♦ pitied by @handMaid
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evwerytime i open this app up to make a post i feel like im on a stage and the same four hecklers are in the crovwd, tomatoes already loaded up in their bags so they can toss them belligerently. do i really deservwe this cruel treatment? for vwhat? being sexy AND funny?
HHHH BABY DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT.
Enjoying a nice whiskey, relaxing. Perfect night to not have to fend off an attack. #substances
look i knowv, beforus fucking sucked, i vwish i wvas the me that vwas hatched on alternia, but cmon. wvhy does evweryone lovwe this guy i mean they? just because theyre tall and nice and hot and knovwledgeable about an interesting subject? asshole
i just woke up and caught my kid trying to break open my vape please god help me before i do something i regret #substances
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turns Øut breaking sØmething while being the cleaner means yØu still have tØ clean it up. a shame.
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
eugh wwhat the fuck these licorice dogs taste like anthrax
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vwhat if im in lovwe for real
That is. Not good.
You will find that difficult. Your remedial training is set to begin soon, is it not?
what the fuck does this even mean?
YEAH, SO THE HELL AM I. THIS IS PROBABLY THE SECOND-MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING SHIT THEY'VE COME UP WITH SINCE "SOCIAL DISAPPOINTMENT POINTS."
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
98% of high rollers quit right before they win big #DontGiveUpKing
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
why can i not edit my posts anymore im going to claw my face off #nsfw #nsfw #nsfw gomen gomen gomen
↘️i am both of those things, in various degrees.↘️ ↗️I RELY ON MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE AND VASTLY SUPERIOR HIGHER UPS TO BE SOUND IN ALL WAYS.↗️
My only crime is NOTHING. I am an UPSTANDING and LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN. And one day, I'll be WRITING the laws you people so FLAGRANTLY DISOBEY.
What is beautiful princess disorder and why am I facing accusations of dysfunction.
a true fujoshi would never speak ill of himejoshi love and i love my yuri as toxic and rank as possible
hhwao
OH SO HE'S ALLOWED TO DO CANNIBALISM. SO IT'S FINE WHEN THIS TOWERING VAT OF LARD DOES CANNIBALISM. I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.
i am vague psiting soemn of yall cough gayboys cougj need 2 learn how comments work
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Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
what a mood.
ribbit!
edit four my pinned: you can see all nine other posts on this subject under the #charms tag! first of all, all #charms are romantic in nature. since not everyone seems to agree on what that means, basically, it just means a relationship with established specific societal expectations. we have nine charms, illustrated in the image below if i know how embedding works, and we typically aim to have three or more charms in an ideal committed relationship, although some people are weird and end up sticking with just the one or two. a relationship involving three or more charms is referred to as a 'trove'. https://i.ibb.co/cc5VNvFT/charms.webp
Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
Free yourself of using “high” and “low” blood, it is a ladder set by a lone Empress. She lifts herself to the summit, standing on each one of us under. No matter where you convince yourself you sit, you still have her boot marks on your shoulders.
swweet neptune no this cant be #eridancoin
no no no no go up you wwere goin up before #eridancoin
↘️it is an employee retention tactic.↘️ ↗️IT WORKS NEARLY AS WELL AS THE MANACLES.↗️
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/caec98d4b488.png JC, the C stands for Certified Freak #caught #nsfw
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononoonononno no tell me youre lying no no no no no no no no
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS BUT I LIKE THE ENERGY OF YOUR CHITTS FUNNY GREEN LADY.
rose is going to perform experimental surgeries on me without a license
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
I AGREE WITH YOU MAAM THAT IS KINDA FUCKED UP AND EVIL THAT NO CHARMS ARE HERE!
OKAY YOU PITIED MY STATUS WHICH I THINK MEANS YOU THINK CLOVER IS KINDA HEARS STAR DAIMOND? WHY?
UH OKAY SO YOU HATED MY STATUS WHICH MUST MEAN YOU THINK CLOVER IS KINDA BALLOONS HORSESHOES AND DIAMONDS? WILD TROVE MY MAN WILD TROVE!
LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU THINK CLOVER IS... KINDA MOON HORSEHOES RAINBOW
general displeasure and hatred.
Is this what they call a "fujoshi moment".
He's everything I've come to expect. Maybe he won't even screw me over on my night off.
Sir, yessir. Two stripes, one solid, and a bill pre-issued. Not a thing in the world more important than whatever nonsense you need now, immediately.