eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me
i ♤m lounging this d♤wn, resting ♤fter ♤ long shift in the s♤ddle. i figured it w♤s only right to sh♤re the spoils of my repose. oh, ♤nd do try to cont♤in your glee. i don't typic♤lly ♤llow just ♤nyone to p♤rt♤ke in such ♤ view for free. #suggestive #feet #feetpics #nsfw
by the twwelvve fuckin caegars
Eridan is going to post some stupid shit like "by the twelve caegars". Or what have you. I am almost sure of it. It will precede me by mere moments.
wwhere is the link
do NOT fuckin prophesy my actions and deeds wwhile im careenin into a concupiscent frenzy ovver gutterblood toes NOT COOL
hey so just wwonderin is there an avvenue by wwhich a discernin prince might come across your more premium wwalkstub content
၄⋆၃ IF ONE MORE PERSON JUST TELEPORTS INTO MY HIVE IM GOIng TO JJUST OH MY GOG #DONOTSXARETHEXENNOX
nice try this is just teleportbait plain and simple itll take a LITTLE MORE THAN THAT
sigh it aint easy bein pitchbait icarnate
art is dead
🎵 and no one cares 🎵
#boysnight
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#wwhatdatmean
#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
B33 < damn nyall buried the hatchet aftpurr the war p hard huh
it wwas really less an eridani battle royale and more the council a eridans vvs all rogue eris so naturally our camaraderie remains steadfast and true
this is kinda cute tbh
the PREFERRED nomenclature is #adorabloodthirsty thank you vvery fuckin much
put your slugs awway i aint evven had my scaldin bean fluid yet
your what.
Y0u're grumpy cause y0u g0t the m0rning wiggles huh #nsfw
"coffee"
i. dont know. any coffee.
you cant provve that
im not your fuckin lusus look up either term provvided instead a makin it my problem you fleabitten mongrel
I've started dating again, someone else nothing to do with my Ex. It's nice.
i *HOPE* that it cascades into a disastrous intersocial snafu
#eridanagenda #powwerscaling #debate
Once upon a time I would have laughed in the face of this question, 8ut things have changed! I think that mangy dog-man would 8e a fine mist 8efore the fight even got particularly interesting.
death battle un-suspended so that i can kudos your apt assessment a the matter and assert that if wwe just locked in and fought the guy evverythin wwould of been ok
hMM,,, tHIS ONE IS, a THINKER i MEAN, i TRUST tEREZI'S ASSESSMENT THAT, gODTIER vRISKA, aT THAT TIME, wOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT HIM THOUGH, tHAT SORT OF HINGES ON THE FACT THAT, hER DEATH WOULD'VE BEEN, hEROIC-jUST, aND FOR THE SAKE OF THIS i THINK, wE NEED TO ASSUME IF YOU WERE CULLED, iT WOULD BE THE SAME, sO,,, wELL, hIS WEAKNESS IS SLASHING ATTACKS, bECAUSE OF THE HAND THING, wHICH YOU DON'T REALLY DO, yOU ARE MOSTLY A BLASTS GUY, bY MY REMEMBRANCE, wHICH i THINK IS PRETTY MUCH, tHE WORST TH1NG TO USE AGAINST HIM, aND REALLY RANGED ATTACKS IN GENERAL, sINCE HE CAN DEFINITELY TELEPORT OUT OF THEM, iF HE CAN DODGE BULLETS HE CAN DEFINITELY, dODGE BLASTS AND, sPEED BL1TZ YOU, wHICH IS PRETTY MUCH HIS GAMEPLAN, iN GENERAL, hE JUST NEEDS TO GET 1N, aND STAB, aND YOU'RE DONE, i TH1NK YOUR BEST hOPE, eHEHE, dID YOU SEE, wHAT i DID THERE, iS TO GET INTO HIS HEAD AND, mAKE HIM EVEN MORE BLOODTHIRSTY AND FOCUSED, tHAN HE IS TO THE DETRIMENT OF, hIS METAPHORICAL PERIPHERAL VISION, sUCH THAT YOU COULD TRICK HIM INTO A FOOLISH TELEPORT IN WHICH, yOU GET HIM WHETHER OR NOT, hE TELEPORTS, iN WHICH CASE i THINK YOU COULD DISINTEGRATE HIM, bUT HE'S ALREADY PRETTY DANG, bLOODTHIRSTY, sO,,, iN A VACUUM, i GIVE YOU, 3:7 OR, wHATEVER THE NOMENCLATURE IS, yOU WIN, 30% OR WHAT HAVE YOU, pROBABLY, mAYBE,
yeah but wwhen you consider the concerted effort put forth by outside actors (lookin at YOU @scratchDoctor) in removvin me from the alpha timeline vvia subtle manipulation so i cant come through on my prevviously assigned destiny to slay the lord a angels it stands to reason im capable of advvancin to the point wwhere im loww to mid diff stompin that mangy rapscallion wwith my myriad majyykal trickery fuckery speed blitz and melee specialty be damned im not evven strictly ranged no more i evvolvved past the need for strife specibi many god tiers ago BUT the eridan pictured aint necessarily me so if wwe are talkin ordinary ascended six swweep eri wwell they wwere doomed for a reason so unless its ME!eridan i think youre bang on probably
i love pork dumplings good jesus i fucking love them
alright cut lets get that again but try doin it bigger just givve us bigger
what bigger what do you want me to say dumplings get my little tiny penis hard is that what you fucking want from me #nsfw
you can go bigger than that
ok i got penis enlargement so its bigger now is that good your fucking royal highness what the hell is your issue
enough about your disgustin human slurrypipe and go BIGGER THE LINE DO IT FUCKIN BIGGER
wwhat people dont appreciate about me is that wwhen you boil it dowwn i am literally nice
noww wwhy are wwe goin on the internet and tellin lies tonight ara