eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #gpoe for pics of me
neptunes gills i really think i got a problem wwith maintainin my self respect wwhen it comes to beautiful and deadly wwomen soaked in blood
self-respect is for suckers.
wwhat if wwe clashed our beam attacks at #gothnight
are wwe permitted to spill blood at #gothnight
You can kill pawple at goth night if I get a bite...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #NOTTOBEUSEDASEVIDENCEOFMYALLEGATIONS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
ludicrous fuckin upscale for wwhatevver troll managed to gank those twwo can wwe just acknowwledge that #powwerscaling
so im just supposed to see twwo gods be slain by mortal blades and not find that kinda fuckin notewworthy jeez evveryones so sensitivve
deeply indulgent repost for the friday crowwd #gpoe #eridanwweek #mycovverphoto
YOU HAVE TO PUT A SACRIFICIAL SUFFERING STALK UP AT THE HOPESPIRE. THE THINGS I WOULD DO. CAN YOU HEAR ME. PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. ERIKUN.
wwhat if i told you there is somethin vvery beautiful and true awwaitin you in the dungeon #mydungeon
You're braver than an imperial drone, lad~.
howw open are you to performin your poledance routine at my evvil wwizard towwer in the ethereal plane
wwhere are all you guys gettin these sgrub copies from wwe had to make a bifurcated scoliotic assblood compile the program from ancient stone tablets in a decrepit underground croakbeast temple to do our planet destroyin genesis quest
Basically the biggest asshole we've ever met found the code somewhere and just dicked around with it until he got something to work. Then he forced us to play with him.
see thats real similar to my thing and thus its believvable maybe wwere lookin at a paradox univversal constant here vvis a vvis incorrigible jackasses bein responsible for kickstartin the gamer apocalypse
damn and here i thought you lot wwere all just scuttlin dowwn to the local maimstop and grabbin a copy my fuckin bad i guess
clovver has been released from confinement as a flesh cube due to my forgivvin nature #nicedan
used my majyyks to turn clovver into a flesh cube
magic is fake - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
A horrific f8te. He will return stronger than ever.
his fault for bargin out the damn air vvent and doin his wwhorish jig on my desk wwhile im tryin to wwork #timeandplace
you cant tell me you nevver grabbed that jubilant little trollop and threww him hard as you can against a wwall at least ONCE
ANY OF THE REST. SURE. BUT FOURKUN IS SO KAWAII... HOW CAN IT BE. THAT YOU ARE IMMUNE TO HIS CHARMS.
the truest and most vvirtuous erimaniacs remember my real crucifixion at the climax a #ERIDANWWEEK
Uh, NO? This is what his secktion of the Hope Cult has ALWAYS been called?
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
Looking eckscellent as ALWAYS, sir!
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
DO YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT WE MET. IT WAS #ERIDANWEEK. YOU WERE BEING #CRUCIFIED FOR SOME PETTY BULLSHIT. AND YOU LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD. BLEEDING ON THE SACRIFICIAL STALK. AS YOU DO RIGHT NOW. #HHHH. #ALSO. #IHAVENEVERSEENYOURWALKPRONGSLOOKSOBARE. #HIGHBLOODS. #THEYAREJUSTLIKEUS.
CAN YOU PUT ONE OF THESE UP AT THE HOPESPIRE. #SUGGESTIVE.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. ERIDAN. IT'S IMPORTANT.
fuckin guy has the nervve to ask me howw i kneww about his bomb plot my brother in hope i scried it in my crystal sphere wweeks ago #crockercorp
?draeb eht gnivahs uoy era nehw ,revetahw ro looc s’taht haey haeY
.noisulli lacitpo desruc a ekiL .si ti naht retrohs kool kcen ruoy sekam htgnel ehT .tsuj stI
#amporacoin is on a legendary 3.11% ascent into the heavvens wwe might be so fuckin back eribros
they dont wwant to see me go royalblood beast mode
you wwant me
neptunes wwrath its like somethin takes ovver me wwhen i see those luxurious little digits #suggestivve
yeah 8ut it's very Eridan specific I'm just curious if we could isolate the toes gene or something y'know
...May the day never come to pass that I have to sink to your level, Mr. Ampora. This is perhaps the saddest thing anyone has ever said to me. I used to hold such respect for you- what happened? The facial hair has changed you.
its not vvery peculiar wwhen you take under consideration the fact that wwe are literally the same guy so wwhen chinscab is suckin your puppyboy toes pruny he aint inherited that from me nor i from him its just our eridan style
a man devvelops a closer bond wwith the beast that dwwells wwithin and suddenly his accomplishments mean nothin anymore givve me a fuckin break
See it's saying things like 'the beast that dwells within' that withers my respect for you, Mr. Ampora.
wwould you rather master the beast wwithin or surrender yourself to a life as meager prey answwer me that "twwelvve star man" #alphamentality #business #philosophy #wwar #lovve
I simply don't liken myself to an animal, Mr. Ampora. I am a man, through and through, and I mastered my sense of self and my fate long ago.
id be hard pressed to imagine an error more vvast than assumin just because you abstain from this choice that it wwont be made for you
Nothing and nobody makes my choices for me anymore, Ampora. I've fought too hard.
avve true to caegar
givvin up is easy but hope is hard and brother i like to stay hard
I hear that, brother~.
You were so close. Try again.
dont make me go 15%
rarely does a meme spawwn from the earth c creator fandom that speaks to me wwith such profound vversimilitude #eridanagenda
this robe and wwizard staff got me feelin like the vviolet gale dekarios
be a shame if a vvindictivve goddess put a bomb in you