♦ pitied by @twentyfourCarat
TEST kitchen. For NEW recipes, Bruno.
this is such great news to hear troll bruno mars
...blink twice if you need help. ~~0o
gaiz is it gay 2 be inluv? #amicooked?
you guys are about to vwitness the romance of the century take place before your vwery eyes.
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
ok guys i will start inter dimensionally transporting people back home. apparently shit got crazy at #eridanweek day 2.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars hasnt shown up? ]
i laso really like devotchka i forgot to say that but that one is also a very good petname also as well (tags: #thisprobablydoesntcountasavaguepostithink, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
I WISH I COULD #BOUNCEONIT. ALAS, I AM QUADRANTLESS. #NSFW
okay fair enough misgendering on #tTDOV is absolutely a crime punishable by mangling via heavy duty automated farming implements, mew~ but c'mon man at least wait til AFT3R his fuckin show mew~ 💖✨
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
#eridanweek @twentyfourCarat FUCK YOU TROLL BRUNO MARS GET PROCESSED BY THIS THREADBASED FARMING IMPLEMENT UNTIL THERE'S "NOTHING LEFT" AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
I LIKED YOU BETTER AS PART OF TROLL SILK SONIC.
WAA. THERES SO MANYYY HIGHBLOODS ON HERE. NO BRONZE FRIENDS FOR ME? (*´Д｀*)
up to criminal activity right now :D!
Always #Grateful to have such a Caring #Moirail #RailsForLife #Diamonds4Ever #TheBest
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp