@handMaid — #substance
DID IT OCCUR. TO WHOEVER HELPED THEMSELVES. TO THE MYSTERY UNLABELED GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. CONCEALED WITHIN MY BAG. THAT PERHAPS. THEY WERE NOT ORDINARY GUMMY GROWLBEASTS. NECESSITATING THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR ORIGINAL PACKAGING. TO FOOL THE SEEDFLAP-BREATHING MORONS AT BORDER CONTROL. THE #THIEF MAY MAKE THEMSELVES KNOWN BELOW. @aeneasCaldarium @genetrixAdvocate @carmineGnosiology. #BAKA #INSTANTKARMA. #SLAYCATION.
RED ALERT. THE BITCHES HAVE BREACHED #BOYSNIGHT. #SUBSTANCE. @arachnesGossamer @cuttlefishCabbalist @cthonicAspirations @caligulasAquarium @twinArmaggetfucked @centaursTurmoil @emptyEyes @veritysGleam
CHITTR HANDLE: @chillerAficionado YOUR MESSAGE: I was just wondering if you had any hobbies outside of the Felt business? Or is it a sort of, I'm doing it all the time forever and ever situation? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: ANOTHER EMPLOYED TROLL. MANY HAPPY RETURNS. TO YOU AND YOUR COWORKERS. OR STAFF. OR CAPTIVES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I don't want anyone carnally, but I do find you aesthetically pleasing. I HAVE MANY HOBBIES. #KILLING. #VIOLENCE. #TIMETRAVEL. #MEANINGLESSEX. #MEANINGLESSDANCING. #MEANINGLESSHEISTS. I LIKE GOING TO ANCIENT ALTERNIA. TO SEE THEM THROW TROLLS IN THE STRIPEBEAST P...Read more
CHITTR HANDLE: @taciturnTerror YOUR MESSAGE: :o) What are today's lucky numbers? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: NO. YOU HAVE A JOB. PERHAPS MORE THAN ONE. IF WE COUNT DRUG DEALER. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. HI KURLOZ. TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 0. 1. 3. 4. 69, AND 420.
“WELL. IT’S FINE. BECAUSE I’M A #WHORE. AND I SLEEP WITH GUYS. JUST FOR FUN AND #DRUGS. BUT SOMETIMES I STAY INSIDE. AND WONDER WHY. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.” —REALEST BITCH. IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE CLURCH. TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. #NOWPLAYING. #VAGUECHITT. #SHRAPNELCHITT. #STRIKINGMANYTARGETS.
"MONEY. #DRUGS. CHAINS ON MY CHEST. THAT VINTAGE CELINE. DIAMOND GRILLS. CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. SWAGGER. I #BLEED. I WANT #SEX. #MONEY. #BITCHES. AND THE STICKIEST #WEED. I WANT A CIGARETTE." — ESTEEMED #CLOWN PROPHET. TROLL SLAYYYTER. #CHURCH #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS #NOWPLAYING.
