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Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
sm1les, 1 need to do another torment nexus soon 1m gett1ng k1nda tw1tchy about 1t
Let's all ignoore that the huge chunk oof whatever is wroong with me is the same oone persoon's fault
Came too realizatioon i might be intoo gunplay it's all leading up too the pooint when yoou can't hurt me withoout making me hard in the proocess i'm goonna be truly invincible
someone's locked 1n th1s 1nd1go's h1ve and the 1nd1go actully l1stened to me and left a w1ndow open real w1de. sa1d hostage tr1ed to take a wholeass TV w1th 'em 1nstead of l1ke, a wallet. l1ke. come on!!!!!!! t1me 1s of the essence here
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Yesterlight Sylink m★de coffee jelly, ★nd now I get to re★p the rew★rds
(i dont really usually post with the consideration of every individual trolls specific issue in mind.) ~ * °
(if you don't log off right now you'll die. they put a disease on the website. i'm gonna stay behind to try and counter it but the rest of you gotta go. and leave your stuff too.) ~ * °
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★nyw★ys I will be bringing bottle rockets tomorrow, so if ★nyone w★nts to shoot them ★t e★ch other.....
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎IT'S WIZARD TIME MØTHERFUCKER! FIREBALL!!! https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/9b/af/9d/9baf9dcb5314b17aee928d56fc981865.jpg˚.⭒
eridan beam
I am not nearly on my 'wizard shit' as much as I should be.
I could attend the beach party for a while. The last time I properly went out would have been the Masquerade...
MASTERFUL. Pllease do poetry.
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
oh i dont wanna become anything im not i just want tentacles think drag and drop not copy and paste im good being dave
if my tentacles were my tentacles in that if i had tentacles shit would be so cash life would be on easy mode i would have that shit on lock like it would be over for all yall they would be shaped like a half completed gear the bevels the the teeth pieces that lock together and stuff and they would squish loudly around dumb fools necks for tryna step to me i would have their bitch asses snapped clean motherfucking in half call that a remix of your lifespan run a studio fade to black straight up cut content your life is lost media hahaha
QUITE HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHY WE LET HUMANS ON THIS WEBSITE. ITS A TROLL WEBSITE AND IF THEY CHOOSE TO BE CONSISTENTLY IGNORANT TO HOW WE WORK WHY THE FUCK DO THEY CHOOSE TO STAY HERE. DO THEY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
Take heart that you gave it an earnest session of work. I know that it is difficullt to be unablle to pursue passions due to physicall inabillity. It is nonethelless evidence of your depth of soull that you pushed through the discomfort whille you coulld.
SOOO TH3R3S TH1S C3RT41N SOM3ON3.. 4ND 1 W4NT H1M D34D BY OWN H4NDS #V1OL3NC3
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Bitches love me cause they know I'm the hottest wizard alive (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
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#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
Bankai.
remember.to.like.good.citizens.and.lowbloods.and.midbloods.but.not.highbloods.because.they.can.do.what.they.want.remember.to.ship.only.approved.ships.registered.with.the.quadrants.department.it.is.illegal.to.ship.without.a.shipping.license.that.is.not.about.quadrants.that.is.about.physical.shipping.of.heavy.goods.which.i.should.remind.others.is.illegal.to.do.without.a.license
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
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Sigh. Because of Woke.
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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation. (( #rosessketchbook ))
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Just get off my post.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
If any.o°ne and I mean any.o°ne is like "but what ab.o°ut b.o°ys" .o°r "but what ab.o°ut ya.o°i" .o°n this beautiful yuri day I h.o°pe f.o°r y.o°u a pain and suffering a th.o°usand suns every night is b.o°y night and ya.o°i night man time is all the time if y.o°u can't read a p.o°st with.o°ut g.o°ging "but what ab.o°u.o°t me" y.o°u are a child and weak
Potaterto...
Because Im Apparently Trading My Self-Respect For Peace Of Mind Tonight Like Or Reply To This Post And Ill Arbitrarily Decide Whether Or Not I Would Be Willing To Share A Quadrant With You
♯murder
> LAAAAAME. > oh well, can't knock you for just doing your job. > even if the most recent deliveries are just a bunch of bullshit just waiting for the dump. > commendable.
-=[ doonttforget blindboxesssand gachagames too x-) itts just rebrandedd gamblingg_☺]=-
h0rnyp0sting is n0t my true self. i will dedicate my existence t0 being weird in my m0re usual capacity. 0u0
> i don't like to bitch on a public forum about corpo-pushed product. i'm guilty of falling for it too, but not as of recent! > i've noticed a large influx of useless, landfill-slop BULLSHIT being pedaled to the masses through influencers that are just flat-out a paid to do it. > these stupid toys are useless!!! > you idiots will shake like you got parkinsons for them! especially you stupid humans! "luh-boo-boo"? it even SOUNDS like a bunch of fuckknuckle bullshit! > every one of these products pedaled by shills will just end up in your storage unit until years later you decide to go through your shit, only to promptly huck that fucker out in the trash. > tfw slop influencers are pedaling dumpster-slop (not even the good kind), and you npc's eat it all up and thank them for it! > nobody says a single thing about it! have fun with your media mandated garbage that you all will froth out the mouth and drop into a seizure for it all because you saw your favorite poster overreact like a dumbass (that they're also paid to do). > tfw society is brainwashed into wasting their money. > mfw it's so obvious but these masses either don't give a whackwithering fuck. > sorry, but not sorry for this rant. > WAKE. UP. > pic related (i did not even try for this one) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cad1818789e.png
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
Re★ch he★ven through violence.
>> The way ડome of y'a11 reડpond to theડe Caડte Chaડerડ worr¡eડ me a 1¡tt1e, And that ¡ડ REA11Y ડay¡ng ડometh¡ng com¡ng from me, far be ¡t from me to k¡nkડhame on here. But rea11y? Y'a11, come on.. ¡f you enjoy the power p1ay and the dynam¡cડ, ડure, have fun w¡th ¡t, but at 1eaડt get w¡th ડomeone who doeડn't ACTUA11Y v¡ew you aડ hemo-fodder. #nડfw #nડfwe #caડte¡ડm #1owb1oodડ
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I get it. It's hard out here for us #Girlbosses. - MC Oleana
Start tagging all your posts #Girlboss. - MC Oleana
FEAST THINE GANDER8UL8S !! !! !! #MYPACKAGE https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/trolloui.png
#truthimpact #truthsplosion #doubletruthreacharound
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
:> They m^ke it re^lly e^sy. It’s like ^ puppy chewing on your shoe th^t w^nts ^ttention. <:
:> “I’m so evil, I’ll post on Chittr ^bout how evil I ^m ^nd how I’m going to kill you ^ll.” You re^lize th^t’s ^m^teur hours, right? No? S^d. You ^re ^ c^rtoon to me. I could buy your pl^stic figurine from ^ Doll^r Hive. <:
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
[ The sound of a tiny marble rolling across a flat surface prompts you to look up from the screen. A twinkle of gold shimmers in the air, stardust falling onto what seems to be... a single shining pearl. A rainbow of colors reflect upon its surface, but upon closer inspection, something deeper hides in its image: the echo of a dream, and the mysterious silhouette of a familiar stranger. ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f61ae85c78f.png
Be The Change You Want To See In The World. Kill Someone In Cold Blood. #gore #violence #positive
if mr prez bets away the gray house im gonna have a duel by noonlight with vp lalonde over which girlboss gets the launch codes before whoever won the house in the bet gets there
hey no biggie! it's all good. an yeah football's probably the most violent thing we got goin this day an age. i guess if you count boxing and mma? idk what the injury per capita is like for those compared to football.
It is an impulse i 0ften experience
thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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▲wait what the fuck why did troll bruno mars pity my chit about smoking▼ ▲dont you have better things to do like make the most forgettable music known to trollkind?▼
▲I swear I gotta work overtime just to make sure wanshi doesnt get access to ao3 and look up solider purrbeast fanfictions▼ ▲much as I hate that brat im not gonna let her go down that path▼
im naut pressin none of your magic 'unquirk to sea my quirk' quirks i dont work for you. im naut yo clown
hEllO All, I Am OncE AgAIn dOIng tArOt rEAdIngs fOr chIttr, thInk Of It As A wAy Of cElEbrAtIng my rEtUrn, hOpEfUlly thAt Isn't A bIt EgOtIstIcAl Of mE hAhA Ask mE bElOw If yOU hAvE A qUEstIOn tO Ask thE cArds, Or If yOU wAnt A gEnErAl rEAdIng! #tArOt
The thing about business pitches is that they come with a much higher mortality rate than other types of blackrom. #Business #RelationshipAdvice - MC Oleana
And Are We, The Writhing Masses, Meant To Solve This For You? Use The Time You Spent Penning This Message To Find A Hobby. Perhaps Painting, Or Torture. Anything But The Churning Of Drivel.............
In Some Corners Of The Empire, It Is Considered A Sort Of Digital Public Display Of Affection To Adopt Elements Of Your Quadrantmate's Quirk Into Your Own Style. I Find It Tooth-achingly Disgusting.............
makesyou a hot drink with.three tablespoon of sugar in.this mug https://files.catbox.moe/rsvg5a.jpeg
If I've ever started a conversation with someone that isn't you in your replies, my bad champ. I love a captive audience.
goregle how do 1 get a dead ghost guy to make me a shovel weapon that WONT float away 1n a com1cal fash1on
It is a not all too uncommon folly for many inexperienced (or deeplly unserious) warriors to not take thorough and carefull care of their instruments of choice. I cannot even recall how many times I had to give a harsh dressing down to solldiers under my command for not properlly oilling and clleaning their bllades or other such weapons. Metalls and allows need pollishing. Wood needs oill, and occasionall sanding. Failling to maintain your instrument is not onlly endangering yoursellf, but those who come to relly on you when danger encroaches upon thee. I have a rotation of approximatelly Seventy bllades for my own personall use, and I pollish every singlle one without faill at lleast once a week. I reallize that as a dedicated blladesman this is extreme, but that shoulld onlly further impress how simplle the practice is when one onlly has a singlle, perhaps two weapons in regullar use. Do not fall victim to sllack and slloth. Pollish your bllades, dailly. #truewarrioradvice #BlladePollishing #DueDilligence
i do not ♯care for this ♯jerma
// i'm sorry for keeping up with political posts on this homestuck rp site i just wanted to say that I'm so fucking tired of seeing everyone generally positive attitude towards russia and it's culture like it genuinely makes me frustrated as someone who can fucking die like any other day thanks to this country
I don't know who this JeRxma peRxson is but he looks fucked up and in need of some kind of medical attention. ᝰ
Footlong Grubloaf With Southwest Chipotle
Precisely hatred and rivalry is s.o° key t.o° the being
concept: your eyes widen as their pace becomes frantic trying to push themself over the edge "are you ready to be a single mother?" they snarl (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, breeding kink, #rankworks, no protection, still working on the breeding fic but i like this quote, humans!, humansona, pitchslop, blackrom coded, i learned so much in breeding class the other night, i love humans, archive rating: M)
After some shorte debating, I've decided I wille absolutely take up #NSFW commissions. If anyone is interestede in something so tasteful and exciting from yours truly, I'll cooke something up.
you can contact. beetle directly. on the internet.
Good music, good producers. M ssive tt ck is 10/10.
inconclusivve but i can appreciate the pitchsloppy prose keep that up
he says "maow" which translates roughly to "salmon all the way". hes very spoiled.
It is times llike this that make you want to start a second rebellion all over again. But it is not my Allternia, and not my llifetime.
fight beam
•●•boys wɛæring lipstick should bɛ much morɛ normæl... #lipstick #blæck #bɛæuty #boys•●•
Recommend Me Some Plays Of The Modern Era. I Have Not Bothered To Watch Any Of The Theatre In The Last Couple Dozen Sweeps.............
It Is Quite Simple, In Comparison To Real World Architecture.............
I Built This............. https://i.redd.it/m3652ubr3ah41.jpg.............
I Quite Enjoy This " Minecraft " Game.............
You Cannot Rely On Anyone To Walk With You Forever. Only Your Shadow Follows You From Hatching To Death.............
Wretched empresses are a dime a dozen, it seems.