eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me
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#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
B33 < damn nyall buried the hatchet aftpurr the war p hard huh
it wwas really less an eridani battle royale and more the council a eridans vvs all rogue eris so naturally our camaraderie remains steadfast and true
the PREFERRED nomenclature is #adorabloodthirsty thank you vvery fuckin much
they quake wwhen wwe enter and they tremble wwhen wwe wwalk and by they i mean all ye hopeless bitches trying to swwim in the same streams as us three do yourselvves a favvor and leavves the important matters to the eridans wwho knoww wwhat is wwhat
put your slugs awway i aint evven had my scaldin bean fluid yet
Y0u're grumpy cause y0u g0t the m0rning wiggles huh #nsfw
im not your fuckin lusus look up either term provvided instead a makin it my problem you fleabitten mongrel
wwhat people dont appreciate about me is that wwhen you boil it dowwn i am literally nice
-O-O-kay, I trust y-o-o-u implicitly starting right n-o-o-w.
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#eridanagenda #powwerscaling #debate
he would start monologuing and get riddled with stab wounds.
name one time i let theatrics get betwween me and a deathmatch obvviously in this scenario i lock in and unleash my full powwer
i mean to be honest i dont know you that well. my experience with you is mostly you trying to pawn off your dumb gun on me and getting your computer exploded by rose.
brilliant so you based your powwerscalin assessment off an interaction wwe had wwhere i wwas 1.) not a fully realized prince a hope 2.) concerned wwith objectivves other than wwinnin a death battle namely orchestratin a girlfight betwwixt you and lalonde and also literally bein nice by LETTIN YOU HAVVE MY GUN yeah argument denied im callin this one wwith one vvalid "yes he solos" and a pile a poorly reasoned "no he does not"s
Once upon a time I would have laughed in the face of this question, 8ut things have changed! I think that mangy dog-man would 8e a fine mist 8efore the fight even got particularly interesting.
death battle un-suspended so that i can kudos your apt assessment a the matter and assert that if wwe just locked in and fought the guy evverythin wwould of been ok
hMM,,, tHIS ONE IS, a THINKER i MEAN, i TRUST tEREZI'S ASSESSMENT THAT, gODTIER vRISKA, aT THAT TIME, wOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT HIM THOUGH, tHAT SORT OF HINGES ON THE FACT THAT, hER DEATH WOULD'VE BEEN, hEROIC-jUST, aND FOR THE SAKE OF THIS i THINK, wE NEED TO ASSUME IF YOU WERE CULLED, iT WOULD BE THE SAME, sO,,, wELL, hIS WEAKNESS IS SLASHING ATTACKS, bECAUSE OF THE HAND THING, wHICH YOU DON'T REALLY DO, yOU ARE MOSTLY A BLASTS GUY, bY MY REMEMBRANCE, wHICH i THINK IS PRETTY MUCH, tHE WORST TH1NG TO USE AGAINST HIM, aND REALLY RANGED ATTACKS IN GENERAL, sINCE HE CAN DEFINITELY TELEPORT OUT OF THEM, iF HE CAN DODGE BULLETS HE CAN DEFINITELY, dODGE BLASTS AND, sPEED BL1TZ YOU, wHICH IS PRETTY MUCH HIS GAMEPLAN, iN GENERAL, hE JUST NEEDS TO GET 1N, aND STAB, aND YOU'RE DONE, i TH1NK YOUR BEST hOPE, eHEHE, dID YOU SEE, wHAT i DID THERE, iS TO GET INTO HIS HEAD AND, mAKE HIM EVEN MORE BLOODTHIRSTY AND FOCUSED, tHAN HE IS TO THE DETRIMENT OF, hIS METAPHORICAL PERIPHERAL VISION, sUCH THAT YOU COULD TRICK HIM INTO A FOOLISH TELEPORT IN WHICH, yOU GET HIM WHETHER OR NOT, hE TELEPORTS, iN WHICH CASE i THINK YOU COULD DISINTEGRATE HIM, bUT HE'S ALREADY PRETTY DANG, bLOODTHIRSTY, sO,,, iN A VACUUM, i GIVE YOU, 3:7 OR, wHATEVER THE NOMENCLATURE IS, yOU WIN, 30% OR WHAT HAVE YOU, pROBABLY, mAYBE,
yeah but wwhen you consider the concerted effort put forth by outside actors (lookin at YOU @scratchDoctor) in removvin me from the alpha timeline vvia subtle manipulation so i cant come through on my prevviously assigned destiny to slay the lord a angels it stands to reason im capable of advvancin to the point wwhere im loww to mid diff stompin that mangy rapscallion wwith my myriad majyykal trickery fuckery speed blitz and melee specialty be damned im not evven strictly ranged no more i evvolvved past the need for strife specibi many god tiers ago BUT the eridan pictured aint necessarily me so if wwe are talkin ordinary ascended six swweep eri wwell they wwere doomed for a reason so unless its ME!eridan i think youre bang on probably
i WAS THINK1NG, sIX SWEEPS MOSTLY AND, a RELAT1VELY NEW GODTIER, yES, i THINK THAT, aS IT STANDS NOW, aS LONG AS YOU COULD GET SOME BRAIN GHOSTS, iN THE MOMENT, tO RUN DISTRACTION AND PIN HIM DOWN, yOU'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD SHOT, eSPECIALLY WITH, wHATEVER SPELLS, i DON'T KNOW, oF WHICH YOU HAVE,
#boysnight
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU. #HELLOSTRANGER. #AREYOUFREETOLIGHT. #YOULOOKJUSTLIKEMYNOTHING. #HHHH.
eridan wwar 3: eridan amps back
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
i mean it is mainly wwhere the batteries are kept but i like wwhere your think pan is at
wwell its nice a you to share your scent related fantasies wwith us ter thanks
Awww! 38) So sweet! I am so )(appy you are back into magic again! I s)(ould visit and give you a tower warming present!
IS IT ERIDANS ONLY IN THERE. OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS. WHERE YOU SAY IT'S ALL BOYS. BUT IN TRUTH. YOU'VE INVITED ALL YOUR OTHER WHORES. EXCEPT FOR ME. #BOYSNIGHT #STILLBITTER.
wwhat sort a honorless slug wwould i evven be to bar paradox spaces most dedicated chilly chaser from the glory of royalblood vvalhalla
DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO TURN YOUR LOCATION ON. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. #ONEGAI.
neptune havve mercy
they better not let my hungry ass in those broodin cavverns
not the wworst puppet corpse party i been to so far the last one bleww the fuck up
im at it noww this ones an actual marionette named mister or wwhatevver the fuck
#byemister
there is no point in askin "wwho wwant me" because the truth is wwritten upon evvery blood pusher you are the wwant me it is you
࣪⊹₊˚{ -444 HICAPOINTS }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i want you ... at the funeral. little mister ASKEd for you sPecifically -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
im choosin to interpret this as negativve points correlate to burnin pitch desire
uhm he SAId one sec i wrote it dOWN he SAId 'SENd in the Prince. the Prince of clout, so that i may have the Presence of hoPe in my final moments' also that he thought the AddITION of the BEARd was a nice touch. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
࣪⊹₊˚{ SHUUUUT UPPPP NO THEY DO NOOOOT!!!! fourk you! im amending the ruleset!!!! t}>0<t{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
im exactly one eridan tall
yeah except this is the first time im seein that chitt youre tellin me this for the first time right noww
I just feel like you posted this one already before.
u don't get service 4 nothing man. ur always complaining and its scarin the potential partners
i havve to assume its a traditional sludge treasured by her people
SHIT red alert air raid imminent get minion eridan dowwn to the mustard chamber RIGHT FUCKIN NOWW and kick those layabout solbatteries into maximum output wwith condesce cakesittin povv vvideos i need a red and blue barrier ovver this hopedamned magespire faster than i can say powwwwowwww #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #suggestivve
Other Trolls Can Read What You Write, You Know.
youre in my thoughts and prayers all.
i wwas hacked
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Wow~~~~~ lucky chap~.
What, you expect discretion? Privacy? Not to be included in advertisements for the porn site? It's like you don't even know me. What happened to us.
SIGH i guess yeah wwhen you take into account literally evverythin about you wwhatevver indignation suspended because at least i look good
genuinely howw im rollin up to #boysnight right noww
noww before you start hatin just keep in mind this shirt adds +11 rascality and hubris
wwell wwell look wwhat just wwashed ashore (delivvered by a parcel courier in maids attire) ill be there @caligulaAscendit #imcoming to #boysnight
WHAT IF I AM SO SHREDDED. AND DECKED THE FuCK OuT. THAT ME SHOWING uP TO YOuR PARTY. RuNS THE RISK OF INSPIRING INADEQuACY IN OTHERS. THIS SOuNDS LIKE A PERFECTLY APPROACHABLE. AND TASTEFuLLY FORMATTED INVITATION. BuT I MuST BE CONSIDERATE OF LESSERS. WILL YOu HAVE LESSERS AT YOuR PARTY. ERIDAN?
THIS IS AN OPEN LINE OF INQuIRY. TO ALL ERIDANS. TO BE CLEAR. I ASSuME. YOu TALK.
wwe confabulate im hostin though so im the eri you wwanna be barin your chiseled hulk green torso to in supplication plus twwo eridan points if youre oiled
an yes there wwill be lessers quite literally considerin attendance is skewwin disgustingly wwarm
HOW STRICT IS THE BOYS ONLY DEAL.
I CAN VOuCH FOR THE HANDMAID. BY THE WAY. SHE IS AN ACCESSIBILITY FEATuRE. THINK OF HER LESS AS A PERSON. AND MORE OF. EITHER. ONE OF THE BOYS. OR MY MOBILITY AID. SHE MOVES HEADS. IN A DIRECTION OPPOSITE OF THE WAY THEY NEED TO FACE. TO SuSTAIN LIFE. WHEN I DO NOT LIKE A PERSON. OR THEY TRY TO START SHIT.
wwhile im normally sympathetic to playin into maras unpersonage fetish by any means necessary im goin to havve to put my flipper dowwn on this one boys night is sacred its beautiful and it must remain pure i expect to see you at the party mansion caliborn but not your handmaiden
if its any consolation im pretty sure you can upgrade your subscription at plushrump and see it all uncensored courtesy a nekotron
YOU HATE ME AND WANT TO STOMP ON MY FUCKING PUSHER UNTIL I DIE.
YOU WANT ME TO SETTLE FOR YOUR YAOI SCRAPS. LIKE A STARVING BARKBEAST. FINE. FINE!!!! YOU’RE LUCKY I’M INTO THAT.