

Ombell Deupat
@caliginousCalix
courier♤dic♤tor dedic♤ted to the fine ♤rt of delivering h♤te m♤il |♤| rustblood of negoti♤ble ♤ffection |♤| she/her |♤| ||Account will post nsfwe and violent content. Follow at your own discretion||
hi. it's me. bug. the sofa rater. 6/10 it compels me. but i don't like the number 7.

If I went to the masquerade would you dip me real low during our slow dance?
does anyone knovw vwhat an "angel shot" is? 8road ivwe 8een chatting up at the local vwatering hole keeps asking the 8artender for one and he hasnt givwen her a single drink. im starting to vwonder if the guy evwen wvorks here, or if this 8road is trying to order a drink that doesnt exist
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#holegamimg

i swe♤r i just s♤w someone drop into ♤ pitf♤ll tr♤p. #lifeinthefuckedupforest

A useful little guide for those of you still struggling with professional decorum. I appreciate your contributions to my mental landscape. You are an authority figure to me. Thank you for giving me purpose. May I borrow your grin for a legitimate business need. These are all perfectly reasonable things to say to one's employer, and I can think of absolutely no circumstances in which Human Resources would object. Today, I will be productive and on-task. I feel neutral to somewhat positive about my manager and team. I work well under stress. There. You are becoming employable already.

i wonder how many people here have powers unrelated to SBURB/SGRUB

I c★n't decide which fr★gr★nce I w★nt to we★r.....

Looking fur a girl fur my Dominatrix gig where you're my evil henchwomen and we torture other girls together...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

「tch... (; ̄ー ̄) megane has been called many nyasty things on the internetto, so. he is going to clarify! what you baka gaijins should call him...」 「meg ✗ (not megane's name)」 「chud ✗ (a cruel nickname used by megane-san's kirainahito to hurt his feelies)」 「neeiht ✗ (too formal, only megane's nakama calls him this)」 「megane-san ✓ (megane-san's preferred name for loose acquaintances)」 「megane ✓ (closer acquaintances can call him this too)」 「nee-chan ✓ (ahh, so kyutesy! (*´∇`)ノ this is the way his friends refer to him!)」 「okie, onegai, please keep this in mind when speaking to megane now. ( ̄ー ̄)b」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dummy! nakama means your comrade or friend.]








