eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #gpoe for pics of me
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
thanks for the tip im donnin my philanthropists cap and payin bail for wwhoevver caused the most bodily harm/property damage
:33 < Daww how kind!
right im literally nice
feast your proptotic bulbs on my half of the collaboration wwith herr dirk it is rare nowwalight for a man to meet someone wwith wwhom "shootin the shit" can temporarily abate the painful throb a the chronic crotch infection called life this is no mere turd slingin rather than aimlessly flingin the poopie the pitcher hurls his fecal trinket at the marble base wwith intent evvery movve is calculated an the twwo princes find themselvves at a stalemate wwhat happens next is a fusin a souls so beyond our mortal comprehension its cherenkovvian shockwwavve is enough to blind an entire carriage a orphans or maybe evven twwo orphan carriages like evvery young nobletroll i havve alwways found myself bewwitched by the davvid paintin a troll napoleon crossin the alps it wwould be no exaggeration to say this piece has touched an rubbed an tongued evvery corner a my barren bein in many wways this neoclassical masterpiece is a lovver but it is also a friend a teacher a hero an ideal an a damn good reaction pic for pwwnin bleedin pushers online in the wwise wwords a 4chum its too late ivve already depicted you as the hoofbeast an myself as a heroic military genius @ponyPal
i been gazin at this for a spell noww and ivve not been capable of peelin my gander spheres off it evven for a moment lest i scorn the enlightened precepts and axioms masterfully implied wwith evvery brushstroke before its properly sunk in fuck im gettin emotional here wwe need this carvved into marble asap
If you were my bottom would you be able to get off on me calling you a good dolp)(in? I'm seaing w)(et)(er or naut i can make oceanic terms sexy! e)(e! 38)
wwhat no wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you
Well I'm trying new t)(ings! Just calling mys)(ell-f Mommy isn't scratc)(ing t)(e fis)(y itc)(! It's naut T)-(AT bad rig)(t? 38(
this wwould kill my squiggly instantly i dont evven got to think about it
its alwways some baldfaced milksop comin out to wwhinge about my distinguished mane wwhat else is there to do except shake my head and enjoy another month rent free in their think pans
this is literally true
tips on how 2 deal w jealousy? askin 4 a friend
challenge your romantic rivval to a duel
baby, get on ur knees n say pretty please ;3
i think wwe buy our undergarments from the same place
https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Dormin.png Now be not alarmed. i have what they call a RBF whatever that means. I suppose it is #suggestive as i am Shirtless.
the poorbloods are scramblin ovver one another to wwhinge about this devvastating seadwweller mog keep it up mate
While I'm at it, I wish to dispel any rumors that @caligulasAquarium and I are in a findom situation~. His fins aren't dominating anything~. Any arrangements we may or may not have are of a friendly, but professional nature~. #Professional #Chillychaser #Findom #ReelTalk #NSFW
vvery mixed signals to be leavvin this one in the #chillychaser tag
Should I have used the #NotChillychaser tag instead~?
and the order by wwhich you arranged the tags kinda makes it come off moresuch that you see yourself as a professional chillychaser like you left that amateur shit behind you and wwent pro
~.~.~.Unless you want me to be one~.
honestly a chillychaser is an admirable thing to be and as the divvine embodiment a wwillpowwer and ambition im all for dreamin big in the big year a 5008
does anyone knovw vwhat an "angel shot" is? 8road ivwe 8een chatting up at the local vwatering hole keeps asking the 8artender for one and he hasnt givwen her a single drink. im starting to vwonder if the guy evwen wvorks here, or if this 8road is trying to order a drink that doesnt exist
an angel shot is the name a one of my many beam attacks
if i wwere a wwizard for wwigglers id be evvokin some stupid shit like a flipendo or expeliarmus my brother in hope i just cast meteor swwarm
just wwait until you find out wwho wwill be on the cross at the crucifixion wwhen #eridanwweek2 finally has its #secondcoming
1s th1s a communal vot1ng th1ng or do you just get chosen and ra1l-1 mean na1led
i dont believve in democracy
Hello, Chittr~. I have a question~. (Please do not read this if you are a fair maiden~.) #NSFW #NSFNB #NotSafeForNutritionBlock I was cooking last light, making some cluckbeast breasts~. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on~. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a cluckbeast breast on the floor~. But it hit my bulge before it hit the floor~. This evening my bulge seems like it is inflamed and the tip hurts if I touch it~. Is it possible I got Troll Salmonella Poisoning~?
you fucked those raww cluckbeast breasts didnt you
NO~.~.~.
you did
CHOOSE YOUR #WORKWAIFU. #THEFELT. #APPLYNOW.
conjurin meteors and flingin em at the green moon until one a them chooses me and then wwe just see wwhat happens from there
:33< in a fingpurr licking good world dare to be toe sucking evil :33< im sorry :33< #nsfw
wway ahead a you
:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
ignorin the scurrilous an wwholly inaccurate nature a some these tags theres nothin scandalous about sharin a PLATONIC meal wwith your praetor the big lugs evven more disconcertin an prone to perspirin wwhen hes ravvenous for some troll greek style vvegetarian fritters youre wwashed looks like your kitty snout aint so good at detectin muck after all
you wwere in troll greece too wwhat the hell wwe could of linked up and bid our indigo manservvants to battle each other in the dirt