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fr໑m what ⓘve gathered theres tw໑ "se><es" and ໑ne has an equⓘvalent f໑r a bulge the ໑ther has an equⓘvalent f໑r a n໑໑k s໑metⓘmes they can be b໑rn wⓘth b໑th but thats a mutatⓘ໑n n໑t s໑methⓘng theⓘr buⓘlt ⓘn wⓘth s໑ gⓘrls can have bulges and b໑ys can have n໑໑ks but ⓘts c໑mparatⓘvely rare f໑r them t໑ have b໑th even ໑n here #nsfw
Not exactly, but we do pass down genes when reproducing. If it's a blood flavor your wanting it would differ from person to person likely off their diet, with minimal exceptions all humans bleed red. Im quite sure the flavor would be similar for each human though I don't have the refined pallet you have. There's a possibility that due to different genetic nature every human has a distinct flavor. Either way it is unfortunately not as easy as it is to judge as trolls might be at least from a flavor sense.
well they often only got either a bulge or a nook, one or the other. with soMe eXceptions, but i havent been arounD enough to see for Myself. but theres size anD teXture variety that i Do like.
heard they taste like CluCkbeast m'self.
From my experience, that usually means you're doing something something right.
go pour slurpees bud
<<"pyvsit, sweetie...">>
(=^･⩊･^=) < I KNOW!! I JUST LIKE HAVING A KINKY OWNER...
(=^･⩊･^=) < *SNIFF* GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING! *HIC*.
(=^･⩊･^=) < YEAH.. MEOWBE MEW'RE RIGHT... *SNIFFLE*.
Bulge #nsfw Dedicated t0 @cmallieEntertainment
:33< sl33p well
GOODLIGHT XD
// it's how it should be, he black i'm black i got taste in music he gotta share!!
// Kaine is actually my way to give u all my favorite songs.
<<"what can i say, i'm good at what i do~">>
// The urge to make Pyvsit premature ejaculate in every single sexual encounter because it truly is the cutest thing a girl can do #nsfw
I can't say it's impossi8le, 8ecause I know things not unlike what you wish have 8een done.
as intended
Ɏ haaving haaters just proves ur right & they're jeaalous Ɏ
8h. We should pro8a8ly 8e having a conversation like that on someone else's post.
i know, right? i thought i was more a bottom than a top but then i started meeting some people here. it's been a ver7, ver7 fun period of self dis(over7
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Okay.」
!? Have spawooken tawoo many! They are very nice! :•D ?!
8=8 > chittr bottoms really ARF into anything you do its wild
Ditto.
c< fair eNOugH >c
c< i MeaN, iM NOt tHe best at detectiNg jOKes, plus yOure HOt as fucK, actually, sO.... sHrug? >c
Yeah I would prefer incoming traffic I think.
c< Https://file.gardeN/aeblf4tN8glaOLvY/NOuN%20Verbed/Nap%20TaKeN.jpeg >c
Congratulations, I'm now poisoning my lungs instead of liver a massive improvement we can both agree on.
>+. I THINK!!!!! GIRL KISSING COULD BE NICE .+<
Indeed I will, perhaps I'll smoke to this instead spice it up a little.
<<"truth">>
hey thanks man
Ɏ i aam going to bite you aand bite you aand bite you Ɏ
#phunt does it again
Ɏ maark my words there will be aa reckoning Ɏ
Ɏ gaahh shut UUUUPPPPP Ɏ
Ɏ dfghj well! i'll! find aa waay, daamn! i'll use one of my myriaad other naaturaal weaapons cleaarly Ɏ Ɏ honestly you got me i don't haave aa 'but' i'm just weaak for girls like you. but fuck thaat DOES maake me sound paathetic to just saay thaat Ɏ
never underestimate phuntr fucking guynax ever again #PHUNTSWEEP #PHUNTWIN #TEAMCHUDELECTIONS #PHUNT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f59889065711.png
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oH BtW, yOu aLl lOsT ThE GaMe! LoCk iN ;3 Meow
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[]oh my a decent number of my old cloister are her hoW lovely ^W^[]
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WE LOVE IT.
tAhts so swet :)
<<"i bet everyone down there missed youuu hehe">> <<"i know i would've after that long~">>
∻If a baddie is g☢ing t☢ the gym they d☢n't need t☢ bring a t☢wel if they're bringing me #nsfw∻
You are correct in that I don't have the same kind of relationship with my own lusus as Vriska does. 8ut, I am painfully inexperienced in the act of living, which is to say that I have never smoked, nor have I drunk much. I didn't do much of what I suspect you would consider to 8e living 8efore, well, how much do you know of Sgru8?
Quiet, you.
8=8 > nooo you dont understand the only solution to my illness is putting your boobs in my face I went to the vet they told me, its true #nsfw #WOOF
∙☾__☽ don't let no one tell you violence don't worrk that shit worrks everry time
just saying. the day i added 2 new members to #teamchud my new member and i immediately organized a crack team (phuntr'S angels) to eviscerate some shithead AND saved a life. that'S the #phunt difference right there.
what even ⓘs team chud and why are pe໑ple e><cⓘted t໑ be ⓘn ⓘt lⓘke what have ⓘ mⓘssed
(=^･⩊･^=) < LOL!! THAT'D BE WEIRD OF ME IF I DID THAT! I'M PAWLREADY DEAD!
(=^･⩊･^=) < NOOOO!! I'M INTO GHOSTS! BECLAWS, I'M A GHOST!
(=^･⩊･^=) <
welcome to my. fucking impromptu #door haul apparently this one is definitely still. a door. opens and closes. has not started to 8leed. https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/doorway.png
ight a few ppl asked so heres whats up when you train like i do block the tag #meenahmemoriam if ya dont wanna see this shit avert yo eyes and yeah i cut my hair (shrug) // Second pic doesn't have blood in it! #gore #body-horror https://64.media.tumblr.com/16ba95a8747ca1651821898d1dfe68dc/b5e83b89dd1183db-3b/s2048x3072/369aed81dff8c4f43f05eb91175cff4d634fa4bb.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/959316dcb0a3e20757dcb8f4b145a95f/dc21a63ddb20fcd0-66/s1280x1920/b22dcc22ba68fceec1ea3130baeb2ea09f421027.jpg
:33< s33 mew t here daraya
:33< thinking about hosting a quad night :33< pepurr cold wear little badges fur what quad theyre s33kin weathpurr they want it to be open or nyat :33< rooms to pail in fur those that want to... :33< gauging intpurrest fur this #nsfw even pawtentially #nsfwe i know how fureaky some of mew get
A crashøuŧ ŧhaŧ Ī fīnđ rełaŧabłe anđ reasønabłe.~§~
A bxx xf Gruburrxw Reds!!! Gxt it!!! I'll get that tx yxu as sxxn as pxssible... Happy tx be xf help Ms Jxnjet!!! :DDD
REVIEWS. IF 60+ YEAR OLD PROFESSIONAL CRITICS THINK IT’S BAD YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO BE GOOD.
// 😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOOOOOOO
// survival of the chittest
<<"you sit tight, i'm dressed and can drop something off if you need!">>
c< ....yOu caN Have it ON tHe HOuse, just.... try NOt 2 driNK 2 MucH, wOuld prObably Kill ya >c
Gills, if you're skinny, fat, shaped like a square, a bottle, an hourglass, pear-shaped, circle-shaped, etc., my beauty chitts DO apply to you. shake dem hips and if u aint got nothing to shake, shake someone ψho pissed you off.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! purrom!sSed hole and paws Sso here mew all go! Hope you enjoy~ ;3c ꠹
c< sHe tastes aMaziNg, i wONt eveN lie >c
You're right, I need to get more creatiVe With my chitts.
I was freaked out too 8ut turns out it’s just 8leached it’ll go 8ack to 8lack soon enough
just got myself some sick ass new technicolor armbands lmao
while 7ou light up an7 room, in(luding the es(ort's, don't leave the #girlfailretreat earl7 for our a((ount! #si(knast7sunda7's not a one time thing, we will wel(ome 7ou with open arms next week if 7ou (an't make it
|m soww y |m try|gn
My transformation has truly made me enL̶̳̙̪̘͈͌̊̑̑Į̸̌̋̌͆̔̂̈͠͝G̷͇͑̂̀͊̒̍̈́̕Ḧ̷͖̟̗̘̬̺̭̰́̑̐̆̕T̸̝̫̒ened
Ladies, why settle for a man with one measly bulge when you could have an abomination of a woman with over 300 tentacles? #nsfw
no better seCurity than that! y'all have fun! ^◡^
c< tHaNK fucK! >c
An_d my visage so t_hat_ my icon_ is n_ot_ on_ly what_ people are goin_g off of. (( art_ by: san_dflakedraws ))
My kull sc0re is lagging a little behind. Everyb0dy hate me please.
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Some say rum8lespheres are up there near the top of the hierarchy of needs.
Most definitely.
:33< *the mighty huntress writes on her shipping wall daraya <3< lynera*
Not worth the energy. 🫡
:33< thigh purrlease :DD
:33< do it anyaways spurr the pawt!!!
:33< my stance on my existance here :33< is if mew can all handle 333 daves shitposting all day long :33< mew can handle one nepeta
c< eH, ONly if tHeres excess, MetHiNKs >c
ok, idk what that is. the baiting thing, but we had our Moments!!!!! i wondered where you went tbh. it’s kinda, like, fun talking shit with you.
:33< *the mighty huntress puts on a shirt that says "mama's little dud" on it*
You are and always will be
:33< oh dont furry daraya :33< im sure a lot of peopurr would look at meow and say mew have :DD
good morning ish.
Cheers
V^ Lma00 real shit. ^V
꒰i fear this is the realest shit ive read tonight꒱
V^ I'm tired 0f r0lling 0ut 0f bed and scr0lling this dumb site t0 c0me acr0ss text I have t0 unquirk. =:/ ^V
V^ S0me 0f y0u have genuinely unreadable quirks and at that p0int, y0u maybe need t0 d0 a little editing... ^V
LmaO, thats what we call a FFunnY cOIncIdence, YO. ... tOtes shOw OFFFF that pIercIng IFF YOu get It, btw.
OK BUT I FIND IT FUNNIER TO TRY AND VAGUE DESCRIBE IT THAN JUST SAY "OH ITS BECAUSE PEOPLE GOT THEIR BULGES AND NOOKS OUT."
:33< yeah but thats fine it means we all get layed meowre pawften :33< #nsfw
I like to think this site is just cursed by a very horny wizard out there somewhere, I mean less strange things have happened before.
IM STROKING MY CHIN AND NODDING ALONG, AS ALWAYS.
NOTE TO SELF: TRY THIS WITH THE NEXT GIRL I FIND WHO'S INTO THAT
<<"wonder why you're choosing to post this, hehe <>">>
IM NODDING ALONG SAGELY TO THIS.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「No signature on this one. "Are you happy in your current situation?" Happy is not a term I would use. Amicable, I feel amicable about my current situation. There are positives, there are negatives. Etcetera, etcetera. "we never talked much, but... I miss the times we did." ... If you'd like to talk to me, my messages are always open. Whoever you are. I hope you have a pleasant evening. https://forms.gle/ipaJRFt6jHhq8YkN9」
At least I lived.
(( 1 more doodle hi https://iili.io/C2Hcilt.png
Ɏ shut UPPPPPPP it is not CUTE it's tough aat best Ɏ
Ɏ derfgthj i VETO this Ɏ Ɏ aat leaast until i decide if 'muzzle' goes haard or not Ɏ
I Heard about that somewhere, suppose I should try it out.
The need to get choked out to the point in literally suffocating to death. #nsfw
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∙☾__☽ jade slurr update f̶orr those that need them bucket f̶̶ondlerr cave dwellerr slurrrry stirrerr cave crrawlerr caste strraddlerr bucket brrigade slurrrry slop/slopperr rrizrrik neverr keeps the ppl waiting
Ɏ chittr users reaally out here slurmaaxxing Ɏ
Brilliant idea, no notes.
:33< well im nyat nyarmally one to show off or beg fur badges or nyathing :33< they just k33p GIVING them to meow :33< the only ONLY one i asked fur was the one of my lusiis face :33< fur what i hope are clawvious reasons :33< the rest just furking showed up
:33< heyyyy welclawme back daraya :DD
Ɏ NOT cute i aam VICIOUS. yes i bite aa lot but i aam unfortunaately cursed with like the leaast shaarpest teeth i could've gotten it's embaarraassing reaally i get faang envy Ɏ
Ɏ becaause SOMEBODY requested proof. #nsfw i guess. @aapaatheticAApostaacy [ https://file.gaarden/aad5G09foF0kAAW8K_/veimuzzle.png ] Ɏ
Ɏ UGH fine gimme aa minute. fuckin chittr truth seekers over here i could post aabout eaatin toaast aand someone'd still probaably aask for proof Ɏ
c< NaH, i dONt play gacHa gaMes >c
((There is no sleep. Only a second wind.
hey! thats okay. i know im a stranger and that sounded really condescending. i just know some friends whove been there!
if you think i'D pussy out from smoking weed you'RE sorely mistaken.
never denied it.
have you tried it though it'S kind of awesome
i’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me, funny, but when you’re near me, i’m in the mood for love. #lyricposting
//we can chalk that up to rivule's dogshit observational skills /j
<<"j-just doing as i'm told :3">>
:33< i would nefur lie on a form
c< well, tHat was.... sOMetHiNg >c
<<"n-noted...">>
thank y0u
Can never be too sure on this site!
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K--<Me: To me, goo is quite normal. I use goo in every day life. Alien: To me, goo is strange. It is an unusual substance.
<<"you're definitely the cooler one!">>
// WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING???? WHY IS THERE AN EDIT TO THE SONG SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD RUINED A WHOLE GENERATION OF WOMEN WITH ROXY X ALPHA DAVE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Will do, I will attempt to not get myself killed
Incredibly smooth pickup line, how much brainstorming did it take?
🌹
:33< shitpeta snuggle shitpeta kiss shitpeta hug shitpeta kill shitpeta kiss shitpeta hug shitpeta snuggle!
one that makes it harder to kill people, obviousl7. lo(k in, (asper #violen(e
Daily Tarot Card - Daemon edition. Asmodeus. One of the seven princes of Hell, Lord Asmodeus is a demon of lust. He is oft known for being sympathetic, witty and rather wistful. He is mentioned in the Kabbalah, Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and the Talmud under the names Asmodeus, Asmodai, and Ashmedai. He is rather gifted in the arts of mathematics, mechanics, and treasures. Beware of lusting to excess, allowing desires to dictate actions without thought to the broader picture. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e12ef8b4cff7.jpg
X ——[cmallieEntertainment has uploaded an image]—— (It’s her recreating the skeleton with machine guns meme but using tommy guns instead) x
ⓘ kn໑w rⓘght th໑ught the c໑ndesce had fⓘnally ໑ffed them
X Hey so if you shoot collab guy it won’t count as unprovoked just an fyi #violence x
⛧allow me to introduce you to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQgUfkYhic⛧
It's late at NNight aNNd NNot much peeps arouNNd so you guys get a little treat. #NNsfw https://file.gardeNN/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/13464135.pNNg
i norMally top But right now i neeD to riDe a SuB 🪢BaD🪢 #nSfw
Oh, no. You are a fine presence on my screen. I can handlle a llittlle sallacity by now. I woulld not still be here otherwise.
>>| we .are destroying teamchud. keep .up.
maybe we can make like arts and crafts on etsy thats what unemployed girls do right?
well if you don’t think you deserve more than a drink with a 5% budget i can’t force you… :) just saying you can keep the royalties and let me take care of you instead, silly.
K--<straight up
burais you need to get out of this thread you'RE like prey wandering into the lion'S den
I dxn't tell the drxnes much!!! I'm xn the "cull xn sight list" already!!! Nx need tx wxrry abxut the bucket preparatixns :))) But alsx... That just isn't the trxll I am!!! I'll never treat a dame xr sir like trash...
Ɏ i yea-a-arn to be trea-a-ated tenderly a-a-and ma-a-aybe kept in a-a-a ha-a-andba-a-ag like one of those little ba-a-arkbea-a-asts. with trea-a-ats a-a-and such #yea-a-arning Ɏ
well because you’re so generous i’ll give you 5% ;)
(( you know what for the spirit of it Trizza won't IC block. GHHDSG she blocks all her haters. LOL.
There are nuances to+ such things. I will no+t deny the cathartic jo+y o+f pummeling a bitch.
a toxic situationship sounds rlly good right now. 🥲 i’d have writing material for weeks. #yearning #suggestive
c< giveN tHat tHis is a petitiON, sigNed! >c
Oh someone said that to you? Yeah you can kill 'em that's fine.
well dates are fun to be had in the day
I Hope You All Grow To Be As Stunning You Want To Be ♡
had the fattest apple pie just now, gonna look for something to do
that's definitely one of the best picks! i kinda prefer the non fancy places tho cause of the risk when it's stalls instead a normal bathroom!
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~~(__^·> everyone should let a woman take advantage of them a lil :p <·^__)~~
i need to destroy her, and make her cry so bad and fucking make out with that shy little fuck but if i cant tell if i wanna hurt her platonically, hate her pitch, or wanna kiss her face and make it all better, or all three at once? ♥︎ #nsfw (just in case); #concupiscentanonymously ♠
((for as very awful today has been it has at least reminded me that I love Mituna so so much because I'd forgotten I love that scruffy little gremlin boy.))
<<"hehe... i-it's no problem, miss daraya!">>
<<"i'm sure they are!! a-and if things get tough, i-i'm happy to try and help...">>
greetings and salUtations! first post, kind of nervoUs. (this is a joke! i heard it from the internet somewhere and thoUght now woUld be a perfect moment to play it oUt. hee hee!)
X Y’know something I’ve learned is that fate ain’t written, it’s weaved. Dm me I got a job offer for you. x
⋆˚🐾˖°SIIIGHH. hot evil girlz ztepping on me forever #nzfw #yearning°˖🐾˚⋆
c< if yOure really gOOd at barteriN, yOu cOuld prObably slaM sOMeONe 4 fifty, but, yOu gOtta reallllly sell tHat sHit >c
:33 < Mew truly get me, Ms. Jonjet
my moirail puts a sign around my n3ck that said 'do not gi<3 m3 a cigar3tt3 no matt3r what i say' 3<3ry tim3 w3 go to th3 corn3r stor3 its so fuck3d up
:33< g33ze sounds like one too...
<<"mmh... >///<">>
Ɏ ...a-a-a highblood insisted. #nsfw #suggestive #photo [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/va-a-alselfie2.png ] Ɏ
:33< oooh i guess? :33< not supurr clear on the origin of why their same species lusii are called ethpurr "mom" or "dad" or some furriation of it but they are its a mewman thing!
think they're gonna kill you, dog
So+rry I need to+ just po+int o+ut that the clo+ister is a series o+f tunnels and that it’s very hard to+ burn do+wn earth
<<"nnh... >//<">>
Awhh, thanks! I'm glad you survived the crash! Dying there would've made that whole trial pretty moot.
:33< ;33c
<<"i-i mean metaphorically! n-not, like... t-that-! >//<">>
I Am Aware I Was Just Fully Ready To Believe You Had Never Gotten The Talk Despite That
:33< room fur one meowre??
<<"i-i- n-no, you didn't...">>
<<"h-huh-">>
Ɏ upda-a-ate: fell a-a-asleep cuddling. in the plushie pile. my body feels a-a-a bit sore but otherwise fine. i think @letha-a-argicMecha-a-anist is still a-a-asleep. proba-a-ably should ha-a-ave moved to the cupe but it's wha-a-atever Ɏ Ɏ wha-a-at kind of fun stuff do you folks do with your moira-a-ails? #genuinequestion #moira-a-aility Ɏ
Or Hate I Suppose Depending On The Circumstances It's More Of A Case By Case Thing I Suppose
I Will Do My Best
So When Two Trolls Love Each Other Very Much
so cool....
:33< cute outfit love it!!!
that's so pretty
<<"o-oh, yeah, t-that doesn't sound great...">>
<<"w-wow! i-i bet you'll find something good there, at least...">>
Thrifting? That's one I haven't done in a while. May8e I'll join you.
ꨄ︎h! ^///^ helping ꨄ︎ne anꨄ︎ther! By all means. I have many ear rings that are gꨄ︎ld and necklaces. I wꨄ︎uld ꨄ︎ffer my rings but I have big hands. They might just slip ꨄ︎ff!
💠~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/380f4dc0c4c5.jpg Old claw commission I did! ~💠
Wꨄ︎w what a vibrant pꨄ︎p ꨄ︎f jade. Amazing find! ^^
💠~ Oh em gee? I like, just found her on this site and didn't even know she was here. And she's blocked me already! Rude!! ~💠
💠~ Ooo, girl that's gorgeous! I should get back into claw designs. ~💠
💠~ Eugh, some of you need a serious makeover. ~💠
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💠~ Don't worry about it! Always happy to help a girl out! ~💠
💠~ Ughhh, that sucks! You should like, try this. ~~user sent x1 tube of MIDQUALITY eyeliner~~ ~💠
<<"i-i hope you're able to find it soon...">>
[|||] giiirl it waaas a piiitch thiiing iiit's chiiill buuut i'm dooown for a driiink~ ;]
I Am So Fucking Gay
you are so jealous ‘cause i’m the most pitiable creature on the market they know my worth
∙☾__☽ so many o ̶f̶ yalls prroblems could be solved by killin' #justdoit #violence
// #ocintro #intropost Your name is DELVAE LUXSER. You are a nonbinary (semi-mutant) GOLDBLOOD who dreams on Prospit, and are a SEER of RAGE which is ironic because you are BLIND. You have a passion for MUSITECH, however you also enjoy collecting WEIRD DEAD THINGS that you preserve in various ways and playing games by yourself. You believe yourself EXCEPTIONAL at this, though you are HORRIBLE in reality. Your strife specibus is icepickkind and you use the Eight Ball modus. You are a PSIONIC with too much energy, and it has caused you to be inflicted with VOIDROT, which has almost completely taken your EYES. You can still use your psionics to navigate the world around you but it HURTS LIKE HELL, but sometimes you do it anyway just to feel something because the static helps you see. You enjoy RAGEBAITING people, and don't understand what it means to not DRIVE SOMEONE UP THE WALL. Your quirk is starting each message with |DEL: (Command) ==>|, ending each message with |...|, and writing all your text backwards. You live with your SNAILBUG (snail-ladybug) lusus in your SAFETY-PROOFED hive inside its SHELL. You also apparently now have an AMA form, because you joined in with the trend. (This will be tagged #DelvaeQs) https://forms.gle/HnJBWLxQgK55kpwC9 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5f5c4c64900.png //
<<"i-i mean, i see those posts and just wonder if they know how timezones work... l-like, just because it's early for them d-doesn't mean it's that early for the person posting that...">>
<<"o-okay...... here goes nothing... p-please don't be too mean... #nsfw">> <<"https://i...postimg...cc/clxcpvp2/bulgeposting...png">>
:33< meow h33h33h33!~
<<"n-no...">>
<<"w-wow...">>
:33< f33ls like if shes letting mew put out cigarettes on her mew already own her #nsfw
>> ડecond¡ng th¡ડ ^
u got my vote
a gill cant post bout yearnin for snacks cuz fugly mfs alwaves run to da comments like em mugs dont put ma lusus to shame #fullshade
i missed tummy tuesday again sorry hopefully this makes up for it https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/489/f242fe7289874b51e7b1743531fd3cad.png #nsfw
IMPRESSIVE AS HELL I GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
y0u kn0w 1f u get en0ugh pe0ple t0 d0 1t t00 we culd make 1t legally rec0gn1zed 1ll ed1t z0me w1k1z t0 zay 1tz a cultural trad1t10n 0r zum zh1t letz make d1z happen #br1cklymp1cz
...sometimes when the grubs behave i let them try to take a puff off a dead vape. builds character or something. ~~0o ... funny as hell when my matriarch sees it and yells loud as fuck lmao. ~~0o
She can call herself a ki77y girl if 7ha7’s 7he requiremen7 7o do so.
:33< doctor patient clawnfidentiality means NYATHING anyamore!
7his is for calling me ke77lecorn boy.
well i am a little fucked in the pan you see :P
arriving soon: mock trollcall info sheet for Pobico, other info, avatar as well. thanks to everyone who’s interacted with my troglodyte so far and given a follow. haven’t been in the fandom for a decade lol.
aight gonna backread chittr for my morning paper
// Vessie art of her in her dress has been done by my friend teehee. Now, the question isssss-- do you guys wanna see it TONIGHT or wait in suspense until TOMORROW :3
c< i MeaN, i sMOKe weed duriNg Our pitcH sessiONs sO.... yeaH >c
catch and rend asunder small, woodland 8easts with your fangs
[|||] hooow abouuut yooou come maaake me ooor i wooon't stooop~ ;]
Been there.
X Shit you really ain’t taking any prisoners with this one x
[⚙︎ We |ive in a vast murderous empire that won't hesitate to crush resistance. How much cou|d we possib|y fix? ⚙︎]
i like that you're / around / if that helps
good luck / that sounds annoying
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Didn't know they were givin' out power to baboochkas. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Pffft. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ new profile picture ]
I need a cigarette
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
((Guess who got too into Chittr, burnt themself out, and mentally shut down for a bit?? Me! I'm kinda back now, but that's why Lialyi basically vanished for two days. I'm going to try to not do that again, though, so I might not be replying to messages as much.))
Oh, also before I go to work I heard it was a certain human's wriggling day? Happy wriggling day, Egberts!
Noo don't write dissertations about why you don't deserve to be blocked, you're soooo sexy.
X Real. Mfs say they want a freak but now suddenly when I’m tryna fist them it’s “hold on your hand is the size of my head” or something like that. #nsfw x
Sorry, hesitation ain't a hard-boiled look.
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< Beautiful Lesbians On This Fine #Saturday >
as someone who frequents the Lesbian stand up bar i have to say these are some of the worst jokes i've seen in my whoLe Life
((Shout out to all the bro accounts out there ily <3))
i charge extra if you're fucking annoying btw
Trust me on this one.
A lesbian is one of the best things you could ever be.
Unfortunately, I believe it will continue until there is no more engagement to be farmed.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/im%20back%20in%20the%20fucking%20building%20again.png
Why am I cursed to live in this prison of words. (Not about work)
[|||] soooooometimes i get a little buzzed and a little hiiiiiigh and see where the night takes meeeeee~
If we're talking about types when it comes to being with someone.. I like the intellectual types, nerdy types and punkish baddie types.. But that's just me!
2har3?? 🥺
You Must Weather The Proverbial Storm There Is No Other Way
RARELY BEFORE HAS ANYONE PUT ON, SUCH A CRIPPLING DISPLAY OF SELF HUMILIATION. I'M ACTUALLY AMAZED THIS BITCH EVEN DARES TO SHOW HER FACE OUTSIDE AT ALL. LET ALONE, ON THE INTERNET.
It Is Not, I’ve Seen A FeW Of Your Posts And You Remind Me Of Kazumo Back Before She Left The Caverns.
[|||] timezones shmimezones, be awake when you wanna be awake~
EXECUTIVE ORDER: For every day that passes without the release “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run” episode 2, I will be killing the family of 1 (one) unlucky Netflix executive. This executive will be chosen at random and the NAVY SEALS will dispatch their family without mercy. Good luck.
Have to keep her innocence.
[|||] oh yoooooou're the simp!!! lmao
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
•ᴥ- went on a date where this guy saw a spider in my boobs and didn't want to be rude and say anything about it -‿- but then he finally did and it jumped onto him and he screamed so loud. in his fear, he leapt into the air, landed on his foot, and sprained it bad. -‿- he couldn't walk for the rest of the date, so my friend had to piggyback him through the terrorpark. -‿- heh. still cracks me up to this day. -ᴥ•
chittr isnt ethical
i must remind every1.. #shavehim https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
I am more than happy to listen to my constituents.
Haha, I kneW it'd throW you for a loop.
ohhh i wish i had a girl or someone to kiss right now siiiigghhh
((Decided to make a shitty edit to show how I’m coming up with troll bloodswaps as I keep building up this AU on the fly and realized that I fucked up one of the swaps already in DMs with somebody I’m so smart guys anyways uh feel free to yell at me for doing this in a dumb way lol https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1775086467270-1690b940-7088-4d14-8b27-a5e44bc561e3.png
do we fuck with bone accessories at parties?
#IMCOMING https://images2.imgbox.com/5f/e7/5s3YuqHD_o.png
THEY'LL BE WISHING THEY CANCELLED SOON.
[[OOC: A Mituna followed me back and therefore I conclude I’ve peaked as a content creator]] #excited
haiii im here now :3
Ssaw ttwo gguys rrunning wwith ttheir ttits out and nnipples hhard as sstone bbecause it's ccold as sshit, gguess it's #mantitwednesday #nsfw~<
◥▶◀◤ —> I am a weapon of mass reaction.
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
♰ maybe we should start being more forward and aggressive about it :) ♰
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png
mentaly reverse engineering good pick up lines 2 try n score a baddie w a big long sworrd & trauma #nsfw #yearning #violence
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
[|||] dunno why everyone's having so much trouble, i left #eridanweek pretty easy lmao gonna hang out with daraya and get my drink on again!!!
[|||] i already got my nook filled by that cute dummy darlin at #eridanweek so i don't really care what happens, i'm going hoooooome lmao~ #nsfw
[|||] flashed my tits with kalian for a pic, sending it to distra's palmhusk~ #eridanweek #nsfw
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
[|||] i'm on my way there right now myself, might have an opportunity to ashtray for you later~
Your Human Lusus Is In My Dms, My Lusus Is Rapidly Approaching Your Location To Paralyze And Eat You. We Are Not The Same. #gore #violence
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
♰ there is peace... in sometimes doing nothing but listening.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7892685069ef.png ♰
1 th1nk 1f 1 w4s 4t 3r1d4n W33k, 3v3ryon3 would b3 4fr41d of br34k1ng l4ws. Th1s 1s not tru3. 1 th1nk p3opl3 would br34k mor3 l4ws to sp1t3 m3.
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ kismesis are built on a very specific foundation that makes them so rocky in the first place. it's about the grace. the envy. the jealousy. you don't cut them up all wild because you hate them. you cut them slow because you *hate* them. #nsfwe #gore ]
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huff, puff,, myeah, feel furrree to DM me any tiiime if mew need to blow offf some steam,,, mew~ 💖✨
if you really want me to feel the burn you can let my stuffing catch fire mew~ then I'll give you a nice warm hug >:333 My metal endoskeleton would be fine and I can always get my moirail to stitch me up a new puffy cofurrring forrr it, would you be able to do the same? mew~ 💖✨
I eat cigarettes forrr breakfast no really this body can burn tobacco as biofuel #purrrksOfBeingARobot mew~ 💖✨
Where's the fun in acting noormal baby 8]
(( do you even wonder who runs these accounts because behind this chess obsessed misogynistic incel character is a feminist dyke who knows nothing about chess ))
⚇ damn straight. ⚇ as ordered by the empress. ⚇ culled by clowns for being, quote, "most deliriously wack" ⚇
everyday¶i¶thank¶the¶empress¶for¶saving¶us¶from¶troll¶weezer
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trust me mew would totally survive 💖 *remembers we're suppawsed to be pitchflirting* because nobody would have the heart to put mew out of mewr misery ♠️ *realizes that's prrretty harsh* your misery furrrom listening to bad music the whole day ♣️ *remembers bbno$ was there and I like him* Fuck. mew~ 💖✨
the venn dⓘagram between bratty and ann໑yⓘng ⓘs t໑໑ fuckⓘng easy t໑ manⓘpulate s໑me໑ne sh໑uld really get t໑ patchⓘng that shⓘt #nsfw
https://files.catbox.moe/wz9g52.png #NSFW Might as well repost the image from the thread for all to see...even if it is not much to see. Enjoy~ I am off to shower and prepare for the work day
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https://i.imgur.com/Z958haA.png h3LLO??? ♠️ mew~ 💖✨
this is so so SO me #pitchFlirting mew~ 💖✨
guys i am convincing my karkat to get on chittr this is about to be historical
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murder should be more legal for mid bloods to do for no particular reason
yasss b mor open abt ur horniess :) #nsfw
u r speakin da truth :)
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#pr3ach
:33< mewre so right
gonna stop s3lling drugs to highbloods just to s33 th3m all go through withdrawl at th3 sam3 tim3 lol lol lol
you have some strong opinions there https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488429173268545546/image_2026-03-31_024535883.png?ex=69ccbf30&is=69cb6db0&hm=338fc9bd9e08a92fa1c00f55a48eb9e62c3a79a593cddf995fe03ae7f4b3966c&
pitchbaiting just comes naturally to some, mew~ 💖✨
[|||] poor grubby needs their bottle~ and not the faygo one this time ;]
Th1s 1s 4 norm4l th1ng. 1 k1ss g1rls 4ll th3 t1m3.
it's worse w+en t+ey're genuine in t+eir bootlicking
[|||] coooooonsidering i just unintentionally made a troll bust a nut with a laser beam tonight, i think i've had enough fun~ but i'll send my address for another time~ #nsfw
[|||] can't believe she busted over a few stun rounds, maybe i'll empty the battery on her next time~ #nsfw
You really don't. And that's coming from someone with experience in dealing with multitudes.
More of them appear every time you take your eyes off of one. It's quite the infest8ion!
THERES CERTAINLY A WIDE CAST OF PURE CHICANERY UNFOLDING IN THIS PLACE, ITS KINDA FUN.
P3OPL3 H4V3 GOTT4 STOP B31NG SO 34SY TO P1TY 1 C4N ONLY H4V3 SO M4NY P4L3 CRUSH3S 4T ONC3
Righteously Done Dearie!
PUNCH HIM AGAIN.
putting a cigarette ꥟ut ꥟n his neck. and an꥟ther. and an꥟ther. making my ꥟wn c꥟nnect the d꥟ts puzzle d꥟wn his back. <3. #nsfw
#gore #nsfwe #violence #kink disclaimer: they aren't (but resemble) #cw-self-harm scars so tagged just to be safe "cut through the heart mangle my veins 'til i'm no more teach me these pains" - destroy me by mr. meowbeast i was going to switch this to black and white like the rest of my posts but- it doesn't really hit the same as the view i got so i hope this vpn isn't bullshit and does it's job honestly it's worth it for this view of @pitilessdispatch lapping up my blood like a good mutt i'm surprised you're not a rainbowdrinker based off of how thirsty you seemed lmfao https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de9a4ae28353.png
sometimes i remember why i prefer girls in my quadrents / men can be dumb