CHITTR HANDLE: @veritysGleam
YOUR MESSAGE: ⊹₊˚{ soooo like }>u>{ howwww would a lowly #deepmaid best dedicate herself to becoming like, a certified #maidboss like you....? }@u@{ im DYINGGGG to know!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
LOOKING FOR WORK: YES.
DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES.
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE GREEN MINISKIRT. OR TO STOMP YOU TO DEATH OVER THE COURSE OF A BRUTALLY VIOLENT AND YURIFUL HAZING PERIOD. WHICH ULTIMATELY BRINGS US CLOSER. AND BLOODIER. AND WETTER. THAN WE’VE EVER BEEN. WITH ANOTHER TROLL. YOU’RE ROYALTY. SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PROSPECTS. THAN POLISHING TABLE STICKBALLS AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. DON’T YOU?
THAT SAID. YOU’RE A GROWN BITCH. IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DOOM YOURSELF. I WON’T STOP YOU. #APPLYNOW.
INSUFFERABLE BULGEWRINGING HELLBASTARDS, WHAT THIS REDACTION-SMASHING TURBOBITCH IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT THE FELT IS *NOT* FUN AND GAMES. IN FACT, THE ONLY CLOWNERY HAPPENING AT *THIS* FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE CARNIVAL IS KURLOZ'S STAND-UP. AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT HE, LIKE ME, LIKE MARA, LIKE *EVERY* SHITSTAIN TO BE SCRAPED UP AND PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE AT CUEBALL SATAN'S MEAN GREEN FREAK EMPORIUM, IS CURSED TO LIVE OUT MULTIPLE FUCKING *ETERNITIES* OF SERVICE, HERE?
THIS PLACE WILL CHANGE YOU, HICARI. THE WORK HOURS ARE UNENDING. THE DEMANDS ARE GRUELING. THE COWORKERS ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IN WAYS THAT THE PHRASE FAILS TO ADUMBRATE. THE FELT IS A *FUCKING* NIGHTMARE. AND YOU WANT TO JOIN ON *PURPOSE?*
HICARI, LISTEN TO ME. IF NOT TO MARA, THEN TO ME.
THE FELT IS *NOT* A GOOD IDEA.
YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR THE END OF EVERYTHING? TO STAND AT THE FUCKING PRECIPICE AND CHEER FOR THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, KAZOO ALREADY BUZZING BETWEEN YOUR GRINNING LIPS, DANCING A MERRY FUCKING JIG? LITTLE MISS "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE?" WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU FUCKING *CAN'T ?*
࣪⊹₊˚{ well....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }<_<{ okay well obviously you have your OWN opinions about this but i kind of like }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WASTED my chance to serve predestination back on altrns + you knowwww how i feel about that }>3>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ + im sure out of EVERYTHINGGGG thats out there there are worse things than never getting to die either! like, if fate makes me then i will literallyyyy practically live that long anyways!!!! just alone + shackled to some planet i wasnt even hatched on }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ cant we just like.... TALLLLK about this???? }~n~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪