@handMaid ā #slaycation
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. šØšļø: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
DID IT OCCUR. TO WHOEVER HELPED THEMSELVES. TO THE MYSTERY UNLABELED GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. CONCEALED WITHIN MY BAG. THAT PERHAPS. THEY WERE NOT ORDINARY GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. NECESSITATING THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING. TO FOOL THE SEEDFLAP-BREATHING MORONS AT BORDER CONTROL. THE #THIEF MAY MAKE THEMSELVES KNOWN BELOW. @aeneasCaldarium @genetrixAdvocate @carmineGnosiology. #BAKA #INSTANTKARMA. #SLAYCATION.
