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@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.
@twentyfourCarat You're playing an upcoming dinner date of mine. Limber up. I like you better with active choreo and I want Versace on the Floor.
HOLY FUCK.
Finally tackling that pile o+f clo+thing I left o+n my wo+rk desk in o+rder to+ DIY. So+ satisfying when each piece is do+ne. 🖤
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[MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM AND THI$ I$ HUR$U$, MY BOYFRIEND @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN HUR$U$ HA$ A HUMONGOU$LY THI#K BULGE AND THAT$ MY WHY #N$FW]
@twentyfourcarat can we collab please! i love your music i listen to you biweekly
bruno!!!!!!!!!
omfg its bruno fucking mars!!!!!!!!
((I did misword that, to clarify I meant to say, not adhering to their headcanons on my *own* characters. That said. Someone saying they are transitioning to what is broadly accepted as an animal, and is an animal in canon, and then asking why they are an animal (not saying anything about the transness of it), only to be called transphobic is not comparable. I understand the metaphor here, but I don't think that's fair to leverage against anyone. I'm ending the conversation now because I don't want to stoke flames any further. I just didn't want to see this turn into an OOC witch hunt. I hope you have a good night.))
foh APT is literally playing rn
♯possible / i ♯remember the ♯evening he was ♯gunneddown / ♯visions
Were this strange event ever to come to pass, I believe I would come through, just to see.
And you were there. By god, you were there.
IMPOSSIBLE. SURELY AN IDEA SO SELF-EVIDENTLY IDIOTIC WOULD NEVER COME TO PASS A SECOND TIME.
The light aspect is geared inherently toward fortune. As the Seer of Light, my ability and role are the same: to guide others through the mazes of life toward the most fortuitous outcome. That aside, the light has other effects; giving me glimpses into the 'what would be' and the 'what will be' that bleed into my dreams so that I can never be certain if they were real. For example: I woke up this morning with the vaguest idea of some violetblood-centered event week, and whispers of a legendary return. I woke up with a pounding migraine.
lookin forwward to hearin this at your upcomin fortnite concert
▬▬[══YES! SHAKE THY FUNDAMENT FOR A SLAYER SUCH AS I. 😭═══>
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
-300 spundilkx in my bank account rn but i need 2 do it 4 feminism -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Unsure why my posts recieve so much hate. I am simply trying to uplift women, and Lowblood specifically. Do you hate women? Are you casteist? Reflect upon yourselves. I will continue to be an ardently hemoequal feminist until you are ready to sit down and learn a thing or two.
Men, please DNI unless you are willing to listen to women's voices.
Hm. I guess this one is kind of catchy. - MC Oleana
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:33 < Mew're such a radiant purrsonality, Mr. Nyars!
how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
I want you to stay dead.
8y all accounts he should not 8e fucking a8le to do that, 8ut 8y this point I have just decided to accept this as your run of the grain-grinding hive Ampora shenanigans.
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
#weCAME
Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#creamteam #bouncingonit #cream #wwecame
i wwish i could rechitt replies
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
OOC // SURPRISE... lol
sigh. #hescoming #bouncingonit #wecame
I dunno who this handsome mug is be yowzers!! He rises again! #IMrising! #bouncingonit
wwhy the panic its just #eridanwweek
(( Very brief moment where I thought this was a shocking twist wherein this specific Eridan Ampora account was straight up literally being run by Octopimp before I noticed the cameo logo. ))
#NOTHINGWEEK! WE WILL NOT FALL FOR CROCKERCORP PROPAGANDA!
<-|--|~~ NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
#bouncedonit #icame #eridanwweek #wwecame!!!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel like I know that veck... ]
no fucking way
#ibounc£donit #icam£ #£ridanw££k
o my fuckin GOD????????
hEY, wHERE DO i KNOW, tHAT GUY FROM?
i'm oVeR HeRe hOnKiNg mY HoRn mAn i gOt mOtHeR FuCkInG SlImE On mY HoRn rIgHt nOw mAn i'm jUsT HoNkInG My sHiT I'M MiRtHfUl aS FuCk mAn i'm a mOtHeR FuCkInG FrEaK MaN LiKe #ImCoMiNg #BoUnCeOnIt #ErIdAnWwEeK
#imcoming #ERIdANweek #suPerERIdAN #WEGOTHIM #messiahjane
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
Troll bruno mars... oh troll bruno how could this happen!
yeah that's a good banner image.
Is it fis)(ing Monday? 380
worthless highblood men are trying to sabotage me again, i highly advise you to ignore whatever they say about me ~
You have no jurisdiction over my employees and independent contractors.
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
i wouldnt even catch a grenade for you! id be the person throwing it! or conducting the train!
3833 < THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE FAT BOYS!!! > 3833 < Hi. > 3833c
#PLAYING MY TRAP CARD. WHICH IS CALLED. REDUCE TO ASHES. EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT THE HIDDEN QUEST ITEM. #FUCKYOURUGLYHOUSE
★★★ THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF TODAY IS NOT TODAY! IT IS NEXT WEEK WHEN ALL THE CHOCOLATE GOES ON SALE! TAKE HEED. ★★★
OMFG lik£. YAY.!!!
good no one should kill you but me tbm (tags: The Rankmaid/Troll Bruno Mars, pitchfic, blackrom, #violence, archive rating: (giiiirl))
wwe nevver found the body
wwait nevver mind i guess wwe did thats some relief i guess
TEST kitchen. For NEW recipes, Bruno.
✨ Hello my little monsters, Eridanweek is such a blast. A cage match between two humans and eridan was unexpected to see! I hope to continue watching the fun! #eridanweek #wrestling ✨
🚶♂️🐟🗓🎊🍻🥂 #eridanweek @fameMonster 🙏
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
TH3 RUM0R C0M3 0UT: @archive4ddict <3< @twentyfourCarat ????????????
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THOUGHT YOU DIED.
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
1 H4V3 B33N UNC3R3M0N10USLY BUR13D 4T #3R1D4NW33K
NRUNO WERE COMING FOR YOU STAY STRONG PLEASE
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek REAL GOOD WE DANCE IN THAT STUDIO SNAP SNAP TO THAT SHIT ON THE RADIO DONT STOP FOR ANYONE WE'RE PLASTIC BUT WE STILL HAVE FUN IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ]
I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing I cannot in good faith continue following @carcinoGenesis after what they tried to do to @twentyfourCarat with heavy duty automated farming implements. We may agree on some things regarding the cops (#fuckThem) but trying to be a copykitty of yesterday's tragedy is too far of a fucking line to cross. mew~ 💖✨
oH THANK, gOODNESS,
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
I HATE YXU. PLATXNICALLY. - MC Oleana
:33 < H33h33, purrhaaaaps. What a flattering thing to say to this kitty..
Oh, so you hate midblood women, Troll Bruno Mars? Is that it? - MC Oleana
:33 < We couldn't help but notice YOU from over there! What a triumphant return!
I heard that #EridanWeek is also profiting off the eXploitation of honest, hardworking midbloods. Maybe this isn't something we should be supporting.... #CancelEridanWeek - MC Oleana
I see Tro+ll Bruno+ Mars made a triumphant return.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! Troll Bruno Mars is.. back from the dead?!
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
I'v returned vrom circumstances beyond my apperception. How is the EVNT going?
okay i savwed one of the trampolines novw i just gotta figure out this genie wvish
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Fire On The Downline ----------- @draconianDignitary (I guess a felt member can be in pursuit, it would be funny if they want to.) #f2f #inperson #narration #potential-violence(?) #violence ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ The influx of private messages were all sounding off like a frantic plea from foes and a little less than enemy alike. They swirled around her like a storm‑tossed sea. She could not help but wonder how swiftly this quagmire had formed. Yes, she had taken the pistol, but the fallout was tallying quickly by a turbulent foe, a member of the Midnight Crew lay decapitated, his severed head a reminder that flirtations with danger do not absolve one of consequence. Though she knew not why she felt attachment to these living chess pieces, other than their fates echoed the memory of her own fallen cadre in their operations, but they were all long since gone to the abyssal depths of the sea. Her recent conversation with her former pedagogue gnawed at her, she had never spilled such emotion before, as to ask him why he cursed her to bear the oracles fate as he had. Such answers she had wanted to ask for centuries after her death, as she lowered the second fenestrated pane to herald his prisoner's arrival. She had intended to avoid the use of such a device; should he come through it an enemy, it would betray her position, and the uncertainty of trust weighed heavily upon her. Was the man she had been conversing with a reluctant ally or the next assassin poised to claim the newfound bounty on her head? She stood at the water’s edge, the dock yawning beneath a weather‑worn houseboat. In her grip, a cerulean blade, its pincered tip glinting like frost‑ed steel. Should a member of the Felt or the Midnight Crew emerge from the plane, weapon raised for a second decapitation-attempt tonight, she would be ready for whatever spewed out.
what a handsome looking fella!
#er1danweek afterparty 1s just some gal jump1ng on a trampol1ne... and 1 th1nk tavros d1ed...but 1t's pretty awesome otherw1se
ho i might be wrong for not attending #eridanweek ;-;
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
~165 people, and a third of them are at #eridanweek
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
THE PERFORMANCES FOLLOWING THE FIRST HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY MORE TO MY LIKING! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, EVERYONE. #ERIDANWEEK
:33 < @twentyfourCarat would mew catch a grrenade fur me???
My daughter is the scariest person I've ever met and I was abused as a kid. #abuse
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
YEAH YEAH! I have a HUUUGE announcement for all my fans across Alternia! I will be the headline performer for #eridanweek , SHAMONE! I'll be playing all my biggest hits like Troller, All I Do is Troll for You, Troll in the Mirror, and so many more! HEE HEE!
#amporacoin to the moon!!!
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¢-/==> 9h my g9g h9ly zhit HE IZ IN HERE?!!??!!!
it feels like sometimes people are just asking for me to take their credit card numbers. stop making it so easy, you're distracting me from my actual work
can wwe talk in privvate
nobdy respeks da clown music nymor :/ #eridanweek
fOR, tHE BALLS,
^^ Forget girlypop, we're about to girlyburst up in this. Girlyexplode. ^^
You're going to have to speak up. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. - MC Oleana
Looks like we're scoping our first disembowelments of the evening, folks! #igotgoredateridanweek #gore #nsfw
Apparently the lem.o°nades they are selling here at #EridanWeek are ab.o°ut 500 caegars s.o°. I am starting t.o° understand why business is b°o.o°ming s.o° hardly
THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down
// this is cracking me up
Looking forward to #eridanweek. Planning on scoping out the security around the lowblood camps. ♦️ Got to make sure our low queens are safe, right? ♦️
Getting a tailored suit for #eridanweek but violet fabric is running out fast
MARVUS?!?!?!!
1 h4v3 b33n g1v3n d3s1gn opt1ons thr33 4nd four. Uncl34r 1f th3y w1ll b3 m4d3. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/20723b5ffd1f.jpg
Wait. What's #eridanweek? Did someone not tell me about a PARTY? AGAIN?
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
now is a little late to tell me im supposed to have a date to #eridanweek now i have no time at all to implement the jt dogzone method
my vote is u get w)(at u get n u dont get upset
// I remmebered I have a fantroll that's super handsome, i think and DO i need to add another fish. No, but do I think he's very pretty... yeh. https://i.imgur.com/m2KzUJ7.jpeg
#IMCOMING #VIS #VERYIMPORTANTSKELETON
actually kinda spot on
$UICIDE I$ $ELFI$H, YOU COULD HAVE LET ANOTHER TROLL KILL YOU AND TAKE CREDIT FOR BEING THE WINNER OF A FIGHT FOR EXAMPLE.
guys trollbama is sick af he loves weed
[BEGIN CHIT] EXACT1Y WHAT E1zE AM I F0R [END CHIT]
[SENSITIVE] So unsafe to be feeding comany data into artificial unintelligence. Goldbloods are right there, and in case of a data breach, are much easier to call.
I Do Not Support Moirails Kissing. That’s What Your Matesprit Is For,
Isnt It Odd thAt In A thEOrEtIcAlly InfInItE UnIvErsE thErE ArE stIll A fInItE AmOUnt Of Us thAt hAvE jOInEd thIs wEbsItE? wOUld It nOt stAnd tO rEAsOn thAt thErE shOUld bE An InfInItE AmOUnt Of Us?
Breaking news!!!! Rlly important @bubbleBlower and @spadesSlick have been reported to be FUCKING MARRIED in secret!!!! HOW DID NOBODY FIND OUT!? stay tuned
I WONDER WHO THE DIGITAL NEWS WILL COVER NEXT.
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp