Pink Moon. -Even after picking suc)( a silly name I can't bring myself to interact too muc)( wit)( )(er. #SGRUB #Deat)(
six sevennn
♥ love a good gore video on the chittr feed ♥ ♥ the video corruption sucks and she yapped for a while about nothing ♥ ♥ otherwise great though ♥
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
i really should thirst trap more. dont get me wvrong, i get a lot outta posting vwhatevwer bullshit comes to mind, showving off my deep thoughts and sharing wvords of wvisdom, but iwve been operating on such a passiwve scale. i havwent evwen posted any nudes on here, aint that vwild? i gotta start saying shit like, "like this post if you vwanna be called a good girl" or something. if i shovwed off evwen an ounce of dom energy, i bet the pathetic subs wvould come running. thats just science. #nsfvw
I usually just jump in the washing machine with a detergebt pod.
you know who i am, right? this is to be expected, haha! ((OOC Note: If there is a particular hash for it I will tag that from now on))
haha! rose is always such a good, tight hole! (don't worry about the girl in the background that's just her ex. or well its going to be at least) #nsfw #nsfwe https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/612/7e5cc661f2ebb5e0f9e6c8b080046a87.jpeg
the screaMing rips at our edges whenever Our Host closes her eyes to sleep
X Skill issue, learn to hold a lighter right :p x
Still doodling my homies to celebrate the milestone,now it's @apatheticApostacy https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/doodle3.png
i didnt knovw you cared~
X Oh just for that I’m gonna stop going easy on you for round two of taser fighting x
im gonna be real, vwere probably about evwen. people eat this shit up.
X Sometimes I forget I employee people on here before I start horny posting x
X Waves at you without my hands #nsfw x
Do you want to make #gore shrines together out of the flesh of those who shall be tormented?
Good job, we are all proud of you from leading from those past failures.
The definition of Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results #vagueposting
eHEHEHEHEHEHEHE,
uMM,,, wELL, i AM FLATTERED, bY THAT, i SUPPOSE,
what did i Xactly do all i said was hi basically hahaha
you uh leave her alone! stop that bad thing! you are Xing the line! umm.. angry eyebrow X
hey stop hating me i uhm tskk ohhh just stop ok
Ocray! I put t)(e Royal Scribaby down for )(is nap. T)(ey never tail you about )(aving to rock grown men to sleep. 38| Boat if I delegate t)(e job out, I'll need to come up wit)( a name for t)(e new position. Royal Rockerby? T)(e Imperial Soot)(er?
Crying! It's so odd seaing my little gill all grown up! @)(erimperiousCondesce I know we've never met but I'm definitely a big fan! 38) You're so pretty and you look so good wit)( your )(air grown out, not t)(at t)(e braids weren't adorable too. But A)()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
O)( no, I scared t)(e royal scri-baby wit)( my scream. 38(
is the mutt me, canineRebel, or uprootedGarden
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To all t)(e fussy trolls out t)(ere, I'll offer you t)(e same deal I offered Meena)( once! You can swing on me but every swing costs you one smooc)(. 38* Definitely a good deal! No way you could regret it! #GR-EAT-D-EAL #D-E-FIN-IT-ELY_NOT_A #SCAM #suckers
You're w)(alecome to try! But every swing costs you a smooc)(y!
A)()()()()(! If I )(ad t)(e time I would just pick you up and smooc)( you until you're pink in t)(e face! 38*
)(ee )(ee! I just wanna pick you up and squeeze you until you pop! You're so cute!
Boat you mentioned )(er rig)(t away to me. You liiiiiiike )(er, Daraya~!
Is Bronya your fussy-friend, little one?
D'aww! @apat)(eticApostacy is so cute! S)(e reminds me of a little Meena)( wit)( all )(er "attitude" and sass! I cod just gobble )(er rig)(t up! 38O!!!
D'aww! You're just t)(e CUT-EST little t)(ing!
D'aww, baby. T)(is is a website. You can't touc)( someone t)(roug)( a website. Can you? 38O
@ARACHN1DSgRIP#9137 HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/8F/3F/F8/8F3FF81D6D2CFCFBC491AA3262788A10.JPG #uS #8ESTfR1ENDS4EVER
just make sure t໑ turn ⓘnc໑gnⓘt໑ m໑de ໑n and clear y໑ur br໑wser c໑໑kⓘes y໑u kn໑w real deep crⓘmⓘnal stuff
much better ⓘdea ໑nly pr໑blem ⓘs fⓘgurⓘng ໑ut h໑w y໑u and c໑໑l can c໑e><ⓘst
X im typing thid with my dick #nsfw x
speak.
thats because youre a wvery, vwery good girl!
"if theyre n0t g0nna fuck me im at least g0nna watch" -eridan, pr0bably #nsfw
nah see, the trick aint to vwiolate boundaries, the trick is to get the gal to *mowve* her boundaries. important distinction babe, giwve it a try sometime.
¢all me the 3rd little pig the way I’m BRI¢KED AND READY TO GET BLOWN!!! #$ugge$tive
>+. DARAYA'S HATE TELLS ME I SHOULD STAY UNWASHED .+<
.everybody should denote how many sweetpuffs are in their smore by how long the s sound iS .so like some people like A .smorE .or A .ssmorE .and rn I got a .sssssssmorE .wait you also gotta do the chocolate but the chocolate is the R .sssssssmorrrE
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[⏺️📶📈] Okay I've once again made it to work. I would like to thank the sheriff's secret police for firing several warning shots into the crowd of lawyers that yip and jump along the fence as I run past the empty lot they've arbitrarily decided is their property.
>+. I SHALL ONCE AGAIN BE CLEAN AND DAMP! .+<
Of course not, it is a completely original concept that no one has ever encroached upon. I think people would enjoy it though.
i should do a costume party. halloween in summer. never been concieved of before by any show or beloved piece of fiction.
beiNg paN is awesome,coNseNtiNg adults are hot. #paNpostiNg
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ I've 𝓈een thi𝓈 achieved with indu𝓈trial harbor-grade rope and motorcycle𝓈 before.
(V)(',,')(V) a midevil era tort℧re stretcher thing wld fix me lowk
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Is whAt OrIgInAl pOstEr lAUlUm sAId why yOUr gIf prOfIlE pIctUrE lOOks lIkE yOU ArE sAyIng AcqUAIntAncE pOsnAh's nAmE thEn hAtEr kAnAkA?
good taste! he’s a (ool dude
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >WH/☆\T N0 N0N0N0NN0 GUYS SH!≡S LY¡NG SH!≡S LY¡NG ¡ SWR/☆\R >¡ D0NT H/☆\T!≡ P0SN/☆\H L¡K!≡ TH/☆\T
XAXAXAXXAA I KNEW ITTT KANAKA LIKEZ POZNAH GUYZZZZZ KANAKA HAZ A BIG FAT PITCH CRUZH ON POZNAHHHH OMGGG @mazterCuller ZO WHEN ARE YOU GOING 2 TWLL HIM XD
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Cracked Connections! Connections Puzzle #1109 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
:33< #girlbulge meowment :33< #nsfw
last part is a lie im actually really fucking awesome
yall ever see sumn and ur relieved dat its not wat u fink it is bc me i gottabe the lamest person on alternia for it im srs
..TO ASK.. OR NOT TO ASK THAT QUESTION..? THAT IS WHAT RUNS THROUGH MY PAN.. YET MANY HAVE ASKED IT BEFORE. #SUGGESTIVE
Strands taken down! Strands #843 “Just chill” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵💡🔵🟡
IBUPROFEN.
Troll Excedrin. My migraine-having friends swear by it. Or, well. Whatever human alternative you may have available two you.
You be what.
IBUPROFEN.
I was having a good morning. And then got a migraine.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა excuse⁀me! hey! down⁀here! binkii⁀does⁀not⁀mean⁀to⁀interrupt⁀but⁀where⁀would⁀you⁀like⁀your⁀box⁀of⁀indi(V)idually⁀wrapped⁀raisins? there⁀is⁀no⁀return⁀address⁀so⁀binkii⁀is⁀uncertain⁀where⁀it⁀is⁀from.
And it's just that I knew it would be some bullshit. I volunteered for some bullshit. 😭
X Troll batman dies at the end of the new delta whatever game #getspoiled x
:33< yes mommy! :33< s-h-i-t shit! :33< meow meow!!! :33< #nsfw
im naut firin anybody btw you all gonna stay workin for me hang on this chump has a shitty sword who gave the grey house security swords who do we think we are
[A video file is attached.] [Someone in a crowd is holding Meenah's phone, recording the scene. They're standing among what looks like around a hundred people, gathered in front of the Grey House fence. Meenah stands at the front of them all, facing them, standing on top of a particularly wide pair of horns on the troll below her.] "tonights the fuckin nights, buoys and gills!" [The crowd, largely comprised of trolls but with a good amount of humans and carapacians as well, erupts into cheers. She raises her hand up and in her grasp appears her 2x3dent, a fuschia-colored ribbon strung around one end.] "remember the plan! you die, someone carries you right to the oval office! nobody stays dead under M-E. Stay close. Stay smart. Let's get me where I fuckin deserve to be." [The camera shakes around as the person holding it cheers, before it's tossed up at Meenah, who catches it and turns it to face herself. Her eyes are sunken and she's sweating like crazy.] "hear that, beaches? if you workin for the grey house, say shello to yo new boss. and stay the fuck outta my way til i get to my new seat, got it?" [She lifts it up to show the grey house, then shuts the recording off.]
-now i respect you even more. that's the spirit,dear,keep it up.
Wh3h3n p3(o)pl3 D(o)ubT my b3auTy, I h(o)lD up my laDy maSk.
Y0u l0ve being challenged f0r 0nce. Y0u're used t0 getting n0 resistance and n0w that y0u are y0u d0nt kn0w what t0 d0.
waⓘt f໑und ⓘt
... I'd have to go talk to her.
ⓘf y໑u rec໑rd the c໑nversatⓘ໑n ⓘd pay lⓘteral g໑ld f໑r ⓘt
>i ggo ou♪side >how do you ♪hi^k i gge♪ pho♪os of my ccrush?
be careful resp໑ndⓘng t໑ her thread wⓘth that pⓘnned p໑st she wⓘll flⓘrt wⓘth y໑u and then pr໑bably add y໑u t໑ the faⓘl gⓘrl lⓘstⓘng lma໑
NO! IM STANDING ON MY SHITTY LITTLE HILL PERPETRATED BY A STUPID BIT ME AND THAT STRIDER THOUGHT OF PURELY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME! YOU HAAAAVE WAAAAAAAATEEEEEERRRR.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THE OLDEST HIVE IN THE WORLD??
OK . DO U HAV WATER THO
asomething uis rtelling nme rto qask tyou dfor qwater... qa opremonition operhaps
EVERYONE HAS WATER DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING HIVE.
off with your head cause you are mean
HASHTAG #FREETHEWATERFROMJONJETMONOPOLIES.
what they said
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#lesbianlifehack Come to The Baroness. Everyone negatively impacted by the whole... "advice" "thing" on Chittr is invited to stay FOR FREE(!) -- an offer which remains for the rest of this whole "Pride Month" thing I have seen so much of online. :)
Yes, puppy?
#lesbianlifehack 11: Sex isn't going to fix you, no matter how hard or often you have it. You can't fuck your way into being a better person. People will still get sick of your shit no matter how hot you are. Try doing your friends actual favours as well as sexual favours. #nsfw
#lesbianlifehack 8: Lesbians, please note the dangerous women (described in lifehack 1) in my replies trying desperately to trap you in their web. They will eat you up and wring you dry for surface-level validation to try and fill the hole in their heart left by the one who got away, before tossing you aside used-up and broken once you stop being fun.
y໑u d໑nt fⓘt my standards s໑rry
ⓘm the prⓘmary tut໑r f໑r technⓘcally ⓘnept wrⓘgglers the empⓘre cut ໑ur fundⓘng th໑ugh s໑ ⓘnstead ⓘ help tr໑lls wⓘth mangled thⓘnkpans fⓘgure ໑ut what butt໑n d໑es what ໑n a keyb໑ard
It's really funny, to be fair, but at least I'm open about taking schadenfreude in watching women suffer.
Like you ruin the lives of your subs.
#lesbianlifehack 2: Calling yourself a "silly wittle needy puppy" gets you validation from strangers on the internet but it doesn't make people who exist in real life care for you very much. It's embarassing to be around, and more importantly demeaning to you. Take some fucking agency back into your life. Be the strong, independent woman Lalonde continues to assure me exist, somewhere. You know what real humans in real life really like? People who are normal. People who can speak in full sentences without yipping or barking. People who can sit still and listen to them speak about their day without barging in to infodump about some bullshit. People who can was the fucking dishes without making it a federal fucking issue. This one's mostly for the trans lesbians, but you're women too, and as such you're still lesbians.
The vagueposted falls right into my glue trap.
#Lesbianlifehack 1: Don't get involved with that emotionally unavailable girl. Just... don't. I know your type. Tall, handsome, probably smoking a cig. Would be a real stunner if she would man up and start T already. Bags under her eyes, and baggies in her pockets #substance. You want her. You're drawn to her, like a moth to a flame. You're a helpless little lesfly in her spiderbian's web. Just... hit the bricks, dude. I'm serious. You gotta get out of there ASAP. Do *NOT* engage. Do not go up to her, do not talk to her, do not sleep with her, do not get her contacts. She will never give back what you put in.
O~ YeS, unleSS you drank enough aS a youngun to have a legitimate hangover which iS rare. ~O
@vlooneTroollatoor this is hoow yoou woould looook like if yoou were indigoo
hey ⓘm just sayⓘng besⓘdes shes pr໑bably already fⓘgured ໑ut y໑u cant hⓘt backspace f໑r shⓘt lma໑
have y໑u mentⓘ໑ned t໑ her y໑ur e><tra໑rdⓘnary skⓘll ⓘn handlⓘng telep໑rtatⓘ໑n devⓘces ⓘ thⓘnk she mⓘght just ໑rgasm ໑n the sp໑t ⓘf y໑u mentⓘ໑ned that st໑ry #nsfw
S0rry I'm just n0t c00l en0ugh t0 steal my sexual partners panties like tr0phies and staple them t0 my ceiling #nsfw
Y0u kn0w what i have m0re shit t0 say H0w are y0u g0ing t0 ask f0r a sexual fav0ur and then when that pers0n c0nsents and d0es what y0u want y0u g0 0n chittr t0 publicly ridicule them f0r it Thats s0 mean! #nsfw
Wife. #wifeposting #nsfw #yearning
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This is pathetic.」
⬭ yeah ewere right. this is the most cringe thing eweve ever posted. ⬭
f໑r free ⓘm addⓘng bad busⓘness sense t໑ y໑ur ever e><tendⓘng lⓘst ໑f pers໑nal faⓘlures
uh huh y໑ud lⓘterally use physⓘcs shatterⓘng machⓘnes than keep y໑ur eyes ໑n a c໑uple ໑f wrⓘghglers respect f໑r defyⓘng the hem໑spectrum ⓘg lmfa໑
y໑ure really g໑໑d at rubbⓘng the ໑ne braⓘn cell y໑u have agaⓘnst the nearest ⓘdⓘ໑ts lmfa໑
Ɏ maark my words there will be aa reckoning Ɏ
X BADDABING BADDABOOM I HAVE ACQUIRED THREE BUCKETS TO FILL THE CUM CANNON CUMMETH #nsfw #nsfwe x
w໑uldnt be sh໑cked ⓘf y໑u aut໑mated thⓘs reply by n໑w lmfa໑
really hⓘttⓘng the dashb໑ard wⓘth the thⓘnkers huh n໑ serⓘ໑usly thⓘs ⓘs such a dⓘffⓘcult thⓘng t໑ answer ⓘf ໑nly y໑u lⓘke regularly p໑sted ab໑ut h໑w much y໑u sⓘmp f໑r a specⓘfⓘc kⓘnd ໑f faⓘl gⓘrl s໑ that the masses w໑uld have a chance ໑f answerⓘng
can confirm ;)
sorry not sorry
ⓘ kn໑w rⓘght lⓘke have they seen y໑ur p໑sts y໑u d໑ m໑re embarrassⓘng shⓘt every nⓘght lmfa໑
Noos fuckinnn way
- sleep on your side and drink water as soon as you can!!!!! - and dont move at all! okay! - stay right there and do not get into anything else!!! i mean it!
- well just see about that! - i know more of your hangout corners than you think i do!!!
the drinking is going well, then.
- fine! go ahead! - god forbid i try to help you at all ever!!! - a whore like you is only interested in self destruction and wasting away until theres nothing of value left!!!!! - and you know what! - !!! thats not my fault is it !!! - so blame me all you want but the only one to blame here is yourself! #nsfw
- i want !!! nothing !!! to do with you and your impish tendencies! you scandalous rat!!! - get back to your duties! youre slacking!
PEACE AND KINDNESS AND MEOWBEASTS AND WHATNOT.
-you already have a big getaway planned!!! -learn some responsibility!!!
Ɏ shut UPPPPPPP it is not CUTE it's tough aat best Ɏ
too late im composin a tier list
;) chinga tu madre.
never denied it.
∻Hell☢ all my brappers∻
gOOd EvE All! It Is A wOndErfUl nIght tO dO thAt thIng yOU wIshEd tO dO! I tOO wIll bE dOIng thAt thIng I wIshEd tO dO :)
-!!!there MAY be something very bad happening!!!
-!!!it LITERALLY has your typing quirk and the thing you talked about earlier today!!! did you think i wouldnt see it if you got someone else to post it!!!???
-i WILL go through everywhere i know you might be if you try to pull this shit!
-!!!it IS my business!!! you are supposed to be a representative of our cloister and the brooding caverns!!! a-and youre going around advertising yourself like some sort of hussy!!!
-or what? i doubt have a chance at a quadrant!!! if lanque's influence has anything to say!!!
#substance
-normally i wouldnt be interested in the affairs of those outside the caverns but im afraid i have to make sure SOME PEOPLE arent sullying Bronya's reputation!!! I MEAN THE CLOISTER'S REPUTATION!!!
not me my mouth is full of burger residue
Incredibly smooth pickup line, how much brainstorming did it take?
hi i heard we're digging holes my depression is cured and i am very happy to get my paws dirty ! :)
fⓘnally a g໑໑d take ⓘt was just ab໑ut tⓘme
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K--<#teamchud assemble
thanks man
chud https://media1.tenor.com/m/qsc71nhnevkaaaad/homelander-thuperman.gif
chuddettes assemble.
haha woof :)
well if you don’t think you deserve more than a drink with a 5% budget i can’t force you… :) just saying you can keep the royalties and let me take care of you instead, silly.
let'S not be rash
TW: #r9mant9n9rmative #assumpti9n9fc9mpetence #insultinglanguage #r9manticprivilege
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
accepting cheap drinks already? lmk when ur feeling mean and we’ll do this right
I am so pike... gorgeous. #slayeveryday #beautiful #ψokeuplikethis Also I slept all day.
<<"hehe... i-it's no problem, miss daraya!">>
\ ó >< ò / ...Hmm.
tell her i'll see her at our appoibtmmmment later this wwwwipe
Ɏ upda-a-ate: fell a-a-asleep cuddling. in the plushie pile. my body feels a-a-a bit sore but otherwise fine. i think @letha-a-argicMecha-a-anist is still a-a-asleep. proba-a-ably should ha-a-ave moved to the cupe but it's wha-a-atever Ɏ Ɏ wha-a-at kind of fun stuff do you folks do with your moira-a-ails? #genuinequestion #moira-a-aility Ɏ
ⓘ cant blame y໑ur subc໑nscⓘ໑us f໑r beⓘng addⓘcted t໑ me lmfa໑
ⓘm s໑ s໑rry y໑ur majesty ⓘts just that the dⓘfference between depressed punk and g໑th ⓘs very thⓘn f໑r the unⓘntⓘated d໑ y໑u ໑ffer c໑ursesⓘ ⓘ the presence ໑f y໑ur e><tra໑rdⓘnary pers໑nalⓘty w໑uld be e><tra ⓘ assume
☆ I Know it’s gonna sound liKe a meme but genuinely dumpster diving I’ve found some absolute gold. But definitely wear proteKtion people throw away a bunch of sharp and dangerous shit☆
ⓘf ⓘt makes y໑u feel better ⓘ d໑ubt theres a bⓘg dⓘfference lma໑
[|||] giiirl it waaas a piiitch thiiing iiit's chiiill buuut i'm dooown for a driiink~ ;]
-=[ hi chittr!!! x-)_☺]=-
...you done ban6ed a ba6el?
- i mean really! the sheer audacity!!! - making a public post for whats very clearly an internal issue that does not need any sort of audience weighing in! - not even a current issue either!!! - if you werent such a rulebreaker all the time i wouldnt be rightfully suspecting you every time sanctity is broken! - did you ever think about that!? #vaguepost #exceptnotreally #youknowwhoyouare!
that DEFINITELY isn't a no...
why the fuck w໑uld y໑u ever let s໑me໑ne lame d໑ⓘng y໑ur h໑bby make y໑u st໑p d໑ⓘng ⓘt ໑r ⓘs ⓘnhalⓘng cancer vap໑urs just a perf໑rmance f໑r y໑u lmfa໑
I don't, don't know the first thing about them. But I have talked to other jades, that ain't so secret. Theyy're nice! I think yyou're being too hard on the old brooding caverns. I get it, theyy suck, but it's what yyou done got dealt right?
Well yyou could, but how much is it worth to reallyy be sticking out so much? Mayybe it's good for everyyone to have a thing in common.
She can call herself a ki77y girl if 7ha7’s 7he requiremen7 7o do so.
well i am a little fucked in the pan you see :P
pers໑nally ⓘm surprⓘsed y໑u managed get any໑ne t໑ take y໑u serⓘ໑usly en໑ugh t໑ pⓘtchbaⓘt ⓘn the fⓘrst place lma໑
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! blow bubbles
[|||] hooow abouuut yooou come maaake me ooor i wooon't stooop~ ;]
Been there.
console.log("all prøgress is gøød prøgress "); console.log("it døes matter if it's øn a huge scale ør nøt "); console.log("if i can make øne trølls life slightly easier i'm already winnin");
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-> both of you get a room and start pailing already ffs!
I have favorites. Me. Then my second favorites: Everyone else. Eh. ψhale. Some of you. I don't like.
- stop airing out private affairs!!!
- i was !!! trying !!! to mediate a very sensitive situation around a !!! certain book !!! that i know you went and got your grubby mitts all over!!! - if you had actually !!! cooperated !!! none of that would have happened at all! - you cant go blaming me for your complete lack of respect when its nobodies fault but your own! - im only looking out for the betterment of the cloister so how about you stop being a snobby little bitch!
>>| hurr, durr, .i .ain't got psychic powers to bent the will .of .others. re-read the post .and comments. .update your thinkpan memo.
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260120_100421.jpg ahh. refreshing
Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes
i could cloaca post but nahhhh you guys dont deserve that maybe if you like my chitt enough perchance
You Must Weather The Proverbial Storm There Is No Other Way
✨🍭🕷️ sorry. sorry i said that. 🕷️🍭✨
y໑u mⓘght be the cutest wrⓘgglers fⓘrst pⓘtch s໑lⓘcⓘt໑r ⓘ have ever seen y໑u are lⓘke that 0 defende 100 ໑ffence meme nerds use e><cept s໑meh໑w y໑u sc໑red 0 ⓘn b໑th lma໑
Probably Not
It’s horny Friday, What’s got you feeling frisky?
So HE'S allowed to say this???
I have a feeling I know who this is about...
unf໑rtunate perhaps ne><t tⓘme she wⓘll pull ໑ut a m໑re appr໑prⓘate ⓘnstrument f໑r y໑u lⓘke a bass guⓘtar, nⓘce j໑b ໑n f໑rgettⓘng t໑ bl໑ck me agaⓘn by the way lmfa໑
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
✿ 𖧧hen 𖧧ry f𖥧nd𖥧ng a rus𖧧bl❦❦d 𖧧❦ share 𖧧he c❦s𖧧s w𖥧𖧧h f❦r a sp𖥧r𖥧𖧧ual med𖥧um cadaver deal ✿
It’s honestly a tie betWeen the tWo I’m thinking of. Who? I’ll never tell.
Sorry! I'm just looking out for you! Drones are no joke!
Okay well just be careful ok? AND avoid any Drones they're not quite fond of us cloitered Jades being out of our caverns.
I- guess - I'll - check - out - eridanweek - ... > #eridanweek #imcoming
jeez whats got your panties in a twist? its just having fun!
Hey, gang, wvhat's up 😉 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489031748841898195/wvoodduck2-1024x683.png?ex=69cef061&is=69cd9ee1&hm=0656aa9c6a58f678cfc13dd5c5033ef87340d789dadfbb3e1addfd9597cd84cc& #nsfwv
~your bad attitude is charming vvhen coming from a jade
thannk god i'mm innto nnormmal shit like bonndage annd femmdomm. what are somme of you guys postinng about. that's scary. #nnsfw #vaguepostinng #sorry
#noWplaying - Star Troll - Troll David BoWie
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
[|||] ugh,,, how much did i drink yesterday??? and what's this dripping down my leg??? oooh wait,,, darlin hehehe,,, #nsfw
mentaly reverse engineering good pick up lines 2 try n score a baddie w a big long sworrd & trauma #nsfw #yearning #violence
BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG
:33 < H33h33, maybe so.. but straight from the hoofbeast's mouth is always better!
[|||] i already got my nook filled by that cute dummy darlin at #eridanweek so i don't really care what happens, i'm going hoooooome lmao~ #nsfw
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
[|||] i'm on my way there right now myself, might have an opportunity to ashtray for you later~
I see another member of my cloister has made a chittr profile.
1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
2ome people ju2t don"t wwant the free kull poiint2 and iit 2howw2..
ⓘ dunn໑ ⓘts pretty funny h໑w she has a hⓘgher kull sc໑re despⓘte beⓘng such a stere໑typⓘcal jade whⓘle y໑u are grⓘndⓘng thr໑ugh໑ut the day wⓘth໑ut any pr໑gress lma໑
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Whatever. See you there koshka. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Little bitch? Hah— you think I give a damn? Been smokin’ for sweeps. Cancer’s cancer. You’re one feisty ptitsa. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ kismesis are built on a very specific foundation that makes them so rocky in the first place. it's about the grace. the envy. the jealousy. you don't cut them up all wild because you hate them. you cut them slow because you *hate* them. #nsfwe #gore ]
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huff, puff,, myeah, feel furrree to DM me any tiiime if mew need to blow offf some steam,,, mew~ 💖✨
if you really want me to feel the burn you can let my stuffing catch fire mew~ then I'll give you a nice warm hug >:333 My metal endoskeleton would be fine and I can always get my moirail to stitch me up a new puffy cofurrring forrr it, would you be able to do the same? mew~ 💖✨
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
I eat cigarettes forrr breakfast no really this body can burn tobacco as biofuel #purrrksOfBeingARobot mew~ 💖✨
like an ancestor that's a girl, all I know is the humans really really R3ALLY like having sexual relations with other peoples but not their own mew~ 💖✨
#nsfw honestly it was kinda hot how humiliated you were, plus I love when people leave mice lying around mew~ 💖✨
Where's the fun in acting noormal baby 8]
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
ⓘ never th໑ught y໑u ໑f all tr໑lls w໑uld c໑mplaⓘn ab໑ut suckⓘng lmfa໑ #nsfw
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i ju2t want to b3 hat3d i2 that 2o bad
trust me mew would totally survive 💖 *remembers we're suppawsed to be pitchflirting* because nobody would have the heart to put mew out of mewr misery ♠️ *realizes that's prrretty harsh* your misery furrrom listening to bad music the whole day ♣️ *remembers bbno$ was there and I like him* Fuck. mew~ 💖✨
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https://i.imgur.com/Z958haA.png h3LLO??? ♠️ mew~ 💖✨
this is so so SO me #pitchFlirting mew~ 💖✨
Yeah, I don't think Wanshi should be seeing all the vulgar stuff this site has..
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oГd seГfie what do you thiNK #ГooKsmaxxiNgadvice https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/31/1000085132.pNg
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Have I missed anything interesting?
you have some strong opinions there https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488429173268545546/image_2026-03-31_024535883.png?ex=69ccbf30&is=69cb6db0&hm=338fc9bd9e08a92fa1c00f55a48eb9e62c3a79a593cddf995fe03ae7f4b3966c&
[|||] coooooonsidering i just unintentionally made a troll bust a nut with a laser beam tonight, i think i've had enough fun~ but i'll send my address for another time~ #nsfw
im so fukin hot... i wana kiss myself <3
You really don't. And that's coming from someone with experience in dealing with multitudes.
⚇ you ain't gotta like it lil' lowblood. ⚇ the holy texts ain't for you. ⚇ they'll seek out and find the motherfuckers that need to hear this shit. ⚇ fam is everywhere. ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
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read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
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If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7rKyITVLEwldhdXIy7P6Vw?si=JnmcavNpSo64SkhUtKxUag
!!!> LIFEHACK:A free tattoo is always a good idea!!! #lifehack <!!!
>([my #aters are just super gay n #orny tb# #nsfw]
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i have a large collection of cheese, so far my favorite is very basic but it's white cheddar!
jorkin it and by it i mean wait... no no where- where did it go...
Whats Wrong With My Liked Songs? All My Favourite Songs Are There
i'm going and i'm performing / i've decided
Why!