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new pfp moment
[YOU'RE A$KING FOR TOO MU#H HERE]
࣪⊹₊˚{ i literally didnt know.... }TᯅT{ i didnt know that they were keeping AIR FRYERS from you loachly commoners. likeeee! you guys are L+ DWELLERSSSS }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + where else would you use something as barbaric as an AIRRRR FRYER };ᯅ;{ WHO DID THIS TO YOU EVENNNN???? WHO IS KEEPING THE L+LUBBERS FROM THEIR PEASANT TOOLSSSS???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i hate you. sleep well or whatever
I'm sad I will have to miss this~.
Your name is Madeth Astrae and you are 15 sweeps old. You live with your red panda lusus in a corporate provided hivestem. Officially you are a scarealegal working for a large law firm; however thanks to your ancestor's rampant gambling addiction you've inherited an extreme generational debt. If anything you're more of an indentured servant, contracted to perform for the firm until said debt is repaid. You love your job! Vreidi and Vessek is a fantastic firm and they have been exceedingly kind to you! They offer a variety of perks, competitive pay rates, and a fantastic work-life balance! (You often work 16 hour nights, sometimes sleep at your desk, and your direct superior seems to think your name is Mimi?) Unfortunately gambling addiction seems to be hereditary: your primary hobby is a rhythm gacha game. You've also been known to play at work, once resulting in your being cuffed to your desk. At heart you're a nice guy, but god you are so tired. After six sweeps of this job you think you are losing your mind. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c31c6d25e5bb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b101c652982c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb93f858ed76.png
[NOW #HITTR I KNOW THE$E TRYING TIME$ #AN BE TOUGH AND DULL BUT DON'T WORRY THE #$PARKLE OF MY #NUDE BODY MAY OR MAY NOT BRING THAT TWINKLE BA#K TO YOUR EYE$ GRA#E WA$ THE NAME OF THE HOLY LIGHT THAT BLE$$ED ME WITH THI$ BEAUTIFUL BODY AND FA#E AND NOW IT I$ MY TIME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU ALL WITH IT TOO. FEA$T IN THE $IGHT OF MY HEAVENLY BODY, NO OTHER QUITE LIKE IT. BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOU$, WELL KEPT, EVERYTHING A MAN #OULD WI$H FOR AND MORE. DON'T BE JEALOU$ BE#AU$E YOU DON'T GET TO TA$TE IT, BE GRATEFUL I'M GRANTING YOU THE #HAN#E TO LOOK AT IT FULLY UN#OVERED AND #ANDE$#ENT IN THE LIGHT OF WHI#H THI$ MAGNIFI#ENT PI#TURE WA$ DONE IN. #HEER$! ]
- https://i.ibb.co/xS2Q5r9f/immage.png
[ILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND GET PREGNANT TO IN#ITE $OMETHING PEOPLE #AN $HIFT THEIR ATTENTION TO @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN @#ULINARYLOVER LET$ GET TO WORK GENTLEMEN! ]
THE ONLY HOOK. I PLAN TO SHOVE IN YOUR GILLS. AND DRAG YOU AROUND BY. IS MY TONGUE. OR MY PRONGS. OR SOMETHING ELSE. IF YOU'RE A REAL. SIZE EMPRESS. #SUGGESTIVE.
YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK. I LOOK LIKE THIS. IF YOU EVEN CARE. #SHARKBAIT.
HHHHOHMYGOD. YES. YES. WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOUR WETNESS. PLEASE KEEP JUDGING ME. I'M ALMOST THERE.
[#HEALED #HEALING ]
[I TOLD YOU GUY$ I'D BE #UNT A$ FU#K ]
[$OMETIME$ I'M $#ROLLING ON THE DA$H AND I $EE MY FAVORITE BIT#HY HOOK ↑ BEING MEAN IN PEOPLE$ REPLIE$ LOL #$TOPIT #YOUKNOWHOYOUARE ]
dont get it twisted everyone it is me who wins i am The winner of all time
￣\ you just gotta workshop it a bit dw /￣
I have seen this weapon. Impracticall and foollish in the extreme.
｢MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω･*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]
anyway i totally missed day monday hashtag fer dis but i dont even care anymore look how kyute i am 8888)
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
࣪⊹₊˚{ um! ahahahaha, hehe, dont be a flatter flounder! }@7@{ my ancestor wrote this!!!! }/u\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ive like, never actually written poetry }.3.{ i just post it on grumblr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(( #ritchydoodle #prince https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/th1ef.png
❤️█ ░ a tiny cart00n aura 0f palpable terr0r seems t0 erupt ar0und the small little pathetic prawn girl as she p0uts s0 hard it c0uld qualify as the starting c0nditi0ns f0r a natural disaster. she is sweaty. each 0f her tiny little bendy legs struggles t0 carry her b00ks as she swishes and stumbles thr0ugh the water...0nly t0 dr0p them at y0ur w0rds...each 0f y0ur r0bust tentacular arms gives her pause... ▒ ▓💔 ♠️█ ░ "y-y0ur parl0r??! sensei...d0 n0t j0ke. there are h0t, busty, minimal age difference hiver00m screechers y0u w0uldn't invite there...d0n't play games with my head...y0u kn0w a simple prawn like me w0uldn't kn0w any better!!!" ▒ ▓♠️
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New idea! A spinoff of Sick Nasty Sunday but the objective is to have the worst sex possible! #SadSexSaturday? LMK if you think of a better name LOL #nsfw⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg. LOOOOK what they just finished hanging in my minis parlor.... four the AMBIENCEEEE }*7*{ }*7*{ <3 <3 <3 <3 #gillblogger #cullquette #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Your name is VIXTRA PAXON, and you HATE YOUR BLOOD COLOR. You do not feel you should of been wriggled Olive- but Fuchsia, to the point you have made yourself an ORIGINAL CHARACTER that IS A FUCHSIABLOOD, NAMED VAQUTA through one of your money ROLEPLAY ESCAPADES. She is essentially your SELF INSERT, her backstory taking a PAGE from the traumatic life you have lead. All of your OC's tend to be- but writing her has allowed you to cope with the MANY INSTANCES OF ABUSE YOU HAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH. You are in a stable moirillegance with a troll named TEVSIE, who often has STRINGS OF DELUSION similar to what you experience. You are often VERY ANXIOUS and suffer from DEPRESSIVE EPISODES, and beat yourself up too much when you mess up a social interaction. You have a variety of interests, including cosplay, weightlifting, reading manga, playing video games, and voice acting. You would love nothing more than to be a successful voice actress, but do not have the connections or monetary means to rise the ranks, despite you being fairly good at acting. You have a knack for bringing comfort to others, and you are a highly approachable person. MANY TROLLS often take advantage of this, because of your kindness, and your will to assist others. You often attract the WRONG TYPES OF PEOPLE, who often only know how to take, rather than to give back to you. They are usually very annoying, and expect YOU to teach them how to socialize properly. You are often stuck in situations you feel you cannot leave, because you feel like nobody else will help out these trolls and you are all they have. They have convinced you of exactly this, actually! You have a growing interest in PAGANISM, and you are an experienced tarot reader who provides her friends with heartfelt readings on their every whim. As much as you would like to defy your destiny, you know you are too entwined with your fate to avoid it. You know one day, you will take up the mantle of your ANCESTOR, THE CARETAKER- who raised a multitude of trolls in ancient times to aid them with their disabilities. You run a SMALL MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY, and have an approved license for trauma informed care. Throughout your day, you work with many trolls who have a wide variety of disabilities, attempting to teach them to learn and communicate their needs, and to help avoid DRONES. You put a lot of your HEART into your work, even if you are more often than not harmed in the process of your teachings. In your free time, you love to play HORROR GAMES and watch HORROR MOVIES. You truthfully love anything related to the more terrifying aspects of life, and have always found a vast comfort in it, even though you would never be able to actually hurt anyone. Your biggest dream is to settle into a matespirtship with a violetblood who could acknowledge you as the Princess you KNOW YOU ARE IN YOUR PUSHER. https://i.imgur.com/VToCvdR.png https://i.imgur.com/tLSDfOM.png (art by @autoclicker mwah)
Embarrassing for you, big dog.
Am I suppawsed to recognize your name? I fear that the name "Aphose" does not ring any bells. Though I'm admittedly a little more avant garde and interested in the more bespoke side of pop culture.