eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me | opinions expressed herein are mine alone etc
blocklist cleared wwe die like men
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
all you got to do is showw up and myriad wwonders wwill be yours to enjoy
my brother i am you if u could open ur eyes and see that wwe had a vveil hung ovver us and the vveil wwas a strange feudalistic mess that servved only to perpetuate child soldiers
wwhats wwrong wwith child soldiers child soldiers are paradox spaces preferred candidates for godhood from wwhat i can tell
Still have to fight me and you're out getting oiled up with Twink 1 and Twink 2?
HE'S ENGAGED IN #WARCORRESPONDENCE AND #BATTLEFIELDJOURNALISM. AND #YAOISTUDIES. YOU HAVE YOUR POUND OF FLESH IN TIME.
i havve yet to see evven one caegar from redglare in exchange for my participation in that upcomin scrum but loww key i am gettin the point that ill just go do it for fun but then also i aint exactly been houndin her so i should probably touch base
HAA HAA. I'M A LOT OF DEPLORABLE THINGS. BUT I'M NOT STUPID! YOU WON'T CATCH ME DEAD. IN A FAIR FIGHT. WITH A BLUE BITCH. ON HER HOME TURF.
alright FINE i wwill finally clear up all misapprehensions and mysteries and revveal that i am The Thaumaturge it is me #outglutmasquerade #fitcheck #truthnuke https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c64b10ab04c5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc95376794e.png
Fuck. I can't believe it. I was so thoroughly fooled. You truly are a master of disguise.
↘️hhhhnggg i will require time to↘️ ↘️tyype mythoughts professionalky.↘️
all these machinations got me feelin like the vviolet arsène lupinn
:33 < i got the vibe that the thaumaturge was a real protector type and maidling was designed for servitude. so they were an inwardly spiraling cycle of service to one another!
wwait true and maid x prince is near penultimate in its status among pairin archetypes wwho wwas the maidling
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
EXCELLENT BEAM ATTACK. AND THE SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN PEACE AND FREEDOM. YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST. AND DEATH BEAM ATTACK IS YOUR BRUSH. FIVE STARS. NO NOTES.
Fantastic )(ole! It's practically gaping! 38D
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
good mornin postin hole soon
Good morning!!! 38D Can't wait for #)(ole!
GET A GRIP, MAN. For corn's sake, stay your hand!!!
there is no stoppin this noww ivve already done the necessary prep all thats left is to execute
rankmaid demands hole and hole she shall receivve
i am not posting that on the fucking timeline but feel free to contact me privately.
:o) So testy... :o) So hostile! when have i ever been known to do a motherfuckin' thing like that?
wwait i didnt evven realize i broke 20k kult last night fuck yes the epoch of eridan is goin so strong howw shall i celebrate this glorious milestone my loathsome parasocial cohort
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cull yourself?
How does one achieve such high stats in the parasocial game, I must know
Become an angel investor for a tech startup. Also, lose the shorts. - MC Oleana
can you celebrate by doing a wwizard photo shoot wwith me
fuck yes my badge count growws
https://i.ibb.co/fVZzNGRk/image.png How you look talking about some shit like "badge count."
that is exactly wwhat i look like my kiddie camper handysash is filled to fuckin burstin wwith accolades and powwer ups elevvatin me to feats a strength youd nevver imagine
NOR IS IT WHAT I IMPLIED!!! KEEP YOUR NASTY FUCKING IMPLICATIONS AWAY FROM ME, I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT THE ENTIRE 'BADGE' THING IS WAY TOO FUCKING MASTURBATORY AND EGOTISTICAL!
i suppose i shall havve to conjure up a wwizardly fit noww per my pact wwith @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
What I mean to say is. Lose the trunks an put your clothes back on. You look cheap. - MC Oleana
NOT VERY MUCH FIT TO CHECK. SO I AM FORCED TO COMMENT ON THE WHORISH ARCH OF YOUR BACK. AND THE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF GILLS BEFORE ME. 8/10. SHORTS ARE TOO LONG. AND FAR TOO OPAQUE.
#FishingWithTheFellas
i lovve the toe rings eridan keep up the great wwork you look marvvelous
thanks eridan i am certain youre wwearin just as many if not more makin us comrades in this game a adornin our tootsies
the most royal toes in the entire sea that is for darn sure my sea wwolvves bark up a storm wwithout an assemblage of toe prints and gold bands
hrn perhaps somethin ought to be done about this #cagttl situation perhaps a council of eridans must be called
Cronus is not only literally harmless, 8ut he is only posting these things to get this attention. It would see 8eing a8le to ogle women on here without repercussions has em8oldened him.
YOU’RE ALL PLAYING INTO HIS HANDS. GIVING HIM ENGAGEMENT. JUST READ THE POST. HAVE YOUR GIGGLE. AND MOVE ON. #WHOGIVESASHIT.
this shit has fuckin consequences mindfang i EXPECTED youd appreciate that wwe as eridans might havve a vvested interest in keepin his chicanery in check lest all amporas get lumped in wwith the foul and uncouth behavviors my ancestor has dedicated his afterlife to stainin onto our once honorable name already came crashin dowwn on me once yesterday and i fear this wwill only get wworse as time goes on
YOU'RE MAKING POINTS. YOU HAD BETTER DO SOME FOUL AND UNCOUTH BEHAVIORS OF YOUR OWN. TO DISTINGUISH YOUR BRAND.
im literally nice wwhy wwould i evver do such things
atp yea bc shunting him 2 the edge of everything/nuthingsville for a dick million yrs didnt help :/ #cagttl
i do not YEARN it is beneath me i conjure i manifest i evvoke #dailyaffirmations #majyyk #sorcery
im feelin quite satisfied on the bitches front thank you
this is wwhy you dont fuck the hand that feeds
this does not pertain to you filthy goonblood go back to makin chitts depictin the wwomen wwe knoww as sensory homunculi
wwhile i easily solo that vvirulent pustule on asscrack a his mirthful demiurge wwithout question be vvery assured people that is her emotional support goresoaked circusfreak so thats wwhy i aint gettin in their wway wwish theyd keep it in DMs though
I know, right? I'm almost jealous of how ardently they flip through all this shit with each other, 8ut who has time for a8lution trap 8utchery these days? Aside from Jane, I guess.
scryin some concerning things on my crystal ball right noww #Yeesh #NotTouchinThatOne
Mr. Ampora as your peer and possible future business partner I am IMPLORING you to intervene!
The security cams can run Doom, you know. Hop on.
feels like i missed somethin last night
hopesploded the pink moon green moons next
good mornin eribody
[[Tandakatan !]] Good morning brother What's your type ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
my type huh wwell ill admit i feel a certain affinity to tall wwomen wwith large asses that are preferably strong enough to kill me wwhy do you ask
[[Tandakatan !]] You and I were always meant to be best friends https://i.postimg.cc/28bbD3HG/Screenshot-20260512-111451.png ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
am i literally so back right noww
#eridirkjake wwas seen in neww can city
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>> he... abડo1ute1y ¡ડ not. but ¡ fee1 bad e¡ther way, even ¡f he ¡ડ a bad perડon.
hes literally an honorable wwageslavve and my silly hopbeast wwhy does evveryone got to stomp on his bulge all the time this wwasnt about him but damn
>> He 1¡tera11y to1d me that my 1uડuડ ¡ડ better off dead than be¡ng my cuડtod¡an. He ¡ડ a terr¡b1e perડon. ¡ ડt¡11 fee1 bad for h¡m.
>> mmm... ¡'m not ડure about that here, but yeah. He'ડ ડt¡11 a perડon.
so he gets up to a little banter havvent wwe all
>> Oh fuck off dude. You know damn we11 ¡t'ડ not juડt banter, even he ended up apo1og¡z¡ng for croડડ¡ng the 1¡ne.
eiuuguhhg great. like we needed more of those trolls around...