eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #gpoe for pics of me
the prince guides a 30 boondollar megido monday margarita betwwixt his thirsty maww at casa de ampora formerly knowwn as fiesta loca in neww can city #advvertisement #grrrmondays
I h0pe y0u are enj0ying y0ur #megid0m0nday margarita
its alwways some baldfaced milksop comin out to wwhinge about my distinguished mane wwhat else is there to do except shake my head and enjoy another month rent free in their think pans
d0nt let them get t0 y0u, y0u l00k really hands0me with y0ur beard we b0th kn0w i 0nly call it ugly when im mad at y0u
thats the spirit. if someone wants to look like a drug lord living in a mansion in the islands i say more power to you
is anybody mad at me
I AM GENERALLY DISAPPROVING OF YOU BECAUSE YOU EXIST. DOES THAT COUNT. —EMBER💥
gotta throw in my favorite tag. #erichuds
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my gender identity is sigma male. my pronouns are wwork/hard. i stim by makin money. im hyperfixated on the grind. my special interest is the hustle. my coping strategy is castin spells. i kin success. i dont havve rejection sensitivve dysphoria because rejection is a mindset
ii cant beliieve ii almo2t laughed at thii2.
NOW HERE2 A F1NE YOUNG MAN WHO2 GO1NG 2OMEWHERE 1N L1FE! #GR1ND2ETM1ND2ET #HOLLAHOLLADOLLADOLLA #CLOCK1NG1NATTHEJO6FACTORY #WORK1NGHARDNEVERHARDLYWORK1NG
just wwait until you find out wwho wwill be on the cross at the crucifixion wwhen #eridanwweek2 finally has its #secondcoming
1s th1s a communal vot1ng th1ng or do you just get chosen and ra1l-1 mean na1led
ONEGAI. DID YOU BOOK INCELIDAN. OR A CRONUS. EITHER WOULD BE MAJOR.
the people yearn for eridan wweek
id like to congratulate the brilliant minds at gentlemens quarterly^2 for their impeccable taste in princes and wwizards not the wworst newws to come back to after an extended holiday in another univverse ((art by @gallivvantingGourmand!)) #gpoe #gq^2 #fitcheck
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE BLAZER NO SHIRT GILLS COMMANDO.
much as id lovve to continue loiterin around this quaint little pastoral shithole drinkin wwhipped instant energy sludge and inflictin terrible vviolence on the locals vvia the means a my eager manservvant all good things must come to an end except OBVVIOUSLY my reign as prince a hope wwhich wwill last ad infinitum lucky for me before i dropped @gallivvantingGourmand off at the torture cylinder depot and began scribing my teleportation circle for one a certain foulblooded bitch of unfathomably ill repute @handMaid fleww across the sea and only mildly destroyed the countryside so to join me for spinach grub pies and energy sludge wwhile wwe wwatch castio duel someones dire cholerbear lusus to the death in the vvillage square ill miss this place #slaycation #gladiating #finality #randomvviolence #miniongoals #gpoe
SOMEHOW. I DON'T THINK IT'S HIS FIRST TIME MANHANDLING BEARS.
turns out the troll roman forum is inaccessible tonight due to corpse pileup or construction or wwhatevver so i had hektor attack a random man on the street instead so at least the trip out here wwouldnt be for nothin #slaycation #miniongoals #vviolence #gladiating
come to the troll roman forum in thrashaloniki in 15 minutes if you wwant an ass kickin (from the big guy not me) (you couldnt take me) #slaycation #gladiating #mythrall #trollgreece #miniongoals @gallivvantingGourmand
You should let me hold the camera next time, lad~. I'm here to serve~!
PREPARE F⧃R HIS D⧃UBLE PENETRATING STRIKES
d*mn... 1'd gladly take an ass k1ck1ng from mr. cast1o };)
sendin hektor @gallivvantingGourmand dowwn to the cafe to get me a espresso freddo but wwhen he returns therell be a enraged hellbeast wwaitin for him that he must defeat bare handed before delivverin me my coffee and this is the bare minimum you gotta expect from your wwarrior thralls by the wway #slaycation #miniongoals #espressofreddo #conjuration #managementtips
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im sayin because like there truly are feww greater rewwards than the knowwledge you havve succeeded wwhere others havve failed
wwhoa back the fuck up malaka you almost made me drop my zampón pepponioú #slaycation #gpoe
That actually sounds really great right now.
though my #slaycation is far from ovver i still find myself driftin towward the unreal heiress vvirtual reality tiaratop to hop on FLARP ONLINE for a quick sesh meet me in the land a wwrath and angels on the human kingdom realm for an ass kickin and followw me on tremble.tvv/princeofhope #gaming #streaming #flarp #pvvp
vvery fine im sure all those wworldly possessions and unfinished business anchorin you to this plane dont come cheap
thats wwhy i fuck wwith you zucc youre alwways showwin support for royalty
Of course, my apologies~! Just so you know, I barely think less of you for it~.
great fun on a planet wwhere wwe cant do bloodsports no more cause of wwoke but im also knowwn to run up VVR flarp wwhich is a different game more true to the last ruleset wwe got for the original before wwe bleww alternia to smithereens
i dont suspect team charge will make a return but that sounds like it removes the implied f from flarp and the implied la sounds like youre just playing rp online
the absurdity behind clingin to legacy nomenclature aint lost to me but wwe gotta recognize a certain powwer that prestige names like that hold especially wwhen its the name a somethin sevveral creators did for fun as wwigglers
look at these old salts not a palmhusk in sight nor a care in the wworld only the spirit a stygian competition boilin awway evven at their advvanced age thats wwhat wwe lost as a society on earth i think #slaycation
despite the desperate efforts by my many haters and enemies i wwill continue to cast my incredible hivvemade spells and don my genuine lusus leather sorcerers garb ESPECIALLY at #gothnight do NOT attempt to stop me again #sorcery #wwizardry #gpoe #myspells
0nce again i must swall0w my pride and admit the fit is sick
ERIDAN I SENT YOU SOMETHING VERY DISGUSTING AND TIME SENSITIVE ON YOUR PALMHUSK. PLEASE PICK UP.
id ask howw the fuck you got the image printed out so fast but wwe both knoww a time clone prepared that shrine for tribute
࣪⊹₊˚{ fine.... fine! FINE. FINEEEE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ +4 hicapoints }>A>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
as a matter a fact it wwas delivvered to me by a subservvient angel that placed it upon my head and wwhispered "your fuckin enormous leather wwizard hat my liege..." wwith quivverin revverance in the presence of its prince
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey!!!! do you seriously think pinching my quirks going to net you morray those????? }9_9{ because its seriously SERIOUSLYYYY not! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ probably }<o<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
felt like gettin awway from the office for a wwhile so i magically tore a hole through space and time to troll greece wwherein i havve found and captured a wwell knowwn gladiator/chef/wwhore so that i may pit him against wworthy challengers a my choosin on the street much like one wwould wwith fiduspawwn but this rambunctious horsaponi has a goddamn halberd @gallivvantingGourmand #wwizardry #slaycation #gladiating #collab
PUTTING THOSE OUT ON A SEASHELL WHEN YOU HAVE WHORES AVAILABLE. SAD!
ivve sat my vviolet ass dowwn and i am listenin and learnin come to troll greece
dont you think you gained somethin from your ordeals in the torture cylinder though
I’M IN ITROLLY... AT FIRST LIGHT. I LOOK ACROSS THE WATER. AND REACH FOR YOU. SLUGFIRST. SO CLOSE. AND YET SO FAR. #COMETOITROLLY #WEHAVEPORRIM.
im climbin on hektors back and ridin him there like a livvin motorized wwater surface travversal devvice
You're absolutely right~! That kind of wisdom is why I let you order me around and spank me like a sluggish hoofbeast~.
neptunes gills i really think i got a problem wwith maintainin my self respect wwhen it comes to beautiful and deadly wwomen soaked in blood
self-respect is for suckers.
wwhat if wwe clashed our beam attacks at #gothnight
are wwe permitted to spill blood at #gothnight
You can kill pawple at goth night if I get a bite...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #NOTTOBEUSEDASEVIDENCEOFMYALLEGATIONS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
ludicrous fuckin upscale for wwhatevver troll managed to gank those twwo can wwe just acknowwledge that #powwerscaling
so im just supposed to see twwo gods be slain by mortal blades and not find that kinda fuckin notewworthy jeez evveryones so sensitivve