♣ mediated by @twentyfourCarat

*、tH3R3'S 410T 0F TH3M H3R3!⚡️

help, help, i think this sollux is pitch black rom flirting with me. that's my purse!!!!! i don't know you!!!!

yet you dont evwen knowv he murdered julioh onstage...

im not going to bat for you vwanting troll bruno mars, as funny as it is. i cant forgivwe him for vwhat he did to julioh.

he is NOT eridan’s son. he’s a descendant. not the same. therefor, he’s much better than the og source. @aeneasCaldarium pls correct this, dummy.

0H Y3AZ i zh0uld zay my 8l00d c0l0r IZ my t3xt c0l0r i am juz c00l lik3 dat

fuuuuuck i keep makin fish puns


this is not a fun fact. you'd make the worst in-law ever. :(

If I am the force that carries the tide, then you must surely be my moon~. I do it all for you~~~~.

@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.

jump in the caac
is it just me or does troll bruno mars llogging back on feell llike some kind of. bad omen? maybe thats just my doom aspect acting up...
you are not allowed to shorten my name anyway. and no, learning that you *do* have desCendants aCtually just made my night muCh worse. Creatures like you should not be allowed to reproduCe.

Wh3n im around him I 2tart to think that magic might mayb3 b3 r3al. Ju2t a littl3. Kinda a2 a littl3 tr3at yaknow?
#PLAYING MY TRAP CARD. WHICH IS CALLED. REDUCE TO ASHES. EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT THE HIDDEN QUEST ITEM. #FUCKYOURUGLYHOUSE

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