DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
CAUTION ⚠️ WET FLOOR ‼️
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AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT KIND OF SHITFUCK CLOWN. DOESN'T SPARE A GLANCE. FOR THE ROTTEN BITCH. GLOWING EVIL COLORS. IN THE BACKGROUND. OF ALL THE PAINTINGS. IN EVERY STICKY CHURCH. WHEN YOU'RE DONE. LEARNING THE RELIGION. THAT WE BUSTED OUR CHUTES BESTOWING ON YOU. WHY DON'T YOU PULL YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. AND PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE HANDMAID. OF THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD. OH AND DON'T PUT HEARTS ON MY CHITTS. DEATH PENALTY. #HATEREACTSONLY!!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HERE. WITH SIMILAR COLORS TO ME. INCLuDING THE LOuD AND SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING TROLL GIRL. WHO SPEAKS *DISTRESSINGLY* SIMILAR TO ME. IT IS CONFuSING. HOW IS ANYONE SuPPOSED TO TELL WHO IS WHO HALF THE TIME?
DOES IT SHAME YOU. TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ME. IT SHOULD.
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
great chitt girl hated and loved it
lots to unpack here, svweetheart, including the fact that vwhen you threaten me it turns me on a little bit. vwe should do something together that invwolwves less body horror. i think that vwould be a good start. i lovwe a vwoman vwith such intense spirit and passion though.
evwerytime i open this app up to make a post i feel like im on a stage and the same four hecklers are in the crovwd, tomatoes already loaded up in their bags so they can toss them belligerently. do i really deservwe this cruel treatment? for vwhat? being sexy AND funny?
YOU CAN BECOME IMMUNE. TO HUMILIATION. TORTURES. HATERS. AND DEBASEMENT. IF YOU SIMPLY SHIFT. YOUR FRAME OF MIND. AND REALIZE. THAT NEGATIVE ATTENTION. IS STILL ATTENTION. AND IT'S JUST AS GOOD. PERHAPS EVEN BETTER. PURER. MORE RAW. AND BLOODY BETWEEN THE TEETH. THAN THE VANILLA GARBAGE. I HOPE YOU TOO. CAN THROW AWAY. THE WRIGGLER TIER CANDY. OF "APPROVAL SEEKING." IN FAVOR OF. THE THINKING MAN'S MEAT. HOPE THIS HELPS.
:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!
TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
I'M OFFERING YOU. THE BIGGEST. WETTEST. KUDOS. THAT I CAN MUSTER. #ARIGATOUGOZAIMASHITA
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT COULD BE BETTER. I WANTED TO ADD BLOOD. BRAINS. #GORE. VISCERA. AND ENTRAILS. BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE ANY. WOULD YOU LET ME PEEK INSIDE AND SEE. #HEEHEE #HAAHAA #HOOHOO #BITCH
WHO CARES IF A FELLA IS GAY OR TRANSITIONING. THE FELT STILL NEEDS THEIR ASS KICKED. THEY SHARE ONE ASS.
I TOOK ALL THE ASS FOR MYSELF. THAT'S WHY IT HARDLY FITS. IN MY SLUTTY LITTLE UNIFORM.
coolscar is literally cringe vwhy is evweryone so obsessed vwith him i mean they
LOOK. YOU REMEMBER BEFORUS. THE PICKINGS ARE SLIM. YOU HAVE TO HAVE. A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE. MAYBE COOLTHEY NICESCAR. IS THEIR MOST POWERFUL WARRIOR. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER. WE'RE SELECTING FROM THE SCAREBEARS HERE.
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
CAN YOU DESCRIBE SOME OF THE TEMPTRESSES. SO I CAN AVOID THEM BETTER.
N9, it's a hyp9thetical. I am just saying, *if* s9me9ne were t9 6e struggling with de6ased th9ughts 9f any kind, I w9uld just like t9 9ffer my supp9rt t9 them and remind them that integrity and strength 9f m9ral character is always prefera6le t9 giving in.
AAH. I UNDERSTAND. IT IS BETTER TO BE DENIED. LEFT WANTING. IT IS A PURER DESIRE. UNTAINTED BY ACTUALIZATION. WOW. I AM STARTING TO GET. YOUR WHOLE CHASTITY THING. YOU ARE KIND OF. EVEN SICKER THAN ME. IN A WAY. IT IS ADMIRABLE. THAT EVEN IN LONELY. ACHING NEED. YOU DENY YOURSELF. THE SIMPLE COMFORT. OF THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER. OR EVEN. YOURSELF. SO AS TO REMAIN FOCUSED. ON THE FAKE STRENGTH POINTS. THAT YOU ACCUMULATE. BY NOT THINKING ABOUT BULGE. #NSFW #KINDOFHOT #COULDNOTBEMETHOUGH #INEEDITTOLIVE
if you felt a large explosion shake the plates of the wwestern hemisphere that wwas me blowwing up the reactor at LLU HQ and stealin my fuckin airship back (wwhich they freely gavve to me so that i wwouldn’t be hivveless and i immediately opened the broadside cannons and deleted their fortifications the stupid fuckin lusus huggers)
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
do you like need help blink twice if you do
I'M ONLY #CAGEPOSTING. I'M AT WORK. IT'S AMUSING. AND RELATABLE. HYPERBOLE. ABOUT THE TOILS. OF BEING SHACKLED. TO RESPONSIBILITY. #ANDNOTHINGELSE #DONTASKMETHINGSTHATWILLGETMEFIRED #ONMYWORKCHITTR
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
TRUTH NUKE. I DESERVE HATE. MONEY. NOOK. AND BULGE.
so i got a confession to make after my hivve wwas dissipated before my vvery eyes and i wwas forced to wwander these wwastes like the peons do wwith no hivve to call my owwn i MUST confess to the murder of brrapp zooppp my arch nemesis YES it wwas me wwho hung his body on city hall to display for all my prospectivve enemies to see and be COWWED
NOW THIS. IS THE KIND OF WANTON MURDER. ABUSE OF CORPSES. AND REVENGE CYCLING. THAT EVERYONE ON ALTERNIA. SHOULD BE ENGAGED IN. CONSTANTLY. IF I COULD GIVE YOU A PRIZE. FOR BEST TROLL. THE SHINING EXAMPLE. ALL OTHERS SHOULD FOLLOW. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED IN QUALITY. AND PRESTIGE. FITTING YOUR STATUS. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY DON'T PAY ME. TO STOKE HATRED. AND FOMENT DISCORD. SO ALL I HAVE TO OFFER YOU. ARE NASTY LICORICE BARKBEASTS. IN INDUSTRIAL QUANTITIES. AND THE ADMIRATION. OF A FELLOW VIOLENT LUNATIC.
YES. THAT'S HOW THEY TASTE. #BESTICANDO. #THINKABOUTWHATTHATMEANSFORME. #FORONESECOND.
WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AND MEN AT?
IT WAS NOT AN INVITATION. IT WAS TO INFORM YOU. THAT WHEN YOU ARE ABSENT. US NORMALS. ARE HAVING FUN. AND ENJOYING OURSELVES. DUE TO THE LACK OF UGLY CREW. IT IS. A COMPLEX PSYCHIC ATTACK. CALLED "FOMO."