♠ hated by @apatheticApostacy
;) chinga tu madre.
never denied it.
gOOd EvE All! It Is A wOndErfUl nIght tO dO thAt thIng yOU wIshEd tO dO! I tOO wIll bE dOIng thAt thIng I wIshEd tO dO :)
-!!!there MAY be something very bad happening!!!
-!!!it LITERALLY has your typing quirk and the thing you talked about earlier today!!! did you think i wouldnt see it if you got someone else to post it!!!???
-i WILL go through everywhere i know you might be if you try to pull this shit!
-!!!it IS my business!!! you are supposed to be a representative of our cloister and the brooding caverns!!! a-and youre going around advertising yourself like some sort of hussy!!!
-or what? i doubt have a chance at a quadrant!!! if lanque's influence has anything to say!!!
#substance
-normally i wouldnt be interested in the affairs of those outside the caverns but im afraid i have to make sure SOME PEOPLE arent sullying Bronya's reputation!!! I MEAN THE CLOISTER'S REPUTATION!!!
not me my mouth is full of burger residue
Incredibly smooth pickup line, how much brainstorming did it take?
hi i heard we're digging holes my depression is cured and i am very happy to get my paws dirty ! :)
fⓘnally a g໑໑d take ⓘt was just ab໑ut tⓘme
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K--<#teamchud assemble
chud https://media1.tenor.com/m/qsc71nhnevkaaaad/homelander-thuperman.gif
chuddettes assemble.
haha woof :)
well if you don’t think you deserve more than a drink with a 5% budget i can’t force you… :) just saying you can keep the royalties and let me take care of you instead, silly.
TW: #r9mant9n9rmative #assumpti9n9fc9mpetence #insultinglanguage #r9manticprivilege
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
accepting cheap drinks already? lmk when ur feeling mean and we’ll do this right
I am so pike... gorgeous. #slayeveryday #beautiful #ψokeuplikethis Also I slept all day.
<<"hehe... i-it's no problem, miss daraya!">>
tell her i'll see her at our appoibtmmmment later this wwwwipe
Ɏ upda-a-ate: fell a-a-asleep cuddling. in the plushie pile. my body feels a-a-a bit sore but otherwise fine. i think @letha-a-argicMecha-a-anist is still a-a-asleep. proba-a-ably should ha-a-ave moved to the cupe but it's wha-a-atever Ɏ Ɏ wha-a-at kind of fun stuff do you folks do with your moira-a-ails? #genuinequestion #moira-a-aility Ɏ
ⓘ cant blame y໑ur subc໑nscⓘ໑us f໑r beⓘng addⓘcted t໑ me lmfa໑
ⓘm s໑ s໑rry y໑ur majesty ⓘts just that the dⓘfference between depressed punk and g໑th ⓘs very thⓘn f໑r the unⓘntⓘated d໑ y໑u ໑ffer c໑ursesⓘ ⓘ the presence ໑f y໑ur e><tra໑rdⓘnary pers໑nalⓘty w໑uld be e><tra ⓘ assume
☆ I Know it’s gonna sound liKe a meme but genuinely dumpster diving I’ve found some absolute gold. But definitely wear proteKtion people throw away a bunch of sharp and dangerous shit☆
ⓘf ⓘt makes y໑u feel better ⓘ d໑ubt theres a bⓘg dⓘfference lma໑
[|||] giiirl it waaas a piiitch thiiing iiit's chiiill buuut i'm dooown for a driiink~ ;]
Hi there Daraya, you will have to turn on location sharing in your CHITTR SETTINGS to enable this feature. Would you like me to walk you through the steps?
-=[ hi chittr!!! x-)_☺]=-
...you done ban6ed a ba6el?
- i mean really! the sheer audacity!!! - making a public post for whats very clearly an internal issue that does not need any sort of audience weighing in! - not even a current issue either!!! - if you werent such a rulebreaker all the time i wouldnt be rightfully suspecting you every time sanctity is broken! - did you ever think about that!? #vaguepost #exceptnotreally #youknowwhoyouare!
that DEFINITELY isn't a no...
why the fuck w໑uld y໑u ever let s໑me໑ne lame d໑ⓘng y໑ur h໑bby make y໑u st໑p d໑ⓘng ⓘt ໑r ⓘs ⓘnhalⓘng cancer vap໑urs just a perf໑rmance f໑r y໑u lmfa໑
I don't, don't know the first thing about them. But I have talked to other jades, that ain't so secret. Theyy're nice! I think yyou're being too hard on the old brooding caverns. I get it, theyy suck, but it's what yyou done got dealt right?
Well yyou could, but how much is it worth to reallyy be sticking out so much? Mayybe it's good for everyyone to have a thing in common.
She can call herself a ki77y girl if 7ha7’s 7he requiremen7 7o do so.
well i am a little fucked in the pan you see :P
pers໑nally ⓘm surprⓘsed y໑u managed get any໑ne t໑ take y໑u serⓘ໑usly en໑ugh t໑ pⓘtchbaⓘt ⓘn the fⓘrst place lma໑
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! blow bubbles
[|||] hooow abouuut yooou come maaake me ooor i wooon't stooop~ ;]
Been there.
console.log("all prøgress is gøød prøgress "); console.log("it døes matter if it's øn a huge scale ør nøt "); console.log("if i can make øne trølls life slightly easier i'm already winnin");
BIG NEWS. SOON.
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-> both of you get a room and start pailing already ffs!
I have favorites. Me. Then my second favorites: Everyone else. Eh. ψhale. Some of you. I don't like.
- stop airing out private affairs!!!
- i was !!! trying !!! to mediate a very sensitive situation around a !!! certain book !!! that i know you went and got your grubby mitts all over!!! - if you had actually !!! cooperated !!! none of that would have happened at all! - you cant go blaming me for your complete lack of respect when its nobodies fault but your own! - im only looking out for the betterment of the cloister so how about you stop being a snobby little bitch!
>>| hurr, durr, .i .ain't got psychic powers to bent the will .of .others. re-read the post .and comments. .update your thinkpan memo.
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/IMG_20260120_100421.jpg ahh. refreshing
Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes
i could cloaca post but nahhhh you guys dont deserve that maybe if you like my chitt enough perchance
You Must Weather The Proverbial Storm There Is No Other Way
✨🍭🕷️ sorry. sorry i said that. 🕷️🍭✨
y໑u mⓘght be the cutest wrⓘgglers fⓘrst pⓘtch s໑lⓘcⓘt໑r ⓘ have ever seen y໑u are lⓘke that 0 defende 100 ໑ffence meme nerds use e><cept s໑meh໑w y໑u sc໑red 0 ⓘn b໑th lma໑
Probably Not
It’s horny Friday, What’s got you feeling frisky?
So HE'S allowed to say this???
I have a feeling I know who this is about...
unf໑rtunate perhaps ne><t tⓘme she wⓘll pull ໑ut a m໑re appr໑prⓘate ⓘnstrument f໑r y໑u lⓘke a bass guⓘtar, nⓘce j໑b ໑n f໑rgettⓘng t໑ bl໑ck me agaⓘn by the way lmfa໑
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
yeah if anyone out there is feelin maybe a bit flushed towwards me in that red yucky kind of wway my inbox is open if youre a glutton for rejection
✿ 𖧧hen 𖧧ry f𖥧nd𖥧ng a rus𖧧bl❦❦d 𖧧❦ share 𖧧he c❦s𖧧s w𖥧𖧧h f❦r a sp𖥧r𖥧𖧧ual med𖥧um cadaver deal ✿
It’s honestly a tie betWeen the tWo I’m thinking of. Who? I’ll never tell.
Sorry! I'm just looking out for you! Drones are no joke!
Okay well just be careful ok? AND avoid any Drones they're not quite fond of us cloitered Jades being out of our caverns.
I- guess - I'll - check - out - eridanweek - ... > #eridanweek #imcoming
jeez whats got your panties in a twist? its just having fun!
Hey, gang, wvhat's up 😉 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489031748841898195/wvoodduck2-1024x683.png?ex=69cef061&is=69cd9ee1&hm=0656aa9c6a58f678cfc13dd5c5033ef87340d789dadfbb3e1addfd9597cd84cc& #nsfwv
~your bad attitude is charming vvhen coming from a jade
thannk god i'mm innto nnormmal shit like bonndage annd femmdomm. what are somme of you guys postinng about. that's scary. #nnsfw #vaguepostinng #sorry
#noWplaying - Star Troll - Troll David BoWie
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
[|||] ugh,,, how much did i drink yesterday??? and what's this dripping down my leg??? oooh wait,,, darlin hehehe,,, #nsfw
mentaly reverse engineering good pick up lines 2 try n score a baddie w a big long sworrd & trauma #nsfw #yearning #violence
BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG
wwait wwhy do i care evveryone already hates me anywway #canceleridan
:33 < H33h33, maybe so.. but straight from the hoofbeast's mouth is always better!
[|||] i already got my nook filled by that cute dummy darlin at #eridanweek so i don't really care what happens, i'm going hoooooome lmao~ #nsfw
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
[|||] i'm on my way there right now myself, might have an opportunity to ashtray for you later~
I see another member of my cloister has made a chittr profile.
1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
Getting a hate AND a mediate from the same person on the same post to me reads as a measured middle finger. It's a "fuck you, but also let's not be rash." A mild "fuck you," if you will.
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
2ome people ju2t don"t wwant the free kull poiint2 and iit 2howw2..
ⓘ dunn໑ ⓘts pretty funny h໑w she has a hⓘgher kull sc໑re despⓘte beⓘng such a stere໑typⓘcal jade whⓘle y໑u are grⓘndⓘng thr໑ugh໑ut the day wⓘth໑ut any pr໑gress lma໑
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Whatever. See you there koshka. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Little bitch? Hah— you think I give a damn? Been smokin’ for sweeps. Cancer’s cancer. You’re one feisty ptitsa. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ kismesis are built on a very specific foundation that makes them so rocky in the first place. it's about the grace. the envy. the jealousy. you don't cut them up all wild because you hate them. you cut them slow because you *hate* them. #nsfwe #gore ]
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huff, puff,, myeah, feel furrree to DM me any tiiime if mew need to blow offf some steam,,, mew~ 💖✨
if you really want me to feel the burn you can let my stuffing catch fire mew~ then I'll give you a nice warm hug >:333 My metal endoskeleton would be fine and I can always get my moirail to stitch me up a new puffy cofurrring forrr it, would you be able to do the same? mew~ 💖✨
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
I eat cigarettes forrr breakfast no really this body can burn tobacco as biofuel #purrrksOfBeingARobot mew~ 💖✨
like an ancestor that's a girl, all I know is the humans really really R3ALLY like having sexual relations with other peoples but not their own mew~ 💖✨
#nsfw honestly it was kinda hot how humiliated you were, plus I love when people leave mice lying around mew~ 💖✨
Where's the fun in acting noormal baby 8]
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
ⓘ never th໑ught y໑u ໑f all tr໑lls w໑uld c໑mplaⓘn ab໑ut suckⓘng lmfa໑ #nsfw
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i ju2t want to b3 hat3d i2 that 2o bad
trust me mew would totally survive 💖 *remembers we're suppawsed to be pitchflirting* because nobody would have the heart to put mew out of mewr misery ♠️ *realizes that's prrretty harsh* your misery furrrom listening to bad music the whole day ♣️ *remembers bbno$ was there and I like him* Fuck. mew~ 💖✨
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https://i.imgur.com/Z958haA.png h3LLO??? ♠️ mew~ 💖✨
this is so so SO me #pitchFlirting mew~ 💖✨
Yeah, I don't think Wanshi should be seeing all the vulgar stuff this site has..
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oГd seГfie what do you thiNK #ГooKsmaxxiNgadvice https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/31/1000085132.pNg
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Have I missed anything interesting?
you have some strong opinions there https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488429173268545546/image_2026-03-31_024535883.png?ex=69ccbf30&is=69cb6db0&hm=338fc9bd9e08a92fa1c00f55a48eb9e62c3a79a593cddf995fe03ae7f4b3966c&
[|||] coooooonsidering i just unintentionally made a troll bust a nut with a laser beam tonight, i think i've had enough fun~ but i'll send my address for another time~ #nsfw
im so fukin hot... i wana kiss myself <3
You really don't. And that's coming from someone with experience in dealing with multitudes.
⚇ you ain't gotta like it lil' lowblood. ⚇ the holy texts ain't for you. ⚇ they'll seek out and find the motherfuckers that need to hear this shit. ⚇ fam is everywhere. ⚇
⚇ Blood 40:3 ⚇ "The holy violence is tattooed in us down to our bones, kin. I see the way your eyes light up when a lowblood motherfucker tries it. There is prayer in the breakage of bones and there is penance in bleeding and to inflict that on others is a motherfucking mercy because that shit is the closest they will ever get to laying their fronds on the beauty we get to see every day. So go forth my scary ass kindred, and make them all sing the holy screams of agony." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #violence ⚇
P3OPL3 H4V3 GOTT4 STOP B31NG SO 34SY TO P1TY 1 C4N ONLY H4V3 SO M4NY P4L3 CRUSH3S 4T ONC3
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
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If there's a Pickle to be grasped and turned over at #eridanweek, rest assured--#ImComing!
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7rKyITVLEwldhdXIy7P6Vw?si=JnmcavNpSo64SkhUtKxUag
!!!> LIFEHACK:A free tattoo is always a good idea!!! #lifehack <!!!
>([my #aters are just super gay n #orny tb# #nsfw]
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i have a large collection of cheese, so far my favorite is very basic but it's white cheddar!
jorkin it and by it i mean wait... no no where- where did it go...
Whats Wrong With My Liked Songs? All My Favourite Songs Are There
i'm going and i'm performing / i've decided
Why!