@handMaid — #alternianfood
STUCK A PRONG IN THE TOXIC WASTE POOL THAT IS #EARTHC. TO DELIVER WORKPLACE VIOLENCE TRAINING. AND #HANDMAIDRESOURCES STRATEGIES. TO @caligulasAquarium'S MULTISPECIES FLOCK OF UNDERLINGS. AND I'M COMPELLED TO ASK. HAS WOKE GONE TOO FAR. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. HONEY MUSTARD ROASTED CRICKETS. THEY'RE MARKETING #ALTERNIANFOOD TO MAMMALS NOW. AND EVERYTHING IS A DORITO. THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN BEFORUS. IT MAKES ME SICK.
I AM ONCE AGAIN THROWING HIVECOOKED BAIT INTO THE DIGITAL WATER. FOR THE SHARKS TO CIRCLE. THIS MIGHT BE THE HARDEST FATAL JIGSAW CHOICE I HAVE PRESENTED YET. I'M ELIMINATING MAGGOT MIX. BECAUSE IT IS JUST CANDIED LARVAE MADE WORSE. AND SALTY. #CANDY #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
WE SAW THE INVITE (2026). AND WE EXPECT ROYALTIES. FOR THE VERBATIM JACKING OF OUR SWAG. #MOVIEMAID. #THEWITCHGUIDESTHEBARDSTASTEINFILM. #AND #ALTERNIANFOOD.
DUE TO STUNNING CRITICAL RESPONSE. YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. COME GET YOUR SLOP. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS. ONCE AGAIN. SHRIMP. #WADERBAIT #SHARKBAIT #RAGEBAIT #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
I MISS FIGHTING ON THE TIMELINE. DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT ON THE TIMELINE ANYMORE. BY THE WAY. SHRIMP IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER. #ALTERNIANFOOD #RAGEBAIT #YUM
FEEDING MY STARVED AND WITHERED CULLBABY @caligulaAscendit. GOOD OLD FASHIONED. DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS. DRIED GRUBS. SO HE GROWS BIG AND STRONG. LIKE @commandingAuthority. GANBATTE ERICHAN. IT’S #BEFORANCULLING OR #TROLLGROWTHHORMONE.
