DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
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"I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM." - @carmineGnosiology YOU BE THE JUDGE. #BLOOD #GORE #ALTERNIANCULLING #EXECUTION #HESFINE #HEWASALREADYDEAD #HISTORYLARP #PORRIMDONTBEMAD #ITOLDHIMTOCHANGE #ITOLDHIMNOTTOWEARTHOSESTUPIDPANTS #ONTHEHISTORYFIELDTRIP #IWARNEDHIMABOUTSTARES.
dont make this weird but hes posed up kinda femininestyle in this kinda tea
(｡♥‿♥｡) KYAAAAAAAAAAA WHO IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) THAT SHADE OF RED, I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) HURT HIM MORE, PLEASE!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) #VIOLENCE #SUGGESTIVE ♫
HE’S FINE!!!! LITERALLY. FIVE SECONDS AFTER TAKING THIS PHOTO. I WENT BACK IN TIME. AND UNDID IT. HE’S FINE. YOUR BARKING PURSEBEAST IS AS YAPPY AS EVER.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED #MUTANTSTOMPING. #THROWBACK.
IS IT A GOOD MUTATION. THAT GIVES YOU FRAGILE WEAKPOINTS FOR ME TO RIP OFF. #HHHH.
Well hypo~thetically, if I were a mutant~~~~ I might have something that precisely fits that description~. 0~U You could also say I'm freakishly good-looking~.
HHHH. YOU’RE VAULTING OVER ALL MY INTERVIEW QUESTIONS. WITH THE GRACE OF A GAZELLE. LAST. AND MOST IMPORTANT. TO QUALIFY FOR ALL THIS. WOULD YOU PAIL ANOTHER GUY AND LET ME WATCH.
Not only would I let you~.~.~. I would prefer it~!
I WILL BREAK IT DOWN. FOR YOUR PUNY PAN. 1. I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 2. TIME PASSED. AND THAT ME BECAME PAST ME. @apocalypseAbided. 3. I WENT BACK TO WHEN @apocalypseAbided KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 4. I TOOK THIS PHOTO.
CALLING ANY TIME EXPERTS. DOOMOLOGISTS. AND LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. WHAT DOES IT INDICATE. HYPOTHETICALLY. IF ONE FEELS A SHARP PAIN BEHIND THE BULBS. WHEN SEEING A PAST SELF. SUPPOSING ONE SEES PAST SELVES CONSTANTLY. WITH NO ILL EFFECTS. IT'S JUST *THAT* ONE. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN. #WEBMD.
There may be sømething deeper that’s anømałøus abøut the individuał; timełines vary greatły but perhaps this øne varies just a tøuch further than it øught tø, ør in a directiøn it shøułdn’t? Ałternativeły, it may be psychøsømatic øn yøur part, thøugh whether the mentał cørd being tightened was wøund by yøursełf ør anøther is før sømeøne ełse tø say.
D --> Maybe you need new eyes
that you could’ve been the you you more than you are now and st1ll can be 1f you aren’t careful
THIS MADE ME FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A HOT KNIFE IN MY THINKSPONGE. IS THAT BAD.
1’m not t1me adjacent but my gut tells me that’s not a good th1ng. you m1ght have to k1ll that other her to l1terally assert t1mel1ne dom1nance
1n my humble on1on, YOU m1ght become a past self 1f you’re not careful about that other one. good luck out there 1 gotta go to work lol
LOST THE WHORE-OFF TO A HUMAN. SHOULD I #CW-SELF-HARM MYSELF. #CRONUSBABEOFF.
I said I wasn't proud, not that I wasn't competitive.
YOU WOULD THINK. ***SOMEBODY.*** WOULD PULL SOME ***STRINGS.*** TO SECURE MY FATE. BUT I GUESS HE'S NOT LOOKING AT HIS PALMHUSK. WHICH HE CAN ALWAYS SEE. WITHOUT NEEDING TO CHECK IT.
oh yeah my b megidork said like mega dork i just figured jane should win entirely and devastatingly in your place nothing personal im just extremely biased against you specifically
im friends with your boss which basically makes me like your fraternal uncle in utero while you were a fetus i was ruining your chances of getting a promotion at the country club swinging nine irons and carrying a caddy for your extradimensional daddy im like the human version of the glass ceiling that your silly ass light up rocket shoe eyes will have to wipe tears over for generations to come youre the handmaid im the hand your ass right back to you on a platter made im also like so fucking with you we have like no prior relationship outside of cali b
STANDING AROUND WITH A CROWBAR. JUST OUTSIDE THE #CRONUSBABEOFF POLLING PLACE. SWINGING IT INTO MY AWAITING PALM. #VOTEMARA.
Youse guys know who ya gotta vote for if youse guys wanna keep breathin without a machine
ARACHAN GETTING DESTROYED IN THE #CRONUSBABEOFF. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR RUSTIES. I REALLY MIGHT END IT ALL. THROW THE WHOLE TIMELINE DOWN THE TUBES. AT LEAST I’M STILL IN THERE TWICE. WHEN I LOSE TO @woeGothic. IT WILL BE HARD-FOUGHT. #TIMECLONETHREEWAY #YURIBAIT #NSFW #NSFWE #DEATHMATCH #AREYOUBUSYLATER.
CHITTR HANDLE: @veritysGleam YOUR MESSAGE: ⊹₊˚{ soooo like }>u>{ howwww would a lowly #deepmaid best dedicate herself to becoming like, a certified #maidboss like you....? }@u@{ im DYINGGGG to know!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE GREEN MINISKIRT. OR TO STOMP YOU TO DEATH OVER THE COURSE OF A BRUTALLY VIOLENT AND YURIFUL HAZING PERIOD. WHICH ULTIMATELY BRINGS US CLOSER. AND BLOODIER. AND WETTER. THAN WE’VE EVER BEEN. WITH ANOTHER TROLL. YOU’RE ROYALTY. SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PROSPECTS. THAN POLISHING TABLE STICKBALLS AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. DON’T YOU? THAT SAID. YOU’RE A GROWN BITCH. IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DOOM YOURSELF. I WON’T STOP YOU. #APPLYNOW.
FOOL. IT’S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU. THAT IT HURTS TO WATCH YOU RUN NUBFIRST. INTO A TUNNEL PAINTED ON A SOLID WALL. IT’S ARACHAN ALL OVER AGAIN.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont know what that means, though.... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, no <> but do you want to???? talk about it? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE. ANY OF JDKF #WORKPOSTING HDLLSJJT. SJ SKDKF JS SKD FJKF. JF’D DJF FJFJ!!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ keysmashing....???? haha? you cant evennnn? }*n*{ what do you mean....???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
INSUFFERABLE BULGEWRINGING HELLBASTARDS, WHAT THIS REDACTION-SMASHING TURBOBITCH IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT THE FELT IS *NOT* FUN AND GAMES. IN FACT, THE ONLY CLOWNERY HAPPENING AT *THIS* FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE CARNIVAL IS KURLOZ'S STAND-UP. AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT HE, LIKE ME, LIKE MARA, LIKE *EVERY* SHITSTAIN TO BE SCRAPED UP AND PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE AT CUEBALL SATAN'S MEAN GREEN FREAK EMPORIUM, IS CURSED TO LIVE OUT MULTIPLE FUCKING *ETERNITIES* OF SERVICE, HERE? THIS PLACE WILL CHANGE YOU, HICARI. THE WORK HOURS ARE UNENDING. THE DEMANDS ARE GRUELING. THE COWORKERS ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IN WAYS THAT THE PHRASE FAILS TO ADUMBRATE. THE FELT IS A *FUCKING* NIGHTMARE. AND YOU WANT TO JOIN ON *PURPOSE?* HICARI, LISTEN TO ME. IF NOT TO MARA, THEN TO ME. THE FELT IS *NOT* A GOOD IDEA. YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR THE END OF EVERYTHING? TO STAND AT THE FUCKING PRECIPICE AND CHEER FOR THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, KAZOO ALREADY BUZZING BETWEEN YOUR GRINNING LIPS, DANCING A MERRY FUCKING JIG? LITTLE MISS "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE?" WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU FUCKING *CAN'T ?*
THANK YOU CHALKBOX. EDIT: KGDKFS. EDIT: CHALKBOX.
࣪⊹₊˚{ well....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }<_<{ okay well obviously you have your OWN opinions about this but i kind of like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ WASTED my chance to serve predestination back on altrns + you knowwww how i feel about that }>3>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + im sure out of EVERYTHINGGGG thats out there there are worse things than never getting to die either! like, if fate makes me then i will literallyyyy practically live that long anyways!!!! just alone + shackled to some planet i wasnt even hatched on }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ cant we just like.... TALLLLK about this???? }~n~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP PITYING THE CHITTS. WHERE I’M BRAGGING ABOUT MY AWESOME JOB AND LIFE. DRAGGING MY CLOUT DOWN. I NEED TO KULLFARM. FROM NOW ON. IT WILL ALL BE PICTURES OF SCUTTLEBUGGY CRASHES. AND LIFELESS MUTANT HUSKS.
look at this rustie. literally the reason for alternian being a shitsty and shes still got more kult than kull because people cant get enough of her thirst traps or finding her pitiful and pathetic. poor you~
CHITTR HANDLE: @capriciousWardog YOUR MESSAGE: yOu gOt a mOtHeRfUcKiN EvIl bImBo lIkE PiNtReSt bOaRd fOr yOuR FiTs oR SoMeThInG? gEnUiNe qUeStIoN, i wAnNa pUt tHaT ShIt oN Fr. EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YeAh sUrE, lIkE MaSoChIsTiCaLlY So (O: MY VARIOUS SLUTTY LITTLE OUTFITS. APPEAR IN MY CLOSET. IN AN INFINITE SUPPLY. OF SEARING GREEN SILK. TO SOURCE THESE ARTICLES YOURSELF. I RECOMMEND FINDING A SUGAR DADDY. WHO GIVES YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT. AND MORE.
CHITTR HANDLE: ANON. YOUR MESSAGE: It has been very interesting and entertaining watching your group's antics and actions. But I must say I have been curious as to what your group actually does or even who the members of it are. I would be very pleased if you could answer such :) EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I have all that I need :) 1. ME. 2. @aerodynamicTramp 3. I THINK HE GOT BANNED FROM CHITTR. NOT SURE. ASK NUMBER SEVEN. 4. @carmineGnosiology 5. @amusingCaterwaul 6. @genetrixAdvocate 7. @gnarlyCaballerial#1784 8. @arachnoidGrimorium 9. @canteringTackwork 10. @taciturnTerror 11. @aeneasCaldarium 12. @cuttlefishCrusher IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT. @0u0@
Sorry, bro. She’s a premium subscriber. I am beholden above all to the bag.
bro... how does that job pay enough for that sh*t... she doesn't even do anyth1ng but flap her l1ps... both of 'em, 1f you catch my dr1ft...
I’M IN A STAGGERING. SICKENING. IMMORTAL AMOUNT OF DEBT. AND THIS FOOL JUST KEEPS GIVING ME MONEY. @leviathanLedger
ne1ther do 1!!! man, 1 never even WANTED hooves... you KNOW that's a sens1t1ve top1c, yo... }>:/
CHITTR HANDLE: @atomizedHobbyist YOUR MESSAGE: >--D=Why=do=you=type=in=that=disgusting=colour=haha=:?//< LOOKING FOR WORK?: YES. AND YOU'RE A HOT RUSTIE. HEY. @scratchDoctor. WE FINALLY GOT ONE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: >--D=You=are=very=pretty=but=I=would=not=lust=after=a=lady=of=your=caliber=assuming=you=do=not=indulge=in=hemo=typing=and=are=a=rustblood=yourself=haha=:)//< THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. I'M THE LOWLIEST. FILTHIEST. LUSTIEST RUSTIE. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCUMBLOOD GUTTER. THEY JUST MAKE ME TYPE LIKE THIS FOR WORK. TO MATCH THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING IN THIS DAYMAREHIVE IS GREEN. AND REALLY DRIVE HOME THE POINT. THAT I AM OWNED. PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE. BODY AND SOUL. #APPLYNOW.
>--D=Are=there=any=highbloods=among=this=felt=I=would=feel=better=about=potentially=joining=if=there=were=haha=:P//<
OH MY FUCKING GOD. FINE. @taciturnTerror. FRONT AND CENTER. ANSWER ME THIS. WOULD YOU POLISH THE FLOOR WITH THIS CHILLY CHASER'S STUPID FUCKING FACE. YES OR NO.
:o/ Eurgh... :o/ If you all should will it, I suppose. :o/ But it's so much more fun when they don't enjoy it...
THERE. THERE YOU GO. THERE'S YOUR DAMNING INDICTMENT. YOUR SINGLE FUCKING CRUMB OF ATTENTION FROM THE FELT'S ON-CALL VESTIGE OF A CASTE SYSTEM THAT *WE* — WELL, *THEY* — MADE THE FUCK UP. IF THAT'S ALL THE CONVINCING YOU NEED TO PUT ON A GREEN MAID APRON AND WEAR IT FOR THE NEXT ETERNITY, THEN I SINCERELY FUCKING PITY YOUR STUPIDITY.
>--D=I=could=pretend=not=to=your=lordship=but=I=have=been=somewhat=convinced=and=would=love=to=see=the=application=form=itself=haha=:)//<
:o) One of the maids can fetch it for you. :o) I only had interest in recruiting one. :o) Isn't that right, @carbolicGalvanologist ?
>--D=I=apologise=for=pinging=you=for=such=a=meagre=task=you=are=absolutely=correct=haha=:)//<
:o) ...Quite. :o) Should you join us :o) You will unlearn such behavior.
nah she totally bleeds l1me... seen 1t w1th my own two eyes, trust... 💪
CHITTR HANDLE: @tresTrace YOUR MESSAGE: hey did you unbake Biscuits' cake? if so thanks cos I'm pretty sure there was asbestos in it. EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: kinda don't feel that way about you, miss; no offense intended I AM ALWAYS BEING DISAPPOINTED BY A GAY GUY. I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW. SIGH. YES. IT'S TRUE. I DID GO BACK TO THE PAST. DURING A DIVA TANTRUM MOMENT. AND PUT MY FOOT THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE OVEN DOOR. RESULTING IN THE ABORTION OF CERTAIN FUTURE BAKED GOODS. WE CAN PRETEND THIS WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. AND I CARE ABOUT ANY OF US NOT GETTING POISONED.
hey it worked out for everyone. sorry to disappoint ya, hate makin' a pretty dame feel that way
CHITTR HANDLE: @adiosToreador YOUR MESSAGE: wHAT IS, yOUR FAVORITE POKEMON, aND THEN YOUR FAVORITE, pOKEMON TRAINER IN, tHE SERIES ALSO? LOOKING FOR WORK?: NO. YOU ARE EMPLOYED. JUST ANOTHER WAY YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVIL WHORE DANCESTOR. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: i THINK THAT, yOU ARE VERY PRETTY, bUT i WOULD FEEL SORT OF AWKWARD, pROPOSITIONING YOU, aS WELL AS, sAYING IT SO PUBLICLY, iN THIS SPACE THOUGH, i GUESS MAYBE IT IS, iMPORTANT TO UNLEARN SHAME ON, tHESE SORTS OF TOPICS, aND ACTING EMBARRASSED MAY ALSO BE MEAN, tO YOU SO, lET US GO WITH A YES, i SUPPOSE, iN THAT i DO FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, iN SUCH A MANNER, eVEN IF EMOTIONALLY IT IS, cONFUSED, mORE THAN ANYTHING, aLSO i GUESS WHILE i AM TALKING, iN HERE i HOPE YOU'RE DOING, wELL ENOUGH, i SHOULD SEND YOU SOME MORE, sILLY VIDEOS SOMETIME, iT WAS GUN, hANGING OUT, aLSO cALIBORN IS A DUMB, pOO POO PAN, dUMB LOSER, gOTTEM, OK. LET THE RECORD REFLECT THAT I DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON @caliBorn. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. THERE IS NO POKEMON. OR CREATURE. OR WORK OF IMAGINATION. SUPERIOR TO THE SHINY WOOLOO. THOUGH THE REGULAR ONE IS A CLOSE SECOND. THIS LITTLE BALL OF FELTED WOOL. IS THE PINNACLE OF ALL CREATION. AND SOOO CUTIEFUL.
(=^･⩊･^=) < #BASED WOOLOO AND JESSIE LOVER!! I KNEW THERE'S A REASON I FURRCK WITH MEW, DAMEOWRA!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < WELL!! THAT TOO BUT THE POKEMON CHOICES MAKE MEW MEOWRE HOTTER.
jESSIE IS, fUN AND i LIKE HER, i THINK THAT MY FAVORITE WOULD BE, n OR MAYBE, wALLY? i LIKE TO THINK THAT, tHEY ARE RELATED MAYBE, oH OR, mIROR b, iS FUN, oR,,, i LIKE HOW sABRINA, bECOMES A MOVIE STAR, hER NEW OUTFIT IS, vERY PRETTY,,,
CHITTR HANDLE: @carbolicGalvanologist YOUR MESSAGE: I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU POST THIS OR NOT. I JUST DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO DO IT. ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT LAST ANSWER. EUGH. ANYWAY. YOU DON'T GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT ME TO DIGNIFY THIS WITH A PUBLIC ANSWER, AND FRANKLY, IF YOU DO, THEN YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS SADDER FOR YOURSELF. FEEL FREE TO CHUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING ASK FORM INTO THE GARBAGE INCINERATOR AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE READING IT. BUT EITHER WAY, HERE'S MY LATE-LIGHT, FUCKASS QUESTION. WHAT'S A KIND OF MUSIC YOU LIKE LISTENING TO THAT MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY *WOULDN'T* EXPECT YOU TO LIKE? LOOKING FOR WORK?: GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ME CARNALLY. BUT IF YOU EVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ABOUT YOUR FESTERING GRIPES AGAINST EMOTIONAL INTIMACY, *MADAME SUPERVISOR,* THEN MAYBE WE COULD PLAY BALL. THE BOSSMAN HAS A HELL OF A RECORD COLLECTION. SO WHEN I'M NOT BLASTING AYESHA EROTICA. OR CLOWN CHURCH TRAP MUSIC. AS A FORM OF SONIC TORTURE. I LIKE OLD SHIT. YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING ON THE RADIO.
THIS ONE TOO.
WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL STAND HERE AND CLAP. I WILL SHOVE MY HEMOANONYMOUS FROND IN MY MOUTH AND APPLAUD LIKE A FUCKING SEAL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY DEGLAZE THE GREASY RIND OF YOUR SUBMISSION TO THIS ASININE ASKBOX TREND IS THE FACT THAT EVEN THE UNCOUNTABLE EPOCHS OF YOUR EXPONENTIALLY ASYMPTOTIC DIPSHITTERY CAN'T *COMPLETELY* ERODE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC. IF ANYONE HAS A RIGHT TO LIKE THE CLASSICS, IT'S THE TIME TRAVEL MAFIA. HERE. YOU'VE EARNED THIS. KUDOS.
CHITTR HANDLE: @aerodynamicTramp YOUR MESSAGE: can you ch1ll for, l1ke, 2 seconds🙄 do1n way too much, h*e... LOOKING FOR WORK?: JOBLESS AND PROUD. IT'S ACTUALLY CRAZY. NO ONE'S PAYING YOU TO BE A WHORE ONLINE. YOU'RE DOING ALL OF THAT. FOR FREE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: you w1sh lmao HAA. HAA. HAA. HAA. HAA. HAA. IF YOU'LL CONSULT YOUR THE NOT-SO-ANCIENT TEXTS. PERHAPS YOU'LL RECALL ME CRACKING YOUR CHUTE OPEN. WITH MY TONGUE. AND THEN MY BULGE. TWO SHORT WIPES AGO. DO YOU NEED IT AGAIN ALREADY. POOR LITTLE PIXIE. LOVED SEEING YOU GETTING #MUTANTTAMED ON #PLUSHRUMP. BY THE WAY. #HHHH.
do what you love and you never work a day 1n your l1fe, doll... ✌️ jokes on you that sh1t was 🔥... bet you're w1sh1ng a seadweller would l1ght one up on your sk1n... jealous much? 😏
FOOL. HE ONLY DID IT TO YOU. TO ENTERTAIN ME. YOU ARE LIKE THE PIT FIGHTER. BEING THROWN TO THE SHARKS. FOR MY AMUSEMENT. DO IT AGAIN. AND MAKE SURE TO THANK HIM PROPERLY. AND LOOK INTO THE CAMERA. AND THANK ME TOO. FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY ASHTRAY TO ROYALTY. #CASTEGAP #MUTANTTAMING #NSFW.
CHITTR HANDLE: @arsenicCatnaps YOUR MESSAGE: :33< mewrs fuckery is enjoyable, i always sit perched waiting for more, ready to pounce!!! LOOKING FOR WORK?: CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING ONE OF THE SCANT FEW CHITTR USERS TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. HARD TO #YURIBAIT WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE. CAN YOU BRING YOUR BIG SWEATY FUCKER. WHO LOOKS STUNNINGLY LIKE THE GUY THAT GAY CUCKED ME. SEVERAL THOUSAND SWEEPS AGO.
:33< *my* "big sweaty fucker" does not use chittr :33< that said maybe if i bat my eyes real cute and wish my tail we'll get some ovfur ;33
CHITTR HANDLE: ANON. YOUR MESSAGE: A motherfucker couldn't help but hear how the little spidergirl had an army of mind controlled damara's at her fingertips while fighting the alternian empress and still lost. could you have lead that cabal of bad bitches to victory or was the empress simply too much for you to handle at that point? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: NO. YOU ARE EMPLOYED. OK ANON. I BELIEVE YOU. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. AS THE ALPHA. I MANAGE THE ALPHA TIMELINE. AND SURE. I DELEGATE TO MY DOOMED MAIDLINGS. OR PAST AND FUTURE SELVES. FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT ONCE THEY'RE DEAD. THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ME. SO WHILE I WOULD LIKE TO PRETEND. MY GHOSTS AND CORPSES HAVE THE IRON WILL. TO BE A SABOTAGING PIECE OF SHIT. UNDER YET ANOTHER MINDFUCKING MANAGER. YOUR GUESS AS TO WHY THEY LOST. IS AS GOOD AS MINE. THAT SAID. THERE IS A HIGHER P⚪️WER. THAT EVEN DEAD MES ARE BEHOLDEN TO. MAYBE IT'S ALL HIS FAULT. LIKE ALWAYS.
CHITTR HANDLE: The Other One YOUR MESSAGE: When will you demonstrate some dignity and decorum? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. BUT YOU ARE NOT HIS TYPE. PRO TIP. FUCKHEAD. HARD TO TELL WHOSE TYPE YOU ARE. WHEN YOU DON'T PUT YOUR CHITTR HANDLE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I will not be answering this. I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING YOUR IDIOT QUESTIONS. UNTIL YOU ANSWER MINE. WHO ARE YOU. AND HOW BAD DO YOU WANT ME.
CHITTR HANDLE: @arachnesGrasp YOUR MESSAGE: Would you be interested in helping me do revisions on my new non-fiction 8ook, "Hemoism is a Homo-ism: What We Get Right and Wrong A8out The Gay Roots of Alternia's Darkest Issues"? (Working title.) It's 8ased heavily upon my research into your employer, so your feed8ack would count more than anyone else's! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. BUT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSSMAN'S TYPE. FORTUNATELY. I'M SURE I CAN FIT YOU IN. UNDER A DESK SOMEWHERE. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. I CAN'T TELL. IS YOUR BOOK FOR OR AGAINST HEMOISM. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR HIPPIE DIPPIE LET'S-ALL-FONDLE-FRONDS-AND-SING-BEFORAN-UNION-ANTHEMS FRIENDSLOP. BUT IF YOU NEED HELP MAKING IT MORE HEMOIST. CALL ME.
Let's consider it something kf a "secular" analysis. Just the facts!
CHITTR HANDLE: @tentacleTherapist#7214 YOUR MESSAGE: How does your employer treat you? Also, is that part of "requests for a crumb of nook" real? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: ANOTHER USELESS AND PROUD SACK OF ORGANS HERE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. FIRST. THIS APPLIES TO EVERY LIFEFORM ON THIS WEBSITE. IF YOU WANT A CRUMB SO BAD. GET A JOB. YOU WILL NEVER CLEAR THE PALTRY HURDLES TO TASTE MY SLICK. AS LONG AS YOU REMAIN UNEMPLOYED. SECOND. REGARDING MY #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE. GO TO MY PROFILE. AND CONSULT THE TWO MOST RECENT RECHITTS BELOW THIS ASK. THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK CAN BE FOUND THEREIN.