DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
CAUTION โ ๏ธ WET FLOOR โผ๏ธ ASKBOX ==> https://forms.gle/vDAGQ7Mwk4xfCQEj9
CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THE EMO MEDICULLER WITH CRAZY UKEMI. OR AM I HALLUCINATING THAT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. PERHAPS YOU ARE UNWORTHY.
d*mn! damz h1d t1nkerbull aga1n wh1le 1 wasn't look1ng. 1 hope the l1l guy's alr1ght, he startles easy. espec1ally w1th her...
#INVESTINGEARLY. #SUBSCRIBED. #EDGEOFMYSEAT.
1t a1n't funny, cmon, doll...
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. TO WATCH YOU WALK INTO THE SAME GLASS DOOR. OVER AND OVER. FOREVER. LIKE A PANDAMAGED BARKBEAST.
1t's hard not to! you're fast as h*ll, mara. smart too... you always know how to catch me off guard, g1rl...
YOU WANT ME SO BAD. IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. NOT THAT YOU NEED THE HELP.
#self1esunday, baby! people often ask me how 1 manage to rock the same duds all these sweeps and st1ll be gangsta fly... 1 tell 'em 1t's just natural n1tram swag... and a whole lotta leather... };) #1-mean #how-can-you-not-be-fly-w1th-a-pa1r-of-w1ngs-l1ke-these?
IMAGES YOU CAN SMELL. #YUCK.
doll, cmon, don't do me l1ke that... you know 1 keep on top of my hyg1ene...
DO YOU STILL LIVE IN THE WOODS. OR IS YOUR SUGARPONY FORCING YOU TO SHOWER. BEFORE YOU SET PRONG IN HIS HIVE.
1 have l1ke... a h1ve, doll. 1 got access to a shower... 1t'd be a b*tch and a half to keep up w1th my dye-do 1f 1 d1dn't, ya know? and why you gotta be l1ke that? ment1on1ng h1m 1n my posts and stuff, we're k1nda... rocky... r1ght now...
SHOCKING. I'M SHOCKED BY THIS NEWS. 0_0 IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE CHEATING AGAIN. IF NOT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO.
imagine you go to yo denterrorists office and they name is cavity ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ how the fuck does anyone live on beforus
nwvwr thwwn a rwport of mwwnah pwixwth doing anything can i offwr you a job?
HAA HAA HAA HAA. HIT HER AGAIN.
dam right!! i ditched that place so i aint gotta walk around town and sea no denterrorists named Cavity or docterrors or legislacerators named Laywer ๐ญ๐ญ ay tell yo buddy -Enamel meenah says hi
ใI LIVE ALONE ON THE MOON. AND DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR.ใ NOT THE FLEX YOU THINK IT IS.
I DONT LIV-E ON T)(-E MOON NO MOOR DUMBBASS
YOU LIV-E ON T)(-E MOON
GOMEN. CORRECTION:ใI LIVED ON THE MOON. AND DIDN'T GO TO THE DOCTOR. DURING MY JUVENILE AND ADOLESCENT STAGES. SO TRAGICALLY. THEY COULD NOT CORRECT MY MANY GLARING DEFECTS. GLUB GLUB. WADER SOUNDS.ใ
I HAVE COMPANY. AND A JOB. WITH BENEFITS.
yuh my bad forgot you in the worlds oldest profession gill
YOU ARE WOEFULLY UNPREPARED. FOR THE CRASHOUT YOU HAVE JUST INVITED UPON YOURSELF. WATCH YOUR BACK. BITCH.
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
Throw me to the Beforans and I will come back a mothergrub/
thanks for the tip im donnin my philanthropists cap and payin bail for wwhoevver caused the most bodily harm/property damage
Also, peep that legtat/ @handMaid Is that gonna get peeled off///
YOU ALREADY KNOW. 0u0 #HI. #WYD.
EVERY TIME. -_-โ
๐ซถโจโฐ๐๐ซถ do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! ๐ซถโจ๐โฐ๐ ๐๐๐ THE ๐ GAVEL ๐ HAS ๐ DROPPED ๐ AND ๐ THE ๐ WINNER ๐ IS ๐ YOU!!!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซตโจ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)โจ๐ซต ๐ค๐ I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! ๐โฐโจ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ๐ซถ๐โฐ๐ ๐โจ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) โจ๐ ๐๐ some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little โจfiscal maintenanceโจ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! ๐ ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ BUT BESTIE!!!!!! ๐โ ๏ธ ๐ซถ๐assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! ๐๐ซถ ๐โจ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! โจ๐ ๐๐ซต do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) ๐ซต๐ *หขแตแตแต แตแตสณแตหข แตโฟแต แถแตโฟแตแถฆแตแถฆแตโฟหข แตแตสธ แตแตแตหกสธ ๐ข๐ this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! ๐ข๐ ๐โฐ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES โฐ๐ ๐ซถโจ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! โจ๐ซถ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ซต FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...๐ซต ๐๐ enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! ๐๐ #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lightsโจ๐๐โฐ๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐๐๐ this is why you keep enough of my time to get a response! THIS ONE followed instructions to the letter!!! what a promising self starter ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
YOU CAN BOTH #CHOKE AND #DIE.
I believe acclaims are in order for you as well Ms. Charms. That's quite the sale you've made. Might I ask a question about the payment schedule?
๐๐๐ you first skankzilla ๐ช๐๐ช ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ you can ask!!!! no promises it wont be a well kept trade secret ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Who's days are being counted for the payment schedule? Depending on how that works would Mr. Vantas not have effectively infinite time with the use of his new wands?
DOES GIVING AWAY MY NEEDLES MEAN YOU ARE PRESENTLY UNARMED.
ONLY IF HE MASTERS THE LEARNING CURVE. VERY QUICKLY.
๐๐ ๐ i am NEVER unarmed damara ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed ๐๐๐ โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ and more about who is ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
@veritysGleam COME COLLECT YOUR BUG IN A CUP. BEFORE I STOMP IT TO DEATH BENEATH MY MAIDLY FLATS.
feast your proptotic bulbs on my half of the collaboration wwith herr dirk it is rare nowwalight for a man to meet someone wwith wwhom "shootin the shit" can temporarily abate the painful throb a the chronic crotch infection called life this is no mere turd slingin rather than aimlessly flingin the poopie the pitcher hurls his fecal trinket at the marble base wwith intent evvery movve is calculated an the twwo princes find themselvves at a stalemate wwhat happens next is a fusin a souls so beyond our mortal comprehension its cherenkovvian shockwwavve is enough to blind an entire carriage a orphans or maybe evven twwo orphan carriages like evvery young nobletroll i havve alwways found myself bewwitched by the davvid paintin a troll napoleon crossin the alps it wwould be no exaggeration to say this piece has touched an rubbed an tongued evvery corner a my barren bein in many wways this neoclassical masterpiece is a lovver but it is also a friend a teacher a hero an ideal an a damn good reaction pic for pwwnin bleedin pushers online in the wwise wwords a 4chum its too late ivve already depicted you as the hoofbeast an myself as a heroic military genius @ponyPal
Empoleon Blownapart, eh?
leavve it to the princess a darkness to stick her tiny nips wwhere they dont belong keep wwedgin your buds wwitch youll evventually make yourself sore failin to sabotage our manly bond
0๏ธต0 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR NOTHINGS. NO NEED TO BRING MINE INTO IT. YOU BITCH.
}:( can't catch a break...
(ส่จสโฌ) < I thought we had spoken about this. Why are you still te%ting her?
๐จ no reason, babe... just needed to... uh... ask her a couple quest1ons... get a couple of my th1ngs back from her h1ve, y'know...?
(ส่จสโฌ) < I was under the impression you got all your belongings back from her hive a long time ago.
yeah! 1 just... forgot someth1ng the f1rst t1me...
(ส่จสโฌ) < I'm shire you did.
awh c'mon babe, don't be l1ke that... here, 1'll get r1d of her number, okay? just... calm down a l1ttle b1t... haha...
YOUโLL WHAT.
noth1ng ๐ณ just jok1ng, doll...
แ(เฒ ็เฒ แ) < Delete her number.
DIE MAD.