DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
CAUTION ⚠️ WET FLOOR ‼️
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/D4J6R18R/IMAGE.PNG FOR MY FELLOW. BOOKED AND BUSY. AND EXPENSIVE. AND HIGHLY DESIRED. #BOSSBABES. THIS IS THE KIND OF SITUATION. WHERE YOU THROW YOUR PALMHUSK IN THE OCEAN. AND GET A NEW ONE.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DFYM6SD7/IMAGE.PNG WHAT I'M LEARNING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. IS THAT YOU ALL REALLY LIKE THE #WORKPOSTING. AND I SHOULD DO IT MORE.
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A GUTTEЯRBLOOD GAVO_E DOI_G SOMETHI_G WITH THEIЯR MEA_I_GLESS LIFE. :oX
HOLD ON. I HAVE TO LOOK SOMETHING UP. EDIT: POINTS FOR INVENTING A NEW SLUR. I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE. CREATIVE #HEMOISM. YOU HAVE THE FLEETING AND FICKLE BENEDICTION OF THE DEMONESS. FOR NOW. HEE HEE. HAA HAA.
YOU NEVER CLOCK OUT EITHER. DO YOU. YOU STRANGE LITTLE THING. I SENSE WE ARE ALIKE. IN THAT REGARD.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
YOU HAVE THE DUBIOUS HONOR. OF BEING THE LEAST BAD. @SCRATCHDOCTOR PRINT THAT OUT. AND PUT IT ON THE DOOR OF THE STUDY. WITH YOUR FUCK ASS FAR SIDE COMICS.
I, of course, know the purpose of the bovine equipment.
LISTEN. STUPID. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE. BETWEEN GOING INSTANTLY. IN A PUFF OF MIST. AND GETTING CHEWED APART. BY STARVING RATS. IF YOU WERE SMART. YOU'D TAKE THE MIST EVERY TIME. THAT IS THE POSITION I'M IN. WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN WARRING KYUBALLS. AND BECAUSE I'M SMART. AND FRANKLY. UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE STUCK IN HIS TIMELINE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO PICK THE LOSING SIDE. SO DON'T COME AT ME. FROM YOUR HIGH HORSE. FOR TAKING A JOB AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. UNLESS YOU'RE READY. TO TAKE THE HEAT. OF THE GREEN SUN.
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
MAKING #MONEYMOVES. FROM ONE CORNER OF MY PRISON CELL. TO THE OTHER. TRULY. YOUR WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
EAT THE DICE WHEN THEY AIN'T LOOKING. can't lose if you can't play. THEN WHEN THEY LOOK. you move that shit back ninja speed on the top number. IF THEY STEP TO YOU. grab them by the hair and make them snap like a mother fucking walnut. #GAMEWINNINGSTRATS #NSFW #VIOLENCE
see @handMaid they scared now. NOW YOU GONNA WIN EASY.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
"I MISSED #GIRLSNIGHT." WORDS I WILL SOON HAVE NEVER SAID. RETROACTIVELY. BECAUSE I #NEVERMISS. #TIME ITSELF IS MY #BITCH. BRACE YOURSELF. RANDOM ALTERNIAN CHICKS. FOR THE EMISSARY OF CHAOS. TO DESCEND UPON YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL EVENT. THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.
yAY, gO #gIRLSnIGHT, fOREVER,
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... IS THAT THE H+MAID, THE ENDLESS HARBINGER OF CHAOS? }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GIRLYGRUUUUB! I LITERALLY STAN YOU SO FUCKING HARD, I COULD TEAR INTO SOME USELESS CERULEAN WAGEY RN! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #squeeing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/PJBFWRMM/BITCHES.PNG @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DISCLOSE. TO THE #GENERAL OF THE #DIRKJAKE #ARMY. PERHAPS. COMPROMISING INFORMATION. THAT WOULD IMPACT OUR STRATEGIC POSITION. IN THE #WAR AGAINST @ARCHIVEADDICT. AND HER FORCES OF #JAKEDIRK.
This rare lapse in your unwavering confidence in me, in us, truly cuts through the toned and layered muscle and right to the heart. Can a man not like a post that speaks on the truth without it being read as a tacit admission of guilt? As my most loyal soldier in the war, I feel honor-bound to boost your numbers regardless of content.
GOOD ANSWER. CARRY ON. YOUR ALPHA STATUS REMAINS UNTARNISHED. GOMEN FOR JUMPING THE GUN. I HAVE A LOT ON THE LINE HERE. I DO NOT BEEF WITH ARACHAN FOR "NO GOOD REASON."
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
tO BE FAIR, i'M NOT THERE YET BUT, tHAT'S A FUTURE THING TO PREVENT, a TIME PARADOX i THINK,
MY RECHITTS ARE TURNING INTO AN ERIDAN FANPAGE. BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. IF HE'S POSTING NONSTOP BANGERS.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4GG2XLS/IMG-5258.GIF CHOTTO MATTE. GOING BACK IN TIME. TO PULL TROLL TRENT REZNOR. BACK WHEN HE LOOKED LIKE THIS. #MOSTCRITICALMISSIONOFMYENTIRELIFE #NSFW?
i think she ought to havve surgery done to further uncomplicate direct communication betwween her wwretched think pan and our collectivve online experience here on chittr.ing
DID YOU MAYBE FORGET. THAT I DON'T FUCKING WORK FOR YOU. AS EVIDENCED BY THE BEAUTIFUL BALLS IN MY DISPLAY NAME. THAT YOU ARE SORELY LACKING. RUN ALONG AND PLAY. DON'T YOU HAVE UNDERPERFORMING MES TO MICROMANAGE. THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALPHAS. OF TIMELINE. POWER LEVEL. AND REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY ALIKE.
it seems you believve im wworried about the desires of a glorified table stickball themed fuckin larvval sac thats inferior evven to the OTHER glorified table stickball themed larvval sac wwhich wwe all wwatched get loww diffed not so long ago so many layers a wweakslime here man
I HAVE ABSOLuTELY NO PROBLEMS. WITH HER WHORING. IF ANYTHING. IT BETTER CuLTIVATES THE RuINOuS WAKE. OF A FuTuRE I HAVE PROPHECIED. BY MY OWN BITCHING CLAW HANDS. WHICH CLEAVE THROuGH THE FABRIC. OF SPACE TIME. DISCONTINuuM. IN FAVOR. OF A PARADOXICAL ASSWHOOPING. SO HARD. A GRANDFATHER WOuLD FEEL THE BOOTSTRAPS. BEFORE HE IS EVEN BORN. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. @handMaid TINY MINISKIRTS. AND MEGA SKIRTS OF PROFESSIONAL COuRTESY. AND TROLLIAN DECENCY. SHOuLD ABSOLuTELY BE EXPECTED. ESPECIALLY FOR MY OWN. PERSONAL. AMuSEMENT. YOu SICK. TWISTED. uNPERVERT.
INSTANT BITCHMADE NOODLES. SIXTY SECONDS OR LESS. THIS IS WHY YOuR SERVICE. REMAINS ACCEPTABLY EXCEPTIONAL. HOST AS YOu ARE. EVEN TO COMPLAINT.
I am proud to serve. I am your excellent host forever and always. Until my death.
I LOVE #MASSLAYOFFS. IT'S LIKE #BATTLEROYALE AT #WORK.
For the ones that guy fired, like 1, 2 and etc, can I have their hats?
I WISH I. TOO. COULD GET IN EMBARRASSING SLAPFIGHTS WITH MY ALTERNATES ON THE TIMELINE. UNFORTUNATELY. WE ARE ALL TOO EMPLOYED. BEAUTIFUL. CORRECT. AND UNITED IN PURPOSE. TO EVER DISAGREE. MUCH LESS TO DO SO BEFORE AN AUDIENCE. NO. ALL THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO MYSELF IN PUBLIC. WOULD BE VASTLY MORE DIGNIFIED. AND INTERESTING TO WATCH. #USEYOURIMAGINATION #HEEHEE #NSFW
yOU AND YOUR OTHER YOUS, aRE ALL PRETTY COOL! aLSO HERE, iT HAS BEEN A BIT, HTTPS://YOUTUBE.COM/SHORTS/7e1L5UTCIfO?SI=doA9hiKjmkaTmH7P
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. THE WIGGLER HAS NO IDEA. THE RAW POWER HE CONTENDS WITH. WHICH NO MEASLY FENCE. CAN HOPE TO PROTECT HIM FROM. UNLIKE THE SHEEP LUSUS. HE HAS NOT EVOLVED TO DO BATTLE WITH HIS SKULL. AND YET. THE LUSUS DEMONSTRATES THE PATIENCE AND MERCY. OF A SAINT. INSTEAD TEACHING THE WIGGLER STOMP ATTACKS. LIFE AND DEATH. VIOLENCE AND PEACE. ONE CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT THE OTHER. EVEN IN YIN. THERE IS YANG.
@CALIGULASAQUARIUM KEEPS DOING SPINNING SLASH IN CROWDS OF ENEMIES. SAYING "I'M LITERALLY DARTH MAUL." WHAT COULD HE MEAN BY THIS.
“YOUR FANS CALL YOU MOTHER. BUT BITCH. MY FANS CALL ME MAMA.” -TROLL AYESHA EROTICA. HAPPY #LUSUSDAY. TO THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING (MOSTLY). THE MURDER MACHINE. THE IRON FIST. INSIDE THE LEATHER GLOVE. THE ENFORCER. OF ULTIMATE FUCKING LAW. THE MAN ON THE MOON. THE INIMITABLE. SHADOW LEADER. THAT EVEN DEMONS KNEEL TO. YOU ARE LIKE A MILF THAT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU ARE LIKE A MOTHER TO ME. @NUMBERSEVEN
You have a way with words, Maid. Usually a vile one. But... You've been almost tolerable all your miserable life, which is more than I could say about the rest of these maroons.
WILL WE EVER EVOLVE PAST POSTING THE OBVIOUS. “THE LONELY ARISTOCRAT IS DESPERATELY CHASING VESTIGIAL TAIL.” “THE PLUCKY GUTTERBLOOD WITH A HEART OF GOLD IS IN DANGER.” “DAMARA IS BEING RUDE.” NONE OF THIS IS NEWS!!!! CUTTING TOOL FOUND IN NUTRITIONBLOCK! SHOULD WE THROW A PARTY. SHOULD WE INVITE DOC SCRATCH.
[⚙︎ The average person has a bit more investment in the day to day goings on on @|ternia than you I guess. ⚙︎]
or hear me out wwe throww a party but scratch is not invvited and i generate a barrier around the premises so he cant zap in
WHAT IS YOUR PITCH. FRAME MILFSTRESS. “LEAVE THAT MAN. I WILL TREAT YOU JUST AS BADLY?” TEMPTING. BUT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DECLINE. AS I AM VERY ATTACHED TO THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL BALLS RESTING BELOW MY DISPLAY NAME.
I’M HIGHLY FUCKING INVESTED. YOU STUPID BITCH. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR CHUTE. AND USE IT TO READ A BOOK. OR LOOK AT A MURAL. AT YOUR LOCAL CLOWN CHURCH. HOW ABOUT SOME APPRECIATION. HYPE. AND FRENZIED SCREAMING. FOR THE DEMONESS OF ANCIENT LEGEND.
[⚙︎ @hhh that's you. @ight gonna go back to keeping my head down now before my genera| |oca|ity gets razed to the ground either persona||y or due to greater historica| factors beyond my contro|. ⚙︎]
That wasn’t a job offer, darling. No version of you has ever been my charge or the Emissary to my lady, and I don’t intend to take up extra responsibility just to get one over on my obviously inferior other selves.
i THINK, aNY EXCUSE FOR A PARTY IS A GOOD ONE, tHOUGH i COULD DO WITHOUT THE WHITE GUY, bUT OTHERWISE IT'D BE FUN! tHIS IS THE LAST NIGHT i THINK, mY PERDIDOS LEFTOVERS WILL BE GOOD FOR, i THINK,
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/LDF45TJQ/LOTUS.GIF I UNDERSTAND MALENIA. SHE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE A #LOTUS. AND EVERYONE WAS VERY INTENT. ON DISTURBING HER TRANQUIL POND.
I connect with her deeplly. #llotus
i wwas ready to burn that foul tree and scatter its rotten ashes to the cold briny deep after i finally got done wwith her howwevver #wwould
I first-tried her hitless, naked, with my bare hands. Have you tried getting good?
NOBODY CARES WHEN YOU ARE GOOD AT IT!!!! YOU DON'T COUNT!!!! YOU ARE A CAR.
#NEVERBACKDOWN #NEVERSURRENDER #NEVERADMITFAULT #NEVERADMITDEFEAT #NEVERSTOPBEATINGYOURHEADAGAINSTTHATWALL #ALPHASTRATEGIES
I LIKE THE FUNNY HIGHBLOOD BUSINESSTROLL UKE. WE NEED SOME OF THOSE AT #FELTMANOR. KURLOZ IS OK. BUT WHAT IF I WANT MULTIPLE PIECES OF LIVING FURNITURE. #NSFW
:o) Surely you're not looking to replace me, too...? :o) Wounded...Wounded...!
WHAT IF I WANT A FOOTSTOOL *AND* AN ASHTRAY. WHAT ABOUT WHAT *I* WANT. YOU SELFISH SCUM.
:o) I had not considered this. :o) It is fine. so long as a brother is the ashtray.
CAN'T HEAR YOU. GET BACK IN YOUR PUDDLE. THE ALPHAS ARE DISCUSSING RECRUITMENT AND RETENTION.
its not about replacing! could you imagine a room full of pathetic boys just doing wwhat theyre told sititng still and living futurinute to hhold coats and take ashes and bbe footstools iign../f//////
:o) . . . . :o) What if the boys :o) Were all me? not alt-timeline freak copies i mean me specifically like a cloning situation or whatever. come be on kurloz butler island motherfucker
oh oh oh and if we told them to kiss they had to do it