CHITTR HANDLE: @chillerAficionado YOUR MESSAGE: I was just wondering if you had any hobbies outside of the Felt business? Or is it a sort of, I'm doing it all the time forever and ever situation? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: ANOTHER EMPLOYED TROLL. MANY HAPPY RETURNS. TO YOU AND YOUR COWORKERS. OR STAFF. OR CAPTIVES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I don't want anyone carnally, but I do find you aesthetically pleasing. I HAVE MANY HOBBIES. #KILLING. #VIOLENCE. #TIMETRAVEL. #MEANINGLESSEX. #MEANINGLESSDANCING. #MEANINGLESSHEISTS. I LIKE GOING TO ANCIENT ALTERNIA. TO SEE THEM THROW TROLLS IN THE STRIPEBEAST PIT. YOU CAN'T FIND ANYTHING LIKE IT ANYMORE. I LIKE GOING TO THE FAR FUTURE. BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS DIFFERENT. OR THE END OF TIME. WHICH IS ALWAYS QUIET. I LIKE CLOWN RAVES. THERE IS ALMOST NO #SUBSTANCE I WON'T DO FOR FUN. I LIKE WATCHING TROLLS CRY. AND THOSE VIDEOS OF EXPENSIVE DOLLS WITH A HUNDRED LITTLE JOINTS GETTING TAKEN APART AND REPAIRED. AND PUZZLES.

