eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me | opinions expressed herein are mine alone etc
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hrn no but continue to endeavvor towward apotheosis once your potential is realized then a curtsy might be in order
The quadrant reacts are a nice touch. It implies the app is either Alternian in origin, or made by a hardcore Complacency fan. Which, given the multiple Lalondes I've seen already, seems not unlikely.
as it happens im an enormous fan a complacency calmasis is literally me
You're not supposed to... Nevermind. I've been fighting that battle longer than I've been fighting the Batterwitch.
im just sayin id slaughter all those esoteric double speakin geezers too if only for the right a passage and proof a my superior wwizardry wwhat i wwouldnt givve to duel zazzerpan for real
youre catchin on quick
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
evven better wwe are goin to get oiled up and wwrestle
i hav a rly important question abt this here it goes: can i watch
yknoww wwhat youre a vvile and insultin caricature a me and i wwant nothin but sufferin and misery for you all the rest a your days but wwhen youre right youre fuckin correct this is guys bein dudes and it wwill be awwesome
all you got to do is showw up and myriad wwonders wwill be yours to enjoy
my brother i am you if u could open ur eyes and see that wwe had a vveil hung ovver us and the vveil wwas a strange feudalistic mess that servved only to perpetuate child soldiers
wwhats wwrong wwith child soldiers child soldiers are paradox spaces preferred candidates for godhood from wwhat i can tell
Still have to fight me and you're out getting oiled up with Twink 1 and Twink 2?
i havve yet to see evven one caegar from redglare in exchange for my participation in that upcomin scrum but loww key i am gettin the point that ill just go do it for fun but then also i aint exactly been houndin her so i should probably touch base
#rumblleindapumpkinpatch? oh. you dont even gotta ask. #imcoming
THERES ANOTHER ONE?
so are you comin or not
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
#dirkjake #jakedirk #morelike #eridirkjake #rankbait
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
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∙☾__☽ @caligulasAquarrium so you want me? 💜 https://cdn.imgchest.com/ ̶f̶iles/3473d34c284d.png
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alright FINE i wwill finally clear up all misapprehensions and mysteries and revveal that i am The Thaumaturge it is me #outglutmasquerade #fitcheck #truthnuke https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c64b10ab04c5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc95376794e.png
yes i knoww this changes evverythin
really wwhy is that
FITCHECKSAN. SCRAPE YOURSELF OFF YOUR LOWLY STATION. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. AND GET BACK TO YOUR #CEASELESSTOIL. NEW FIT JUST DROPPED. @GRATUITOUSANNUITY
indeed all should behold my cloak
Fuck. I can't believe it. I was so thoroughly fooled. You truly are a master of disguise.
all these machinations got me feelin like the vviolet arsène lupinn
:33 < i got the vibe that the thaumaturge was a real protector type and maidling was designed for servitude. so they were an inwardly spiraling cycle of service to one another!
wwait true and maid x prince is near penultimate in its status among pairin archetypes wwho wwas the maidling
The fucked up thing is that if I were a character in a series, I wouldn't even be the main character. I'd be some fringe side character that got three lines of dialogue and then absolutely butchered by fanon. :[
im protagonist material personally if wwe are bein honest here like the sort that is destined by prophecy to defeat the main vvillain
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again