CHITTR HANDLE: @arachnesGrasp YOUR MESSAGE: Would you be interested in helping me do revisions on my new non-fiction 8ook, "Hemoism is a Homo-ism: What We Get Right and Wrong A8out The Gay Roots of Alternia's Darkest Issues"? (Working title.) It's 8ased heavily upon my research into your employer, so your feed8ack would count more than anyone else's! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. BUT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSSMAN'S TYPE. FORTUNATELY. I'M SURE I CAN FIT YOU IN. UNDER A DESK SOMEWHERE. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. I CAN'T TELL. IS YOUR BOOK FOR OR AGAINST HEMOISM. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR HIPPIE DIPPIE LET'S-ALL-FONDLE-FRONDS-AND-SING-BEFORAN-UNION-ANTHEMS FRIENDSLOP. BUT IF YOU NEED HELP MAKING IT MORE HEMOIST. CALL ME.
Let's consider it something kf a "secular" analysis. Just the facts!
WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH MY EMPLOYER???? OR GAYS????