♣ mediated by @twentyfourCarat

@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.

jump in the caac
is it just me or does troll bruno mars llogging back on feell llike some kind of. bad omen? maybe thats just my doom aspect acting up...
you are not allowed to shorten my name anyway. and no, learning that you *do* have desCendants aCtually just made my night muCh worse. Creatures like you should not be allowed to reproduCe.

Wh3n im around him I 2tart to think that magic might mayb3 b3 r3al. Ju2t a littl3. Kinda a2 a littl3 tr3at yaknow?
#PLAYING MY TRAP CARD. WHICH IS CALLED. REDUCE TO ASHES. EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT THE HIDDEN QUEST ITEM. #FUCKYOURUGLYHOUSE

Buy it.
This Is Exactly What I Was Waiting For. We All Saw This Coming.
Three days


