♦ pitied by @twentyfourCarat
this is not a fun fact. you'd make the worst in-law ever. :(
Well I Think We Should Just Kill Everyone, Your Descendent Is Probably Scum Like You Anyways
man i was gonna post some funny shit but i see the feed is up to its usual shit so i think ill go back to what i was doing instead
ivwe had my boyfriend put his fingers in my gills. question. vwhat is the appeal? feels fucking vweird.
I'll d∞ anything I'll d∞ anything I'll d∞ anything gghggghhgggh I hate it here
4lm0st slippEd 0n slimE tr7ing t0 g0 upst4irs L0L0L0L
ii 2lammed my bone bulge iin the car door. #n2fw
@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.
Miplehoof is blocked 🐴🎀😢😢😢😢 What did maplehoof do 🐴🎀❓
bruno i love you man
TODAY IS PANBOGGLINGLY HORRIFIC AND YET MY DEEP UNADULTERATED YEARNING FOR LA LA LAND PERSEVERES. FUCK. I JUST WANT TO SIT MY ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE SOFT AND COMFORTABLE TO WATCH A SOLID RYAN GOSLING FILM. I'D EVEN TAKE ONE OF THE SHITTIER, NON-ROMANCE RELATED MOVIES LIKE "DRIVE". ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN WALLOWING IN THE REALITY THAT SOMEONE I LOVED IS GONE. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.
∙☾__☽ would ask who's botherring you but ... knowing you you prrobably deserrve it
yall real lucky i was hatched in the m/)dern era where security cameras are c/)mm/)n. reaaaaally lucky
|m sorry for be|ng depressed |ll mAke |t up to everyone somehow
artistic rendition of me forgetting im anemic after getting up to strategically run around in a very human-like manner [1/2] https://i.postimg.cc/13XDHmZP/Unnamed.png
what 1 never understood was why these human v1lla1ns constantly feel the need to expla1n the1r schemes and plots, l1ke???? dude just shut up Why are your surpr1sed you’re fa1l1ng
aint no fucking way im COLD in goddamn JUNE.
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3> I can't stand whoever this Jade girl is. She seems basic. <3
im a go getter guy wwith a gun on my hip but jus searchin for tha someone to be firin it ivve narrowwed down the field an im takin a glance an id say youvve got a pretty good chance to be my girlfriend #lyricposting - go getter greg // ludo
✿ so nobody wants to be a part of #teamglurp no that’s fine dats okay it not like i cared or anything
You'll be free one day, Corpse of Troll Bruno Mars.
my d1sappo1ntment 1s 1mmeasurable, and my n1ght 1s ru1ned
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Industrial oven malfunctioning. Malfunctioning. Structural damage detected. ... My calculations tell me this appliance has been demolished. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
o| Be nIcE, hE’S GoNnA CoMe oUt |O
is it just me or does troll bruno mars llogging back on feell llike some kind of. bad omen? maybe thats just my doom aspect acting up...
▲bronya just told me off for smoking agian, something about making me live longer▼ ▲like im gonna live through my ordeals, mind your own fucking business brownnose bitch▼
I've recovered from my momentary humiliation.
uh is evverythin ok ovver there bruno
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
you are not allowed to shorten my name anyway. and no, learning that you *do* have desCendants aCtually just made my night muCh worse. Creatures like you should not be allowed to reproduCe.
4R3 TH3Y 3V3R G01NG T0 T4K3 TH4T TH1NG 0FF 0F Y0U TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS
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8y all accounts he should not 8e fucking a8le to do that, 8ut 8y this point I have just decided to accept this as your run of the grain-grinding hive Ampora shenanigans.
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
it doesnt take a lot to get me dowwn on all fours barkin up all the wwrong trees
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
#NOTHINGWEEK! WE WILL NOT FALL FOR CROCKERCORP PROPAGANDA!
i'm oVeR HeRe hOnKiNg mY HoRn mAn i gOt mOtHeR FuCkInG SlImE On mY HoRn rIgHt nOw mAn i'm jUsT HoNkInG My sHiT I'M MiRtHfUl aS FuCk mAn i'm a mOtHeR FuCkInG FrEaK MaN LiKe #ImCoMiNg #BoUnCeOnIt #ErIdAnWwEeK
#imcoming #ERIdANweek #suPerERIdAN #WEGOTHIM #messiahjane
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
1M SO COMFY 4ND COZY 1M 4BOUT TO GO 1NTO HYB3RN4T1ON
SMOKE WITH ME HUMANS
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/117935288_IHVzWv▽w5He0dCQ.png Okay... Last fish-post for now. This one's a little... revealing. As in this was a disappointing catch. B∇t we're all troll, aren't we. Not every catch will be a personal record. And that's okay.^-
worthless highblood men are trying to sabotage me again, i highly advise you to ignore whatever they say about me ~
Is it fis)(ing Monday? 380
You have no jurisdiction over my employees and independent contractors.
i wouldnt even catch a grenade for you! id be the person throwing it! or conducting the train!
those arent even lyrics to a hit troll bruno mars or troll silk sonic single! tch youre obsessed with me!
✨ No i am not bruno, i just want to help you! ✨
I need more strong beautiful, handsome people in my life. #lifeishard
OMFG lik£. YAY.!!!
wwe nevver found the body
Buy it.
TEST kitchen. For NEW recipes, Bruno.
...blink twice if you need help. ~~0o
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
you guys are about to vwitness the romance of the century take place before your vwery eyes.
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
ok guys i will start inter dimensionally transporting people back home. apparently shit got crazy at #eridanweek day 2.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars hasnt shown up? ]
i laso really like devotchka i forgot to say that but that one is also a very good petname also as well (tags: #thisprobablydoesntcountasavaguepostithink, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
I WISH I COULD #BOUNCEONIT. ALAS, I AM QUADRANTLESS. #NSFW
okay fair enough misgendering on #tTDOV is absolutely a crime punishable by mangling via heavy duty automated farming implements, mew~ but c'mon man at least wait til AFT3R his fuckin show mew~ 💖✨
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
Always #Grateful to have such a Caring #Moirail #RailsForLife #Diamonds4Ever #TheBest
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp