@handMaid — #substance
CHITTR HANDLE: @chillerAficionado YOUR MESSAGE: I was just wondering if you had any hobbies outside of the Felt business? Or is it a sort of, I'm doing it all the time forever and ever situation? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: ANOTHER EMPLOYED TROLL. MANY HAPPY RETURNS. TO YOU AND YOUR COWORKERS. OR STAFF. OR CAPTIVES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I don't want anyone carnally, but I do find you aesthetically pleasing. I HAVE MANY HOBBIES. #KILLING. #VIOLENCE. #TIMETRAVEL. #MEANINGLESSEX. #MEANINGLESSDANCING. #MEANINGLESSHEISTS. I LIKE GOING TO ANCIENT ALTERNIA. TO SEE THEM THROW TROLLS IN THE STRIPEBEAST P...Read more
CHITTR HANDLE: @taciturnTerror YOUR MESSAGE: :o) What are today's lucky numbers? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: NO. YOU HAVE A JOB. PERHAPS MORE THAN ONE. IF WE COUNT DRUG DEALER. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. HI KURLOZ. TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 0. 1. 3. 4. 69, AND 420.
“WELL. IT’S FINE. BECAUSE I’M A #WHORE. AND I SLEEP WITH GUYS. JUST FOR FUN AND #DRUGS. BUT SOMETIMES I STAY INSIDE. AND WONDER WHY. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.” —REALEST BITCH. IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE CLURCH. TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. #NOWPLAYING. #VAGUECHITT. #SHRAPNELCHITT. #STRIKINGMANYTARGETS.
"MONEY. #DRUGS. CHAINS ON MY CHEST. THAT VINTAGE CELINE. DIAMOND GRILLS. CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES. SWAGGER. I #BLEED. I WANT #SEX. #MONEY. #BITCHES. AND THE STICKIEST #WEED. I WANT A CIGARETTE." — ESTEEMED #CLOWN PROPHET. TROLL SLAYYYTER. #CHURCH #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS #NOWPLAYING.
