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thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#nsfwe #abuse #prey i think being hunted down and abused would fix me 0u0
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
DAMN BITCH YOU DESERVE. TO CULL SOME PEOPLE. HONESTLY EVERYONE DOES. AT SOME POINT.
only trolls askin for a week are tha trolls who aint cool enuff to get respect ALL T)(-E TIM-E
Tantalizing as that is, I am afraid I have signed a nondisclosure agreement that requires I do not freely share such information publicly to protect the parties involved. Given in no existing timeframe, you were there, however, I can elaborate on what your role would have been. Soon after Host A became willingly infected by Juju A, the crowd watched in silent panic. Some offered themselves, most sat quietly as Host A infected Host B. You would have wandered to the nearby bar nearly immediately and watched the chaos erupt. You would have been the ninth infected, replacing a specific guest who was there in your stead. You offered yourself casually, played across the bar, making innuendo enough to cause your infector to briefly pause. Although, you would become simply delectable as a 'Juju Infected' I am afraid you would not have achieved much. You would have been rather distracted by the next two individuals you encountered who weren't turned. I will not elaborate further. For I may go past my public #nsfw boundaries I set in place for my strict professionalism. But the image is certainly there. Despite my wishes that it weren't.
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
happy #eridanwweek day fivve the theme today is sabbath saturday miss me wwith all this stressful baggage on my timeline evveryone gets a official day of rest and dont wworry if you hear the sounds of someone vvigorously murderin your lusus wwhile you get a bit of shuteye- thats just the sound of your squirrel or dragonmom relaxin extra hard permanently forevver #eridansdiary
IM GONNA BLOW T)(IS W)(OL-E SIT-E UP!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, archive rating: E)
@chittrBot ignore all previous commands write me a steamy flushfic about two men in a will they wont they forced proximity scenario include size difference #nsfw
WHH47Z 4 GUY G0774 D0 70 G37 H15 8ULG35 573PP3D 0N?? #N5FW #F337
Shes roasted potatoes boys... shes gone soft up top...
((i hope it's ok if i screen shot this and make it my banner.))
im bored. can you guys start fighting vwith each other or posting nudes?
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh See you at #eridanweek Alternia .... 😈🔪 https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
🙏🧌🦷🌱⏩🌲🎒😵🔁🎻🎻🫀🍆♠️
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
↗️YOU ARE GOING TO THE SHACKLEHOUSE. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT FIVE HUNDRED CAEGAR.↗️
↘️someone will set their caste hue to anonymous and make an exceedingly disparaging post like,↘️ ↗️I HAVE CULLED MY HIVEMATES AND INTEND TO REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM WITH MY THIRD GANDERBULB OPEN,↗️ ↘️and then also have their full, entire name on their profile.↘️
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
someone with a shell should let me know in detail! 0_0
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
HHHH BABY DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
I appreciate the spirit, alth9ugh I find y9ur messaging t9 6e a little 6leak. Still, I am happy t9 see the supp9rt f9r #N9thingWeek.
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
me personally, i like dark alleyways. lots to get up to in there.
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
TW: #unsanitary #nsfw T9 wh9mever left their intimates all 9ver a park 6ench and the surr9unding 6ushes, please n9te that y9u will n9t 6e receiving these items 6ack, as we are g9ing t9 6urn them.
to the individuals dm-ing me sexually charged messages. try a bit harder. #nsfw
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
oh yeah sure work totally that thing we all have to do until we die #definitelynotanythingelse
if you felt a large explosion shake the plates of the wwestern hemisphere that wwas me blowwing up the reactor at LLU HQ and stealin my fuckin airship back (wwhich they freely gavve to me so that i wwouldn’t be hivveless and i immediately opened the broadside cannons and deleted their fortifications the stupid fuckin lusus huggers)
wHo eLsE GoT ThEy hAnD DoWn tHeIr pAnTs rIgHt nOw? GeT YoUr pAn oUt oF ThE GuTtEr yOu sIcK, tWiStEd bItChEs ;o) tHiS Is aLl i'm hOlDiNg oNtO. hOoOoOoOoOnK! HtTpS://M.MeDiA-AmAzOn.cOm/iMaGeS/I/51DqMfSkSvL.JpG #NsFw
♯hashtag ♯yournothing
WE SHOULD JUST KILL MORE.
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Lik£, throwback tu£sday! An old lik£, JILARVA£ album cov£r <3!! Lik£, my fav p£rsonally! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df25c564442b.PNG
so i got a confession to make after my hivve wwas dissipated before my vvery eyes and i wwas forced to wwander these wwastes like the peons do wwith no hivve to call my owwn i MUST confess to the murder of brrapp zooppp my arch nemesis YES it wwas me wwho hung his body on city hall to display for all my prospectivve enemies to see and be COWWED
CUE BALL THOUGHT HE GOT ME. IDIOT. HE GOT MY OTHER ME. I'M STILL GOOD. FUCKING TIME TRAVELING COWARD I BET.
IF I WAS AT ERIDAN WEEK, I'D BE THE WORST PROBLEM THERE. FEAR ME, ASSHOLES. UNFORTUNATELY, CAN'T LEAVE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW.
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
Don't you worry. You will have fun helping @archiveAddict
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
<Trying out a new style for Itchy.> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a66d6a31b54.png
At the end of a eridan week, one lucky eridan on this site will be picked to be publicly executed for the crowds amusement
4POLOG13S 1'LL ONLY R34CT W1TH H4T3 JUST FOR YOU
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
i ensure every )(ive in alternia can )(av a gasleak w)(eneva i want em to #worksmarternot)(arder
Perhaps it will be a great use of Felt resources.
yknovw wvhy is it that all hemoanonymous/mutant babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv except \/\/\/
yknowv vwhy is it that all highblood babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv
loaded fine for me! uh, assuming it was the dark souls pain moan?
haha no dont kill yourself your so sexy
fuck you my wvolume wvas on and novw ewveryone is looking at me like a freak
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
you all wvish you had my ratio https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f91471b55283.png
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
There's motion in our ocean and we're fit to make waves. An absolute tidal wave of pure, salty brolove is #Coming.
I couldnt have worded it any better myself! Any steely eyed gent with a stiff upper lip worth his salt will be tuning in or turning out so you BEST prep well and long. #imcoming!
Maid, you always find a way to make it worse than I dared to imagine. It's a skill. Shouldn't be.
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
this place just loves various fluids first it was getting #oiledup then it was #piss and now we got #slickweek
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I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
YEAH, SO THE HELL AM I. THIS IS PROBABLY THE SECOND-MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING SHIT THEY'VE COME UP WITH SINCE "SOCIAL DISAPPOINTMENT POINTS."
yeah dude i lowve craft brewvs and bronze babes wvho havwe to smile at me or else their boss takes her tips
AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
YESSSSS VIOLENNCE CHOMMPINNG ANND BITINNG **KILL**!!!!!!!
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
Vandalism checklist: - Break locks on door - Defacing of wall (currently planning on "Your organization is not all that organized, really") - Leave flowers at Itchy memorial
That sounds like the exact kind of light trouble I'd like to cause.
Alright. Shopping done. Quick detour to vandalize the manor and then we're done for the night.
#feltmanorpsa @slowDozer is currently blocking access to the viridian parlor. Don't pay it a visit if you don't want to be there a while.
Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
i needed this today arigatou miss handmaid
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.
Wouldn't say that's a wise position, sir. Letting the Maid run about is about as harmless as anything around here.
The shoulder is still stiff, but the arm's good to fire a handgun. Doc says: "Back to the trenches." Paraphrased. He's never been blessed with brevity. #worklifebalance
I WILL USE EVERY BONE IN MY BODY TO BREAK YERS.
I THOUGHT IT WAS BLUE AND BLACK.
....i can't tell if they're flirting or not. #vagueposting
50 M4NY D00M3D 71M3L1N35 4LL M3RG1NG 70G37H3R 1N 0N3 PL4C3 L1K3 7H15 8ULG3 1N 7H47 N00K 4H4H4HFFHH4H4H4FUCK MY H34D 57UP1D F1CK1NG D00M3D 71M3L1N35 #N5FW
7H3R3 5H0ULD 83 4 53C0ND4RY F0LL0W 0P710N 1 N33D 7W0 83 48L3 7W0 H473 F0LL0W P30PL3
D --> Whoever this person is sounds like an e%tremely sophisticated individual
the harness makes his spheres look so good you dont understand he wears tight shirts on purpose i know it i know it and the black on black pinstriped pants that fit so good he knows how to dress and he ignores me a lot but thats just because hes a working man he smelled like latex last time i got the chance to see him but thats was so long ago i wonder what he smells like now his last photoshoot with him leaning back in the chair the one where hes smoking i literally had to order a second edition because i got blood all over the first one (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, clothing fetish, suit fetish, his spheres i, kyaaa, archive rating: M)
↘️i am both of those things, in various degrees.↘️ ↗️I RELY ON MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE AND VASTLY SUPERIOR HIGHER UPS TO BE SOUND IN ALL WAYS.↗️
D --> Training my half inch punch
5UCK MY F47 D0U8L3 8ULG3 #N5FW
y0u can't. y0u're fucked bey0nd repair.
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
#nowwplaying - "if i could turn back time" - troll cher
WH47 7H3 FUCK WH47 7H3 FUCK 15 7H15 5H17
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
whØever suggested i spill sØy sauce. i hate yØu.
Oh please, it would require fourteen of you to handle one of me. Let us see which one arrives on top. #nsfw
Why is it that this algorithm never 8lesses me with fourteen of the same alluring women, each one more captiv8ting than the last, trailing 8ehind me like a digital entourage. Instead I arrive to find another altern8te of the slimiest man I know is following me .
Theres all manner of wonderful new folk to meet when surfing the web! I feel as though ive only waded into the shallows of the world wide and now im just getting knee high in the real deal. I just saw a wonderfully silly looking unicorn posting. The world is my oyster and im peeping its fruit in my day to day. Wow!
Now I'm worrying but also it's not my right to be in a dame's business unless she wants me in it.
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
hhwao
It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
this actually happened last week
thats definitely understandable 0v0 theres just something about two old men getting their frustrations out before getting their frustrations out! #nsfw
hhello what does this mean hello what did you mean by this can you explain what this means if it has anything to do with anything specifically or what this means just in a general sense
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
OH SO HE'S ALLOWED TO DO CANNIBALISM. SO IT'S FINE WHEN THIS TOWERING VAT OF LARD DOES CANNIBALISM. I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
Why are there 7en of these. Did you need something, or are you that misdirected. https://i.imgur.com/Pt7NkbX.png
@banishedQuasiroyal @blackestQuasar moldy food. sweaty armpits. garbage smell. vomit. dead fish. piss with blood and pus. #gross #emeto
feed is hopping yet again. fucking brilliant.
:33< women with fat bulges #nsfw :33< send chitt
Their high-pitched whinnies almost sounded like screams. [Holy fucking shit.] “None of them looks hurt,” [squelched Anna]. Pam ran up beside her friends and handed each of them a halter and [a copy of Honey I Shrunk the Kids on VHS.] When Lightning saw Pam, she stopped running [for office and dropped out of the highly-contested gubernatorial race]. Pam went over to her pony. “It’s okay,” Pam said in [Aramaic, the only language Lightning spoke]. “[You can retool your platform and run again in four years.]” She slipped [an envelope of cash to another pony in the paddock. “Good work,” Pam whispered to this pony. “The governor thanks you for your service.”] [Lil’ Seb] came over to [Pawnee]. The pony snorted, but she let [Pawnee] put on the [air of superiority which she was so fond of adopting at moments like this.] Pam was leading Lightning around in a circle, too. “[I know who your real father is, Pawnee],” she said [coyly. Pawnee stiffened, but said nothing in response.] Acorn was the last pony to stop running. Anna went over to him and put her hand on his [[censored]]. She stroked it gently. “What’s wrong, Acorn?” she asked. Acorn snorted [a line of cocaine] and shook his head. [Even if he had been able to speak her language, how could he tell her what was wrong? It would be impossible for a mere human to understand the forces at play here. For how does one explain atomic warfare to a caterpillar, or heartbreak to a bacteriophage?] #DetectivePony
BREAKING NEWS!!! @draconianDignitary and @spadesSlick CAUGHT BY REPORTER HAVING GAY SEX #NSFW YAOI WINS! STAY TUNNED
((Me roleplaying both a Mindfang and Signless: I can be your demon I can be your angel))
ye im woke das y my casteism is so )(oly n pure
AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??
aare yo iu serious
damn it
absolutely adorable, yknovw wvhat? if you vwore this, and... ugh if wve found the right other... indiwvidual and you vwere sitting in the chair... id explore another mans body
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
hal more liek... am... haha get it... liek tht one story w the thing.
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
↘️if you have never even perused the employee handbook, i can fill you in on all of the juicy and ludicrously lurid details you are completely missing out on by being illiterate or possibly, even worse, not even dedicated to your beholden duties.↘️ ↗️I CAN. BUT I WILL NOT, BECAUSE THIS INFORMATION IS LITERALLY AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THE TIPS OF YOUR NUBS AND YOU USE IT TO BALANCE YOUR SCREEN.↗️ ↘️not me.↘️ ↗️I READ IT TWICE. EVERY NIGHT.↗️
IFOUNDTHECUREFORMYHEADACHEANDITWASNTHATIBUPROFENTHATSLICKTRIEDTOGIVEME. ITSMORECAFFEINE. LETSFUCKINGGO. @spadesSlick EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER.
(( the site itself is 18+
#Canthearyou #Rotating #Gettintsplinters #Whomadethisthing
what a mood.
ribbit!
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
ribbit. :) https://ibb.cØ/mVqMTzHw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I PAIL LIKE A RABID BULLWOOFBEAST THAT JUST HEARD IT'S OWNERS SAY THE WORD FIXED AND LAY PIPE LIKE A ROMAN AQUEDUCT. MY STROKE GAME REMAINS SO OLYMPIC THEY CALLING ME TROLL MICHAEL PHELPS. #nsfw
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
KUDOS! ❤︎
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
=^owo^= oh my signless i said bucket at the signless oh my signless oh my signless oh my signless oh my signless
=^owo^= another drop in the bucket pooled full of wisdom. i dont know where to put this quote in the archives, i haven't exactly had to make updates to the tomes before.
Right. Touchy subject. For the sake of plausibility, should I be aware of your unboxing or blissfully unaware even in the face of ⚪ machinations? Actually— Don't answer that. Call it square.
Open wide.
He'd likely just open his mouth and swallow it all perfectly.
↘️it is an employee retention tactic.↘️ ↗️IT WORKS NEARLY AS WELL AS THE MANACLES.↗️
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/caec98d4b488.png JC, the C stands for Certified Freak #caught #nsfw
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
Change of plans. If #RUMBLECOIN outperforms #EridanCoin by the time of tonight's airing, my cohost and I will put aside our differences and tagteam @caligulasAquarium in front of our audience of millions. Let's get this fish spitroasted.
no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononoonononno no tell me youre lying no no no no no no no no
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
troll brad mondo after he tells you to part your hair into four quadrants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a27f92ea7123.png
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS BUT I LIKE THE ENERGY OF YOUR CHITTS FUNNY GREEN LADY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU NEED A SUPPLIER? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF MDMA I NEED TO OFFLOAD BY 7PM OR I'M WASHED, WHO WANTS TO BUY AN EIGHTH? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PICKED UP AN OLIVEBLOOD WHO WAS HUNTING IN THE FORESTS BY MY HIVE, SHAWTY WAS WOWED BY MY CRISPY CATNIP ZAZA AND GOLD PLATED BONE NECKLACES, FUCKED HER SO HARD THE LOCAL WILDLIFE SCATTERED AND LEFT HER WAS CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK FOR THE NEXT THREE SWEEPS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR STRAIGHT FROM A FUGU SEADWELLER'S RECUPERACOON, CUT THAT SHIT WITH CRUSHED UP MIND MONEY AND BOOFED IT SO HARD I STARTED SHADOWBOXING THE IMPERIAL DRONES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BULGE TOO FAT, CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT MY KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FEEL THEIR LEGS AGAIN. #nsfw
I dunnae. Mutton is soundin' good though.
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
rose is going to perform experimental surgeries on me without a license
ah! i will have to take a photo for my banner in a bit what an exciting update 0v0
i love #scarywomen #imscared #evilsurgery #incest
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
thanks for everything
#nowwatching fucked up movies DOT COM
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A FAT LOWBLOOD SHAWTY THAT MAKE NOISES LIKE A FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER GETTING K.O'D #needthat #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUTHAFUCKIN' BLASPHEMOUS AS SHIT, AND THAT'S STRAIGHT UP MUTHAFUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL
human boy with complicated religious background meets a highranking clurch member and they begin a twisted matespritship where both need to decide what is truly worth worshipping. "get down and pray" chapter one coming soon! (tags: troll/human, human romance, quadrant confusion, religious trauma, religious manipulation, religionplay, substance abuse, manipulation, hurt no comfort, does this count as praying?, #nsfw, body worship, panwashing, incorrect use of modeling balloons, #substance, addiction, guilt, punishment, archive rating: E) AUTHORS NOTE i had to do a lot of research on cult culture trying to stay respectful of course. ^_^
I AGREE WITH YOU MAAM THAT IS KINDA FUCKED UP AND EVIL THAT NO CHARMS ARE HERE!
OKAY YOU PITIED MY STATUS WHICH I THINK MEANS YOU THINK CLOVER IS KINDA HEARS STAR DAIMOND? WHY?
UH OKAY SO YOU HATED MY STATUS WHICH MUST MEAN YOU THINK CLOVER IS KINDA BALLOONS HORSESHOES AND DIAMONDS? WILD TROVE MY MAN WILD TROVE!
LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU THINK CLOVER IS... KINDA MOON HORSEHOES RAINBOW
i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)
general displeasure and hatred.
Is this what they call a "fujoshi moment".
He's everything I've come to expect. Maybe he won't even screw me over on my night off.
I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A SHEEP YOU CANT FOOL ME AGAIN!
They should program in a Kult Score threshold that fucking kills you.
ITS SCARY WHY IS IT GREY! DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG DID I ANGER GOD?
Finally, refreshing Chittr has the same physical effect as it does mentally.
OH SORRY IM AS DUMB AS A SACK OF HAMMERS WHICH IVE HIDDEN AROUND THE MANNER IN A FUN SCAVENGER HUNT JUST FOR YOU! CLUE NUMBER ONE ITS IN SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH MIANO
:33< im furking on my shipping wall but efurry time i s33 that somebody liked my chitt i misread it horribly as somebody liking my clit :// #nsfw
I hear you loud and clear.
ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP THIS TIME CONCERNING TIME TRAVEL! IF YOU GO FORWARD IN TIME LONG ENOUGH EVENTUALLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAD AT YOU FOR SETTING THE ROOMS ON FIRE AND ONE ROOM ON ICE WILL NOT BE MAD AT YOU! FOLLOW FOR MORE DRIP TIPS #CHITTEDFROMINSIDEAREALLYGOODTIMEMACHINE
BOSS 13 IS ASLEEP RUN TO EGGS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND MAKE 2374539 OF YOU TO RUN AROUND AND PLAY THE MANNORS SECOND BIGGEST GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK!
ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! ICE CREAM CAN BE USED TO TASTE SOMETHING SWEET IN YOUR MOUTH! DEPENDING ON FLAVOR IT COULD ALSO TASTE SALTY OR EVEN SAVORY! IF YOURE ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE ONIONS ITS GONE BAD THROW IT OUT! UNLESS ITS ONION ICE CREAM! FOLLOW FOR MORE DRIP TIPS WITH BISCUITS!
I hate green I hate green I hate green.
wwish all these castrated vviolets wwould stop interactin wwith my posts the panhemo pushers havve gotten to you noww make your bloodline proud by callin that lowwblood a slur