CHITTR HANDLE: @carbolicGalvanologist YOUR MESSAGE: I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU POST THIS OR NOT. I JUST DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO DO IT. ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT LAST ANSWER. EUGH. ANYWAY. YOU DON'T GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT ME TO DIGNIFY THIS WITH A PUBLIC ANSWER, AND FRANKLY, IF YOU DO, THEN YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS SADDER FOR YOURSELF. FEEL FREE TO CHUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING ASK FORM INTO THE GARBAGE INCINERATOR AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE READING IT. BUT EITHER WAY, HERE'S MY LATE-LIGHT, FUCKASS QUESTION. WHAT'S A KIND OF MUSIC YOU LIKE LISTENING TO THAT MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY *WOULDN'T* EXPECT YOU TO LIKE? LOOKING FOR WORK?: GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ME CARNALLY. BUT IF YOU EVER GOT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ABOUT YOUR FESTERING GRIPES AGAINST EMOTIONAL INTIMACY, *MADAME SUPERVISOR,* THEN MAYBE WE COULD PLAY BALL. THE BOSSMAN HAS A HELL OF A RECORD COLLECTION. SO WHEN I'M NOT BLASTING AYESHA EROTICA. OR CLOWN CHURCH TRAP MUSIC. AS A FORM OF SONIC TORTURE. I LIKE OLD SHIT. YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO SAY ANYTHING ON THE RADIO.
THIS ONE TOO.
WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL STAND HERE AND CLAP. I WILL SHOVE MY HEMOANONYMOUS FROND IN MY MOUTH AND APPLAUD LIKE A FUCKING SEAL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. THE ONLY THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY DEGLAZE THE GREASY RIND OF YOUR SUBMISSION TO THIS ASININE ASKBOX TREND IS THE FACT THAT EVEN THE UNCOUNTABLE EPOCHS OF YOUR EXPONENTIALLY ASYMPTOTIC DIPSHITTERY CAN'T *COMPLETELY* ERODE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC. IF ANYONE HAS A RIGHT TO LIKE THE CLASSICS, IT'S THE TIME TRAVEL MAFIA. HERE. YOU'VE EARNED THIS. KUDOS.
