eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
just the reason youre all still alivve i guess no big deal (youre wwelcome) ocean litterers dni
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wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
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man they rly girded the lawyer loins up 4 this one lmfao
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
🍌- SORRY LITTLE GUY I just went and turned it into a pile of RUBBLE and STUFF!!!
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
WWe should just rename this to #rankmaidwweek to be honest.
considering she rechitted the post from the guy who nuked you i think shes ok
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
the ineffectivveness a that doomsday devvice or wwhatevver in actually killin anyone feels nostalgic to me somehoww #memories #eridanwweek
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
Is it still on tomorroww? #trappedinrubbleateridanwweek
3ridan please tell me mew and Dirk and Jake all kissed sloppy-style after you got offstage, mew~ 💖✨
stronglly considering doing my own terrorism
alright wwho #eridanwweek
// PUMPKIN PARTY IN DA ERIDAN PATCH...... IT'S NIGHT 4....... A NIGHT 4 RUMBLING.....!? #eridanweek #imcoming https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek#
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
https://files.catbox.moe/xfryiu.png #eridanwweek #day3
im just sayin its kinda bullshit nobody did the scarf shibari one #eridanwweek
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight into his thinkpan "XAULYN, XAULYN... WWHY YOU OUT HERE HATIN, FAM?" 5 and xaulyn, shakin like a rustie at the tax audit croaked "wwho evven ARE you, big dog?" then the vvoice cracked into a gigglescream harmony "WWHO YOU THINK, NINJA? ITS THE HONK YOU CANT EVVA OUTRUN THE ONES YOU BEEN PERSECUTIN QUIT KICKIN AGAINST THE GOADZ, BRO! THE HONK ALWWAYS WWINS" 6 and xaulyn, trembling and absolutely mindfucked stammered "aight... aight... wwhat you wwant me to DO?" and the messiahs replied: "GET UP, LITTLE HOMIE ROLL INTO THE CITY, WWE GONNA HOLLA ATCHU WWITH THE REST OF THE PLAN THERE" 7 meanwwhile the trolls that wwere journeyin wwith him just stood there like "uhhhh???" hearin the cosmic wwhoop honk but seein absolutely nobody 8 xaulyn finally staggered up off the ground but wwhen he popped his ganderbulbs open... nothing dude wwas blind so his creww grabbed him by the frond like "come on bro" and hauled him into damascull 9 and for three wwhole wwipes he sat there on some stoic shit, just marinating in the miraculous aftergloww acts of xaulyn 9 #eridanwweek
has anythin like that evver happened to you guys