DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
CAUTION ⚠️ WET FLOOR ‼️
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
#ITSALREADYMAKINGMEITCHY #IHATETHIS
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
WHEN I THINK OF SOMETHING. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. FOR NOW. WHY DON'T YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH.
WHAT ARE YOU. MY MANAGER? TRYING TO TRICK ME. INTO DOING MY JOB AGAIN? GET FUCKED. NOT FALLING FOR IT. I'M NICE NOW. #EVENTHOUGHTHEEFFORT #OFNOTKILLINGPEOPLE #ISMAKINGALLMYHAIRANDTEETHFALLOUT.
DAMN BITCH YOU DESERVE. TO CULL SOME PEOPLE. HONESTLY EVERYONE DOES. AT SOME POINT.
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
SO. YOU HAVE THE DETAILS. BUT YOU'RE NOT SHARING THEM. DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG. I CAN BEG. PLEASE. MIGHTY OMNIPOTENT BOSSMAN. WHO MADE ME DO MY FUCK ASS JOB. WHILE HE GOT TO WATCH THE WHOLE SEX PARTY. SAY MORE DETAILS. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. I NEVER THOUGHT. I WOULD ASK FOR EXPOSITION. FROM THE LIKES OF YOU. BUT I HAVE BEEN DEBASED. AND AFFLICTED. BY "FOMO." REDUCED TO THIS PLEADING WRETCH. YOU SEE BEFORE YOU. I FIRE. MY MOST POWERFUL SPELL. お願いします。 #THATMEANSPLEASE. NOW. I DEMAND. YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.
I, myself, am fine. I do not believe I could be affected, given, I have no mouth.
Worry not over me. It was primarily some forcible makeouts, the death of a celebrity, and the fall from grace for virtually everyone there. I had to unfortunately fire an agent who was administered.
HEY SHITHEAD. CAN YOU QUIT TALKING TO DOGS. AND GIVE ME THE DETAILS. I SO POLITELY DEMANDED.
Tantalizing as that is, I am afraid I have signed a nondisclosure agreement that requires I do not freely share such information publicly to protect the parties involved. Given in no existing timeframe, you were there, however, I can elaborate on what your role would have been. Soon after Host A became willingly infected by Juju A, the crowd watched in silent panic. Some offered themselves, most sat quietly as Host A infected Host B. You would have wandered to the nearby bar nearly immediately and watched the chaos erupt. You would have been the ninth infected, replacing a specific guest who was there in your stead. You offered yourself casually, played across the bar, making innuendo enough to cause your infector to briefly pause. Although, you would become simply delectable as a 'Juju Infected' I am afraid you would not have achieved much. You would have been rather distracted by the next two individuals you encountered who weren't turned. I will not elaborate further. For I may go past my public #nsfw boundaries I set in place for my strict professionalism. But the image is certainly there. Despite my wishes that it weren't.
OBJECTION. YOUR BIO SAYS. "YOU MUST SIMPLY ASK AND I WILL TELL ALL." I ASKED. MANY TIMES. VERY POLITELY. RELATIVELY SPEAKING. BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ALL. AND I'M JUST A STUPID MAID. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE. SAYING THE DETAILS. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. DOES NOT BREAK YOUR MAGIC AGREEMENT. ABOUT KISSING AND TELLING. IN PUBLIC. MAYBE I SHOULD GO. BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. AND INVESTIGATE FOR MYSELF. THE VARIOUS BRANCHING POSSIBILITIES. SINCE YOU HAVE SUDDENLY DECIDED. TO HOARD YOUR PRECIOUS DETAILS. FOR THE FIRST TIME. IN YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.
My dear Handmaid, you are mistaking my omissions for denial. This is a common error for those who prefer their answers to be immediate, rather than come to their own inevitable conclusions. I have told you everything I am permitted to tell. Which is to say specifically, everything that can be said without collapsing certain delicate scaffolding that keeps indiscretions from spilling into the wrong corners of existence. You see, what occurred was not merely private, it was selective. Events that only fully exist for those present, and even then, only from angles they are allowed to remember. A room that was not a room, and laughter that means different things depending on the listener. Colors that should have not been paired and yet did. A certain degree of closeness, as well. This all invites speculation, but punishes certainty. You are asking me to tell all, but that is not a list of arrangements nor actions I could simply spout aloud. There are configurations of perspectives, and you, regrettably, were not slotted in to this particular configuration. As for your proposal to return to the scene, then, by all means. I encourage your initiative. Just be aware. You will not find what happened. Only what could have happened.
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
WHAT KIND OF SHITFUCK CLOWN. DOESN'T SPARE A GLANCE. FOR THE ROTTEN BITCH. GLOWING EVIL COLORS. IN THE BACKGROUND. OF ALL THE PAINTINGS. IN EVERY STICKY CHURCH. WHEN YOU'RE DONE. LEARNING THE RELIGION. THAT WE BUSTED OUR CHUTES BESTOWING ON YOU. WHY DON'T YOU PULL YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. AND PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE HANDMAID. OF THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD. OH AND DON'T PUT HEARTS ON MY CHITTS. DEATH PENALTY. #HATEREACTSONLY!!!!
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
lots to unpack here, svweetheart, including the fact that vwhen you threaten me it turns me on a little bit. vwe should do something together that invwolwves less body horror. i think that vwould be a good start. i lovwe a vwoman vwith such intense spirit and passion though.
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
Reasonable outlook. Sad outlook. I think you should enjoy life, while you have it.
♯hashtag ♯yournothing
I'M ONLY #CAGEPOSTING. I'M AT WORK. IT'S AMUSING. AND RELATABLE. HYPERBOLE. ABOUT THE TOILS. OF BEING SHACKLED. TO RESPONSIBILITY. #ANDNOTHINGELSE #DONTASKMETHINGSTHATWILLGETMEFIRED #ONMYWORKCHITTR
oh yeah sure work totally that thing we all have to do until we die #definitelynotanythingelse
I appreciate the spirit, alth9ugh I find y9ur messaging t9 6e a little 6leak. Still, I am happy t9 see the supp9rt f9r #N9thingWeek.
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
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GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
I'M NOT SURE. WHAT YOUR DEAL IS. BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE PURPLE. TO BE #ONEOFUS. PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING BRIEF SURVEY. TO DETERMINE. YOUR "DAMARA QUALIFICATIONS." 1. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LONG TERM SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 2. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE BLOODSTAINS FROM DYED SILK. 3. BY MAGIC, YOU HAVE ONE NIGHT WITH "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY." DO YOU FUCK HIM. KILL HIM. BOTH. OR SOMETHING ELSE.
◩◩◩1. It's fun 2. destroy the sIlk 3. secret optIon I trap them In a cube of unendIng perIl and torture◪◪◪
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. AND FOR BEING SO VERY KAWAII. YOU WILL BE SAVED FOR LAST. AND SPARED PROLONGED SUFFERING. IN THE COMING HORRORS. I WORK TO SUMMON. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. THAT I CAN BESTOW.
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
It's a shame about Peixes. I would enjoy watching her die.
I'M HATING THE CHITT FOR YOUR NUMBERS. AND BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUTTON. FOR POSTS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE.
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. THAT I COULD BE FARMING. MY HATRED POINTS. MORE EFFECTIVELY. IF I USED THE "WORK CHITTR." FOR "WORK PURPOSES." NATURALLY. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. IS ANATHEMA TO ME. SO I RESISTED THIS. AT THE BEGINNING. BUT MY NATURAL CHARMS. AND VULNERABLE RUSTBLOOD BODY. TRICKED THE SLACK JAWED. DROOLING. PANDEAD USERBASE. OF THIS WEBSITE. INTO PUTTING HEARTS. AND DIAMONDS. ON MY HATEFUL POSTS. WELL. NO MORE. I'M LOCKING IN. ON MY "JOB TASKS." WHICH INCLUDE. KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS. KILLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS. BLASTING LEWD OBSCENITY. ACROSS YOUR FEED. LIKE SPILLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR. WITHOUT A PAIL. MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE. FOREVER. AND SMASHING THE UNIVERSE. INTO GLITTERING DUST. CRUNCHING IN THE JAWS. OF THE WORLD DEVOURING SNAKE. #DEATH #KILLING #VIOLENCE #MURDERFUCKAPOCALYPSE #NSFW
YESSSSS VIOLENNCE CHOMMPINNG ANND BITINNG **KILL**!!!!!!!
YOU CAN PAY ME. AND THEN. MAYBE. I WILL DO IT. IF IT PLEASES ME. THIS IS CALLED "GAMBLING."
FUCK OFF. IF I HAPPEN TO DO A WORK THING. IN THE COURSE. OF MY UNHINGED MAYHEM. IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.
i'll hate this t0 supp0rt y0ur agenda but just kn0w i'm a big fan 0f y0u.
SMALL MITUNA. YOU ARE LIKE A BELOVED. NEGLECTED. STARVED PET TO ME. THAT I KEEP IN SECRET. IN A BOX. UNDER MY PRISON COT. I CAN'T BELIEVE. I WASN'T ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. PROBABLY. I FOLLOWED YOU IN THE FUTURE. AND FORGOT WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE PAST. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
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お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
im becoming the most hated guy on here do not fuck this up for me i am trying to #sellout to everyone you asshole
FUCK. YOUR NUMBER IS SO BIG. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. #TEACHERSTUDENT #BIGSEXYNUMBER #IDONTKNOWHOWTOHARASSHUMANS #YOUCANTEACHMETHATTOO
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
if i coUld like a post more than once, i woUld! bUt take a diamond instead. ^u^
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT COULD BE BETTER. I WANTED TO ADD BLOOD. BRAINS. #GORE. VISCERA. AND ENTRAILS. BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE ANY. WOULD YOU LET ME PEEK INSIDE AND SEE. #HEEHEE #HAAHAA #HOOHOO #BITCH
I WILL NOT REST. UNTIL MY KULL SCORE IS THE HIGHEST. MAKING ME OFFICIALLY. THE MOST LOATHED BITCH ON CHITTR. I TAKE THIS DUTY. MORE SERIOUSLY. THAN MY "REAL JOB."
STOP PITY REACTING ME. OR I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE MEASURES. TO SECURE YOUR HATRED.
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
Shameful, I thought I had taught you far greater manners than this, young lady.
YOU TAUGHT ME. CHIEFLY. HOW TO OVERCOME VARIOUS TORTURES. BY ENJOYING THEM. TO THE POINT. THAT THE TORTURER BECOMES UNCOMFORTABLE. AND SURRENDERS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION.
An intriguing offer, but I am afraid I must refuse. I would hate to divert your time from your service to my master more than you already have on your own.
I HAVE A GOOD IDEA. FOR HOW YOU CAN BE USEFUL. INSTEAD OF BITCHING YOUR UGLY WHITE NAGGING. DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF. IN AS PAINFUL A MANNER AS POSSIBLE. IDEALLY. SOMEWHERE I CAN WATCH IT HAPPEN. AND HURRY THINGS ALONG. SO I CAN DEAL WITH A DIFFERENT GUY. WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU. IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. #SUICIDE #KILLYOURSELF #UGLY #UGLYFUCKINGBALL #HATEYOU #HATEYOU #HATEYOU
Wouldn't say that's a wise position, sir. Letting the Maid run about is about as harmless as anything around here.
If only it were so simple. Alas, there is a proper order to things, and every step of the way must be completed before I may finally attain fulfillment of my purpose. Consider that a reward for your patience, as well.
RANKMAID MAKES ME FEEL THINGS. I HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE. OFTEN. I HAVE MADE OUT. TOPLESS. AT THE CLOWN RAVE. WITH SOME USELESS BROAD. FOR THE CHEERS AND SCREAMS. OF THE ADORING PUBLIC. BUT NEVER BEFORE. HAVE I FELT. RESPECT. ADMIRATION. EVEN LUST. FOR THE ROTTEN MIND. OF A FELLOW TWISTED BITCH. IN A WAY. THAT IS NOT MOTIVATED. BY MALE ATTENTION. @ARCHIVEADDICT HOW DO YOU FEEL. ABOUT #NSFW #FEMSLASH.
I know, right? Kinda dreamy, even if she is a bit of a mess.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
TOXIC AND RANK. LIKE YOUR STUFFED AND REEKING BLOCK. PERHAPS. MATCHING OTHER ATTRIBUTES. THAT WE SHARE. #WHATIFWETOUCHEDATTRIBUTES #NSFW #TOXICYURI #LETMECLEANYOURFUCKINGROOM #ITMAKESMESICK
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
yay 3B-)
I Am Going To Guess That The Intended Inflection Of This Post Is To Mirror That Of Techniques Such As Traditionally Human Sarcasm
HOW DARE YOU. YOU FANCY GREEN BROAD. I WOULD NEVER JOKE. ABOUT THE PROPER PLACE. FOR LOWLY. PATHETIC. INSIGNIFICANT RUSTBLOODS. SUCH AS MYSELF. AS BEING BENEATH. EVERYONE ELSE. ON YOUR DISEASED PLANET. I WOULD PROVE IT. BY SMEARING MY WORDS. IN MY FILTHY RED LEAKINGS. IF THIS WAS NOT. MY STUPID FUCKING WORK CHITTR.
I'M HITTING ALL THE BUTTONS. THAT I POSSIBLY CAN. BECAUSE THERE'S NO CHARM REACTS. ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT. #NOCHARMSATTACHED #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.