eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
just the reason youre all still alivve i guess no big deal (youre wwelcome) ocean litterers dni
filled wwjth mountin dread as i #remembermore
good to see the trickster bullshit didn't completely kill your brain here Yep. That's me. Now what have I done to you?
feelslike someone stuck my think pan in a blender oh god i remenber all of it #eridanwweek #day6
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FESTERING WRETCHED EVIL ASSHOLE.
Glub glub glub glub glub glub!!! #imgoing #eridanweek #w)(ocares?
hate to do this princess but i must insist you comply wwith tonights theme and don the appropriate hashtag should you wwish to be collected #iwwantcandy
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
hahaha yes this is awwesome lookin forwward to it mysterious anon
The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice
i choose eridan wweek
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Got lik£, doubl£ book£d tonight for lik£, a photoshoot so I lik£, had to miss out on lik£, #£ridanw££k tonight! Lik£, hop£ it was so fun though<3 ;P!!
bleww up
im absolutely boilin wwith rage right noww can you please just say somethin ridiculous that wwill diffuse my all consumin fury
OMG lik£ okay lik£ um. W£ll today I lik£, pick£d up a cut£ lik£ wizardy rob£ that I was lik£ hoping to giv£ you lik£, tmrw aft£r I lik£ got back from my shoot?? Wait do you lik£, lik£ thos£? IDK you would look lik£ adorabl£ lik£ anyway!!!! ;P OMFG I lik£, g£t thos£ pics back lik£, soon I think? And I lik£ got my boss to s£nd m£ som£ lik£, n£w mon£y for lik£ h££ls. LOL.
Do you lik£, want m£ to lik£ com£ ov£r and lik£ h£lp though?? If you lik£ n££d anything DM m£!!! Lik£ OMFG<33
i could actually really fuckin use the emotional support right noww it just gets to me sometimes all the haters prayin on my dowwnfall
OMFG. Lik£, on my way!! You want m£ to lik£, bring anything?? OMFG actually also wh£r£ do I lik£ go? I can b£ th£r£ lik£ ASAP lik£, r£gardl£ss. <333
come to the smolderin remains of eridanwweek youll find me there
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oh swweet neptune you twwo are ok the good guys wwin again
WHEN I SAID #ERIDANWEEK BLOWS. I DID NOT MEAN THIS. I HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT.
yeah youre on the shortlist a suspects wworm
IT PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE. THAT YOU THINK OF ME. LIKE THIS.
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
tl;dr but i am officially blamin YOU for this travvesty until wwe track dowwn the feckless rodent that bleww my awwesome arena sky high
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
3ridan please tell me mew and Dirk and Jake all kissed sloppy-style after you got offstage, mew~ 💖✨
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DISRUPT AN EVENT @macroCosmosofficial
im goin to flay you alivve
I'd say I'm #ImComing to #eridanweek but I just #Came what the fuck am I supposed to do now #😺 mew~ 💖✨
#comeagain #noww #eridanwweek